behan ne bhai ko pata kar chudwaya stories | Hindi SMS Messages, 140 Words Love Funny SMS, Hindi SMS in Hindi, Birthday and Good Morning SMS in Urdu English Hindi 160 Character, Best Love and Romantic Txt Messages, Love Funny SMS Collection

Search: behan ne bhai ko pata kar chudwaya stories

behan ne bhai ko pata kar chudwaya stories Messages

Advertisement

Advertisement

We have compile latest messages of behan ne bhai ko pata kar chudwaya stories for your friends and families. Select behan ne bhai ko pata kar chudwaya stories messages and send behan ne bhai ko pata kar chudwaya stories greetings in wishes to show how much your friends are important for you.

More sms messages related to behan ne bhai ko pata kar chudwaya stories

Jun 08 2011

Tamil Dirty Stories

Tamil Dirty Short Stories

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

Tamil Dirty Short Stories

principal- yenda latestdnt-
bike punchar sirprncpl-
bus la vara vendiyathuthanastdnt-
sona unga ponu keka matingra sir principle-?
by …….. guys next 2 vallavan

Tamil Dirty Short Stories

Exam Ezhudhum Student oruvan
packetil irundhu thundu kagidhathai eduthadhai Supervisor parthu vittar.
BIT adikiran.
Adhai pidunginar. Muraithar. ?
Tholaindhom?enru azhudhu konde ezhundha manavanai
tholai thottu utkara vaithu vittu?
Vegamaga adutha araikkul nuzhaindhar?
ange thervu ezhudhikondirukkum
avarudaiya ? Makku Paiyanukku? BIT-ai kodukka!

Tamil Dirty Short Stories

exam sms sangam
Rawva kudichavanum…
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By – EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!

Tamil Dirty Short Stories

Doctr Mareez ki Naak me Ungli Daal k Betha Hua Tha
1 Ne pucha Ye Kya kar Rahe Ho?
Dr:
Mariz ko Ulti krwa Raha Hun.
Magar Kese?
Dr: Ab Yehi Ungli Uske Moo me Daalu Ga. :-)

Some Related Terms:

  • Tamil dirty story
  • tamil dirty stories anni
  • Tamildirty stories
  • tamil story
  • tamildiretrystories
  • Dirty tamil story
  • tamil bit stories
  • tamil bit story
  • antravasana com
  • Tamildirtystore
Jul 16 2011

Munna Bhai Visits Mysore Palace

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re i shappath !

ALSO TRY : munna bhai sms munna bhai sms jokes latest munna bhai sms best munna bhai sms munna bhai messages munna bhai quotes

Some Related Terms:

  • bhai ne choda
  • Antarvasna Me
  • bhai se chudwaya
  • bhai ne behan ko choda
  • Gandikahani com
  • sister ko choda
  • gandi kahania with photo
  • sote hue choda
  • antarvashna handi khani
  • deshimurga com
Apr 08 2011

To Kha Ke Dekh Le Pata Chal Jayega

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le pata chal jayega.

Some Related Terms:

  • Bhabhi antarvasna
May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Messages

Munna Bhai Messages

Circuit & Munna In Usa!
Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.
Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka – chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar – Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away

Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother’s brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date}
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose.

Munna: Yeh Bol Tere Desh Mein Aake Apun Ka Chati khushi se Phul gaya hai
Circut: In Ur Country With Happiness My Chest Became Breast .

Some Related Terms:

  • Behan bhai chudai kahani
  • sardi me chudai
Apr 05 2011

Baap Ka Naam Roshan Kar Rehle Hai

CIRCUT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
sHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

Apr 02 2011

PALKEN ZARA UTHA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE

PALKEN ZARA UTHA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE
THODA SA MUSKURA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE
AE MAAH TAAB-E-HUSN ANDHERA HAI CHAR SOO
RUKH SE NAKAAB UTHA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE
CHUPNE LAGA HAI CHAAND GHATAAO KI OAT ME
ZULFEN ZARA HATA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE
BAJNE LAGENGE JALTARANG ES KAAENAAT ME
KOI GEET GUNGUNA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE
DE DENGE JAAN AAPK KADMO ME HUM HUZOOR
SHAM-E-WAFA JALAKAR EK BAR DEKHIYE
MERI TARHA AAP BHI TARSENGE NEEND KO
YE DIL KAHIN LAGA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE
KYON DAR BADAR HAI AAP WAFA KI TALASH ME
APNA HAME BANA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE
ES PUR FAREB DOUR KA SHIKWA BAJA MAGAR
IMTEYAZ KO AAZMA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE.

