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May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Messages

Munna Bhai Messages

Circuit & Munna In Usa!
Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.
Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka – chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar – Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away

Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother’s brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date}
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose.

Munna: Yeh Bol Tere Desh Mein Aake Apun Ka Chati khushi se Phul gaya hai
Circut: In Ur Country With Happiness My Chest Became Breast .

Some Related Terms:

  • Behan bhai chudai kahani
  • sardi me chudai
Jun 14 2011

Sakht Mushkil Mein Hai Ye Jaan Koi Kiya Jaaney

Sakht mushkil mein hai ye jaan koi kiya jaaney

Dil ki dunya huwi veeraan koi kiya jaaney

Jhatak ke haath mera chhor chala hai mujh ko

Kaisey rukhsat huwa mehmaan koi kiya jaaney

Zubaan se unki khud ko bewafa sun kar

Gir para mujh pe aasmaan koi kiya jaaney

Ehad us ka tha mohabbat mein saath marney ka

Kaisey badla us ka imaan koi kiya jaaney

Dhoondti rehti hain us ko nigaahen meri

Kyun hain aankhen ye pareshan koi kya janey.

Some Related Terms:

  • kahani net
  • Antarwasta
  • sasur ne balatkar kiya
  • sasur ne bahu ka balatkar kiya
  • behan ko pregnant kiya
  • pregnent kiya
  • vidhwa bhabhi ko choda
  • sasur ne bahu ka rape kiya
  • Bahu ka balatkar kiya
  • mami ko pregnent kiya
Apr 05 2011

Kabhi Jhoot Nehin Bolna

CIRCUIT : Bhai Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai apun jhoot nehin bolega par tum to bol sakta hai na.

Some Related Terms:

  • jhoot shayari
  • jhoot sms
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  • hindi jhoot sms
Jul 03 2011

Mohabbat Ki Kahani Mein Koi Tarmeem

Mohabbat ki kahani mein koi tarmeem mat karna..!

Mujhy tum tor dena per mujhy taqseem mat karna.

Bohat hon gey humare baad

dawa-e-mohabat karne wale.

Yaad-e-wafa rakhna kisi ko

tasleem mat karna.

Agar lafzon mein aaye nazar

chehra mera .

Chupke se choom lena

toheen mat karna.

Some Related Terms:

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Apr 05 2011

Chand Toh Raat Ko Nikalta Hai

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit baapu bole to

gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us

time ke salmaan khan thay!

Apr 05 2011

Ladka Girls Hostel Mein Gaya

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein

gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine

2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Jul 16 2011

Munna Bhai Visits Mysore Palace

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re i shappath !

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Some Related Terms:

  • bhai ne choda
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  • Gandikahani com
  • sister ko choda
  • gandi kahania with photo
  • sote hue choda
  • antarvashna handi khani
  • deshimurga com
Apr 08 2011

Ya Khwab Se Mahroom Aankhon Mein

Wisaal-O-Hijr Mein
Ya Khwab Se Mahroom Aankhon Mein
Kisi Ahd-E-Rifaqat Mein
Ke Tanhai Ke Jangal Mein
Khyal-E-Khal-O-Khad Ki Roshani Ke Gahre Baadal Mein
Chamkti Dhoop Me Ya Phir
Kisi Be Abr Saye Mein
Kahin Baarish Me Bhige Jism-O-Jaan Ke Nasrparon Mein
Kahin Hoton Pe Shairon Ki Mahaktie Aabsharon Mein
Chiraghon Se Saji Shaamon Mein
Ya Benoor Raaton Mein
Sahr Ho Runuma Jaise Kahin Baaton Hi Baaton Mein
Koi Lipta Hua Ho Jis Tarah
Sandal Ki Khushboo Mein
Kahin Pe Titliyon Ke Rang Tasweeren Bana Te Hon
Kahin Pe Jugnuon Ki Muthiyon Me Roshani Khud Ko Chupati Ho
Kahin Kaisa Hi Manzar Ho
Kahin Kaisa Hi Mausam Ho
Tere Saare Hawalon Ho
Teri Saari Misalon Ko
Mohabbat Yaad Rakhti Hai

Some Related Terms:

