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Oct 20 2011

Ghari Aur Biwi Main Kia Farq Hai

Ghari aur biwi main kia farq hai?
ek bigarti hai to band hojati hai aur doosri bigarti hai to chaaloo hojati hai.”

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Aug 01 2011

Woh Nahi Mera Magar Usse Mohabbat Hai

Woh Nahi Mera Magar Us Se Muhabat HaiTo Hai.

Yeh Agar Rasmon Riwajhon Se Baghawat Hai To Hai..

Sach Ko Mai Ne Sach Kaha Jab Keh Diya To Keh Diya.

Ab Zamanay Ki Nazar Me Yeh Himaqat Hai To Hai.

Dost Bn Kar Dushmano Ki Tarah Woh Satata Hai Mujhe.

Phir Bhi Us Pathar Dil Pay Marna Apni Fitrat HaiTo Hai.

Kab Kaha Mai Ne K Woh Mil Jaye Mujh Ko.

Us Ki Baahon Me Dam Nikle Itni Hasrat HaiTo Hai.

Apr 01 2011

Larki Pehli Daffa Karwate Huye Pain Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah
se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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Apr 02 2011

Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai

Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai

Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara

Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin

Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara

main bhool jaoon usay kaisi bat krty ho FARAZ

kabi din nay bi aaghaz kia hay soOraj kay bhghair

Humraat k Sitarayhain

Tanhaiyonk maray hain

Tumhum ko Thokrado Beshak

magar

Humphir bhi dosttumhare hain

Apr 08 2011

Wo Kon Si Jagah Hai

General Knowledge..
1) Wo kon si jagah hai jahan suraj ki kiran sirf 1 bar parri ab Qayamat tak nahi parregi.?
Ans: darya-e-neel ka centre..
2) Wo kya hai jo piya jata hai khaya nahi.?
Ans:ghussaa.

3) Wo kon hai jis ne jhoot bola or jannat men jayega.?
Ans:firon ki biwi aasia.
4) Wo kon hai jis ne sach bola or jahannum men jayega.?
Ans:chipkali (lizard).
5) Insan k jism men Rooh k rahnay ki jagah kahan hai.?
Ans: shehrag.
plz share it wid ur frndz..

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Jul 11 2011

Zubeda Appa Arz Karta Hai

Zubeda appa arz karta hai

Mere dil k bavarchi khanay ma teri yad ka cholha jalta hai..

…Wah Wah…

kia Sher hai.

Zra ghor kren.

Mere Dil k bavarchi khany me teri yad ka cholha jalta hai

Tere ishq k pakoray pakty hain jis ma SHAN masala dalta hai..

    (.)/
Oye Hoye
<) (
lo0t lia
_| \_

   AAPA:-

Zubeda appa arz karta hai

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Apr 02 2011

Barri Udaas Raat Hai

UDAAS RAAT

Badan thakan se choor hai

Par neend hum se door hai

Tera khayal sath hai

Barri udaas Raat hai..
Hawa-e-Gham ka zor hai

Samandron ka shor hai

Judaiyun ki baat hai

Barri udaas Raat hai..
Har nazar sharab hai

Tere milne ka khwab hai

Ye kon sa azaab hai

Barri udaas Raat hai..
Gaye dino ki yaad hai

Thaka Thaka sa Chand hai

Dukhi Dukhi si baat hai

Barri udaas Raat hai…

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Apr 08 2011

Milne Ki Khushi Hai Ya Bichadne Ka Gam

Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gam
Aankho me Aansu hai ya udas hai man
kaise kahe kaise hai (Hum)
bas itna samajh lo ki (Tum) bin Akele hai Hum .

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Oct 20 2011

Khafa Ho Hum Say Ya Koi Ghum Hai

Khafa Ho Hum Say Ya Koi Ghum Hai

Number Humara Kho Gaya Hai Ya Balance Kam Hai

Bhejo MSG Agar Dam Hai

Harpal Yaad Ker K Msg Kerney Waley kia Sirf Ak Hum Hai.

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Aug 13 2011

Kisi Ne Pucha Dosti Kya Hai

Kisi ne muj se pucha:

Dosti kia hy?

Maine kaha!

*1 nemat*

*1 dua*

*1 izat*

*1 Hifazat*

*1 rishta*

*1 bharosa*

*1 taqat*

*1 ehsas*

*1 mithas*

*1 haqiqat*

*1 mohabat*

*1 wafa*

*1 pasand*

*1 chahat*

*1 sahara*

*1 kinara*

*1 sahil*

*1 kashti*

Raaz b hai parda b

Dhoop b hai

chaoun b

Phool b hai khushbu b

Hasrat b hai

umeed b

ALLAH hr kisi ko ache dost atta krey.

