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Jul 04 2011

Wapda Sms

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Pakistanion.!.

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Manjiyan baahr dha lvo

Bahr bri sohni Hawa chal ri ay.

FROM:

(WAPDA)

Some Related Terms:

  • wapda funny jokes
Jul 24 2011

Lrka Rishty K Lye Lrki K Ghr Gya

Lrka rishty k lye lrki k ghr gya

lrki k Walid sb: beta kya naam ha?

Lrka: je Salman

Walid: mashallah! kitna prha ha?

Lrka: je MBA kiya ha

Walid: bohat khoob! kahan rhty ho?

Lrka: je defence mein

Walid: mashallah mashallah! kya krty ho?

Lrka: je WAPDA me job krta hun

Walid: Utthh kuttey dya putra

Some Related Terms:

  • wapda fanny
Feb 16 2012

Raat Aksar Mujhe Se Ye Sawal Karti Hai

Raat aksar mujh se ye sawaal karti hai

Ke Aye Ham-Nasheen”

Kon hai tere dill main jo tujhe sone nahi deta

.

Aur hamare dill se awaz aati hai

“Wapda”

“Wapda”

“Wapda”

“Kuttey”

“Kameeny”

“Dalley”

Good Night

Jul 21 2011

Lo Ajh V Hoo Gi Sab Di

Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di
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upr

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nachy

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hr pasy di

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Load shadding

Happy
LoadShadding

Some Related Terms:

  • hyderabadi jokes in english
Apr 29 2011

Husband Wife Jokes

Husband Wife Jokes

COLUMBUS agar married hota to America kabhi discover nahi kar pata. Kyunki tab usse poocha jata:
1. Kahan jaa rahe ho
2. Kiske saath jaa rahe ho
3. Main bhi chalungi
4. Wapas kab aaoge
5. Ghar reh kar hi discover karlo
6. Mere liye kya laoge
7. Wapas aate waqt sabji lete aana
8. Pahunch ke phone karna
9. Har baar tum hi kyon discover karte ho? Koi aur kyon nahi kar sakta?

Apr 08 2011

Suppose Ap Mere Sath

1 Jan Lèva Sawaal
Suppose Ap Mere Sath Raat K 3 Baje
Akele Ghar Meie Bina Light K
Chatt Ki Serhiyou Par Bethe Batein Kr Rahe Hin
Itne Mein Niche Ghr Mein Phone Bjta Hai.
Ap Mjhse Wapis Aane Ka Waada Kar K Jakr
Phone Atnd Krte Ho Jo Mere Ghar Se Ata Hai.
Jis Se Ap Ko Yh Newz Mlti Hai K
5 Ghnte Phle Meri Maut Ho Gye Hai.
Kia Ap Wapis Upr Ao Gy..
Agr Han To Q
Aur Agr Na To Q
Send It To Ur Freinds And Get Intrsting Rpliesz

Some Related Terms:

  • NAEAHUISHEFMS
  • naeahuishefms means
Jul 04 2011

Dear Customer Sms

Dear Customr

AbWAPDA

Lay aya Naya Packeg.

5 Ka 55̸;

Yani her ghnta 5 mint Light jalane

Per 55 mint

Loadsheding

Bilkul Free.

Faaidy=

1- mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat.

2- TV na dekhne se gunhaon se bachne k ziyada imkanat.

3- Bijli jane pr sabr karne! se janat mein jane k ziyada imkanat.

4- Bijli ane pr shukar karne pr ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon mein shumar.

Ye Offr La Mehdood Muddat K Lye Hai

WAPDA

Tum hi to ho

 

Jul 23 2011

Kuch Raat Ki Aankhain Bhegi Thein

! GAZAL !

Kuch Raat Ki Aankhain Bhegi Thein

Aur Chand Bhi Rootha Rootha Tha

Khuch Yaadain Uski Baqi Thein

Aur Dil Bhi Toota Toota Tha

Kis Morr Pe Bichre Yaad Nahi

Honton Pe Koi Faryaad Nahi

Us Wade Ki Bhi Khabar Nahi

Wo Sacha Tha Ya Jhota Tha

Hr Lamha Aahain Bharte Hain

Na Jeete Hain

Na Marte Hain

Bas Aik Dua Ye Krte Hain..!

