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Jul 16 2011

Munna Bhai Visits Mysore Palace

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re i shappath !

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May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Messages

Munna Bhai Messages

Circuit & Munna In Usa!
Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.
Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka – chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar – Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away

Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother’s brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date}
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose.

Munna: Yeh Bol Tere Desh Mein Aake Apun Ka Chati khushi se Phul gaya hai
Circut: In Ur Country With Happiness My Chest Became Breast .

Some Related Terms:

  • Behan bhai chudai kahani
  • sardi me chudai
Aug 19 2010

Each Indian Women

Each indian women iz
ranii laxmee bai
Be 4 marriage ranii
After few yrs of marriage laxmee
n after kids born she iz just bai

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Apr 05 2011

Baap Ka Naam Roshan Kar Rehle Hai

CIRCUT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
sHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

Oct 22 2011

IPL Dekh Kar Jal Rahe Ho Gay

Indian:
Tum log IPL dekh kar jal rahe ho gay na t.v pr?
Pakistani:
ha ha ha ha nai g
Saady han te light e nahi hundi.

Apr 02 2011

PALKEN ZARA UTHA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE

PALKEN ZARA UTHA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE
THODA SA MUSKURA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE
AE MAAH TAAB-E-HUSN ANDHERA HAI CHAR SOO
RUKH SE NAKAAB UTHA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE
CHUPNE LAGA HAI CHAAND GHATAAO KI OAT ME
ZULFEN ZARA HATA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE
BAJNE LAGENGE JALTARANG ES KAAENAAT ME
KOI GEET GUNGUNA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE
DE DENGE JAAN AAPK KADMO ME HUM HUZOOR
SHAM-E-WAFA JALAKAR EK BAR DEKHIYE
MERI TARHA AAP BHI TARSENGE NEEND KO
YE DIL KAHIN LAGA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE
KYON DAR BADAR HAI AAP WAFA KI TALASH ME
APNA HAME BANA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE
ES PUR FAREB DOUR KA SHIKWA BAJA MAGAR
IMTEYAZ KO AAZMA KAR EK BAAR DEKHIYE.

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Jul 22 2011

’nt Like Munna Bhai">If You Dont Like Munna Bhai

Hi

If you don’t like “munna bhai” then close this email now. This
is not for you…

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Ok so you are still here. I take it as you like “munna bhai”
and have watched both movies “Munna Bhai MBBS” and “Lage Raho
Munna Bhai” like me… ;-)

Apr 05 2011

Abhi Bole To Bhai Ko Tere SMS Nahi Aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

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Jul 22 2011

Ek Parinda Safed Phool Se Pyar Kar Betha

¤(1 Piyar Ki
..¤(Kahani
..
.
Ek Parinda Safed Phool se Pyar kar betha
.
Kafi din bad Parinde ne Phool ko prpose kia
.
Phool ne kaha jab me safed se lal banjao ga
.
Tab tmse Pyar karonga
.
Parinde ne apni chonch se apna pet kat dia
.
Or
.
Sara khoon Phool k upar ja gira
.
Phool safed se lal ho gaya
.
Or
.
Phool ko parinde se Pyar hogaya
.
Par aafsoos parinda zinda nahi raha
.
Yeh ha sacha Piyar

Kahen Ap b Kisi prinday ko kho to nai rahe?

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Sep 26 2011

Munna Bhai Hindi Sms

Munna Bhai:
Aay Circuit
Baapu Bole Toh Gandhi Ji Kapde Kyu Nahi Pehantay Thay?

Circuit:
Bhai Bole Toy Bapu Bhi Us Time Ke Salmaan Khan Thay..

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Apr 05 2011

Kabhi Jhoot Nehin Bolna

CIRCUIT : Bhai Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai apun jhoot nehin bolega par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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Jul 28 2011

Lafzon Ki Tarah Mujh Se Kitabon Mein Mila Kar

Lafzon ki tarah mujh se kitabon mei mila kar

Dunya ka tujhy dar hy to khawbon me mila kar

Sahil ko mai choo kar tujhy mehsos karon ga

To mujh se lehar ban kar kinaron pe mila kar

Phoolon ka khushbu se taulaq hy zarori

To mujh se mehak ban kar Gulabon men mila kar..