Some Related Terms:

  • behosh karke choda
  • Behan ko behosh karke choda
  • black mail karke choda
  • Behan ko choda story
  • http://smsdoit org/a/bhabhi-ki-chudai-neend-ki-goli-khila-kar-balatkar-kiya-with-photo
  • Bhabhi ki seal todi
  • Seduce karke choda
Jul 22 2011

’nt Like Munna Bhai">If You Dont Like Munna Bhai

Hi

If you don’t like “munna bhai” then close this email now. This
is not for you…

-
-
-
-
-

Ok so you are still here. I take it as you like “munna bhai”
and have watched both movies “Munna Bhai MBBS” and “Lage Raho
Munna Bhai” like me… ;-)

Apr 05 2011

Abhi Bole To Bhai Ko Tere SMS Nahi Aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

Some Related Terms:

  • mastramhindistory
  • urdu kahani do bai ak bahan
Jun 16 2011

Tamil Dirty Stories

Latest Tamil Dirty Stories

Tamil Dirty Stories

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Tamil Dirty Stories

! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha
Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
Vadivelu: Hello enna ithu?
601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga?
Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu.

Tamil Dirty Stories

Aaj SHEELA ki
Birthday hai.
.
Ye msg 9 logo ko
send kro tou
khwab mein sheela
ayegi.
.
Ek Sahib ne DELETE
kr diya.
Uss k khwab mein
Firdous Ashiq Awan
aa gaie !:D

Tamil Dirty Stories

Maapi eppadhi da pogudhu life?
Veetla ellam eppadi irukkanga?
Amma appa thangachi ellam sowkiyama?
Kadaisiya endha padam paartha da?
Onnu milla romba bore adhan oru msg anuppalamnnu.
Eppam indha pakkam varadha idea?
Apparam maapi onnu solla marandhitaen da ….
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukkal!
Enna maranduthaennu paathiya? Chancesae illai!

Tamil Dirty Stories

Yesterday i decided to sucide I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
Its your message
after i read it i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu
na yaen saganum…!

4 More Short Tamil Dity Stories Click Here:

Some Related Terms:

  • tamil dirty stories
  • tamildirtytsories
  • Dirty tamil stories
  • tamil dirty stories com
  • tamil story in tamil
  • tamildirtystoriesintamil
  • tamildirtystory
  • tamil dirty storys
  • Tamil sms
  • tamilstories
Sep 26 2011

Munna Bhai Hindi Sms

Munna Bhai:
Aay Circuit
Baapu Bole Toh Gandhi Ji Kapde Kyu Nahi Pehantay Thay?

Circuit:
Bhai Bole Toy Bapu Bhi Us Time Ke Salmaan Khan Thay..

Some Related Terms:

  • jhakaas jokes marathi
  • jhakaas jokes hindi
  • jhakaas marathi jokes
  • zhakkas marathi movie
Apr 05 2011

Kabhi Jhoot Nehin Bolna

CIRCUIT : Bhai Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai apun jhoot nehin bolega par tum to bol sakta hai na.

Some Related Terms:

  • jhoot shayari
  • jhoot sms
  • juth sms
  • hindi jhoot sms
Jul 28 2011

Lafzon Ki Tarah Mujh Se Kitabon Mein Mila Kar

Lafzon ki tarah mujh se kitabon mei mila kar

Dunya ka tujhy dar hy to khawbon me mila kar

Sahil ko mai choo kar tujhy mehsos karon ga

To mujh se lehar ban kar kinaron pe mila kar

Phoolon ka khushbu se taulaq hy zarori

To mujh se mehak ban kar Gulabon men mila kar..