  • urdu stories
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  • girlfriend ka balatkar
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Jul 26 2011

Woh Mil Jatey Hain Kahani Bankar

Woh mil jatey hain kahani bankar

Dil mein bas jatey hain nishani bankar

Jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aakhon mein

Kyun nikal jatey hain wo pani bankar

Khayaalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai

Nigaahon ko teri talaash rehti hai
Tere bina koi kami nahi lekin

Tere bagarr tabiyat udaas rehti hai

Apr 05 2011

Who Apnay Bachpan Ka Dost Aarehla

CIRCUIT : Bhai who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai who apnay chain pechan lega

Some Related Terms:

  • bhabhi com imega sxc
Jul 22 2011

’nt Like Munna Bhai">If You Dont Like Munna Bhai

Hi

If you don’t like “munna bhai” then close this email now. This
is not for you…

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Ok so you are still here. I take it as you like “munna bhai”
and have watched both movies “Munna Bhai MBBS” and “Lage Raho
Munna Bhai” like me… ;-)

Apr 05 2011

Abhi Bole To Bhai Ko Tere SMS Nahi Aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

Some Related Terms:

  • mastramhindistory
  • urdu kahani do bai ak bahan
Jul 15 2011

Meray Dil Di Pehli KAHANI Parrh

Waris Shah

Meray Dil Di Pehli KAHANI Parrh

Kisay Hor Noon Yaar Banaveen Naa

Mennu Soch Samajh Kay Dil Daiween

Meray Naal Mazaq Banaveen Naa

Iss Pyar Wich Rolay Hunday Nay

Dil Qaim Rakheen Ghabraveen Naa

Jay Too Mangein Tay Mein Jind Daisaan

Par Kisay Hor Noo Yaar Banaveen Naa

Vairi Jag Sara Iss Pyar Da A

Be Qadray Noon Dard Sunaveen Naa

Aiy Dunya Barri E Zalim A

Ainoo Kaddi V Dukh Sunaveen Naa

Har Ik Nayi Hunda Pyar Day Qabal

Aiy Gal Meri Too Bhulaveen Naa

Waris

Jay Mil Jaway Tennu Dost Sacha

Uss Dost Noo Kaddi Gawaveen Naa….!

Some Related Terms:

  • me apne bete se chudwaya
  • pakistani maa bete ki real story
Jul 04 2011

Meray Dil Di Pehli KAHANI Parh

Waris Shah

Meray Dil Di Pehli KAHANI Parh

Kisay Hor Noon Yaar Banaveen Naa

Mennu Soch Samajh Kay Dil Daiween

Meray Naal Mazaq Banaveen Naa

Iss Pyar Wich Rolay Hunday Nay

Dil Qaim Rakheen Ghabraveen Naa

Jay Too Mangein Tay Mein Jind Daisaan

Par Kisay Hor Noo Yaar Banaveen Naa

Vairi Jag Sara Iss Pyar Da A

Be Qadray Noon Dard Sunaveen Naa

Aiy Dunya Barri E Zalim A

Ainoo Kaddi V Dukh Sunaveen Naa

Har Ik Nayi Hunda Pyar Day Qabal

Aiy Gal Meri Too Bhulaveen Naa

Waris

Jay Mil Jaway Tennu Dost Sacha

Uss Dost Noo Kaddi Gawaveen Naa….!

 

Some Related Terms:

  • vasna ki kahani wallpapers
  • mastram ki nayi kahani in hindi fonts
  • mastram ki free kahaniya in hindi
Jul 15 2011

Shiqwa Teri Yaadon Se Istrha Kiya Hum Ne

GAZAL

Shiqwa Teri Yaadon Se Istrha Kiya Hum Ne

Hanstay Hanstay Dil Ko Rula Diya Hum Ne

Ek Lamha Diya Tu Ne Jeene Ke Liye

Aur Us Mein Zindagi Ko Bita Diya Hum Ne

Ek Safhe Pe Likhi Teri Yaad Ki Dastaan

Dusra Hisa Khali Hi Jala Diya Hum Ne

Kis Baat Ki Mazrat Chahte Hain Wo

Jis Baat Ko Sunte Hi Bhula Diya Hum Ne

Wo Kyun Nahi Aate Hamare Paas (USMAN)

Jin Ki Rahon Main Palkon Ko Bicha Diya Hamne…..

