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Jul 16 2011

Munna Bhai Visits Mysore Palace

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re i shappath !

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May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Messages

Munna Bhai Messages

Circuit & Munna In Usa!
Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.
Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka – chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar – Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away

Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother’s brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date}
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose.

Munna: Yeh Bol Tere Desh Mein Aake Apun Ka Chati khushi se Phul gaya hai
Circut: In Ur Country With Happiness My Chest Became Breast .

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  • Behan bhai chudai kahani
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Apr 08 2011

Hathi K Samne

‘Bacha: mene hathi k samNe 1 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q Nhi khaya?

Admi:hathi ka pait bhar gya hoga

Bacha: nahi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha
.
Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 1 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?
.
Admi: sare kaile plastic k honge
.
Bacha: nahi is dafa hathi plastic ka tha.
.
Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne 1 b kaila nai khaya.
.
admi: Kiun?
.
Bacha: kaile tv main thay…
.
Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr thay phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.
.
Admi: kiun bhai? :@
.
Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the..
Hahaha:-D
tapa tapa k geo.’

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  • hathi se chudai
Sep 19 2011

A Small Love Story

A Small Love Story
GIRL:
Kiya Main Tumhain Pyari lagti hon ?
BOY: Nahi
GIRL:
Kiya Tum Mere Sath Rehna Chahatey ho ?
BOY: Nahi
GIRL:
Agar Main Mar jaon to Tum Roo gey ?
BOY: Nahi
Larki Bohot Udaas ho gayi Usey Bohot Dukh howa Or Woh Roney lagi
Larkey ne Usey Apne Pas kiya Or Kaha
Tum Pyari Nahi. Bohot Khubsurat ho
Main Tumhare Sath Rehna Nahi. Balkey Jeena Chahata hon
Agar Tumhain Kuch ho gaya to Main Roun ga Nahi.
Mar jaun ga
pagli.

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  • Devar ko pataya
Jul 12 2011

Love Story Of A Matric Student

Love Story of A Matric STUDENT

Me 3 saal ka tha

wo peda hui

Maine skool admshn lia

vo 2 sal ki thi

Me primary me tha

wo prep me thi

Me midle me tha

wo primary me thi

Me matric me tha

wo midl me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo Matric me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo F.A me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo B.A me thi

Me mtaric me tha

wo M.A me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo P.H.D me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo Doctor ban gai

kal uski Shadi hy or mera..

Matric ka paper hai.

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Jul 23 2011

A Cute Love Story

A cute love story

BOY: Kya me tmhe pyara lgta hun?

GIRL . Nhi

BOY. kya tm mere 7 rhna chahti ho?

GIRL. Nhi

BOY. Agr me mar jaon to tm ro gi?

GIRL. Nhi

Larka bht udas ho gaya use bht dukh huwa or wo rone lga

Larki ne use apne qarib kiya Or kaha

Tm Pyare nhi bht Khubsurat ho

Me tmhare 7 rhna nhi blke Jeena chahti hun

Agr tmhe kch ho gya to me roun gi Nhi MAR jaon gi.!

What A Great msg for the All LOVERs.

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Jul 22 2011

’nt Like Munna Bhai">If You Dont Like Munna Bhai

Hi

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is not for you…

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Ok so you are still here. I take it as you like “munna bhai”
and have watched both movies “Munna Bhai MBBS” and “Lage Raho
Munna Bhai” like me… ;-)

Apr 05 2011

Abhi Bole To Bhai Ko Tere SMS Nahi Aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

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Sep 26 2011

Munna Bhai Hindi Sms

Munna Bhai:
Aay Circuit
Baapu Bole Toh Gandhi Ji Kapde Kyu Nahi Pehantay Thay?

Circuit:
Bhai Bole Toy Bapu Bhi Us Time Ke Salmaan Khan Thay..

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Apr 05 2011

Kabhi Jhoot Nehin Bolna

CIRCUIT : Bhai Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai apun jhoot nehin bolega par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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Apr 05 2011

MUNNA BHAI Visits Mysore Palace

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re i shappath.

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Sep 26 2011

Munna Bhai Sms Jokes

Munna Bhai:
Yar Circut Apun Ko 1 Nurs Se Piar Ho Gaya Hai…
Us Ko Leter Main Kia Likhon?

Circut:
Bindas Likhne Ka…
Sister I Lov UTumhara Munna Bhai

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms In Urdu

Urdu Munna Bhai Sms

Circuit:Aye Bhai
Malum kya apun bachpan main 20th flore se niche gir gaya tha.
Munna Bhai:Aisa kya!
to fir tu bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit:Chodo na Bhai itni purani Baat hai
Bole to ab Apun ko jyada yaad nahi hai.