Wo Laot K Wapas Aa Jae..!

Wo Laot K Wapas Aa Jae..!

Aug 16 2011

Ghazal Ka Unwan Hai Bijli Chli Gai

(Ghazal ka unwan hai bijli chli gai)

5 dn milay zndgi k mgr?

Guzray hi thay abi 4 k 3 chali gaiee..

Kl wapda k daftr meeting thee kuch khas!

Honay lgi tkraar k 3 chli gai..

Moat ki trah iska b wakt na rha:- Eid ki shpng or bhra bazar k 3 chali gai.

Skool time or WAPDA ki zahaanat?

Nashta honay laga tyar k 3 chali gai..

Shadi walay din bray khush thay hm

Glay parnay lgay thay haar k 3 chali gai.

zindgi rahi te fir milan gy …Q k sadi 3 chali gai.

Some Related Terms:

  • unwaan meaning
  • unwan meaning
  • unwan meaning in hindi
  • meaning of unwan
Oct 22 2011

Awam Se Purzor Appeal Hy K

Awam Se Purzor Appeal Hy k
2010- 2011-2012
Mein
Shadi karne wale Joray Sirf Bijli Paida karein
Mulk Mein Bijli ki Kami Hy
Bachon ki Nahi
From..wapda

Oct 25 2011

Manzar Shaam Se Pehly

Kbhi Tum khud Bhi Ao Dekho ye Manzar Shaam se pehly
Ye Lab kesy Chamakty Hen Tumhary Naam se pehly..
Nahi Mumkin Main Raah-e-IShq Se Wapas palat Jaon
Parindy kab palaty hen kbhi Ghar Shaam se pehly..
Nahi Maloom kab Se Hy Taaluq Qaim Apna
Tumhara Aks Tha Dil Me Tumhary Naam Se pehly…

Jul 04 2011

Chand Aur Main Dono Ka Aik Sa MUQADDAR

Chand OR Main

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Dono ka Aik sa Muqaddar

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Wo Falak pe Tanha

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Mai Zameen pe Akeli

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Wo Roshni Maangay Suraj se

OR

Main WAPDA SE

Jul 02 2011

Date Poetry

Beth Kar Uski Zulfon K Saye Men

meri wafaon ko Josh aya.

Wah wah..

pHir..?

Us k Baap Ne Dekh Liya aur

Shaam Ko Hospital Men Hi Hosh Aaya..

Jul 07 2011

Hoor Aisi Hogi

Molvi Sahab Jumme k din HOOR ki tareef bayan kar rahe thay

k

Hoor aisi hogi

Hoor wesi hogi

 Jab zyada Josh aya to phir farmaya

 Bas ab ap logo se kya behes karun

 Ye jo apne muhalle mein BUTT SAHAB hain unki bachiyon ko hi dekh len…

Qasam se hoorein hain hoorein…!:-)

Jun 11 2011

Hoor Ki Tareef

Molvi Sahab Jumme k din HOOR ki tareef bayan kr rahe thay

K

Hoor aesi hogi

Hoor wesi hogi

Jb zyada Josh aya to

phir farmaya

Bas ab ap logo se kya behes krun

Ye jo apne muhalle mein BUTT SAHAB hain

unki bachiyon ko hi dekh len

Qasam se Hoorein hain Hoorein.

Some Related Terms:

  • bloemi lanbeac beut ghtil rtas lpsu rirorm
  • tareef shayari
  • tareef urdu sms
  • tareef shayari in hindi
May 14 2011

Urdu Or Hindi Buddha Jayanti/Purnima Text Bhajans

Buddha Jayanti/Purnima Bhajans In Urdu Or Hindi

O ye who tread the Narrow Way
By Tophet-flare to Judgment Day
Be gentle when the heathen pray
To Buddha at Kamakura!

To him the Way the Law apart
Whom Maya held beneath her heart
Anandas Lord the Bodhisat
The Buddha of Kamakura.

For though he neither burns nor sees
Nor hears ye thank your Deities
Ye have not sinned with such as these
His children at Kamakura.

Yet spare us still the Western joke
When joss-sticks turn to scented smoke
The little sins of little folk
That worship at Kamakura -

The grey-robed gay-sashed butterflies
That flit beneath the Masters eyes.
He is beyond the Mysteries
But loves them at Kamakura.

