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Jul 16 2011

Munna Bhai Visits Mysore Palace

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re i shappath !

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May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Messages

Munna Bhai Messages

Circuit & Munna In Usa!
Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.
Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka – chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar – Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away

Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother’s brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date}
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose.

Munna: Yeh Bol Tere Desh Mein Aake Apun Ka Chati khushi se Phul gaya hai
Circut: In Ur Country With Happiness My Chest Became Breast .

Some Related Terms:

  • Behan bhai chudai kahani
  • sardi me chudai
Jul 22 2011

’nt Like Munna Bhai">If You Dont Like Munna Bhai

Hi

If you don’t like “munna bhai” then close this email now. This
is not for you…

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Ok so you are still here. I take it as you like “munna bhai”
and have watched both movies “Munna Bhai MBBS” and “Lage Raho
Munna Bhai” like me… ;-)

Apr 05 2011

Abhi Bole To Bhai Ko Tere SMS Nahi Aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

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Sep 26 2011

Munna Bhai Hindi Sms

Munna Bhai:
Aay Circuit
Baapu Bole Toh Gandhi Ji Kapde Kyu Nahi Pehantay Thay?

Circuit:
Bhai Bole Toy Bapu Bhi Us Time Ke Salmaan Khan Thay..

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Apr 05 2011

Kabhi Jhoot Nehin Bolna

CIRCUIT : Bhai Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai apun jhoot nehin bolega par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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Apr 05 2011

MUNNA BHAI Visits Mysore Palace

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re i shappath.

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Sep 26 2011

Munna Bhai Sms Jokes

Munna Bhai:
Yar Circut Apun Ko 1 Nurs Se Piar Ho Gaya Hai…
Us Ko Leter Main Kia Likhon?

Circut:
Bindas Likhne Ka…
Sister I Lov UTumhara Munna Bhai

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms In Urdu

Urdu Munna Bhai Sms

Circuit:Aye Bhai
Malum kya apun bachpan main 20th flore se niche gir gaya tha.
Munna Bhai:Aisa kya!
to fir tu bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit:Chodo na Bhai itni purani Baat hai
Bole to ab Apun ko jyada yaad nahi hai.

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Aug 26 2011

Dead Love Story

LOVE STORY

1 LARKA

1 LARKi

Aik Dosre Se Buhat

MUHABAAT Karte The

Bad Qismati Se LARKi Mar Gai

Marne K Bad LARKi Ne LARKE Se Kaha:

Ek WADA Tha Tera

Har WADAY K Peeche

Tu Milega Mujhe Har Gali

Har Darwaze K Peeche

Per Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikla

Ek Tu Hi Na Tha Mere JANAZE K Peechy.

LARKA BOLA:

Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADAY K Peeche

Me Milunga Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Peeche

Par Tune MURH K Bhi Na Dekha

Ek Or JANAZA Tha

Tere JANAZE K .Peeche..

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May 09 2011

Tamil Munna Bhai Sms

Munna Bhai Tamil Sms

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. .

Apr 05 2011

Nurse Se Pyar Ho Gayela Hai

Munna Bhai
Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hailuv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit
Simple BhaiLikhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Aur Circuit Sms

Munna Bhai And Circuit Sms

Munna bhai:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain?

Circuit:
Bolay to patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

Apr 05 2011

Chand Toh Raat Ko Nikalta Hai

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit baapu bole to

gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us

time ke salmaan khan thay!

Apr 05 2011

Bole Toh Yeh Ford Kya Hai

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bhai gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bole toh simple hai bhai Ox mane Bail

Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Jokes

Munna Bhai Jokes


Munna : Yaar Circuit
ye gandhiji Har note me haste kuy rehte hai?
Circuit:Simple hai bhai!
Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga……

May 30 2011

Chira Chiri Ki Love Story

2 chiryo ki love story:

1 din chira bola:

Mjhe chor kr kbhi tm urh to nhi jaogi? Chirya:

Urh jaun tu pakar lena

Chira:

Mai tmhy pakr skta hn magr phr pa nhi skta chirya ke aankho mai aansu agaye usny apny pankh tor dye or boli: ab hm hmesha sath rahngy 1 din boht zor sy tofan aya chira urhny laga tbhi chirya boli:

Tm urh jao mai nhi urh sakti.