Jese k *ME*

Kisi ne pucha Dosti kya hai

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Aug 28 2011

‚ Happy Eid Shayari">Eid Mubarak Shayari Happy Eid Shayari

Eid Mubarak Shayari Happy Eid Shayari

Eid Hai Ajj Aur Tum Pass Nahi Hu
Sab Kuch Hai Pass Par Tum Pass Nahi Hu
Mana Tu li Hai Eid Hum Ne Yahan Pe
Na Aaya Woh Maza Jo Tum Pass Nahi Hu.

++++

Gul ne Gulshan se gulfaam bheja hai
Sitaaron ne aasmaan se Salaam bheja hai
Mubarak ho apko . . . . . . . EID ka paigaam
Humne aapko Dil se paigaam bheja hai.

++++

TUM AO TO HUM B EID KARAIN….
Hasrat hai tumhari deed karain
tum ao hum b eid karain..

khch dair to man ko chain mile
khcuh roz to man k phool khilain…

kehte hian eid ki amad hai
ab log khch takeed karain

TUM AO TO HUM B EID KARAIN….

tum se ye aik guzarish hai
ye apne dil ki khahish hai…

aik bar milo aik bar milo
her bar yehi takeed karain…

TUM AO TO HUM B EID KARAIN….

mana k hum dewane hain
sub bato se anjane hain

jub apne hi begane hain
kia gero se umeed karain

TUM AO TO HUM B EID KARAIN….

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Mar 29 2012

Wo Aik Shakhs K Jis Ko Ghazal Bhi Kehtey Hain

Charagh lay k terey shehar sey guzarna hai
Ye tajarba bhi humain aik baar kerna hai

Main woh pahar hun jo cut raha hun pani sey
Ye dil nahi hai merey aansuoun ka jharna hai

Merey aziz main utri nadi main kia utroon
Mujhay charhay huye derya ko paar kerna hai

Bohat jadeed hun lekin yeh mera wirsa hai
Usi qadeem gali sey mujhay guzarna hai

Tumhain khabar nahi suraj bhi aks hai mera
Tamam din ka mujhay intizam kerna hai

Wo aik shakhs k jis ko ghazal bhi kehtey hain
Usi k naam sey jeena usi sey merna hai

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Feb 11 2012

’s Day Kya Hai">Valentines Day Kya Hai

Valentines Day Kya Hai?

1.Yahoodi jis ka naam valentince tha usneh shadi
se pehle ladhka aur ladhki ke beech zinah jaiz
kardiya tha
2.Is baath par U.K ki govt. Ne useh 14 feb ku phansi
ki sazah dedi.
3.us din U.K ki youth ne us ki yaad me haar saal
celebrate karna shuru kiya..

*AFSOOS SAD AFSOOS*

Aaj musalman b is din ka ehtehmaam karteh hai
aap pyareh rasool (S.A.W.W) ka farmaan hai
jo jis qaaum ki naqal karehga wo uni me se hoga
pls zarah socheh is sharmnaak din ki islaam me
kya hehsiyaath hai
pls stop celebrating this gunah

Jun 23 2011

Filmi Style Love Letter

When i am your : KareebThere is only : KhamoshiI want to speak : Dil sethat’s my kind of : Ishqi want this to be : Guptas i always have : Darrthat i will loose you : Sajaniand that would be great : Sadmai am your : Mr.aashiquebut sometimes bit : Deewanatell me : Hum aapke hain kaunas i feel : Kuch kuch hota haiin this : Duniya dilwalon kii told you : Maine pyar kiyaMaybe : Dil to pagal haibecause : Jab pyar kisise hota haithe whole world appears as : Dushmanbut anyway : Pyar to hona hi thabut u must know: Pyaar koi khail nahibut if uwant to become : Dulhan dilwale kithen u must respond To this : PukaarAnd don’t mind because this is my: Stylei hope your answer is : Yes bossAnd if u say no then i know life is: Kabhi khushi kabhi ghami don’t know what will b my: Anjaam

(Mehbooba Ka Reply)