Jul 15 2011

Yeh Dil To Tere Nam Pe Qurbaan Kar Diya

(Ghazal")

Yeh Dil To Tere Nam Pe Qurbaan Kar Diya

Hum Ne To Apni Jan Ko Be-Jan Kar Diya

Rakhte Nahi Ho Shauq Tum Deedar Ka Mere

Aankhon Ko Apni Mujh Se Hi Anjaan Kar Diya

Hum To Samajhte Thay K Nibhao Ge Saath Tum

Tanha Mujhe Chhorh K Pareshan Kar Diya

Kuch Saal Sahi Tum Mere Dil Mein To Rehte

Neelaam Kar K Mujh Ko Be-Makaan Kar Diya

Karni Thi BEWAFAI To Chhup K Hi Ki Hoti

Tum Ne To BEWAFAI Ka Elaan Kar Diya.

Some Related Terms:

  • haq meri mohabbat ka ada kyun nahi karte complete ghazal
  • Haq meri mohabt ka ada q nai krty tm drd to dety ho dawa q nai krty
  • haq meri mohabbat ka ada kyun nahi karte tum dard to dety ho dua kyun nahi karte
  • Haq meri mohabbat ka ada kyun nahi karte
  • darzi ne choda
  • haq meri mohabbat ka ada kyun nahi karte ghazal
  • Haq meri mohabt ka ada q nai krty
  • 60 saal ki aurat ko choda
Jul 05 2011

Kabhi Toot Kar Bikhro To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena

Kabhi toot Kar

Bikhro To Mujhe

Yaad Kar Lena

Main Thora Boht

Welding Ka Kam B Janta Hon…

Apr 05 2011

MUNNA BHAI Visits Mysore Palace

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re i shappath.

Some Related Terms:

  • mujhe choda
  • antarvasana bhai bhan story com
Jun 16 2011

Ik Shakhs Saare Shehar Ko Veeran Kar Gaya

GHAZAL

Kitni Ulaj Gayi Hai Judai Me Zindagi

Wo Shakhs Jafa Kar K Ehsan Kar Gya

Mein Jis Ko Baat Bat Pe Kehta Tha Apni Jaan

Dekho Wohi Shakhs Mujhy Bejaan Kar Gaya

Pehly Wo Meri Zaat Ki Taameer Main Raha

Pher Mujko Apny Hath Se Masmaar Kar Geya

Wo Aa Mila To Faasly Kattay Chaly Gaye

Bichra To Rasty Mere Dushwar Kar Gya

Bichra Kuch Is Ada Se K Rut Hi Badal Gai

Ik Shaks Saarey Shehar Ko Viran Kar Gaya.

Some Related Terms:

  • aik shakhs saray shahar ko
  • Agar msg master ho to is sawal kajawab do our agar nahi aata to smskrna chor do SAWAL1 ladke ne 1 ladki se us ka naampoocha to us ladki ne 1 kitaab par yecode likha 2main2 8main2 7main4 4main27main3 2main1 NAME KYA HAI? reply must Only Genious wil reply
Sep 26 2011

Munna Bhai Sms Jokes

Munna Bhai:
Yar Circut Apun Ko 1 Nurs Se Piar Ho Gaya Hai…
Us Ko Leter Main Kia Likhon?

Circut:
Bindas Likhne Ka…
Sister I Lov UTumhara Munna Bhai

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms In Urdu

Urdu Munna Bhai Sms

Circuit:Aye Bhai
Malum kya apun bachpan main 20th flore se niche gir gaya tha.
Munna Bhai:Aisa kya!
to fir tu bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit:Chodo na Bhai itni purani Baat hai
Bole to ab Apun ko jyada yaad nahi hai.

Some Related Terms:

  • BHAI NE JABARDASTI CHODA
  • bhai bahan ki chudai ki kahani
  • behan bhai chudai
  • behan ko zabardasti choda
  • bhai ne behan ka rape kiya
  • behan ka balatkar hindi story
  • urdu font gandi kahani
Jul 06 2011

Tum Ne Socha Hi Nahi Kuch Bhi Hatt Kar Us Se

tum ne socha hi nahi kuch bhi hatt kar us se

Ab bicharna hai to phir khud ko juda kar us se

wo bigarta hai to dunya hi bigar jati hai.