Chira apna khyal rahna kh kr urh gaya jb tofan thama or chira waps aya to usny dekha k chirya mar chuki ti.. Or ek daali per likha tha

Kash wo 1 bar tu kehta k

Mai tujhy nhi chor sakta to shayd mai tofan any sy pehly nhi marti…

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Jun 14 2011

A Love Story

A love Story

HinaB.A ki stdent thi

wo apny friendAlise roz baat krti thi

ali U.S.A. chla gya

Pechy Hina mar gai

Hina ki wsiyat k mtabik uska mobil b usk 7 kabar me rkh dya

Jb Ali waps aya to Hina ki mot ka sun kr heran howa

Q k Hina roz phn pr us se bat krti thi

us ne ye molvi ko btaya

Phr wo sb qabrstan gye

Wha ja kr Ali ne Hina ko call ki to Hina ne bt ki

Sb log dar gy

phr molvi ne kha k is se ye sabit hwa k

jazz

k signal hr jga ate hn.
keun k Jazz apna hai.

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May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms In Hindi

Hindi Munna Bhai Sms

Patient: Doctor aap ko yakin hai k mjhy Namoonia (pneumonia).
hai kyun ke pichly dino aik doctor meri frnd ka Namoonia ka.
ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mr gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai tu namoonia sy hi maray
ga.

Jul 14 2011

A Love Story Sms

A love Story

NAILAB.A ki stdent thi

wo apny frndSHAHZADse roz bat krti thi

faheem U.S.A.chla gya

Pechy Hina mr gai

Hina ki wsiyat k mtabik uska mobile b usk 7 kbar me rkh dya

Jb faheem waps aya to Hina ki mot ka sun kr heran howa

Q k Hina roz phn pr us se bat krti thi

us ne ye molvi ko btaya

Phr wo sb qabrstan gye

Wha ja kr faheem ne Hina ko cal ki to Hina ne bt ki

Sb log dr gy

phr molvi ne kaha k is se ye sabit huwa k

Ufone

k signal hr jga ate hain…!

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May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms

Munna Bhai Sms

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

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Apr 05 2011

Circuit Ye Valentine Day Kaun Sa Din Hai

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

Jul 12 2011

Love Story Of A Matric Student

Love Story of A Matric STUDENT

Me 3 saal ka tha

wo peda hui

Maine skool admshn lia

vo 2 sal ki thi

Me primary me tha

wo prep me thi

Me midle me tha

wo primary me thi

Me matric me tha

wo midl me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo Matric me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo F.A me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo B.A me thi

Me mtaric me tha

wo M.A me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo P.H.D me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo Doctor ban gai

kal uski Shadi hy or mera..

Matric ka paper hai.

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Feb 20 2012

Balatkar Story

Balatkar Story

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Sunne ke lye kisi Gande Friend se contact karo

Main aisa admi nahi…….

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Jul 23 2011

A Cute Love Story

A cute love story

BOY: Kya me tmhe pyara lgta hun?

GIRL . Nhi

BOY. kya tm mere 7 rhna chahti ho?

GIRL. Nhi

BOY. Agr me mar jaon to tm ro gi?

GIRL. Nhi

Larka bht udas ho gaya use bht dukh huwa or wo rone lga

Larki ne use apne qarib kiya Or kaha

Tm Pyare nhi bht Khubsurat ho

Me tmhare 7 rhna nhi blke Jeena chahti hun

Agr tmhe kch ho gya to me roun gi Nhi MAR jaon gi.!

What A Great msg for the All LOVERs.

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Jun 04 2011

Titliyon Ki Love Story

Romantic Love Story

; Titliyan ek dosry sy bht piyar krti thi

;din 2no ny Game khelny ka fesla kia

Or 1 phool fix kia k jo kal subah pehly Aa kr is phool pe bethy ga wo ziada piyar krta hai

Agly din un mai sy 1 Titli subah sb sy pehly pohanch gai

Or phool k khulny ka wait krny lagi

Jb phool khula to wo heraan reh gai ye dekh kr k dosri Titli phool k andar mari hoi pari hyQ.k.

wo kal raat sy hi phool k andr beth gai thi

Ye batany k liy k wo

Us sy bohat pyar krti he..

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Apr 05 2011

Ladka Girls Hostel Mein Gaya

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein

gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine

2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Apr 05 2011

Who Apnay Bachpan Ka Dost Aarehla

CIRCUIT : Bhai who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai who apnay chain pechan lega

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Oct 25 2011

Missing U Is Only Da Half Story Hope

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missing u is only da half story hope
da other half is U
MISS me too…..

Jul 15 2011

’s Sad Story">A Mans Sad Story

A MANs Sad Story:

kl mri Birthdy thi

Mri BV ne mjy wish nhi kia or na he mre bacho ne

me kaam p gya lekn mre dosto ne b wish nhi kea

me apne cabin me chla gya

mri Secretry ne kaha

Happy Birthdy Boss

mjy bht acha lga

phr usne mjy apne Flat invite kea

She said:

me 2mint k lea Bedrom me chli jao?

I said:

OK

kch wqt k bad wo ek bht bry Cake k 7 bahir aa gai

uske pechy mre BV bche or dost b thy

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or me us k intzar me Sofe p Nanga beta tha..