Jul 05 2011

Kabhi Toot Kar Bikhro To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena

Kabhi toot Kar

Bikhro To Mujhe

Yaad Kar Lena

Main Thora Boht

Welding Ka Kam B Janta Hon…

Jul 15 2011

Yeh Dil To Tere Nam Pe Qurbaan Kar Diya

(Ghazal")

Yeh Dil To Tere Nam Pe Qurbaan Kar Diya

Hum Ne To Apni Jan Ko Be-Jan Kar Diya

Rakhte Nahi Ho Shauq Tum Deedar Ka Mere

Aankhon Ko Apni Mujh Se Hi Anjaan Kar Diya

Hum To Samajhte Thay K Nibhao Ge Saath Tum

Tanha Mujhe Chhorh K Pareshan Kar Diya

Kuch Saal Sahi Tum Mere Dil Mein To Rehte

Neelaam Kar K Mujh Ko Be-Makaan Kar Diya

Karni Thi BEWAFAI To Chhup K Hi Ki Hoti

Tum Ne To BEWAFAI Ka Elaan Kar Diya.

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Apr 05 2011

MUNNA BHAI Visits Mysore Palace

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re i shappath.

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Jun 16 2011

Ik Shakhs Saare Shehar Ko Veeran Kar Gaya

GHAZAL

Kitni Ulaj Gayi Hai Judai Me Zindagi

Wo Shakhs Jafa Kar K Ehsan Kar Gya

Mein Jis Ko Baat Bat Pe Kehta Tha Apni Jaan

Dekho Wohi Shakhs Mujhy Bejaan Kar Gaya

Pehly Wo Meri Zaat Ki Taameer Main Raha

Pher Mujko Apny Hath Se Masmaar Kar Geya

Wo Aa Mila To Faasly Kattay Chaly Gaye

Bichra To Rasty Mere Dushwar Kar Gya

Bichra Kuch Is Ada Se K Rut Hi Badal Gai

Ik Shaks Saarey Shehar Ko Viran Kar Gaya.

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Sep 26 2011

Munna Bhai Sms Jokes

Munna Bhai:
Yar Circut Apun Ko 1 Nurs Se Piar Ho Gaya Hai…
Us Ko Leter Main Kia Likhon?

Circut:
Bindas Likhne Ka…
Sister I Lov UTumhara Munna Bhai

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms In Urdu

Urdu Munna Bhai Sms

Circuit:Aye Bhai
Malum kya apun bachpan main 20th flore se niche gir gaya tha.
Munna Bhai:Aisa kya!
to fir tu bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit:Chodo na Bhai itni purani Baat hai
Bole to ab Apun ko jyada yaad nahi hai.

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Apr 03 2011

Ghar Main Ghus Kar Mera Rape Kar Diya

Bivi: kal 3 choron nay ghar main ghus kar mera rape kardiya
shohar: tumney roka nahi?
Bivi: bht roka par unhone kaha k ab subha hogai hai hamien jana hoga..!

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Aug 11 2011

Uljhay Huay Haalat Ka Shikwa Na Kia Kar

*<Ghazal>* "

Uljhay huay haalat ka shikwa na kia kar

khairaat mein khushiyon ki tamanna na kia kar

So baar kaha hay itni mohabat nhi achi

So baar kaha hay itna bharosa na kia kar

Halaat tujhko mujhse na milne kabhi dein gay

Ae dost mere…meri tamanna na kia kar

Kya janey ye kis morr pey ley jaey zamana

Tu mujh ko kisi pal b elehda na kia kar

Mumkin hay kisi roz bichar jaon achanak

Tu mujh sy piyar itna ziyada na kia kar

Jul 06 2011

Tum Ne Socha Hi Nahi Kuch Bhi Hatt Kar Us Se

tum ne socha hi nahi kuch bhi hatt kar us se

Ab bicharna hai to phir khud ko juda kar us se

wo bigarta hai to dunya hi bigar jati hai.