Some Related Terms:

  • kutte ne balatkar kiya
Jul 03 2011

Taqdeer K Likhay Pe Kabhi Shikwa Na Kiya Kar

Taqdeer K Likhay Pe Kabhi Shikwa Na Kiya Kar.

___!Dost!___

Phool B To Khush Rehta Hai Kanton Ki Bheer Mein. Gud Morning

Apr 02 2011

Mein Khayal Hoon Kisi Aur Ka

Mein Khayal Hoon Kisi Aur Ka
Mujhe Sochta Koi Aur Hai
Sar-E-Aeenah Mera Aks Hai
Pas-E-Aeenah Koi Aur Hai

Mein Kisi Keh Dast-E-Talab Mein Hoon
To Kisi Keh Harf-E-Dua Mein Hoon
Mein Naseeb Hoon Kisi Aur Ka
Mejhe Maangta Koi Aur Hai

Ajab Aitabar-O-Bey Aitabaree
Keh Darmayan Hai Zindagi
Mein Qareeb Hoon Kisi Aur Keh
Mujhe Jaanta Koi Aur Hai

Mujhe Doston Ka Pata Nahin
Mujhey Dushmanon Ki Khabar Nahin
Meri Daastan Koi Aur Thi
Mera Waaqaya Koi Aur Hai

Jo Milen Kabhi Unhen Poochna
Dekhna Unhen Ghaur Sey
Jinhen Raastey Mein Khabar Hui
Keh Yeh Raasta Koi Aur Hai

Jo Meri Reyazat-E-Neem Shab
Ko Saleem Subh Na Mil Saki
To Is Key Maane To Yeh Huwa
Keh Yahan Khuda Koi Aur Hai

Some Related Terms:

  • Antar vasna com
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  • machar bhagane ka tarika
  • baji ko choda
  • Behan ki Chudai ki kahani
  • driver se chudai
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Sep 26 2011

Munna Bhai Hindi Sms

Munna Bhai:
Aay Circuit
Baapu Bole Toh Gandhi Ji Kapde Kyu Nahi Pehantay Thay?

Circuit:
Bhai Bole Toy Bapu Bhi Us Time Ke Salmaan Khan Thay..

Some Related Terms:

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Jul 07 2011

Müqaddar Aasman Mein Zamaañay Bèét Jatay Hain

{GÄZÄL}

Müqaddar aasman mein Zamaañay Bèét Jatay Hain

Müradein dil ki paanay mein Zamaañe Bèét Jaate Hain…

Nahi rakhta köi himmat agar Izhar-e-Ulfat ki

Zaban par baat laanay mein Zamañe Bèét Jaate Hain…

Mohabbat zindagi mein jo bäri mushkil se milti hai

Magar us k nibhanay mein Zamañay Bèét Jate Hain…

Agar 1 baar Aankhøn mein achañak aa basay koi

Usay dil se bhulañay mein Zamañe Bèét Jate Hain….!

Jul 16 2011

Roz-e-Hashar Mein Be-khof Ghuss Jaon Ga JANNAT Mein

SHIKWA:

Roz-e-Hashar mein be-khof ghuss jaon ga JANNAT mein

Wahin sy aaey thy AADAM wo mery baap ka ghar hy

JAWAB-E-SHIKWA

In amaal k sath tu jann

Asat ka talabgar hai kya?

Wahan se nikalay gaye they ADAM to teri okat hai kya?

salam-o-Alikum n Suba Bkhair . . .

Apr 05 2011

MUNNA BHAI Visits Mysore Palace

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re i shappath.

Some Related Terms:

  • mujhe choda
  • antarvasana bhai bhan story com
Sep 26 2011

Munna Bhai Sms Jokes

Munna Bhai:
Yar Circut Apun Ko 1 Nurs Se Piar Ho Gaya Hai…
Us Ko Leter Main Kia Likhon?

Circut:
Bindas Likhne Ka…
Sister I Lov UTumhara Munna Bhai

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms In Urdu

Urdu Munna Bhai Sms

Circuit:Aye Bhai
Malum kya apun bachpan main 20th flore se niche gir gaya tha.
Munna Bhai:Aisa kya!
to fir tu bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit:Chodo na Bhai itni purani Baat hai
Bole to ab Apun ko jyada yaad nahi hai.