And whoso will from Pride released
Contemning neither creed nor priest
May feel the Soul of all the East
About him at Kamakura.

Yea every tale Ananda heard
Of birth as fish or beast or bird
While yet in lives the Master stirred
The warm wind brings Kamakura.

Till drowsy eyelids seem to see
A-flower neath her golden htee
The Shwe-Dagon flare easterly
From Burmah to Kamakura

And down the loaded air there comes
The thunder of Thibetan drums
And droned – Om mane padme hums -
A worlds-width from Kamakura.

Yet Brahmans rule Benares still
Buddh-Gayas ruins pit the hill
And beef-fed zealots threaten ill
To Buddha and Kamakura.

A tourist-show a legend told
A rusting bulk of bronze and gold
So much and scarce so much ye hold
The meaning of Kamakura?

But when the morning prayer is prayed
Think ere ye pass to strife and trade
Is God in human image made
No nearer than Kamakura?

Some Related Terms:

  • bhajan shayari hindi
Apr 01 2011

Birthday Cake

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Happy Birthday

Ye lo Meri Taraf Se Birthday Cake

Ab ye mat kehna k hum kanjos hain.

Some Related Terms:

  • cake sms
  • birthday cake sms in hindi
  • birthday cake sms
  • birthday sms with cake
  • sms cake
  • birthday cake text message
  • cake sms text
  • happy birthday cake sms
  • birthday cake sms text
  • birthday cake sms hindi
Oct 20 2011

At Least I Know

And I’m proud to be a Indian
where at least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died
who gave that right to me.

—-Speech—-

First of all……A very Happy Independence Day. Its the 60th year of Indian Independence Celebration day. I just wanted to scribble here some of the defining moments mainly that happens on Independence Day. These defining moments are not those that are getting campaigned by CNN-IBC news Channel.

When we were in schools we use to get things ready for celebration before 2-3 days of Independence Day .Having white ribbons ready for both the wrists getting washed the white canvas shoes asking mom to wash our white clothes to make it white. Names of those students are listed before itself who are going to give speech on the intended occasion. This will always be a real fun… students will be in full josh giving their names for speech but what to do after that? Ask our elders to prepare some speech content either on Subhash Chandra Bose Mahatma Gandhi or any famous freedom fighters. Then start gutting it all the time whole the day. Querying the teacher whether we can carry the chit and read it there? or we have to deliver the speech instantly? The preparation phase of the speech makes any other activities at home completely joyless.

Some Related Terms:

  • actress ki chut photos
Jul 12 2011

Koi Raat Mere Aashna Mujhe Youn Bhi Tou Naseeb Ho

Koi Raat Mere Aashna

Mujhe Youn Bhi Tou Naseeb Ho

Na Khyal Ho Libas Ka

Wo Itna Mere Qareeb Ho

Badan Ki Garam Aanch Se

Meri Aarzu Ko Aag Dy

Mera Josh Bhi Behak Uthy

Mera Haal Bhi Ajeeb Ho

Teri Chashni Wajood Ka

Main Sara Rass Nichor Loon

Phir Tu He Mera Marz Ho

Phir Tu He Mera Tabeeb Ho.

Jul 03 2011

Ek Aarzoo Hai Puri Parwardigar Kare

WASI SHAH

Ek aarzoo hai puri parwardigar kare

Men dair se jaon wo mra intzar kre.

Apne hathon se sanwarun zlfein uski

Wo shrma kr mhabat ka iqrar kre.

Lipat jay mjhse aalm-e-madhoshi men

Or josh-o-janun men mhabat ka izhar kre.

Ho shab-e-wisal aesi ya RAB!

K bheegi zulfon se mujhe bedaar kre.

Jab use chor k jana chahun Wasi

Wo roke or ik raat ka israr kre

Qasam khuda ki main kisi or ka ho nhi sakta

Ye wada-e-wafa wo bar bar kre.