Is liye rakhni pari mujko bana kar us se.

Main kahani mein kahin hun k nahi hun aey dil.

Puchna hoga kisi roz bitha kar us se.

Kis tarha us pe tere dard ka manzar khulta.

Tu mohbt bi to karta tha chupa kar us se.

Leher jis tarha kinary ko chuwy aakhri baar

Aisa mehsoos howa hath mila kar us se.

Aug 26 2011

Dead Love Story

LOVE STORY

1 LARKA

1 LARKi

Aik Dosre Se Buhat

MUHABAAT Karte The

Bad Qismati Se LARKi Mar Gai

Marne K Bad LARKi Ne LARKE Se Kaha:

Ek WADA Tha Tera

Har WADAY K Peeche

Tu Milega Mujhe Har Gali

Har Darwaze K Peeche

Per Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikla

Ek Tu Hi Na Tha Mere JANAZE K Peechy.

LARKA BOLA:

Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADAY K Peeche

Me Milunga Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Peeche

Par Tune MURH K Bhi Na Dekha

Ek Or JANAZA Tha

Tere JANAZE K .Peeche..

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Jan 22 2012

’ Poems">Indian Republic Day 201 Poems

  • Indian Republic Day Poem (English) – 1
    O MY India!
    “O My Nation My India”
    Wants to worship you
    Wants to be stuck on you
    Everything which is mine
    Wants to sacrifice on you
    Way of life it amid you
    Name of your strength me
    Fame of your arrogant me
    How I am gratitude to god
    That he gave birth on the
    Planet of your “O India”
    I always feel to be proud
    That you give me a peaceful
    Place in your heart “O India”
    Always salute you!
    Always salute you!
    Vande Matram
  • Indian Republic Day Poem (Hindi) – 2
    Karo yaad tum oon veeron ko
    jinki sarhad par jaan gayi.
    karo yaad oon baalaon ko
    jinki iss ran mein aan gayi.
    karo yaad oon mataaon ko
    jinke apane priya sut khoye.
    karo yaad oon behano ko
    jo rakshabandhan par sheyein.
    lahoo baha kar simaaon par
    aman chain ka fool khilaaya.
    apane praano ki bali dekar
    Bharat maa ka maan badhaya.
    sarahad par mar mitane waale
    ajar amar sab ho jayenge
    mar ka bhi hum inn veeron ka
    kaise karz chuka paayenge.
  • Indian Republic Day Poem (English) -3
    I LOVE TRICOLOR!
    Color my heart into tricolor
    Left one with orange
    Gives me courage and trained me to do sacrifice
    Right one is filled with green
    Have faith and make others one
    Where ever when I go the taste of happiness
    Always found
    And O God please fills
    White into middle
    that I can passage a feast of
    Calm and peace
    And never let down to any one in my reach
    Please fill these tricolors on me
    Please fill this tricolor on me
    Vande Matram
    -Sujata Mishra
    Happy Republic Day

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May 09 2011

Tamil Munna Bhai Sms

Munna Bhai Tamil Sms

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. .

Apr 29 2011

Indian Women Sms

Indian Women Sms

Q. Why do indian women wear red dots on their foreheads?
A. Well in ancient times Indian men used to practice archery skills by aiming at their wifes red dot. In fact that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target..

Apr 05 2011

An Old Indian

An old Indian was standing on the corner. A good-looking woman passed by on the way to work. The Indian raised his hand in greeting and said “Chance!”
The same thing happened several days in a row. The woman would walk past the Indian would raise his hand and say “Chance!”
Finally one day she couldn’t ignore it any longer. So she stopped and asked “You’re an Indian aren’t you?”
He nodded.
She said “I always thought Indians said ‘How!’ as a greeting.”
Indian said “Already know ‘how’. Just want ‘chance’.”

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Apr 08 2011

Phir Se Totay Hoay Patton Ka Sahara Le Kar

Phir se totay hoay patton ka sahara le kar
wehshat-e-dil kisi jugnoo sa udhara le kar
dasht-e-dunuya main umeedo ka kinara le kar
main tumain yad kar loun ek umr dobara le kar.