Thank you for your love letter. However I feel “Hud Ker De Aapne” for “Hum Aapke Hai Kaun“? “Dil Chahta Hai” I should tell you I think you are a “Jaanwar” I have to tell you I know your “Mohabatein” are false. Who gave you the right to think you are my “Sajaan” and I am your ” Chandini“. How dare you look at me you “Coolie No1“! If you were here in front of me Id hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these “Yaadein“. You said “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai” every time you think of me. But I know you feel “Haseena Maan Jayegee” to every girl you see. “Ram Jaane” what I will do to you if I catch you. If you have any “Khauf” you will feel “Durr” from me. You are a “Kunwara” leading a “Rangeela” lifestyle with friends saying “Chal Merey Bhai“. Spending all your nights on the “Sarak“. I am sure the “Sholay” in your heart you say burn for me. Is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking! Describing yourself as “Baadshah and “Himmutvar you sound like a “Jungli” to me. You say you want to make me your “Biwi No1” however I say you lack “Insaniyaat“! I can not believe you think I will turn to you and say “Kaho Na Pyar Hai“! Id much rather kiss a “Bichoo” than go near you! Any of “Amer Akbar Anthony” would be better suited to me than you. “Dil Wale Dulanyah Ley Jayengey” you said but I say your “Dil to Pagal Hai“! Dont  you realise that “Andaz Apnna Appna” and that their cant be no “Rishta” between us. We are like a “Mohra” in the game of life. And it is always “Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham“. The open “Fiza” with its changing weather is testament to that. So please leave it as “Akeelay Hum Akkeelay Tum“. Besides I am already engaged to a guy with “Roti Kapra Aur Makaan“. And he is no “Khal Nayak” like you. He is my real “Hero“. My real “Jivan Saathi“. And with him I really know “Yeah Raaste Hai Payar Ka“. And there can be no space in my “Zindagi” for anyone but him. You will only end up causing an “Aflatoon because he is a “Major Sahib” in the Army working on the “Border” and he will kill you if he finds out.
So save yourself from becoming the foundations of a “Deewar” and leave me alone.

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Aug 13 2011

Tujhe Naaz Hai K Main Haseen Hoon

Tujhe Naaz hai k main Haseen hoon Mere Gulsitan ko Zawal kiya

Mujhe Fakhr hai k main Ishq hon Jo jala na don to Kamal kiya

Mujhe Zindgi ki Dua na de

Muje Zindgi ki Talab Nahi

Meri Mout ko jo Taal de is Zindgi ki Majal kia

Hamain Manzilon ki Khabar nahi

HamEn Rahguzar ki Talash hE

Is Rahguzar pr Nikal pary To Uroj kia or Zawal kia

Tere Pyar mEn Shikwe gily

Teri in Adaon pe Mar Chale

Jo Hayat thi Tujhe War di

Ab jawab kia or Sawal kia.

Aug 21 2011

Happy Eid Day Messages

2011 Happy Eid Day Messages In Urdu Hindi Or English

Happy Eid Day Messages In English

Lonesome without you
Each and every moments.
When I am alone
I close my eyes and think of you
and thoughts of your love warms Inside me and makes me smile.
miss you a lot.
Eid mubarak.

Happy Eid Day Messages In Hindi

Eid ek saal main 2 times hote hai na…
Saccha pyaar zindagi main ek bar hoti hai na…
Tumhara yaad har saso main hota hai na…
Eid main sab kushiya hoti hai na…
Thanks jano…tumhara saath meri lye bohot hai…
Aaj Eid hai wow maine soccha meri Eid EVERYDAY hota hai…
Tum jo meri dil main hon…
Dua hai meri Allah se tumko Life main sab kushiya hon…
Especially 4 u jano *EIDMUBARAK*

Happy Eid Day Messages In Urdu

Apne Kia Socha Paigam Nai Aayega..
Socha Yeh Dost Aapko Yunhi
Bhool Jayega.. Yeh To Adat Hai
Hamari Sataney Ki.. Warna iTna Piyara Dost
EiD Par Kon Bhulana Chahay ga…/

̵;EiD MubaraK̵;

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Jul 03 2011

Aaj Mausam Bra Hi Pyara Hai

Aaj Mausam bra hi pyara hai bSakrat…. apnepas
solakrdekho
Honton Se Hont Kabhi Mila Kar Dekho
Mujhko Apne Nazdeek Kabhi Bula Kar Dekho
Mene Suna Hai Lazzat-E-Lub Choomne Se Nasha chrhta Hai
Aao Phir Kisi Shab Mujhe
Ye Jaam Pila Kar Dekho
Kitni Muztarb Har Raat Guzar Jati Hai Tum Kia Jano!
Mawra..
kabhi Jismo Main Lagi Aag Honton Se Jala Kar Dekho
piyas Bujh Jayegi Arman Sabhi Honge Poore
Bus Aik Raat Apne Paas Sula Kar Dekho.

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Aug 26 2011

Hai Yaad Mulaqat Ki Woh Shaam Abhi Tak

Hai yaad mulaqat ki woh shaam abhi tak

Main tujh ko bhulaane mein hoon nakaam abhi tak

Aa tujh ko dikhaoon k tere baad sitam gar

Weeran parry hain yeh dar-o-baam abhi tak

Gar tark-e-taalluq ko hua ek zamana

Honton pe machalta hai tera naam abhi tak

Mehsoos yeh hota hai k woh ham se khafa hain

Kia tark-e-Muhabbat ka hai ilzaam abhi tak

Maykhaane mein bhoolay se chalay aaye thay Mohsin

Ahbaab ki nazron mein hain badnaam abhi tak.