 

Jul 16 2011

Ek Larki Apne Boyfrnd K Sath Ghoom Rhi Thi K

Ek Larki Apne Boyfrnd k sath Ghoom rhi thi k

achank larki ka Husband A gya Or Boy frand ko Marne lga

Larki

Maar Gadhe ko

Apni Biwi ko to Ghumata nhi

Dusron ki Biwi Ghumane le ata hy

Itne me Boy ko Josh aya or Wo Husband ko Marne lga

Larki

Maar Sale ko

na Khud Ghumata hy

na ksi or ko Ghmane dta h.

Some Related Terms:

  • bhai bhan ka six urdu satori
  • bhatije se chudai
Sep 23 2011

Jab BISMILLAH Nazil Hui To

Jab
“BISMILLAH” nazil Hui To Badal Mashriq ki Simt Doray
Hawaen Sakin Hogaen
Samandar Josh Me AGaya
Shetano ko Asmano Se Pathar Mare Gae
Or
ALLAH PAK Ne Farmaya:
“Muje Meri
Izzat-0-Jalal ki Qasam!
Jis Cheez Pe “BISMILLAH” Parhi Gai Mai us Me Barkat Donga.
Subha. Bakhair. Have a nice day. With lot of prayars.

Some Related Terms:

  • M wapsms in
  • Wapsms in
  • Barka de sallah text message
  • sms for sallah
  • M wap sms
  • wap islamic sms
  • m wap sms in
Feb 17 2012

One Line Weekend Quotes Text Messages

There aren’t enough days in the weekend. -Rod Schmidt-

 

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.  -Joseph Addison-

 

Life is a wretched gray Saturday but it has to be lived through. -Anthony Burgess-

 

Always strive to excel but only on weekends. -Richard Rorty-

 

I hate weekends because there is no stock market. -Rene Rivkin-

 

Joan organizes our social life and on weekends I follow her around. -Robert Parker-

 

A weekend wasted isnt a wasted weekend. -Author Unknown-

 

I don’t know why peoples wait for the weekend to have fun I think we need to enjoy every day as weekend…..-Unknown Author-

Aug 21 2011

Lipat Kr Mehbub Ki Banhon Men

Lipat kr mehbub ki banhon men aisa josh aya

Wah wah

Phir…?

Abbay ne wekh lya te

Civil hospital vich hosh aya…

/(.)
) )>
_/ \_

oh shitt….

Aug 17 2011

Hospital Sms

lipat k mehboob ke bahou m aysa josh aya

wah khan g

phr abu ny dakha aur ayub medical complex m hosh aya

ohy ami mar gya aba be ek jaga ni banda mar dala hy myre janooo bachao..

Gahr¥ $umañdar

Hamé$ha khamø$h

Høt¥ haìñ

Some Related Terms:

  • hospital me chudai
  • hot kahani
  • doctor ne nurse Ko choda
Aug 10 2011

Khawateen Sms

KHAWATEEN k huquq per film chal rahi thi

Ek KHATOON ne josh me nara lagaya:aaj ki aurat kiya nahi kar sakti?

Peechay se awaz i

Chup nahi kr sakti

Some Related Terms:

  • khawateen meaning
Aug 09 2011

Punjabi Love Letter

Punjabi Love letter

wey Shedeya

hun apny dil te watta rakh k meno pul ja hun ma Booty di Mang aan.

Wey hun tera mera weyah nae o ho skda

wey meriyan photwan nu chaprh wich Sut aa

Jerhi chaadar to mennu ditti c o asi apny Leyley nu ban lei ay..

wey anya jerhi jutti ma tenu darbaar tou chuk k ditti C.O menu waps kr ja o hun ma bootey nu deni a.

Fakat

Teri Na hon aali

Peeno machan

Al mashore

wade tandoor wali

Some Related Terms:

  • 18 letter word marwari
  • _a_a_k_a_r_r_c_u_
  • u eat me regularly
  • funny love letter to girlfriend in hindi
  • bengali love letter girlfriend
  • 18 letter word u eat me regularly
  • 18 letter marwadi word
  • 18 letter marwari word
  • 18 letter word which marwari eats puzzle
  • punjabi love sms
Aug 11 2011

Politics Sms

Pakistan ke 55% jahal awam k faisaly se bani PPP Govt. Hr sal 50 arab rupay Be-nazir income support pr kharch kr rahi hy

Logon ko mahana 1000 bheek de kr aglay election k vote akhtay kr rahi hy

agar ye raqm har mah WAPDA ko de jay tu Pakistan me loadsheding or be-rozgari khatm ho sakti hy

Hamesha ki tarah is msg ko apny inbox me rakh kr murda qoum hony ka saboot dain.