Apr 30 2011

Islamic Messages In Urdu

Islamic Messages In Urdu

Allah says:
.
MUJHY Rab Maan Kar To Dekh
Subse Beniyaz Na Kar Don to Kehna
.
Mere Khauf Se Aansu Baha Kar to Dekh
Maghfirat k Darya Na Baha Don to Kehna
.
Wafa ki Laaj Nibha Kar to Dekh
Ataa ki Hadd Na Kar Don To Kehna
.
MERE Naam ki Tazeem Kar K to Dekh
Takreem ki Inteha Na Kar Don to Kehna
.
Apni Hasti ko Fana Kar k to Dekh
Jaam-e-Baqa se Sarfaraz na Kar Don to Kehna
.
Bil Aakhir MERA ho K to Dekh
Har Kisi ko Tera Na Kar Don to Kehna.

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Apr 05 2011

Nurse Se Pyar Ho Gayela Hai

Munna Bhai
Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hailuv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit
Simple BhaiLikhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Aur Circuit Sms

Munna Bhai And Circuit Sms

Munna bhai:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain?

Circuit:
Bolay to patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

Apr 29 2011

Indian Women Messages

Indian Women Messages

Indian Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half
Double the price of their clothes
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend…. ;->

Apr 05 2011

Chand Toh Raat Ko Nikalta Hai

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit baapu bole to

gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us

time ke salmaan khan thay!

Apr 05 2011

An Indian Girl Married

An Indian girl married a French man.
And went to Paris. She didnt know French.
If sha went to buy leg piece of chicken.
She did life her skirt and show her leg.
This went on for some days.
Once she went too buy banana.
She took her husband along with her.

You know why ?.
Because.

He knew french !.
God bless your mind.

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Mar 28 2012

Ek Behn Ki Karachi Ke Bhaion Per Nazam

Ek Behn ki Karachi ke Bhaion per Nazam

 

Apno ke bicharnay ka gham kaisa hota hay
Is ka shidat say ahsas kal rat ko hua
Jab bhaya ghar lot kar aye to un k sar say khoon beh raha tha
Wo bhi in bhairyon k hat a gay thay
Kuch log danday lye bhai per toot pary
Lakin ALLAH nay hifazat farmaye
Shayd ammi ke dua bhai ka hisar kye hway the
Bhai un k hathon say zinda bach kar a gay
Bhai ke zindagi baqi the is lia wo bach gay
But najany kitnay bhai ghar nhee lot’tay hongay.

Apr 14 2012

Jab B Teri Yaad Aayi Tujhe Bhula Kar Roye

Kabhi ro kar muuskuraye toh kabhi muskurakar roye
Jab b teri yaad aayi tujhe bhula kar roye
Ek tera hi naam tha jisse hazar baar likha
Jitna likh kar khush hue usse zyada mita kar roye.:-(

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Jokes

Munna Bhai Jokes


Munna : Yaar Circuit
ye gandhiji Har note me haste kuy rehte hai?
Circuit:Simple hai bhai!
Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga……

Apr 05 2011

Bole Toh Yeh Ford Kya Hai

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bhai gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bole toh simple hai bhai Ox mane Bail

Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Jun 14 2011

A Love Story

A love Story

HinaB.A ki stdent thi

wo apny friendAlise roz baat krti thi

ali U.S.A. chla gya

Pechy Hina mar gai

Hina ki wsiyat k mtabik uska mobil b usk 7 kabar me rkh dya

Jb Ali waps aya to Hina ki mot ka sun kr heran howa

Q k Hina roz phn pr us se bat krti thi

us ne ye molvi ko btaya

Phr wo sb qabrstan gye

Wha ja kr Ali ne Hina ko call ki to Hina ne bt ki

Sb log dar gy

phr molvi ne kha k is se ye sabit hwa k

jazz

k signal hr jga ate hn.
keun k Jazz apna hai.