Is liye rakhni pari mujko bana kar us se.

Main kahani mein kahin hun k nahi hun aey dil.

Puchna hoga kisi roz bitha kar us se.

Kis tarha us pe tere dard ka manzar khulta.

Tu mohbt bi to karta tha chupa kar us se.

Leher jis tarha kinary ko chuwy aakhri baar

Aisa mehsoos howa hath mila kar us se.

Apr 03 2011

Ghar Main Ghus Kar Mera Rape Kar Diya

Bivi: kal 3 choron nay ghar main ghus kar mera rape kardiya
shohar: tumney roka nahi?
Bivi: bht roka par unhone kaha k ab subha hogai hai hamien jana hoga..!

Some Related Terms:

  • mera balatkar
  • hindi rape stories
  • hindi rape story
  • rape stories in hindi
  • Rape story in hindi
  • balatkar story
  • Hindi balatkar story
  • urdu rape stories
  • wallpapers mera balatkar
  • rape stories in urdu
Aug 11 2011

Uljhay Huay Haalat Ka Shikwa Na Kia Kar

*<Ghazal>* "

Uljhay huay haalat ka shikwa na kia kar

khairaat mein khushiyon ki tamanna na kia kar

So baar kaha hay itni mohabat nhi achi

So baar kaha hay itna bharosa na kia kar

Halaat tujhko mujhse na milne kabhi dein gay

Ae dost mere…meri tamanna na kia kar

Kya janey ye kis morr pey ley jaey zamana

Tu mujh ko kisi pal b elehda na kia kar

Mumkin hay kisi roz bichar jaon achanak

Tu mujh sy piyar itna ziyada na kia kar

May 09 2011

Tamil Munna Bhai Sms

Munna Bhai Tamil Sms

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. .

Apr 08 2011

Phir Se Totay Hoay Patton Ka Sahara Le Kar

Phir se totay hoay patton ka sahara le kar
wehshat-e-dil kisi jugnoo sa udhara le kar
dasht-e-dunuya main umeedo ka kinara le kar
main tumain yad kar loun ek umr dobara le kar.

Apr 30 2011

Islamic Messages In Urdu

Islamic Messages In Urdu

Allah says:
.
MUJHY Rab Maan Kar To Dekh
Subse Beniyaz Na Kar Don to Kehna
.
Mere Khauf Se Aansu Baha Kar to Dekh
Maghfirat k Darya Na Baha Don to Kehna
.
Wafa ki Laaj Nibha Kar to Dekh
Ataa ki Hadd Na Kar Don To Kehna
.
MERE Naam ki Tazeem Kar K to Dekh
Takreem ki Inteha Na Kar Don to Kehna
.
Apni Hasti ko Fana Kar k to Dekh
Jaam-e-Baqa se Sarfaraz na Kar Don to Kehna
.
Bil Aakhir MERA ho K to Dekh
Har Kisi ko Tera Na Kar Don to Kehna.

Some Related Terms:

  • In pictures ko dekh kar purani kahavat pehchan
Apr 05 2011

Nurse Se Pyar Ho Gayela Hai

Munna Bhai
Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hailuv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit
Simple BhaiLikhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Aur Circuit Sms

Munna Bhai And Circuit Sms

Munna bhai:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain?

Circuit:
Bolay to patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

Apr 05 2011

Chand Toh Raat Ko Nikalta Hai

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit baapu bole to

gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us

time ke salmaan khan thay!

Mar 28 2012

Ek Behn Ki Karachi Ke Bhaion Per Nazam

Ek Behn ki Karachi ke Bhaion per Nazam

 

Apno ke bicharnay ka gham kaisa hota hay
Is ka shidat say ahsas kal rat ko hua
Jab bhaya ghar lot kar aye to un k sar say khoon beh raha tha
Wo bhi in bhairyon k hat a gay thay
Kuch log danday lye bhai per toot pary
Lakin ALLAH nay hifazat farmaye
Shayd ammi ke dua bhai ka hisar kye hway the
Bhai un k hathon say zinda bach kar a gay
Bhai ke zindagi baqi the is lia wo bach gay
But najany kitnay bhai ghar nhee lot’tay hongay.