Some Related Terms:

  • BHAI NE JABARDASTI CHODA
  • bhai bahan ki chudai ki kahani
  • behan bhai chudai
  • behan ko zabardasti choda
  • bhai ne behan ka rape kiya
  • behan ka balatkar hindi story
  • urdu font gandi kahani
Jul 16 2011

Kaash Woh Utre Mere Dil Ke Kache Aangan Mein

Kaash woh utre mere dil ke kache aangan mein

Kisi udaas mausam mein

Kisi weeraan lamhe mein

Chupke se

Dabbe paon

Meri aankhon pKaash woh utre mere dil ke kache aangan mein

Kisi udaas mausam mein

Kisi weeraan lamhe mein

Chupke se

Dabbe paon

Meri aankhon pe rakh de haath apne

Aur hanste hue keh de

Boojh lo to HUMtumhare

Na Boojhe to TUMhamare

e rakh de haath apne

Aur hanste hue keh de

Boojh lo to HUMtumhare

Na Boojhe to TUMhamare

Apr 22 2011

Kaash Main Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota

Ghhazal Sms 2011

Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota
Tu Bade Payar Say Chao Say Bade Maan K Saath

Apni Nazuk Si Kalayi Mein Chadhati Mujh Ko
Aur Bay Taabi Say Furqat K Khizan Lamho Mein

Tu Kisi Soch Mei Doobi Jo Ghumaati Mujh Ko
Mein Tere Hath Ki Khushboo Say Mehak Jata

Jab Kabhi Mood Mein Aa Kar Mujhay Chooma Karti
Tere Honton Ki Hidat Say Dahak Sa Jaata

Raat Ko Jab Bhi Tu Neendon Kay Safar Pay Jaati
Mar Mareein Haath Ka Takiya Banaya Karti

Mein Tere Kaan Say Lag Kar Kayi Baatein Karta
Teri Zulfon Tere Gaal Ko Chooma Karta

Mujh Ko Bay Taab Sa Rakhta Teri Chahat Ka Nasha
Mein Teri Rooh K Gulshan Mein Mehak Ta Rehta

Mein Tere Jism K Aangan Mein Khanakta Rehta
Kuch Nahi To Ye Bay Naam Sa Bandhan Hota

Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota

Some Related Terms:

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May 09 2011

Tamil Munna Bhai Sms

Munna Bhai Tamil Sms

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. .

Apr 05 2011

Papar Aur Jhapar Main Farak

Papar aur jhapar main farak
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le pata chal jayega.

Aug 26 2011

Tumhain Paa K Khona Mere Bus Mein Nahi

~G~a~Z~a~L~

~~YaAdEiN~~

Tumhain paa k khona mere bus mein nahi

Ab koi or zakham pirona mere bus mein nahi

Ek umer tak dhoya hai Dil k daaghon ko

Dukhon mein ab or rona mere bus mein nhi

Tere baad nazar aati nahi mjhe koi b manzil

Kisi AUR ka hona ab mre bus mein Nhi..

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May 05 2011

Urdu Love Sms

Love Sms In Urdu

Us ne kaha ke ishq ka nasha utar gaya.
Mein ne kaha husn bhi tum se mukar gaya.
Us ne kaha ke tujh ko deelani hein choriyaan.
Mein ne kaha ke aab woh zamana guzar gaya.
Us ne kaha ke kya howi kajal ki dhaar si.
Mein ne kaha ke aankh se darya guzar gaya.
Us ne kaha ke yeh teri chiryoon se dosti.
Mein ne kaha ke dil mera duniya se bhar gaya.
Us Ne Kaha Ke Kya Mila Sab Se Big’aar Ke.
Mein ne kaha ke waqt to aacha guzar gaya.
Us ne kaha ke khwab mein aane ka waqt do.
Mein ne kaha ke neend ka mosaam guzar gaya.
Us ne kaha ke woh tere suraj ka kya bana.
Mein ne kaha ke woh mere dil mein utar gaya.
Us ne kaha ke woh nahi dega tumhara saath.
Mein ne kaha ke woh chalo wada to kar gaya.
Akhir ko tang aake kahi us ne itni baat.
Woh tum kahan gai woh zamana kidhar gaya.