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Aug 26 2011

Dead Love Story

LOVE STORY

1 LARKA

1 LARKi

Aik Dosre Se Buhat

MUHABAAT Karte The

Bad Qismati Se LARKi Mar Gai

Marne K Bad LARKi Ne LARKE Se Kaha:

Ek WADA Tha Tera

Har WADAY K Peeche

Tu Milega Mujhe Har Gali

Har Darwaze K Peeche

Per Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikla

Ek Tu Hi Na Tha Mere JANAZE K Peechy.

LARKA BOLA:

Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADAY K Peeche

Me Milunga Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Peeche

Par Tune MURH K Bhi Na Dekha

Ek Or JANAZA Tha

Tere JANAZE K .Peeche..

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May 09 2011

Tamil Munna Bhai Sms

Munna Bhai Tamil Sms

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. .

Jun 14 2011

Sakht Mushkil Mein Hai Ye Jaan Koi Kiya Jaaney

Sakht mushkil mein hai ye jaan koi kiya jaaney

Dil ki dunya huwi veeraan koi kiya jaaney

Jhatak ke haath mera chhor chala hai mujh ko

Kaisey rukhsat huwa mehmaan koi kiya jaaney

Zubaan se unki khud ko bewafa sun kar

Gir para mujh pe aasmaan koi kiya jaaney

Ehad us ka tha mohabbat mein saath marney ka

Kaisey badla us ka imaan koi kiya jaaney

Dhoondti rehti hain us ko nigaahen meri

Kyun hain aankhen ye pareshan koi kya janey.

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Apr 05 2011

Nurse Se Pyar Ho Gayela Hai

Munna Bhai
Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hailuv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit
Simple BhaiLikhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Aur Circuit Sms

Munna Bhai And Circuit Sms

Munna bhai:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain?

Circuit:
Bolay to patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

Apr 05 2011

Chand Toh Raat Ko Nikalta Hai

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit baapu bole to

gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us

time ke salmaan khan thay!

Apr 08 2011

Subha Ko Yaad Aayi To Miss Kiya

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiyadopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiyasham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiyaaur apun ne fauran sms kiya.

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May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Jokes

Munna Bhai Jokes


Munna : Yaar Circuit
ye gandhiji Har note me haste kuy rehte hai?
Circuit:Simple hai bhai!
Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga……

Apr 05 2011

Bole Toh Yeh Ford Kya Hai

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bhai gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bole toh simple hai bhai Ox mane Bail

Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Jun 14 2011

A Love Story

A love Story

HinaB.A ki stdent thi

wo apny friendAlise roz baat krti thi

ali U.S.A. chla gya

Pechy Hina mar gai

Hina ki wsiyat k mtabik uska mobil b usk 7 kabar me rkh dya

Jb Ali waps aya to Hina ki mot ka sun kr heran howa

Q k Hina roz phn pr us se bat krti thi

us ne ye molvi ko btaya

Phr wo sb qabrstan gye

Wha ja kr Ali ne Hina ko call ki to Hina ne bt ki

Sb log dar gy

phr molvi ne kha k is se ye sabit hwa k

jazz

k signal hr jga ate hn.
keun k Jazz apna hai.

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May 30 2011

Chira Chiri Ki Love Story

2 chiryo ki love story:

1 din chira bola:

Mjhe chor kr kbhi tm urh to nhi jaogi? Chirya:

Urh jaun tu pakar lena

Chira:

Mai tmhy pakr skta hn magr phr pa nhi skta chirya ke aankho mai aansu agaye usny apny pankh tor dye or boli: ab hm hmesha sath rahngy 1 din boht zor sy tofan aya chira urhny laga tbhi chirya boli:

Tm urh jao mai nhi urh sakti.

Chira apna khyal rahna kh kr urh gaya jb tofan thama or chira waps aya to usny dekha k chirya mar chuki ti.. Or ek daali per likha tha

Kash wo 1 bar tu kehta k

Mai tujhy nhi chor sakta to shayd mai tofan any sy pehly nhi marti…

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May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms In Hindi

Hindi Munna Bhai Sms

Patient: Doctor aap ko yakin hai k mjhy Namoonia (pneumonia).
hai kyun ke pichly dino aik doctor meri frnd ka Namoonia ka.
ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mr gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai tu namoonia sy hi maray
ga.