Jun 13 2011

Aik Teri Chahat Hai Aur K MERI Chahat Hai

Allah Pak Farmata Hai K

!Aye Ibn Adam!

Aik Teri Chahat Hai Aur k Meri Chahat Hai

Hoga wohi jo MERI chahat hai

ager kar dia hawalay khud ko uskay jo MERI chahat hai

tu day doon ga tujay woh sab jo teri chahat hai

Aur ager ki mukhalfat tu nay jo MERI chahat hai

tu thaka doon ga main tujay uss main jo teri chahat hai

Phir hoga wohi jo MERI chahat hai…

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Jul 11 2011

Mujhay Batao K Zindgi Ka Asool Kia Hy

Guzarty Lamho..

Mujhay batao

k zindgi ka asool kia hy?

Tmam hathon main Aayeny hain

to kon kis sy chupa hua hai?

Agr Sdaa ka wajood kaano sy munsalik hy..

to kon khushbo main bolta hai?

Agr Samandur ki had hai Sahil

to kon aankhon main phailta hy?

tmam cheezain agr yahi hain

to kon cheezon sy mavraa hy?

kisy khabar hai

badalti rut ny

purany paton sy

kia kaha hy?

ye kon baadal sy ja k poochy

k itnay mausum kahan rha hy?

jo aj daikha hy

kal na hoga

koi bhi lmha

atal na hoga

Guzrty LamhoMujy btao

K ZNDGI KA ASOOL KIA HAI?

Jul 11 2011

Do Din Ki Zindagi Hai Kia Kro Gy

Do din ki zindagihai kia kro gy

ulaj kar

DOST

Raho to pholoonki manid

bikhro to khushbo bn

kar.

Oct 20 2011

Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!

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Jul 16 2011

Kia Rakha Hai Apni Zindagi K Iss Afsanay Main

Kia rakha hai apni zindagi k iss afsanay main

GHALIB

Kuch guzri yar bananay main kuch guzri yar manaanay main…

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Apr 08 2011

Fursat Main Jub Kabhi Wo Yaad Aata Hai

Fursat Main Jub Kabhi Wo Yaad Aata Hai
Dil Main Sirf Aik Hi Sawal Aata Hai
Yaad Kartay Hain Jisay Hum..!
Kia Usay Bhi Hamara Khayal Aata Hai

Apr 08 2011

Sardi Ka Zamana Hai

Sardi ka

Zamana hai :-)

“Musam bi

SOHANA hai ”

Ek piyara sa sms hy bhj do

“kiya blance 2010 tak chlana hai kia;-P

Jul 09 2011

Udas Raat

UDAS RAAT

Badan thakan se choor hai

Par neend hum se door hai

Tera khayal sath hai

Barri udaas Raat hai..

Hawa-e-Gham ka zor hai

Samandron ka shor hai

Judaiyun ki baat hai

Barri udaas Raat hai..

Har nazar sharab hai

Tere milne ka khwab hai

Ye kon sa azaab hai

Barri udaas Raat hai..

Gaaye dino ki yad hai

Thaka Thaka sa Chand hai

Dukhi Dukhi si baat hai

Barri udaas Raat hai.! The Best

Aug 11 2011

Usne Phir Mera Haal Poocha Hai

Ghazal

Usne phir mera haal poocha hai…?

Kitna mushkil sawaal poocha hay?

Hichkion ka ajeeb lehja tha?

Baat ko taal taal poocha hay?

Tum mujhay chor to naa jaoo gay?

Waastay daal daal poocha

hay?

aansouon ki zubaan main uss ne

Jitna poocha kamaal poocha hay?

Kia kabhi mill sakain gay hum donoon…?

Mujh say mera khyial poocha hay?

Dinn guzarta hay kiss tarha mera

Kesay guzray gaa saal poocha hai.

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Oct 20 2011

Hoga Kia Mera Anjam

SOCH RAHA HAI “HINDUSTAN”

Na koi dhanda na koi kam

Rishwat aam trafic jam

mohabbat kam nafrat aam

SOCH RAHA HAI HINDUSTAN

ameer kare araam

ghareeb ka kam tamaam

Loot raha hai hr namak haram

America ka bana ghulam

Saari dunia me bad naam

YE SOCH RAHA HAI HINDUSTAN

bomb har shehar mai aam

har chez per bare daam

35 hazaar sona giraam

na chen na araam na deen na ISLAAM

Hoga kia mera anjam

Ye soch raha hai “HINDUSTAN” ;-)

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Jul 07 2011

Tumhare Pen Mei Ink Nahi Hai

Boy: Tumhare pen mei ink nahi hai kia?

Girl: andhay ho kia?Chal to rha hai

Boy: Acha to phr apna number likh k dikhao.