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Jun 25 2011

Pregnant Wife Sms

80 year old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mujhe yaqin nahi arha

Doctor: Ok 1 qisa suno.

1 shikari shikar pe jata ha lekin galti se gun ki jga umbrela lejata ha.

Samne se 1 sher ajata ha.Shikari umbrela nikal k goli chala deta ha sher mar jata ha

Old man: Imposiblekisi or ne mari hogi.

Doctor: Exactly!

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Apr 05 2011

Nurse Se Pyar Ho Gayela Hai

Munna Bhai
Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hailuv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit
Simple BhaiLikhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI

Jul 03 2011

Apni Aagosh Mein Kisi Roz Chupa Lo Mujhko

*GAZAL*

Apni aagosh mein kisi roz chupa lo mujhko
gham-e-dunya say meri jan bacha lo mujh ko
tum ko day di hai isharon men ijazat main nay
mangnay se na milon
to chura lo mujh ko
apnay sayee say bhi ab to mujhe der lgta hai
ho jo mumkin tu nigahon mein chupa lo mujh ko
dil mein nakam tamanaon ka tufaan sa hai
meri uljhan meri wehshat say nikalo mujh ko
unko likhna hai kisi roz ye khat mein jaana
hum to khud k bhi nahi apna bana lo mujh ko.

Jul 06 2011

Kisi Par Fida Hone Mein 1 Mint Lagta Hai

Kisi par Fida hone mein 1 mint lagta hai

Pasand karne mein 1 ghanta

Mohabbat karne mein 1 lamha

magar

Kisi ko bhulane mein Tamaam Umer Guzar Jati hai.

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Aur Circuit Sms

Munna Bhai And Circuit Sms

Munna bhai:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain?

Circuit:
Bolay to patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

Apr 08 2011

Subha Ko Yaad Aayi To Miss Kiya

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiyadopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiyasham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiyaaur apun ne fauran sms kiya.

Some Related Terms:

  • Maa ko pregnent kiya
Apr 02 2011

Baaton Baton Mein Bicharnay Ka Ishara Ker K

Baaton baton mein bicharnay ka ishara ker k
Khud bhi roya woh bohut hum say kinara ker k
!
Sochta rehta hon tanhai mein Anjam-e-Khuloos
Phir usi jurm-e-mohabbat ko dobarah ker k
!
Jagmaga di hain teray shehar ki galiyan mein nay
Apnay her ashk ko palkon pay sitara ker kay
!
Daikh laitay hain chalo hosla apnay dil ka
Aur kuch rooz teray sath guzara ker k
!
Aik hi shehar mein rehna magar milna nahin
Daikhtay hain yeh aziat gawara ker k..!

Apr 08 2011

Tan Mein Masti

Tan mein masti
Mann mein umang.
Dekar sabko apnapan
Gud mein jaise meethapan.
Hokar saath hum Udayen PATANG
Aur bhar len aakash mein apne rang.
Happy Makar Sankranti!

Oct 20 2011

Wife Mein Marr Jaongi

Wife:Mein Marr jaongi.
Hsbnd:Mein bhi
Marr jaon ga!
Wife:Mein to Bimaar hoon tum kyon maro gaey?
Hsbnd:Mein itni Khushi Bardasht nahi kar sakta.

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Mar 02 2012

Aik Hi Shehar Mein Rehna Magar Milna Nahi

Daikhtay hain ye aziat gawara ker ke!

Baaton baton mein bicharnay ka ishara ker ke
Khud bhi roya wo bohut hum say kinara ker ke

Sochta rehta hon tanhai mein Anjam-e-Khuloos
Phir usi jurm-e-mohabbat ko dobarah ker ke

Jagmaga di hain teray shehar ki galiyan mein nay
Apnay her ashk ko palkon pay sitara ker kay

Daikh laitay hain chalo hosla apnay dil ka
Aur kuch rooz tere sath guzara ker ke

Aik hi shehar mein rehna magar milna nahi
Daikhtay hain ye aziat gawara ker ke!