Apr 14 2012

Jab B Teri Yaad Aayi Tujhe Bhula Kar Roye

Kabhi ro kar muuskuraye toh kabhi muskurakar roye
Jab b teri yaad aayi tujhe bhula kar roye
Ek tera hi naam tha jisse hazar baar likha
Jitna likh kar khush hue usse zyada mita kar roye.:-(

Apr 05 2011

Papar Aur Jhapar Main Farak

Papar aur jhapar main farak
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le pata chal jayega.

Apr 05 2011

Bole Toh Yeh Ford Kya Hai

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bhai gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bole toh simple hai bhai Ox mane Bail

Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Jokes

Munna Bhai Jokes


Munna : Yaar Circuit
ye gandhiji Har note me haste kuy rehte hai?
Circuit:Simple hai bhai!
Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga……

Jun 14 2011

Love Stories

!LOV STORY!

1nce der ws a guy n a girl in a gud reltionship since 5yrs

N

loved each other

Guy ws sincere n gal ws cute

Both were happy.

1 day girl came 2 meet d guy n showd him her PINK LENSES.

He saw dem & ws surprised.

Days Passed n 1 day suddenly guy met wid an accident

Girl came 2 hospital n waited 4

37hours..

Den doctor came out n told her

Ur boy friend has Alcohol in his heart.

Girl ws shockd & was nt able 2 think of d reason..

Reason was:

PINK LENSES

U know

Gulabi Akhein Jo Teri Dekhi

Sharaabi Ye Dil Ho Gaya

I know u wnt 2 kill me 4 dis msg bt wat 2 do yr..

I HATE LUV STORIES.

Some Related Terms:

  • hindi stories
  • pagal ladki ko choda
  • Hindi stori
  • Love story msg
  • short love story msg
May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms In Hindi

Hindi Munna Bhai Sms

Patient: Doctor aap ko yakin hai k mjhy Namoonia (pneumonia).
hai kyun ke pichly dino aik doctor meri frnd ka Namoonia ka.
ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mr gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai tu namoonia sy hi maray
ga.

Mar 23 2012

Ishq Ne Hame Benam Kar Diya

Ishq Ne hame Benam kar Diya
Har Khushi se Anjan Kar diya

Hamne Khbhi Nahi chaha Ki Hame Ishq Ho
Par unki Ek Nazr ne Hume Nilam Kar Diya…!

Apr 02 2011

Deep Jalaya Tha Tumhara Naam Le Kar

1 deep jalaya tha tumhara naam le kar

qasam khuda ki us ko bhujne na diya

jab jalany k liye howa khatam tail

m ne apna laho paish kar diya us ne ye keh kar thukra diya

ye h tumhara shokh-e-pan

m ne tha tum se shikwa kiya

tum ne h jo jawab diya

us ne b muj ko hila diya

k tum ne b muj ko hila diya ……………?

Apr 09 2012

Aankhon Main Neend Thi So Kar Nahi Dekha

Barson guzar gaye Ro kar nahi dekha
Aankhon main neend thi So kar nahi dekha
Wo kya jaane dard Mohabat ka
Jis ne kisi ka ho kar nahi dekha

~gOOd nIght~

Some Related Terms:

  • dard bhari shayari hindi 120 words
  • dard bhari shayari in hindi 120 words
  • vidai shayari in hindi
  • dard bhare sms hindi 120 words
  • shayari dard bhari zindagi hindi 140
  • hindi dard bhari shayari 140 words
  • love shayari in hindi for girlfriend 120 words
Apr 08 2011

Woh Pal Aisa Tha Ki Inkar Na Kar Paaye

Woh Pal Aisa Tha Ki Inkar Na Kar Paaye
Duniya Ke Dar Se Ikrar Na Kar Paaye…
Na Thi Zindagi Jiske Bina Mumkin
Usne Chod Diya Aur Hum Sawal Na Kar Paaye.