Jul 17 2011

Sms Ek Masti Hai Yeh Call Se Ziyada Sasti Hai

SMS Ek

Masti hai

Yeh Call se

Ziyada Sasti hai

Neend ko

Bhagati hai

Dil ko

Behlati hai

Dimagh ko

Pakati hai

Or Aap ko Hamari

Yaad Dilati hai.

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Apr 02 2011

DOSTI KIA HAI

DOSTI
-Kaho to do lafz
-Mano to bandgi
-Socho to gehra sagar
-Dubo to zindagi
-Karo to aasan
-Nibhao to muskil
-Bikhre to sara zamana
-Simte to Sirf Aap.

Apr 02 2011

Sawan Ma Barsat Zarore Hai

Sawan Ma Barsat Zarore Hai

Mare Zindagi Ma App Zarore Hai

Tufaa Ma Kinara Zarore Hai

Humay App Ko Apnana Zarore Hai

Dobtay Ko Kinara Zarore Hai

App Ka Hum Sa Mil Jana Zarore Hai

Aaghaz Hai To Anjam Zarore Hai

Mera Kismet Ma App Ka Aana Zarore Hai

Taqdeer Ka Faisla Kya Ho! Magar

App Sa Bichar Kar Hamara Mar Jana Zarore Hai…!

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Apr 08 2011

Bekabu Hai Dil Phir Bhi Ji Rahe Hai

Bekabu Hai Dil Phir Bhi Ji Rahe Hai
Khali Hai Botal Phir Bhi Pee Rahe Hai
Majburi To Dekho Is Dilki
Reply Nahi Milta Phir Bhi SMs Kar Rahe Hai…

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Apr 03 2011

Shaadi K Baad Biwi Bathroom Se Boli

Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling yeh bottle main kia hai white colour ka?
Husband: JaaneMAnn yeh woh bachey hain JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.

Jul 11 2011

’ala Farmate Hein">Allah Taala Farmate Hein

Allah Taala
Farmate hein…

Aiy Bande jo
Hua…

Woh acha…
Hua…

Jo ho raha
Hai…

Acha ho raha
Hai…

Jo hoga woh bhi
Acha hoga…

Tera kia gya jo
Tu rota hai…

Tu kia laya tha jo
Tu ne kho diya…

Jo liya yahein se
Liya…

Jo diya yahein par
Diya…

Jo aaj tera hai
Pehle kisi aur ka
Tha…

Aur kal kisi aur
Ka hoga…

Tabdeeli Kainat
Ka Mamool hai

Bas tu wo jama kar Jo tu sath le jany wala hai Yani Nek amal.
(Subhan ALLAH)

Apr 02 2011

Aankon Mein Sirf Unka Chehra Rehta Hai

Kya Karoon Kuch Samjh Nahi Ata
Dil Unke Bina Kahin Reh Nahi Pata

Unka Khayal Hi Hardam Rehta Hai
Din Basar Tanha Ho Nahi Pata

Raaton Ko Neend Ati Nahi Hai
Dil Se Unki Yaad Jaati Nahi Hai

Aankon Mein Sirf Unka Chehra Rehta Hai
Har Ghari Bas Unka Intezar Rehta Hai

Nahi Mil Sakte Hum Kabhi Yeh Mujhe Yakeen Hai
Kyunki Zameen Aur Aasaman Kabhi Milte Nahi Hai

Aag Aur Pani Ki Kabhi Dosti Nahi Rahi Hai
Chand Aur Suraj Bhi Sath Rehte Nahi

Ek Dor Ek Do Chor Hain Hum
Chah Ke Bhi Mil Nahi Sakte

Mil Bhi Jayein Ham Gar Kabhi
Ek Gaanth Rishte Mein Lazmi Hai

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Aug 11 2011

Hum Na Ajnabi Hai Na Praye Hai

Hum na Ajnabi Hai Na Praye Hai.
Aapke Hi Jism-o-Jaan Ke Saye Hai.
Jab Bhi Ji Chahe Mahsus Kar Lena.
Hum Aapki Hi Sanso Me samaye Hai…!

Apr 08 2011

Kya Hai Paapi Kya Hai

kya hai paapi kya hai ghamandimaa k dar par sabhi shees jhukatemilta hai chain tere dar pe maiyajholi bharke sabhi hai jaateHAPPY NAVRATRIFROM: PANKAJ SHARMA (MATHURA)

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Jul 28 2011

Usay Kehna Gilay Unhi Se Hotay Hai

Usay kehna gilay unhi se hoty hai

Jo dil k paas hoty hai

Shikayat unse hoti hai

Jo be had khas hoty hai

Mera tujh se gila karna

Tumhen yunhi rula dena

Khafa karna

Teri taaeed k badlay jafa karna

Muhabat ki alamat hai

Ye ulfat ki alamat hai

Muhabat mai kabhi hargiz

Esay dil per nahi lena

Usay kehna muhabat ki tawaqu unse hoti hai

K jin se Aaas hoti hai

Gilay unhi se hoty hai

Jo dil k pass hoty hain…

Apr 03 2011

Mukamal Aaram Ki Zarurat Hai

Doctor:
Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai.
Ye neend ki goliyan hain

BIWI:
ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?