Oct 23 2011

Pyaar K Iss Daur Mein

Pyaar k iss daur mein
Shadi ho lahore mein
Pyaari si ik biwi ho
Jaisay Rangeen Tv ho
Gol matol sey saalay hon
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon
Pyaari si ik saali ho
biwi k baad ghar wali ho
Pyaar k iss daur mein
shaadi ho lahore mein

Oct 20 2011

Pyar Mein Paagal

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

Jul 15 2011

Tum Mere DIL Mein Kho Jaye Toh Koi Baat Bane

Tum mere DIL mein kho jaye toh koi baat bane

Phir kabhi DOOR na jao tou koi baat bane

JAAN kehne se hi baat nahi banti

Rug Rug mein SAMAO tou koi baat bane

Hum tu chup chup hi rehte hainSUBH-O-SHAAM

tum kabhi aa k HANSAO tou koi baat bane

saath dene ki sab baat karte hain

TUM agar sath NIBHAO tou koi baat bane

mere DIL mein tumhain BASE huwe MUDDAT guzri

Ab meri HASTI mein BAS jao tou koi baat bane

Jul 06 2011

Khuda Tujh Ko Apni Panah Mein Rakhe

Tu hr Qadam Naik Rahon mein rakhe

Zamana Tujhe Apni Chahon mein rakhe

Tujh pr na Aaye khizaon ka Mosam

Khuda Tujh ko Apni Panahon mein rakhe

(AMEEN)

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Jokes

Munna Bhai Jokes


Munna : Yaar Circuit
ye gandhiji Har note me haste kuy rehte hai?
Circuit:Simple hai bhai!
Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga……

Apr 05 2011

Bole Toh Yeh Ford Kya Hai

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bhai gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bole toh simple hai bhai Ox mane Bail

Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Apr 05 2011

MAMU KA DOST

MAMU KA DOST

MAMU : Oye maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms In Hindi

Hindi Munna Bhai Sms

Patient: Doctor aap ko yakin hai k mjhy Namoonia (pneumonia).
hai kyun ke pichly dino aik doctor meri frnd ka Namoonia ka.
ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mr gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai tu namoonia sy hi maray
ga.

Jul 16 2011

Jab Maa Peshani Choom Ke Kehti Hai Jeete Raho Beta

( Love ) Kya Hy ?

Jab MAA Peshani Choom K Kehti HyJeety Raho Beta

Jab BAAP Kehta Hy Beta Ghar Jaldi Aa Jana

Jab Behen Mera Kaam Karne K Bad Kehti Hy K Meri Shadi K Bad Kon Karega Tmhare Kaam

Jab Barra Bhai Kahy K Tujhe Pasand Hy Chal Rakh Le Mein or Kharid Longa

Jab Chota Bhai Kahy Ye Dekho Bhai Acha Hy Na 1 Tmhara 1 Mera

Jab Dost Kahy

Tension Na Le Mein Hon Na

Ye hy Pyaar Real Love

Khobsurt Rishty.

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Apr 01 2011

Donon Hathon Se Teray Liye Dua Kiya Kartay Hain

Donon Hathon Se Teray Liye Dua Kiya Kartay Hain

Hum Apni Neend Teray Naam Kiya Kartay Hain

Jab Bhi Palak Jhapkay Tumhari

Samjh Lena Hum Tumhein Yaad Kiya Kartay Hain

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Apr 02 2011

Chand Lamhon Mein Exam Aa Jayega

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga?

Jul 03 2011

Tamanna Le K Ulfat Ki Mere Aangan Mein

GHAZAL

Tamanna le k ulfat ki mere aangan mein wo aaya

MOHABBAT Rog hai Dil ka Usay ye main ne samjaya

Kaha us ne Mohabbat kar shareek-e-Gham bana MUJH ko

Karon ga Main Zamany ki

khushi se Aashna TUM ko

Hua Majboor main yaro kiya Iqraar ulfat ka

Laga di JAAN ki bazi

samaj kar khail Qismat ka

Hui Maloom phir Uski haqeeqat ye Zamany se

Usay taskeen milti hai Kisi ka DIL dukhanay se..