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May 30 2011

Chira Chiri Ki Love Story

2 chiryo ki love story:

1 din chira bola:

Mjhe chor kr kbhi tm urh to nhi jaogi? Chirya:

Urh jaun tu pakar lena

Chira:

Mai tmhy pakr skta hn magr phr pa nhi skta chirya ke aankho mai aansu agaye usny apny pankh tor dye or boli: ab hm hmesha sath rahngy 1 din boht zor sy tofan aya chira urhny laga tbhi chirya boli:

Tm urh jao mai nhi urh sakti.

Chira apna khyal rahna kh kr urh gaya jb tofan thama or chira waps aya to usny dekha k chirya mar chuki ti.. Or ek daali per likha tha

Kash wo 1 bar tu kehta k

Mai tujhy nhi chor sakta to shayd mai tofan any sy pehly nhi marti…

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May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms In Hindi

Hindi Munna Bhai Sms

Patient: Doctor aap ko yakin hai k mjhy Namoonia (pneumonia).
hai kyun ke pichly dino aik doctor meri frnd ka Namoonia ka.
ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mr gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai tu namoonia sy hi maray
ga.

Apr 29 2011

Indian Women Quotes

Indian Women Quotes

Whn Women Love Us
They 4give Us Evrything
Even Our Crimes…
But
When They Dun Love Us
They Blame Us For Evrythng
Which V Din’t Do Even … ;->

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Apr 05 2011

Each Indian Women

Each indian women iz
ranii laxmee bai
Be 4 marriage ranii
After few yrs of marriage laxmee
n after kids born she iz just bai

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Apr 29 2011

Indian Women Wishes

Indian Women Wishes

Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn’t marry…. ;->

Apr 02 2011

Deep Jalaya Tha Tumhara Naam Le Kar

1 deep jalaya tha tumhara naam le kar

qasam khuda ki us ko bhujne na diya

jab jalany k liye howa khatam tail

m ne apna laho paish kar diya us ne ye keh kar thukra diya

ye h tumhara shokh-e-pan

m ne tha tum se shikwa kiya

tum ne h jo jawab diya

us ne b muj ko hila diya

k tum ne b muj ko hila diya ……………?

Mar 09 2012

Sania Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar

Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar
Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka Intezaar Na Kar
Channel Badal Aur FTV Laga Le Bachcha
ESPN Par Sania Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar.

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  • dirty jokes sania mirza
  • sania mirza dirty sms
  • Sania mirza dirty jokes
  • dirty insult SMS
Apr 09 2012

Aankhon Main Neend Thi So Kar Nahi Dekha

Barson guzar gaye Ro kar nahi dekha
Aankhon main neend thi So kar nahi dekha
Wo kya jaane dard Mohabat ka
Jis ne kisi ka ho kar nahi dekha

~gOOd nIght~

Some Related Terms:

  • dard bhari shayari hindi 120 words
  • dard bhari shayari in hindi 120 words
  • vidai shayari in hindi
  • dard bhare sms hindi 120 words
  • shayari dard bhari zindagi hindi 140
  • hindi dard bhari shayari 140 words
  • love shayari in hindi for girlfriend 120 words
Mar 23 2012

Ishq Ne Hame Benam Kar Diya

Ishq Ne hame Benam kar Diya
Har Khushi se Anjan Kar diya

Hamne Khbhi Nahi chaha Ki Hame Ishq Ho
Par unki Ek Nazr ne Hume Nilam Kar Diya…!

Apr 08 2011

Tufaan Tinkey Ko Uraa Kar Chala Gaya

Tufaan Tinkey ko uraa kar chala gaya

Guzra Waqat Bohat kuch sikha kar chala gaya

aise b hote hain dunia main yeh socha na tha

jise chup karaya wohi rula kar chala gaya

Some Related Terms:

  • rula rula kar choda
Apr 08 2011

Woh Pal Aisa Tha Ki Inkar Na Kar Paaye

Woh Pal Aisa Tha Ki Inkar Na Kar Paaye
Duniya Ke Dar Se Ikrar Na Kar Paaye…
Na Thi Zindagi Jiske Bina Mumkin
Usne Chod Diya Aur Hum Sawal Na Kar Paaye.