Doctor:

Ye aap ne khani hain….

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Jul 10 2011

Hum To Kam Zarf Hai Aansu Ko Gira Dete Hain

Hum To Kam Zarf Hai Aansu Ko Gira Dete Hain

Wo Samander Hain Jo Dariya Ko Panah Detey Hain

Bach K Rehna Wafa K Waadon Se

Loog Zalim Hain Khuda Ko Bi Bhula Detey Hain

Main Kia Samjhaon K Wo Log Hain Kaisey

Jab Bi Khamosh Hon Auron Ko Rula Detey Hain

Kabi Maloom Karo Phool Jo Murjhatey Hain

Hijr-e-aangun Me Wo Yun Khud Ko Saza Detey Hain

Jin Ki Qismat Me Dukhon Ki Barsaat Ho sahil

Zakhm Kha Kr Bi Wohi Loog DUA Detey Hain.

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Jun 03 2011

Beautiful Points

Beautiful points

(1) Kisi Musalman Ki Taraf Muskura Kar DekhnaSADQA Hai

(2) Sanjida Rehne Wala HameshaIZZAT Pata Hai

(3) Imaan Par Maot Jannat Main Jane KiSANADHai

(4) Nafs K Khilaf Jihad Karna

JIHAD-E-AKBAR Hai

(5) Maa Baap Ki Khidmat 2no Jahan MainAZMATHai

(6) Marny Wale SeIBRATHasil Karo

(7) Jis Ne Sabar Kia Us NeSUB KUCH Pa Lia

(8)Jo Chup Raha Us NeNIJAATPai

(9)Gunah Se Bachna Sab Se BariNEKIHai.a

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Apr 08 2011

Mosam Hai Barish Ka

Mosam Hai Barish Ka Or Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai
Barish K Har Ek Qatrey Se Awaz Tumhari Ati Hai
Badal Jab Garajte Hain DiL Ki Dharkan Barhti Hai
Or DiL Ki Har1 Dharkan Se Awaz Tumhari Ati Hai
Jab Tez Hawayen Chalti Hain To jaan hamari jAti Hai
Mausam Hai Barish Ka Or Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai.

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Yaad Tumari Ati Hai

Mousam Hai barish Ka aur Yaad Tumari Ati Hai

barish K Har Ek Qatre Se Awaz Tumari Ati Hai

Badal Jab Garajte Hein DiL Ki Dharkan Barhati Hai

Aur DiL Ki Har Eik Dharkan Se Awaz Tumari Ati Hai

Jab Taiz Hawayen Chalti Hein To Jaan Humari Jati Hai

Mousam Hai Barish Ka aur Yaad Tumari Ati Hai.

Mar 11 2012

Boy To Girl Pen Hai

Boy: Pen Hai?

Girl: nai Hai.

Boy: Pen Hai Pen?

Girl: kaha Na Nahi Hai.
(Thori Dare Bad)

Boy: pen Hai Pen?Pen?

Girl: kitni Bar Kahun Nahi Hai.
Ab Dubara Pucha To Hathoray Say Sar Phar Dungi.

Boy: Hathora Hai?

Girl: nahi..

Boy: Acha Phir Pen Hai Pen?

Jul 15 2011

Kuch Kami C Hai Tum Bin

~*GHAZAL*~

Kuch Kami C Hai Tum Bin

Na Rang Na Roshni Hai Tum Bin

Waqt Apni Raftaar Se Chal Raha Hai

Bas Dharkan Thami C Hai Tum Bin

Na Barish Hai Na Dhuaan

Phir B Dil Mein Tapish C Hai Tum bin

Bohat Roka Hai Baadalon Ko Barasne Se

Phir B Aankhon Me Nami C Hai Tum bin.

Jul 03 2011

Suna Tha Humne Logon Se

Suna tha humne logon se

Muhabbat cheez aisi hai

Chupaye chup nahi sakti

Yeh Ankhon mein chamkti hai

Yeh chehron pe damakti hai

Yeh lehjoon mein jhalakti hai

Diloon tak ko rulati

hai

Mgr..?

Ye sub agar sach hai?

To hum ko APNE RAB se phir

Bhala KAISI muhabbat hai?

Na Ankhon se jhalkti hai

Na chehron par Damakti hai

Na lehjon mein sulagti hai

Na Dilon ko azmati hai

Na Raton ko rulati hai

Yeh phir kaisi muhabbat hai…

Think…

Jul 20 2011

Chehre Pe Muskaan Hai

Chehre pe muskaan hai
Ankhon mein gham hai
Awaaz mein khushi
Dil mein dard hai
Jeene mein sans hai
Zindagi mein sehna hai
sapno mein umeed hai
Haqiqat mein tanhay¡ hai
shayad yahi meri kismat hai….