Jul 12 2011

Dil Mein Mohabbat Ka Hona Zaroori Hai

Dil mein Mohabat ka hona Zarori hai

Dost

Warna yad to roz Dushman bhi kiya krty hain.

Oct 19 2011

Apne Rang Mein

Apne rang mein rang do unko chehra jinka bhata tumko
Gulal to 1 bahana hai unke karib jane ka
Hum to kab k rang chuke jabse unke nayan juke
rang gulab aur prit ki holi khushi mauj aur ikrar ki holi
aaj saji rangoli hai rango mein semti holi hai
khushi mein dubi holi hai bura na mano holi hai.
H O L I M U B A R A K

Jul 03 2011

Ghazlon Mein Tere Pyar Ka Charcha Na Karenge

Ghazlon Mein Tere Pyar Ka Charcha Na Karenge..

Hum Tujh Ko Sar-e-Aam Yun Ruswa Na Kren gy..

Kyun Hum Pe Uthein Sang-e-Malamat Ki Faseelein..

Behtar Hai Tere Sheher Mein Aya Na Kren gy..

Ye Chand Ye Taare Ye Haseen Raat Ka Alam..

Mansoob Tere Naam Se Kya Kya Na Kren gy..

Veeran Howe Qasr-e-Tamanna Ke Dareeche..

Aabad Kabhi Pyar Ki Dunya Na Kren gy..

Her Cheez Ki Buhtat Mein Nuqsan Buht Hai..

Shiddat Se Kisi Shakhs Ko Chaha Na Kren gy..!

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Feb 09 2012

Khwaboon Mein Tera Chehraa Parhtaa Hoon

Khwaboon mein tera chehraa parhtaa hoon
Khawaab ko haqeeqat banaoon kaise !
Ikhteyaar mein mere ab kuch bhi nahin
Akele ik aashiyaan banaaon kaise !
Bekhudi ki yeh to ibtedaa hai
Intehaan ki hudd tak jaoon kaise !
Meri ghazalein hain tumhaara aainaa
Tanhaayee mein ab nazm banaoon kaise !

Jun 21 2011

Ye Building Kitne Din Mein Bani Hai

American:- Ye building kitne din mein bani hai
.
pathan:- 1 maah main
.
American:- Ye humarey mulk main to 2 weeks main ban jati hai
.
Thora agay jane k baad phir Poucha:- Ye building kitne din mein bani hai
.
pathan:- Sirf 2 weeks main
.
American:- Humarey mulk main to 3 days main ban jati hai
.
Habib bank ki building k pas sey guzrey to American ne poucha:- Ye building kitne din mein bani hai
.
Pathan Pata nhi subha to nhi thi.

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Apr 08 2011

Kuta Mar Gaya Rajai Mein

Kuta mar gaya rajai mein
Apun margaya teri judai mein
Nadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata
Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta

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Apr 05 2011

Jo Mein Keh Nai Skta

Jo mein keh nai skta use main farz krta hun
Chalo mein farz krta hun mein tmse Mohabbat krta hun

Jul 11 2011

Wo Ana-Parast Tha UsKi Baaton Mein Iqrar BHI Tha

Wo Ana-Parast Tha UsKi Baaton Mein Iqrar BHI Tha

Us K Chubte Hue Lehje Mein Chupa Pyar B Tha

Wo Mjhe Likhta Tha K Muntazir Na Raho

Lekin Uski Tehreer Mein Sadiyon Ka Intezar B Tha

Wo Kehta tha Na Rutho K Manana Nahi Aata

Meri Narazgi Par Lakin Wo Bekarar B Tha

Main Shayad Phir Na Likhta Usse Apni Khabar

Mohabbat ka Bharam Rakhna Tha Kuch Dil Be-Ikhtiyar B Tha

Shayad Yehi Uska Andaz-e-Mohabt Ho Mohsin

Wo Mera Humdam B Tha Sitam Guzaar B Tha.

Oct 18 2011

Sapnon Mein Kho Jao

“Dunia Mein Reh Kr Sapnon Mein Kho Jao”
“Ksi Ko Apna Bana Lo Ya Ksi K Ho Jao”
“Agr Kuch B Na Kr Sko Tu”
“CHOOSNI” Moo mein Lo Aur So Jao”…….!
Good Night.