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Jun 21 2011

Story Of MATH

Story of MATH
Zror read kerna
Aj se 300 years pehlay MATH bohat masoom or piyari thi .
Kia howa kuch badmash students ne MATH ko bohat maara
yahan tak k Math ki akhri Sans thi or wo studnts se hmesha k lea nraz ho gae
or marty marty sb studnts ko bad Dua de gae
Or ye keh kr is dunia se chali gae k me to ja rhi ho lekn
MATHS
M=Mri
A=Atma
T=Tumhy
H=Hmesha
S=Sataye gi
Aj b math ki atma bhtak rhi hy or sary studnts ko sta rhi hy or hmesha stati rhy gi. :-)

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Feb 12 2012

Love Story In Poetry

A real love story in poetry…
Ek ladki wo gali se guzra karti thi
uske chehre par naqab hua karta tha
par phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
shayad wo usse dil-o-jaan se chahta tha
… jub bhi usse milta to yehi kehta
apne chehre se naqab to hatao
zara chand sa pyara chehra to dikhao
par ladki ne chehre se naqab nahi hataya
ladke ko apna chehra nahi dikhaya
bahut din ho gaye uss ladki ko wo ladka nazar nahi aaya.:(
ladki kuch bechain si rehne lagi
phir kisi tarah woh pochte pochte uske ghar pahonchi.
padosiyon ne kaha aap ko aane main thodi der hogyi.
uss diwane ki to 7 roz pehle hi mout ho gayi..
Padosiyon ne apna farz nibhaya
ladki ko ladke ki qabar tak pahounchaya..
ladki qabar par zor zor se rone lagi
apne aansuon se qabar ko dhone lagi.
itne main qabar main se aawaz aayi….
AYE KHUDA YEH KAISA INQLAAB AAYA HAI…
AAJ MAIN PARDE MAIN HOON AUR
MERA MEHBOOB BENAQAB AAYA HAI…..:(

Moral:its betrr to exprss ur feelings bfore it gets too late.

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Jul 15 2011

Life Is A Dramatic Story

Life is a dramatic story;

We care for the ones who dont give any importance to our care

And we neglect the ones who are much caring for us…!

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Sep 19 2011

A Small Love Story

A Small Love Story
GIRL:
Kiya Main Tumhain Pyari lagti hon ?
BOY: Nahi
GIRL:
Kiya Tum Mere Sath Rehna Chahatey ho ?
BOY: Nahi
GIRL:
Agar Main Mar jaon to Tum Roo gey ?
BOY: Nahi
Larki Bohot Udaas ho gayi Usey Bohot Dukh howa Or Woh Roney lagi
Larkey ne Usey Apne Pas kiya Or Kaha
Tum Pyari Nahi. Bohot Khubsurat ho
Main Tumhare Sath Rehna Nahi. Balkey Jeena Chahata hon
Agar Tumhain Kuch ho gaya to Main Roun ga Nahi.
Mar jaun ga
pagli.

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Mar 01 2012

Sister Ki Rukhsati Ke Time Chota Bhai

Sister ki Rukhsati ke time chota bhai bola:
”Dad Baji ro rahi hain Dulha kyon nahi Ro raha?

 

Dad: Beta Baji to abhi kuch dair roye gi Lakin Dulah saari Umer roye ga…

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Oct 22 2011

Altaf Bhai Ka Photo

1 kisan ne apny khait me putla lagany k bjay
Altaf Bhai ka photo lga dia
phir?
kawway pichly sal jo ANAJ le gaye thy
wo b wapis ley aye.

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Apr 08 2011

Sun Bhai Ek Sher Bol Rayla Hai

Sun Bhai Ek Sher Bol Rayla Hai
Roshni Chandse Hoti Hai Sitaronse Nahi
TuMhare Cell Me Light HaMare SMS Se Hoti Hai
Battery Se Nahi……

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Aug 12 2011

1 Sardar Apne Bhai Ko Maar Raha Tha

1 Sardar Apne Bhai ko Maar Raha tha.

1 Aadmi Ne Pocha Tum isay Kyun Maar Rahay Ho.?

Sardar:

Doctor. ne kya c

Enu Dawaai kut k Deni Ay :-O

Jun 21 2011

Scary Story

On a rainy day an old man was standng wit a buk for sale.
He sold it 2 a man 4 Rs.3000 nd said DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK
He read all d pages wit gr8 fear bt nt d last page.
1 day Out of his fear he opnd d last page.
den he was shocked 2 see M.R.P :Rs.15/-

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Apr 05 2011

After Finishing MBBS

After finishing MBBS? Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient?s eyes

tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

?Battery is OK?