Some Related Terms:

  • sehat banane ke tarike
  • shero shayari on teachers
  • sher o shayari for teachers day
  • shero shayari on teachers day in hindi
  • shero shayari on teachers day
Jul 14 2011

A Love Story Sms

A love Story

NAILAB.A ki stdent thi

wo apny frndSHAHZADse roz bat krti thi

faheem U.S.A.chla gya

Pechy Hina mr gai

Hina ki wsiyat k mtabik uska mobile b usk 7 kbar me rkh dya

Jb faheem waps aya to Hina ki mot ka sun kr heran howa

Q k Hina roz phn pr us se bat krti thi

us ne ye molvi ko btaya

Phr wo sb qabrstan gye

Wha ja kr faheem ne Hina ko cal ki to Hina ne bt ki

Sb log dr gy

phr molvi ne kaha k is se ye sabit huwa k

Ufone

k signal hr jga ate hain…!

Some Related Terms:

  • Desi murga
  • super funny tagalog jokes
May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms

Munna Bhai Sms

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Some Related Terms:

  • antervasnakikahani
  • Daimaa ki chudai
Oct 20 2011

I Am Proud To Be An Indian

I am proud to be an indian and i also love my country because it gives me all the charming and good thoughts to contain my life in right wayand give me lesson that how can i serve my life to save and protect itmay God protect my country….

Oct 20 2011

Be Proud To Be An Indian

31 States
1618 Languages
6400 Castes
6 Religion
6 Ethnic Groups
29 Major festivals
& 1 Country!
Be Proud to be an Indian!..
Happy Independence Day���

Apr 05 2011

Circuit Ye Valentine Day Kaun Sa Din Hai

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

Jul 11 2011

Suraj Roshni Le Kar Aayaa

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

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  • kidnap karke choda
Jul 25 2011

Allah Ko Paa Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nahi Khoya

Aik boht khubsurat jumla

Allah Ko Paa Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nahi Khoya

Aur Allah Ko Kho Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nai Paaya

Jul 07 2011

Bas Itna Soch Kar Hai Mujko

Main Aise Mor pe Apni Kahani Chhor Aya Hoon

Kisi ki Aankh Main PaNi hi PaNi Chhor Aya Hoon

Bas Itna Soch Kar Hi Mujh Ko Apne Paas Rakh Lo Tum

Tumhare Main Aise Mor pe Apni Kahani Chhor Aya Hoon

Kisi ki Aankh Main PaNi hi PaNi Chhor Aya Hoon

Bas Itna Soch Kar Hi Mujh Ko Apne Paas Rakh Lo Tum

Tumhare Waste Dunya Purani Chhor Aya Hoon

Tu Ne Nafrat Se Jo Dekha To Mujhe Yaad Aya

Kaise kaise Rishte Teri Khatir Main Torr Aya Hoon. such jan je

Oct 25 2011

A Chand Zara Ik Kaam To Kar

A Chand zara ik kaam to kar
Ik raat hamaray naam tu kar
Bohat door ik apna rehta hai
Jo mujh ko apna kehta hai
Os aankh mai jo bhe sapnay hein
Wo saaray meray apnay hein
Os ki pyari si ankhon ka’ chupkay se ik bosa lena
Or phir kehna !
“Tumhe koi yaad karta hai”
Tumhe koi yaad krta he.

Mar 19 2012

Bacha School Gadha Le Kar Aya

Bacha school Gadha le kar aya

Madam: Ye gadha kyon le kar aye ho

Bacha: Aap he to kehti hain ke main ne bare bare gadhon ko insan banaya hai

To main ne socha iski bhi zindagi ban jaye gi.

Some Related Terms:

  • teacher ko blackmail karke choda
  • newton jokes in hindi
Apr 02 2011

Apne Dil Se Nikal Kar Mujh Ko

Apne dil se nikal kar mujh ko..
Tere honton pe siskiyan q hen?

Zakham de kar wo mujh se poochta hai..
Tere lehje me talkhiyan q hen?

Hum to kachchay makaan k baasi hen…
Phir taaqub mein bijliyan q hen?

Ishq k or bhi musafir hen FARAZ!
Sirf hum pe hi sakhtiyan q hen?