Apr 05 2011

Tum Piyar Kia Karty The

Main wahe ho Jesse tum piyar kia karty the
Din ma 100 bar mera naam Lia karty the
Aj kia bath hai Q mug se hafa bate ho
Ya kise aur ko apna bana bate ho
Tum muje waqi kia dil s bhola bate ho
Pasly tu pehly itne na hoa karty the
Main wahe ho jise tum piyar kia karty the
Din ma 100 bar mera naam lia karty the
Mujh ko maloum hain ghum hai koe soughat nahi
Tum mujhe apna kaho aisy b halat nahi
Aur gar bhol gaye ho tu koe bath nahi
Zakham tu pehly b dil par laga karty the
Main wahe ho jise tum piayar kia karty the
Din ma 100 bar mera naam lia karty the

Jul 15 2011

Jab Bacha Paida Hota Hai Toh Sara Khandan

Jub bachcha paida hota hai tou saray khandaan

walay usay dekhnay aatay hain.

Bachchay ka baap kehta hai:

Meray betay ka chehra tou meray pay gaya hai.

Chacha kehta hai:

is ke haath paon tou bilkul meray par gaye hain.

Maa kehti hai:

iss ki naak meray pay gayi hai.

Mamu kehta hai:

iss ke kaan meray par gaye hain.

Phir jub wohi bacha bara ho kar Larkiyn phansata

ha tou saray khandan walay kehtay han:

Pta nai haramzada kis pa gaya h?

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Oct 25 2011

Tumhe Ek Baat Kehni Hai

Tumhein ek baat kehni hai
Magar naraz mat hona
K Tum jo her gharri Mujh ko
Yun itna yaad aatay ho
Humein itna sataatay ho
K Hum Tum door hain dono
Bohat majboor hain dono
Na itna yaad aao Tum
Na yoon itna sataao Tum
K itna yaad aa kar yoon
Humein paagal bana k Tum
Faqat itna bata do k
Humari JAAN lo gay kya?
Magar ye bhi haqeeqat hai
Tuhmari YAAD hi tau hai
Jo her pal sath rehti hai
Khushi mein bhi ghamon mein bhi
Udaasi k palon mein bhi
Tuhmari YAAD hi tau hai
Jo her pal yeh bataati hai
Mujhay ehsas dilaati hai
K
“HUM TUM BIN ADHOORAY HAIN”.

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Aug 21 2011

Eid Poetry-Shayari And Poems

Eid Poetry-Shayari And poems

Eid Poetry

Eid Ka Din Hai Badee Dhoom Ki Tayyari Hai
Aaoo Hum Unsay Milain Jin Ki Jaib Khalee Hai

Lafzoon Sai Khel Kai Bantay Hain Mufakir Yeh Log
In Baday Logon Ki Tu Shaan Hee Niraali Hai

Hain Tu Hum Dard Ghareebon Kai Par Miltay Howay Howay Ghabratay Hain
Pataa Chalay Nai Kisi Ko Ghareebon Sai Rishtay Daari Hai

Daikh Kar Eid Ki Tayaari Ek Bachay Nai Kaha
Ek Maira Ghar Hai Jahan Bhook Hai Beemaari Hai

Yeh Oonch Neech Ki Tafreeq Kab Khatam Hogee
Iss Ek Jawab Ki Duniya Sabhi Sanwaali Hai

Eid Milni Hai Tu Rootay Howay Logon Sai Milain
Unhay Bataa Dain Yeh Duniya Faqat Tumhari Hai

Eid Shayari

Shugfta Shahdab Behad Adaab.
Pholon ki mehak Aabsharon ka Tarranum.
Shabab ka Umang Kalion ka Tabassam.
Fizaon main Rachi Khushboo Jaise.
Sehar Angaiz Shagfoon Dil awez naghmon jaise.
Bharpor Gungunate khayal main.
Khush kun adain jaise..
Khush adaa Machalti Gungunati Reshmi lehron jaise.
Haseen yadoon ki jal thal jaise.
Pur Kashish Eid aayi hai.
Is Dhanak rang mauqa par Meri Janab se
*Eid Mubarak*

Eid Poems

 Now that we fasted and did extra good deeds
We celebrate Eid-ul-Fitr one of the two Eids!

Allah prescribed two Eids and forbid all other festivals
He told us to worship Him and try to get the medals!

Ramadan is a special training for a Muslim
Practice Islam even when its light appears to be dim.

Continue doing good deeds just as in Ramadan
And give Sadaqa-e-Fitr for every child woman and man

We go to the Eid-gah and say the Takbir
On Eid day our best clothes we do wear!