Apr 01 2011

Donon Hathon Se Teray Liye Dua Kiya Kartay Hain

Donon Hathon Se Teray Liye Dua Kiya Kartay Hain

Hum Apni Neend Teray Naam Kiya Kartay Hain

Jab Bhi Palak Jhapkay Tumhari

Samjh Lena Hum Tumhein Yaad Kiya Kartay Hain

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Apr 02 2011

Hoti Nahi Wafa To Jafa Hi Kiya Karo

Hoti nahi wafa to jafa hi kiya karo
Tum bhi to koi rasm-e-mohaabat ada karo
Hum tum pay mar mittay to ye kiska qasoor hay?
Aaeina lay kay hath main khud faisala karo
Ab un pay koi baat ka hota nahi asar
Minnat karo sawaal karo iltija karo
Sharminda hoon kay maut bhi aati nahi mujhay
Tum mairay liye ab to koi bad’dua karo
Baitho na mehfilon main zamana kharab hay
Daikho hamaari baat kabhi sun liya karo
Shahid kabhi to daikhay ga wo tumko jhaank kar
Un ki gali main roz tamaasha kiya karo

Jul 14 2011

A Love Story Sms

A love Story

NAILAB.A ki stdent thi

wo apny frndSHAHZADse roz bat krti thi

faheem U.S.A.chla gya

Pechy Hina mr gai

Hina ki wsiyat k mtabik uska mobile b usk 7 kbar me rkh dya

Jb faheem waps aya to Hina ki mot ka sun kr heran howa

Q k Hina roz phn pr us se bat krti thi

us ne ye molvi ko btaya

Phr wo sb qabrstan gye

Wha ja kr faheem ne Hina ko cal ki to Hina ne bt ki

Sb log dr gy

phr molvi ne kaha k is se ye sabit huwa k

Ufone

k signal hr jga ate hain…!

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May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms

Munna Bhai Sms

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

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Apr 05 2011

Circuit Ye Valentine Day Kaun Sa Din Hai

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

Jul 09 2011

Bacha Apni Maa Se

Bacha Apni Maa Se:Mom 10 Rupee Dena Bahir ghareeb Ko Dene Hain

Maa: Kidhar Hai ghareeb?

Bacha:Bahir KharaKULFI Bech Raha Hai Garmi Main Bechara…

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Mar 19 2012

Bacha School Gadha Le Kar Aya

Bacha school Gadha le kar aya

Madam: Ye gadha kyon le kar aye ho

Bacha: Aap he to kehti hain ke main ne bare bare gadhon ko insan banaya hai

To main ne socha iski bhi zindagi ban jaye gi.

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Jul 04 2011

Bacha Paida Hote Hi Cheekha

Bacha paida Hote hi cheekha:

Muje kuch nazar nhi Araha Main Andha hon.

Nurse: Chup kar kambakhat

Light Nhi Hai!

Bacha: O teri! Paksitan men Paida Hogaya…

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Aug 21 2011

Bacha Darwaze Ki Bell Bajane Ki Koshish

bacha darwaze ki bell bajane ki koshish kar rha tha

1 buzurg ne dekha or bell baja di or bole Beta or kuch?

Bacha: baba g hun nassoo …

Apr 08 2011

Dil Se Hum Dillagi Kiya Nahi Karte

Dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte
Yeh dil kisi ko diya nahi karte.
Dil ko aapka Mobile Number pasand aa gaya
warna Hum kisi ko itne SMS kiya nahi karte….

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Feb 20 2012

Balatkar Story

Balatkar Story

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Sunne ke lye kisi Gande Friend se contact karo

Main aisa admi nahi…….

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Jun 04 2011

Titliyon Ki Love Story

Romantic Love Story

; Titliyan ek dosry sy bht piyar krti thi

;din 2no ny Game khelny ka fesla kia

Or 1 phool fix kia k jo kal subah pehly Aa kr is phool pe bethy ga wo ziada piyar krta hai

Agly din un mai sy 1 Titli subah sb sy pehly pohanch gai

Or phool k khulny ka wait krny lagi

Jb phool khula to wo heraan reh gai ye dekh kr k dosri Titli phool k andar mari hoi pari hyQ.k.

wo kal raat sy hi phool k andr beth gai thi

Ye batany k liy k wo

Us sy bohat pyar krti he..

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Jul 09 2011

Girl Is Suit Ki Kiya Price Hai

Girl: Is suit ki kiya price hai?

Dukandaar: 1500

Girl: Uff

or wo pink waly ki price kya hai?

Dukandar: uff+uff

;-) Yääriän;-)

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Jul 09 2011

Bekhabar BeWajah Berukhi Na Kiya Kar

Bekhabar BeWajah Berukhi Na Kiya Kar

Koi Toot Jata Hai Tera Lehja Badalney Sey…………

Jul 10 2011

Shiqwa Teri Yaadon Se Is Tarha Kiya Hum Ne

Shiqwa Teri Yaadon Se Is tarha Kiya Hum Ne.