Apr 05 2011

Ghar Say Doctor Ko Bula K Laa

Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

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Jun 23 2011

Funny Love Letter

>Pathan ka Love Letter<

Meri Piyari Gulab Baji

Asalam_o_Alikum

Baji Aaj Hum Tum Ko Apne Dil Ki Baat Batana Chahta Hy Khuda Ka Qasam Hum Ne Tum Ko Jab Sy Dekha Hy

Humara Neend Urr Gaya Hy

Hum Ek Dam Sharif Larka Hy Baji

Sab Larkiyon Ko Behan Ki Nazar Sy Dekhta Hy

Hum Sy Shadi Kr Lo To Hum Tumhen Bhaiyon Ki Tarha Mohabbat Kre ga

0r Tum Hum Ko Nhi Mili Na To Tumhara Ye Bhai Tarap Tarap K Mar Jae Ga Qasam Sy

Faqat Tumhara Bhai

Gul Khan :

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Mar 28 2012

Ek Behn Ki Karachi Ke Bhaion Per Nazam

Ek Behn ki Karachi ke Bhaion per Nazam

 

Apno ke bicharnay ka gham kaisa hota hay
Is ka shidat say ahsas kal rat ko hua
Jab bhaya ghar lot kar aye to un k sar say khoon beh raha tha
Wo bhi in bhairyon k hat a gay thay
Kuch log danday lye bhai per toot pary
Lakin ALLAH nay hifazat farmaye
Shayd ammi ke dua bhai ka hisar kye hway the
Bhai un k hathon say zinda bach kar a gay
Bhai ke zindagi baqi the is lia wo bach gay
But najany kitnay bhai ghar nhee lot’tay hongay.

Apr 05 2011

Aasmani Kabutar

Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara

Munna Bhai

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Apr 05 2011

Operation Dobara Karna Paray Ga

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

Apr 05 2011

Murli Prasad Sharma

Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit I said “Point the gun” not “Shoot out all of Mumbai!”
Circuit: Chill out bro – these are blanks they only sting!
[He grabs their captive, who was trying to escape]
Circuit: Hey Flo Jo even THEY can do the job at close range! Do you want me to try it out?

Apr 05 2011

Papar Aur Jhapar Main Farak

Papar aur jhapar main farak
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le pata chal jayega.

Apr 05 2011

American President Kahan Rehta Hy

Circuit:
Bhai American President Kahan Rehta Hy?
Munna: Dhobighaat Pe
Circuit: Dhobighaat Bolay Tu . . . ?
Munna:
English Me Bolay Tu
“Washing Town”..

Apr 05 2011

Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K Cigarette

Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta ha
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi ha.

Apr 08 2011

Darne Ka Nahi Re

Apun Ko Yaad Krne Ka

apun Ko Phone Krne Ka

apun Ko SMS bhi Krne Ka

Nhi Kiya To
To

To

To
To
Darne Ka Nahi Re
apun Karega Na.

Apr 05 2011

Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela Hai Light

Apun 1 Sher bolega

“Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light

Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night

Band Karne ka Tube Light

aur soneka Tight

Boleto BYE… Good Nite.

Apr 05 2011

Pura Inbox Full Ho Gaya Hai

Bas kar yaar mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se……….
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.

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Apr 05 2011

Meray Paas Aik Buri Khabar Hai

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

Apr 05 2011

Kidhar Jaane Ka Maangta

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”
Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum woich apna swarg hoga.

Apr 05 2011

Teray Ko Maaloom Hai

Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

Apr 05 2011

MAMU KA DOST

MAMU KA DOST

MAMU : Oye maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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Aug 10 2011

Allah Sapka Dhuk Dhoor Kare

Allah ke pass meri dhua hi ki mere bhibhi bajje maa baabbehan bhaidhosd sapka ish ramadan mehinemey sapka dhuk ko dhoor karey..ameen
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Jul 11 2011

Lady Teacher Aasman Se Farishte Atay Hain

Lady teacher:

Asman se frishtay atay hain or apko choty choty behan bhai gift kartay hain..

Bacha 2nd bachy say: kee khyal ay Miss nu asal gal ds na daiye ;) :)

Apr 08 2011

Apun Eak Sher Bolega

Apun 1 Sher bolega
“Charo Taraf CHAND Fekrela hai Light
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight
Boleto BYE… Good Nite.

Jul 20 2011

Kia Mamu Sms Kerny Ka Na

Kia Mamu Sms Kerny ka na agr kary ga to to tera photo eak dum bapu mafiq note men chapy ga

or agr nai karo gay to gandi jee ki tarahn mar ka fomula aply kary ga apun

boly kia samjha tum ko eak sms send kery ga

tum ne ans kia to theek warana day ga eak kaan k neechay

boly to agy kia kerny ka ye bapu apun ko nai sikhaya.

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