Aug 10 2011

Azadi Mubarak Sms Messages

Azadi Mubarak Sms Messages

KHUSHION KA MULK PAKISTAN
1. Light aane ki khushi
2. Bazar mai shopping ke bad zinda ghar wapis aane ki khushi
3. Bus mai seat milne ki khushi
4. Taweel arse ke bad Double sawari khulne ki khushi
5. Namaz parhne ke bad Khud-Kash hamle se bachney ki khushi
6. Bus se utarne k bad apne Mobile ko apne jaib mai dekhne ki khushi
7. Masjiid C nikalte waqt chappal mil jane ki khushi

KHUSHION BHARA PAKISTAN

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ghulami mai na kaam aati hain
shamsheerain na tadbeerain

jo ho zouq-e-yaqeen paida
tu kat jati hain zanjeerain

happy Azadi day

Some Related Terms:

  • shayari on azadi
  • azadi quotes
  • azadi sms hindi
  • azadi quotes in hindi
Aug 12 2011

Politics Messages

Ek chor ne murghi pakri

jab ghar aya to dekha

Na Gas

Na Aata

Na Bijli

Na Oil

Aadmi wapas murghi ko gali me chor aya

murghi bhagty hoy zor se chilai

Jeay BHUTTO.

Sep 19 2011

Muje Tmhari Shakal Yad Nhi

“BADLA”
.
1 Foji Ki
Girl Frind Ne Use Khat Likha
Meri Life Me Naya Larka aa gia hai
.
“Tum se Acha He
Me Uski Dulhan Bano Gi
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Meri Pictur Wapis Bijhwa Do”
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Foji Ne Apne Sare Sathion Ki Girl Frnds Ki 30 Picturs Jama Ki
Beech Me Uski Pictur Rakh K Khat Likha
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‘Lo In Me Se Nikal Lo
Muje Tmhari Shakal yad nhi:

Sep 19 2011

Larkion K TOP 10 JHOOT

Larkiu k TOP 10 JHOOT:
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1. I miss u.
2. Mujhe jhoot se sakht nafrat hay.
3. Maney aj tak kisi se itni lambi baat nahi ki.
4. cousin ki call thi.
5. abhi phone na karo bhai gher pe hai.
6. Hum shadi k baad ap k ami abu k sath he rahengey
7. mere pass aik he sim hai
8. Battery low thi is liye bund tha fon
9. 20 rupey share kar do kal wapis ker dungi
10. Qasam se tumharey ilawa mera koi male frnd nahi hay
Send to all innocent boys.

Jul 29 2011

Light Sms Jokes

Ye Khamoshi

Ye Tareek Raatain

Ye Dobte Hoye Arman

Ye Jaltay diay

Ye bheegay Hoey jism

Ye Bujhti Shammain

Ye Kuch Or Nahi

Sirf

WAPDA Ki Bagherti Hy :(

Some Related Terms:

  • katun sms
  • hasmukh sms hindi 140 character
Aug 20 2011

Pakistani Students

Ek student ko apni classfellow se payar ho gya.

Larkay ne usay perpose kiya

Lekin larki ne inkar kardia or teacher ko uski complain kardi.

Teacher ne kafi danta or 1 week k liye class se nikal diya.

Jb lrka 1 week bad wapis clas ma gya to lrki ko usse love ho gya.

Lrki ne uski kitab pe likha

i m sory

&

i love u 2.

Lrkay ne koi response na dia.

Isi trah 2 saal guzar gye..

Moral:

Pakistani studnt kbi kitab kholty hi nhi…

(!) Inocent killer

Some Related Terms:

  • maa ko blackmail kiya
Jul 15 2011

2 Mohabbat Karne Walo Nay Khudkushi Ka Irada Kya

2 Mohbat karne walon ny Khudkushi ka Irada kia

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10 Manzila Building sy

Pahly Boy ny

Jump lagai

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Girl ny apni

Ankhain band kar leen

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Or

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Yeh kehty huay wapis jane lagi

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k

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Mohbat Andhi

Hoti hy

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Boy ny Hawa may yeh sun kar apna Perashoot khol dia

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Or

kaha

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Piyar Kabhi Marta Nahi….