Some Related Terms:

  • sehat banane ke tarike
  • shero shayari on teachers
  • sher o shayari for teachers day
  • shero shayari on teachers day in hindi
  • shero shayari on teachers day
Apr 08 2011

Tufaan Tinkey Ko Uraa Kar Chala Gaya

Tufaan Tinkey ko uraa kar chala gaya

Guzra Waqat Bohat kuch sikha kar chala gaya

aise b hote hain dunia main yeh socha na tha

jise chup karaya wohi rula kar chala gaya

Some Related Terms:

  • rula rula kar choda
Mar 09 2012

Sania Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar

Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar
Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka Intezaar Na Kar
Channel Badal Aur FTV Laga Le Bachcha
ESPN Par Sania Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar.

Some Related Terms:

  • dirty jokes sania mirza
  • sania mirza dirty sms
  • Sania mirza dirty jokes
  • dirty insult SMS
May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms

Munna Bhai Sms

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Some Related Terms:

  • antervasnakikahani
  • Daimaa ki chudai
Apr 05 2011

Circuit Ye Valentine Day Kaun Sa Din Hai

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

Oct 22 2011

Girl Friend Ka Pata Puchta Hai

Vo Shakhs Mujhse Meri girl_Friend ka Pata Puchta Hai
“FARAZ”
Kitna Nadaan Hai Apne Hi Ghar ka Pata Nahi Jaanta.!

Apr 29 2011

Husband Wife Jokes

Husband Wife Jokes

COLUMBUS agar married hota to America kabhi discover nahi kar pata. Kyunki tab usse poocha jata:
1. Kahan jaa rahe ho
2. Kiske saath jaa rahe ho
3. Main bhi chalungi
4. Wapas kab aaoge
5. Ghar reh kar hi discover karlo
6. Mere liye kya laoge
7. Wapas aate waqt sabji lete aana
8. Pahunch ke phone karna
9. Har baar tum hi kyon discover karte ho? Koi aur kyon nahi kar sakta?

Apr 01 2011

Kya Tum Meri Salary Mein Guzara Kar Logi

Boyfriend : kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi..?

Girlfriend : Mein toh guzara kar lungi? par tumhara kya hoga..

Jul 11 2011

Suraj Roshni Le Kar Aayaa

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

Some Related Terms:

  • kidnap karke choda
Mar 19 2012

Bacha School Gadha Le Kar Aya

Bacha school Gadha le kar aya

Madam: Ye gadha kyon le kar aye ho

Bacha: Aap he to kehti hain ke main ne bare bare gadhon ko insan banaya hai

To main ne socha iski bhi zindagi ban jaye gi.

Some Related Terms:

  • teacher ko blackmail karke choda
  • newton jokes in hindi
Apr 05 2011

Eik Kam Kar

*Eik Kam Kar

*Mobile Off Kar

*Battery Kadd

*Sim V Kadd le

*Te Mobile nu kisi truk de thaly de de

Jadon sms nahi karna te mobile rakhan da ki fayeda

Oct 25 2011

A Chand Zara Ik Kaam To Kar

A Chand zara ik kaam to kar
Ik raat hamaray naam tu kar
Bohat door ik apna rehta hai
Jo mujh ko apna kehta hai
Os aankh mai jo bhe sapnay hein
Wo saaray meray apnay hein
Os ki pyari si ankhon ka’ chupkay se ik bosa lena
Or phir kehna !
“Tumhe koi yaad karta hai”
Tumhe koi yaad krta he.

Apr 02 2011

Apne Dil Se Nikal Kar Mujh Ko

Apne dil se nikal kar mujh ko..
Tere honton pe siskiyan q hen?

Zakham de kar wo mujh se poochta hai..
Tere lehje me talkhiyan q hen?

Hum to kachchay makaan k baasi hen…
Phir taaqub mein bijliyan q hen?

Ishq k or bhi musafir hen FARAZ!
Sirf hum pe hi sakhtiyan q hen?