Hanstay Hanstay Dil Ko Rula Diya Hum Ne.

Ek Lamha Diya Tu Ne Jeene K Liye

Aur Us Main Zindagi Ko Bita Diya Hum Ne.

Ek Safay Pay Likhi Teri Yaad Ki Dastaan

Dusra Hissa Khali He Jala Diya Hum Ne.

Kis Baat Ki Maazrat Chahte Hain Wo

Jis Baat Ko Sunte He Bhula Diya Hum Ne.

Wo Keyon Nahi Aatey Hamare Paas *

Jin Ki Raahon Main Palkon Ko Bicha Diya Hum Ne….?

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Apr 05 2011

Who Apnay Bachpan Ka Dost Aarehla

CIRCUIT : Bhai who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai who apnay chain pechan lega

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Apr 05 2011

Ladka Girls Hostel Mein Gaya

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein

gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine

2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Feb 12 2012

Love Story In Poetry

A real love story in poetry…
Ek ladki wo gali se guzra karti thi
uske chehre par naqab hua karta tha
par phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
shayad wo usse dil-o-jaan se chahta tha
… jub bhi usse milta to yehi kehta
apne chehre se naqab to hatao
zara chand sa pyara chehra to dikhao
par ladki ne chehre se naqab nahi hataya
ladke ko apna chehra nahi dikhaya
bahut din ho gaye uss ladki ko wo ladka nazar nahi aaya.:(
ladki kuch bechain si rehne lagi
phir kisi tarah woh pochte pochte uske ghar pahonchi.
padosiyon ne kaha aap ko aane main thodi der hogyi.
uss diwane ki to 7 roz pehle hi mout ho gayi..
Padosiyon ne apna farz nibhaya
ladki ko ladke ki qabar tak pahounchaya..
ladki qabar par zor zor se rone lagi
apne aansuon se qabar ko dhone lagi.
itne main qabar main se aawaz aayi….
AYE KHUDA YEH KAISA INQLAAB AAYA HAI…
AAJ MAIN PARDE MAIN HOON AUR
MERA MEHBOOB BENAQAB AAYA HAI…..:(

Moral:its betrr to exprss ur feelings bfore it gets too late.

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Jun 21 2011

Story Of MATH

Story of MATH
Zror read kerna
Aj se 300 years pehlay MATH bohat masoom or piyari thi .
Kia howa kuch badmash students ne MATH ko bohat maara
yahan tak k Math ki akhri Sans thi or wo studnts se hmesha k lea nraz ho gae
or marty marty sb studnts ko bad Dua de gae
Or ye keh kr is dunia se chali gae k me to ja rhi ho lekn
MATHS
M=Mri
A=Atma
T=Tumhy
H=Hmesha
S=Sataye gi
Aj b math ki atma bhtak rhi hy or sary studnts ko sta rhi hy or hmesha stati rhy gi. :-)

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Oct 25 2011

Missing U Is Only Da Half Story Hope

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missing u is only da half story hope
da other half is U
MISS me too…..

Jul 15 2011

’s Sad Story">A Mans Sad Story

A MANs Sad Story:

kl mri Birthdy thi

Mri BV ne mjy wish nhi kia or na he mre bacho ne

me kaam p gya lekn mre dosto ne b wish nhi kea

me apne cabin me chla gya

mri Secretry ne kaha

Happy Birthdy Boss

mjy bht acha lga

phr usne mjy apne Flat invite kea

She said:

me 2mint k lea Bedrom me chli jao?

I said:

OK

kch wqt k bad wo ek bht bry Cake k 7 bahir aa gai

uske pechy mre BV bche or dost b thy

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or me us k intzar me Sofe p Nanga beta tha..

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Jul 15 2011

Life Is A Dramatic Story

Life is a dramatic story;

We care for the ones who dont give any importance to our care

And we neglect the ones who are much caring for us…!

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Jun 13 2011

Hum Teri Yaad Se Khud Ko Bacha Na Sake

Hum TERI Yaad se Khud ko Bacha na sake

Aur TERI Muhobbat ko Chupa na sake

Ye b Maloom tha k Paa na Sakenge Tumhe

Magr phir bhi Umeed k Diye ko Bujha na sake

Kitni Hasrat thi k keh doon TUM bin Jee nahi sakte

Magar Samne TERE Hum Nazrein utha na sake

TUM bhi to jan kar hi Anjan se ban gaye

Aur Hum bhi Tumhen

Haal-e-Dil bata na sake

Laakh Koshish ki Dil ne k Bhool jaon TUJHE

Magr 1 Pal bhi Tumhe Hum Bhula na sake..