Some Related Terms:

  • Ladki ko vash me karne ka totka
Jul 15 2011

Ek Din Chirya Ne Kaha K Muje

Ek din chirya ne kaha k muje

chor kr kbi tum ur to nhi jaoga?

Chira bola ur jaunga to tum pakr lena

chiriya boli

men tumhe

pakr sakti hun pr pa nhi skti

Chira ki ankhon men aansu

agaye aur usne apne pankh tor diye

bola ab hum hmesha sath rhenge

Phr ek din tufaan aane wala tha

to sb chiryan urne lgi!

Tbhi chira ne chirya ko kaha tum ur jao

men nhi ur skti. Chirya boli

apna khyal rkhna or ur gayi.

Jb tufaan thama to chirya wapis us darakht pr ayi to

dekha k chira mar chuka tha aur ek dali pr likha tha

kash ek bar to khete k men tumhe nhi chor skti to shayad men toofan ane se pehle nhi marta

Some Related Terms:

  • gupshup sms hindi 140
Jul 14 2011

Aik Din Hamen B Nahi Choregi Us K Bad Log Aainge

MOUT

Aik din hamen b nahi choregi us k bad log aainge

hamari

NAMAZE-JANAZA hogi

Aur phir DAFAN

kar k sab wapis

Chalen jaen ge

Ab Qayamat tak k liye ham honge aur ye QABAR

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Qabar ki roshni sirf hai NAMAZ

Lihaza Namaz pharo or 2sro ko b namaz ki takid karo

plz ye msg sb friends ko send karo.

Nov 04 2011

Eid Ul Adha 2011 SMS

Eid ul azha SMS Messages Hindi
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Ye Lo
Bakra
Eid tk isy khlana
Plana
Roz shm ko sar krwna pr Eid pe wapis kr dena
Maine b Qurbani krni hy

Jul 15 2011

Meri MOUT Meri Mayat Pr Kafan Na Dalo

(Meri MOUT)

Meri Mayat pr Kafan na dalo

Muje aadat hai Muskurane ki

Mere Janaze ko na le jao

Umeed hai mere dost k ane ki

Dair hojaye to ussy kuch na kehna

Usay aadat hai mujhe Satane ki

Agr ho Naraz to Ay dosto!

Koshish krna usay Manane ki

Jab dekh kr chala jaye meri Mayat

Phir tayari krna mujhe jaldi Dafnane ki

q k

agr woh palat aya or muje dekh kr ro para

to meri sansaen wapis na aa jaye

q k

meri adat hy usy chup karane ki.

Some Related Terms:

  • 2 line sad shayari
  • maut shayari in hindi 140 character
  • kafan sms
  • maut kafan sms in hindi
  • kafan sms in hindi
  • maut shayari
  • aunty ki chudai story
Jul 24 2011

Pathan Ne Galti Se Kisi Ko 100 Ka Balance

Pthan ne galti se ksi ko 100 ka balance bej dia.

Phr call ki

O yara hmara 100 rupy wapis kro

Admi: hmare pas to 80 aya hai

Pthan: ruko hum 20 or bhajti hai..

Aug 02 2011

Father Sms

I love father i miss father aaj father day pori duniya ko muharak main ek resqvest ker chahta hon ke jin ka be father.ho humieshah kush rahke har dehk sok in ke kam hain paise ke liya father nein choren but paise jae to wapsi aah sakta hai lehken father jae to waspi nain ha sakte thanks jo be is sms nekal sub ko send ker do bare merbani is ki malik her kabol kare gai aamen.main tewish hero mal pohoo mal telowari family se thana ahmed khan.ok
By: tewish

Jul 22 2011

A Boy And A Girl Of Nursery Class

A boy n a grl of nursery class kissing each othr.

Sudnly teachr came.

Whats happng?

Mish ishne meli vasline laga li thi.

Wapish le laha tha…..