Jul 25 2011

Allah Ko Paa Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nahi Khoya

Aik boht khubsurat jumla

Allah Ko Paa Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nahi Khoya

Aur Allah Ko Kho Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nai Paaya

Jul 03 2011

Mujhe Maaf Kar Mere Humsafar

<GHAZAL>

Mujhe Maaf kar mere Humsafar Tujhe chahna Meri bhool thi

Kisi Raah pr jo uthi Nazar

Tuje Dekhna meri Bhool thi

Koi nazm ho koi

Ghazal ho

kahin Raat ho

kahin Sehr ho

Wo Gali galiwo Sheher sheher

Tujhe Dhoondna Meri bhool Thi

Tere gham ki koi dava nahi

Mujhe tujse koi Gila nahi.

Mera koi tere Siva nahi…

Yehi Sochna meri bhool thi..

Mujhe Maaf kar Mere Humsafar

Tujay Chahna Meri Bhool thi..!

Some Related Terms:

  • humsafar ghazal
  • mujhe maaf kar mere humsafar poetry
  • mujhe maaf kar do sms hindi
  • mujhe maaf kar mere humsafar sms
  • mere bete ne mujhe choda
  • Mujhe maaf kar do shayari
  • mujhe maaf karna sms
  • maaf kar do sms
  • mujhe maaf karna sms hindi
  • papa ne sote hue choda
Jul 07 2011

Bas Itna Soch Kar Hai Mujko

Main Aise Mor pe Apni Kahani Chhor Aya Hoon

Kisi ki Aankh Main PaNi hi PaNi Chhor Aya Hoon

Bas Itna Soch Kar Hi Mujh Ko Apne Paas Rakh Lo Tum

Tumhare Main Aise Mor pe Apni Kahani Chhor Aya Hoon

Kisi ki Aankh Main PaNi hi PaNi Chhor Aya Hoon

Bas Itna Soch Kar Hi Mujh Ko Apne Paas Rakh Lo Tum

Tumhare Waste Dunya Purani Chhor Aya Hoon

Tu Ne Nafrat Se Jo Dekha To Mujhe Yaad Aya

Kaise kaise Rishte Teri Khatir Main Torr Aya Hoon. such jan je

Mar 31 2012

Aur Ab Hans Kar Apne Fool Hone Ko

Gulab ka phool baag main khil raha hai
Komal ka phool paani main tair raha hai
Chameli ka phool chaman main mehk raha hai
Aur
April ka phool mera sms padh raha hai

Aur ab hans kar apne fool hone ko confirm kar raha hai

Apr 08 2011

ALLAH Tumhari Duain Poori Kar Raha Ha

Agar ALLAH tumhari duain poori kar raha hai to woh tumhara yaqeen barha raha hai
Agar duain poori karne main dair kar raha hai to tumhara sabr barha raha hai

! Shab-e-Barat Mubarak !

Jul 23 2011

Oye Ruk Delete Na Kar

Oye Ruk!

Delet na Kar.

Thaly Kar

.

.

.

Hor thaly

.

.

.

.

Aawnn dy

.

Aawnn dy

.

.

Bas

.

.

Chal

Hun

Delete Kr de.

Jul 06 2011

Fursat Milay To Yaad Kar Lena

Fursat Milay To Yaad Kar Lena Is

Zarra-e-Aaftab Ko Sagar !

Jis k seenay mein dil ki jaga teri yad dharakti hay.. !

Jul 09 2011

Bekhabar BeWajah Berukhi Na Kiya Kar

Bekhabar BeWajah Berukhi Na Kiya Kar

Koi Toot Jata Hai Tera Lehja Badalney Sey…………

Jul 03 2011

Fursat Milay To Yaad Kar Liya Karo

Fursat milay to yaad kar liya karo hame bhi kabhi kabhi

Bari pur-ronaq hoti hain yadeinHum udaas logon ki..

Aug 11 2011

Jate Jate Us Ne Palat Kar Mujhse

Jate Jate Us Ne Palat Kar Mujhse Kuch yun Kaha

MOHSIN

K Tum Humein Bhula Do Hum Tujh Se Pyaar Sekhne Aye Thy Kisi Or K Liye …