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Oct 22 2011

Bacha Abhi Kacha Hay

Koi Larka Agar Date pe Moqa milne k
Bawajud b Larki ko sirf kissing kar k chor
de aur khush hojae to samjh lena k

Bacha Abhi Kacha hy!
From DEeW.

Jul 05 2011

Ek Bacha Rotey Hove Apni Maa Se

MODERN CHILD

Ek Bacha Rotey hove: Apni Maa Se

Papa Ne Muje Kiss Nahi Kia

Maa:Beta aap Ne ABC Nahi Sunai Hogi…?

Beta:To ap kon sa roz ABC sunati hO..

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Jul 15 2011

Jab Bacha Paida Hota Hai Toh Sara Khandan

Jub bachcha paida hota hai tou saray khandaan

walay usay dekhnay aatay hain.

Bachchay ka baap kehta hai:

Meray betay ka chehra tou meray pay gaya hai.

Chacha kehta hai:

is ke haath paon tou bilkul meray par gaye hain.

Maa kehti hai:

iss ki naak meray pay gayi hai.

Mamu kehta hai:

iss ke kaan meray par gaye hain.

Phir jub wohi bacha bara ho kar Larkiyn phansata

ha tou saray khandan walay kehtay han:

Pta nai haramzada kis pa gaya h?

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Jul 26 2011

Aik Bacha Park Mai Bench Pe Betha

aik bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
pas bethi 1 orat boli:
jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
boy:
ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
orat:
wo metha kam khati hongi.
boy:
nahi
wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.

Oct 22 2011

Jab Bacha Paida Hota Hy To

Jab bachcha paida hota hy to saray
khandaan walay usay daikhnay aatay hain.
Bachchay ka baap kehta hai:
“meray betay ka chehra to meray pay gya hai.”
Chacha kehta hai:
“is k hath paon tou bilkul meray par gaey hain.”
Maa kehti hai:
“iss ki naak meray pay gai hai.”
Mamu kehta hai:
“is k kaan meray par gaey hain.”
Phir jab wohi bacha thora bara ho k sharartain krta hai tou
saray khandan walay kehtay hain:
“Pata nai haraam da kiday tay gaya wa.

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Oct 22 2011

Altaf Bhai Ka Photo

1 kisan ne apny khait me putla lagany k bjay
Altaf Bhai ka photo lga dia
phir?
kawway pichly sal jo ANAJ le gaye thy
wo b wapis ley aye.

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Mar 01 2012

Sister Ki Rukhsati Ke Time Chota Bhai

Sister ki Rukhsati ke time chota bhai bola:
”Dad Baji ro rahi hain Dulha kyon nahi Ro raha?

 

Dad: Beta Baji to abhi kuch dair roye gi Lakin Dulah saari Umer roye ga…

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Aug 12 2011

1 Sardar Apne Bhai Ko Maar Raha Tha

1 Sardar Apne Bhai ko Maar Raha tha.

1 Aadmi Ne Pocha Tum isay Kyun Maar Rahay Ho.?

Sardar:

Doctor. ne kya c

Enu Dawaai kut k Deni Ay :-O

Apr 08 2011

Sun Bhai Ek Sher Bol Rayla Hai

Sun Bhai Ek Sher Bol Rayla Hai
Roshni Chandse Hoti Hai Sitaronse Nahi
TuMhare Cell Me Light HaMare SMS Se Hoti Hai
Battery Se Nahi……

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Jul 03 2011

Taqdeer K Likhay Pe Kabhi Shikwa Na Kiya Kar

Taqdeer K Likhay Pe Kabhi Shikwa Na Kiya Kar.

___!Dost!___

Phool B To Khush Rehta Hai Kanton Ki Bheer Mein. Gud Morning

Oct 18 2011

Soora E Kosar Ka Wird Kiya Kero

Hadees Nabvi (s.a.w.w.) hai Kia tum jab paani par se guzro (ya pull se) to kasrat se Soora E Kosar ka wird kiya kero Tumhari nazar jitney pani pe parey gi Us pani ki ek ek qatrey ke badly ak ak neki likh di jati hay. Ap sochein kia ak glass kia pani mein karoron qatry hoty hy to khuley pani me kitny qatry hon gei

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Oct 22 2011

Ice Cream Ke Liye Invite Kiya

Us ne piyar se mujhe ice cream ke liye invite kiya .
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Kehne lagi
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AA HARAAMI
KHA BADAMI.