Jul 29 2011

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ne Usy Khat Likha

BADLA

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ne Usy Khat Likha

Meri Life Ma Nya Lrka aa gya ha

Tm sy Acha Hy Men Uski Dulhan Banu Gi Meri Pictr Waps Bjhwa Do

PaPu Ny Apny Sary frnds Ki GirlFrnds Ki 30 Pictrs Jama Ki

Un me Uski Pictr Rkh K Khat Likha

Lo In Me Sy Nikal Lo

Muje Tumhri Shakl yad nai:

jee oye pappu! ;-)

Nov 04 2011

Bakra Eid SMS 2011

Bakra eid sms 2011

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! !

Ye lo Bakra

Eid tk isy khilana pilana roz sham k

Sair krwna or Eid pe wapas kr daina

Maine Qurbani b karni hy……..

Nov 04 2011

Bakra Eid Wishes In Urdu English & Hindi

Bakra Eid Wishes In Urdu

Woh janwaron ki khushbu
Woh gobar ki badbu
Woh sardi main mandi jana
Aur janwaron ke sath latak kar wapas aana
Woh pinduon ke nakhray
Aur hamara satana
Dil pasand ke bachhray
Lasani ki bachhriyan
Mubarak ho aapko EID ki khushiyan

Bakra Eid Wishes In English

When ALLAH Takes Away Something from your Hands
Don’t Think ALLAH is Punishing you ..
ALLAH iz just Leaving you Empty Handed to Receive Something Better”
Have A soooper doooper EiD

Bakra Eid Wishes In Hindi

Yun AIENO se kab tak dil behlao ge

Jab koi nahi ho ga to khud ko TANHA pao ge

Choti EID to chalo guzar gayi lakin

Wada karo BARI EID pay zaro0r nahao gAy!

Oct 22 2011

1 Pathan Hajj Pe Geya Aur

1 Pathan Hajj pe geya aur ro ro k dua mangny laga.
“Ya Allah! Mere sarey gunah muaf kar de
Ya phir!
!
!
Mere 2 lakh jo Hajj pe lagy hyn wapis kr dy.

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Oct 22 2011

Panjabi Hajj Karne Geya

Panjabi hajj karne geya
Waps aya to dost ne pucha
Wahan shetan ko Pathar maare
Punjabi
Rush wich Pathar Maran da te moqa nai milya
par
Gaalaan changian kadd k ayaan.

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Jul 14 2011

A Love Story Sms

A love Story

NAILAB.A ki stdent thi

wo apny frndSHAHZADse roz bat krti thi

faheem U.S.A.chla gya

Pechy Hina mr gai

Hina ki wsiyat k mtabik uska mobile b usk 7 kbar me rkh dya

Jb faheem waps aya to Hina ki mot ka sun kr heran howa

Q k Hina roz phn pr us se bat krti thi

us ne ye molvi ko btaya

Phr wo sb qabrstan gye

Wha ja kr faheem ne Hina ko cal ki to Hina ne bt ki

Sb log dr gy

phr molvi ne kaha k is se ye sabit huwa k

Ufone

k signal hr jga ate hain…!

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Nov 05 2011

Ashrah-e-zil-hajj Ki Sunnaty

ashrah-e-zil-hajj ki sunnaty
1. zil haj shuro hone se pehly apny nakhun or bal kaat ly phir dus din mat katen.
2. kurbani ki neeyat karen
3. in das dino mai kasrat se ebadad tasbihat or takbirat ka ahtamam karen
4. nafl or qaza rozy rakhen
5. yomy arfa ka roza rakhen
6. eid ki namaz k lea begair kuch khae jae or wapas akar qurbani ka gosht khana ya jo muyasir ho
7. dus dino mai kasrat se takbirat parhy
8. pray 4 all muslims.
jazak allah’

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Feb 26 2012

Pathan Ne Pathan Ko Loota

Pathan ne 1 Bacha agwa kia

Or taawaan k lye sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya:

10 Laakh kal subah pul ke neche pohnchado?

Or bache ko ghar wapis lejao
Dusre din wo pul k neche gaya to usy pese milgye

Or sath sticker pe likha tha:

Khuda Qasam

Pese ka gham nai

Gham is baat ka hy k

Pathan ne Pathan ko loota

Feb 14 2012

Ye Dil Hy Ab Sunsaan Bohat

Kuch Umer Ki PehLi ManziL Thi
Kuch Rastay Thay Anjaan Bohat

Kuch Hum Bhi PagaL Thay Lekin
Kuch Wo Bhi Thay Naadan Bohat

Kuch Us ne Bhi Na Samjhaya
Ye Payar Nahi Aasaan Bohat

Aakhir Hum ne Bhi KhaiL Liya
Jis KhaiL Mein Thy Nuqsaan Bohat

Jab bikhar gaye tab ye jaana
Aaty hainn yahan toofan Bohat

Ab koi nahi jo apna ho milny ko to hain insaan Bohat
Aye  “kaash” wo wapas aa jaye Ye dil hy ab sunsaan Bohat

Feb 15 2012

Shadi Main Khana Khany K 2 Rules

Shadi main Khana khany k 2 rules.

Rule 1: Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar nahi milega.

Rule 2: Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila he nahi. Hahaha
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Phir wapsi mein Tauba kerlena k
Aenda Khana nahi kahogey :D

Oct 22 2011

Altaf Bhai Ka Photo

1 kisan ne apny khait me putla lagany k bjay
Altaf Bhai ka photo lga dia
phir?
kawway pichly sal jo ANAJ le gaye thy
wo b wapis ley aye.

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Nov 10 2011

NAIKI SMS

%NAIKI%
Ek maa bachy ko gaod men liye ro rahi thi
wahan se ek khush posh Admi guzra or roney ki waja puchi
tu urat ne kaha janab mera bacha beemar hy or dawa k liye pese nahi
.
Admi ne 1000 ka note dia or kaha jao dawa lao or baqi paise mujh la k do?
Orat gai or thori dair baad dawa la k baqi 800 rupay
apne mohsin ko wapas diye tu wo bola shabash
hum sab ko naiki karni chahiye doctor ko fees mil gai
tumhe dawa mil gai or mera Jaali note chal gaya.

Oct 20 2011

Apke Liye

Wife: Me America ja rahi hoon apke liye kya lau
Husband: Aik American Ladki
Wife Wapas Aye
Husband: mera gift!
Wife: 9 mahine intizaar karo

Nov 04 2011

Ascii Bakra Eid SMS Messages

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Ye Lo
Bakra
Eid tak isay khilana
Pilana
Roz sham ko sair krwna pr Eid pe wapis kr dena
Maine b Qurbani krni hy

Oct 17 2011

Kameeny Rooth Jaein

WAPDA
Walon Se Hamein
Itni Mahabbat Hai
>>..Faraz..<<
Kameeny  Rooth  Jaein
To Humein Neend Nahi aati.

Oct 20 2011

Yom E Azadi Mubarak

Aik Angrez (ENglishMaN) “PAKISTAN” Aaya
Aur Yahan Kuch Arsa Rehny K Bad “MUSALMAN” Ho Kar Wapis Chala Gia.
Wahan K Logoon Ny Un Sy Pocha
K Aisi Kia Baat Ap Ny “PAKISTAN” My Dekhi
K Ap “MUSALMAN” Ho Gaye
To Us Ny Kaha K Mai Ny Dekha K “PAKISTAN” My Curruption
Rishwat Chori Dhaky Haram Aur Pata Nahi Kia Kia Nahi Hota Phir B “PAKISTAN” Qaaim Hai.
Es Sy Mujhy Pata Chala K “ALLAH” Ki Zat Maojood Hai.
JeeVy JeeVy Pakistan.
Yom_e_Azadi Mubarak.

Oct 20 2011

Loadshading Ke Azaab Main Mubtla Hay

Ya ALLAH Awam 10/10 hours Loadshading ke azaab main mubtla hay.
AYE ALLAH WAPDA ko LOADSHADING KA ORDER DENAY WALON Ko sirf 3 minute ke liye 11000 wali active line se lohay ki zangeer se baandh kar aazadi de day takay WO apnay routine works bhi kar sakain. Aamin.

Oct 22 2011

Sheikh Girl To 2nd Girl

Sheikh girl:
yaar Aaj papa ne mujhe apne lover k sath bike pe dekh liya
2nd girl:
phir kya hua?
girl:
phir kya papa ne bus ka kraya wapas mang liya.

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