We listen to the Eid khutbah
And don’t leave until we pray the Eid salah!

We go to the Eid prayer in any type of weather
And give presents to each other!

We say Eid Mubarak
And wish each other good luck!

We celebrate festival of Eid
By thanking Allah for granting us our needs!

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Jun 08 2011

Mere Wajood Ki Jageer Usne Mangi Hai

Mere wajood ki jageer usne mangi Hai
Ajab khawab ki Tabeer usne mangi Hai
Uski qaid mein rehti Hoon main pehle bhi
Najane phir kyon zanjeer usne mangi Hai
Guman Hota Hai wo bhool sakta Hai mujhe
Kyon k aaj meri Tasveer usne mangi Hai
Mere Khuda mujhe uske nasib me likh de
K mujhse meri Taqdeer usne mangi Hai…

Jul 03 2011

Bin Us K Zindagi Dard-e-Tanhai Hai

! Ghazal !

Bin Us K Zindagi Dard-e-Tanhai Hai

Meri Aankhon Men Q Mout Simat i Hai

Kehte Hen Log IshQ Ko Ibadat Yaro

Ibadat Men Phir Q Itni Ruswai Hai?

Mehfil men reh kar B tanha rehna

Ye ada uski mohabat ne sikhai hai

Us sy taluQ hai kuch Aesa dil ka

Jab B sochA usko ankh bhAr i hai.

UDAS

Aug 11 2011

Uljhay Huay Haalat Ka Shikwa Na Kia Kar

*<Ghazal>* "

Uljhay huay haalat ka shikwa na kia kar

khairaat mein khushiyon ki tamanna na kia kar

So baar kaha hay itni mohabat nhi achi

So baar kaha hay itna bharosa na kia kar

Halaat tujhko mujhse na milne kabhi dein gay

Ae dost mere…meri tamanna na kia kar

Kya janey ye kis morr pey ley jaey zamana

Tu mujh ko kisi pal b elehda na kia kar

Mumkin hay kisi roz bichar jaon achanak

Tu mujh sy piyar itna ziyada na kia kar

Jul 25 2011

Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar Laiti Hai

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo… ;->

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May 18 2011

Quran Pak Sms

Quran Pak Sms

Q.1:
Quran Pak Ki Wo Kon C Sura Hai
Jis Mein Sirf Aik Zer Ata Hai.

Ans:
Sura E Ikhlas

Q.2:
Un 2 Jandaron K Nam Bataen Jinhen
Baghair Halal Kiye Khaya Ja Skta Hai.

Ans:
Fish & Tiddi

Q.3:
Qayamat K Din Sb Se Pehly
Kinhein Kapre Pahnaye Jaeynge?

Ans:
Hazrat Ibraheem Alaihis Salam Ko.

Q.4:
Sura Yasin Ko Quran Ka Dil Kaha Jata Hai
Sura Rehman Ko Kia Kaha Jata Hai?

Ans:
Quran Ki Zeenat.

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Jul 08 2011

Jhuki Jhuki Si Nazar Bekarar Hai Kay Nahi.

(*GAZAL*)

Jhuki jhuki si nazar bekarar hai kay nahi.

Daba daba sa sahi dil men payar hai key nai.

Tu apney dil ki jawan dhrkano ko gin key bata.

Meri trhan tera dil bi bey karar hai key nai.

Wo pal jis men muhabat jawan hoti hai.

Usi aik pal ka tujhey intazar hai k nai.

Teri umeed pey thokra raha ho dunyan ko ae dost.

Tujhey bi apney dil par etbar hai key nai

Jul 06 2011

Zindagi Dard K Sholon Se Hawa Deti Hai

Zindagi Dard K Sholon Se Hawa Deti Hai Mohabbat Insaan Ko Pagal Bana Deti Hai

Bin Mohabbat K Koi Jee Nahin SaktaNafrat Insaan Ko Andar Se Jala Deti Hai

Kyun Darte Nahin Loog BadDuaon Se BadDua Mazloom Ki Aasman Hila Deti Hai

Mohabbat Tere Bus Ki Baat Nahin Mere yaar Duniya Deewanon Ko Deewaron Mein Chunwa Deti Hai

Zindagi KA Bharosa Koun Kare *.SAGAR.*Mout To Insan Ko Matti Me Mila Dati Hai.

Jul 16 2011

Hai Lipta Hua Dil Se Kisi Raaz Ki Soorat

>>>GHAZAL<<<

Hai lipta hua Dil se kisi raaz  ki soorat

Wo shakhs k jis ko mera hona b nahi hai.

Ye ishq-o-mohabbat ki riwayat b ajab hai

Paaya nahi jis ko usay khona b nahi hai.

Jis shakhs ki khaatir tera ye haal hai

][\/][udasar"

Uss ney Teray Mar janey pey Rona b nahi hai.