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Apr 08 2011

Mom Knows Everything

6 Years: Mom Knows Everything !
8 Years: Mom Knows Alot !
1 Years: Mom Really Doesnt Know Everything !
14 Years: Mom Knows Nothing !
16 Years: Mom What Mom !
…18 Years: Mom Is Outdated !
25 Years: Maybe Mom Knows!
35 Years:Before Deciding Lets Ask Mom!
45 Years: I Wonder What Mom Thinks!
75 Years: I Wish.Mom Was Here To Ask

LIKE This If You Have The BEST MOM IN THE WORLD !

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Feb 22 2012

Awkward Moment When Mom Says

The awkward moment when your mom says.!
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O my Innocent Son :D ;)

 

 

The awkward moment when your mom says.!
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Haye mera shareef bacha :D ;)

Oct 20 2011

Mom And Dad

“Mom and Dad I’m coming home but I’ve a favor to ask. I have a friend I’d like to bring home with me.”

“Sure” they replied “we’d love to meet him.”

“There’s something you should know the son continued “he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mind and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go and I want him to come live with us.”

Apr 02 2011

The Perfect Son

Fathers Day Greetings

The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No he doesn’t.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No he doesn’t.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No he doesn’t.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Happy Fathers day

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Oct 23 2011

A Sweet Demand By A Kid

A sweet demand by a kid.
He was beaten up by his mom.
Dad askd what happnd son?
kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore
i want my own

Jun 21 2011

Sardar And Son Sms

Son;

Bapu ainak le de

meri dur di nazar kamzor ae

Sardar:

Putter asman wal vekh

ki nazr aya?

Son:

Suraj

Sardar:

Kuttay dya putra! Hor kinni dur vekhna e?

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Aug 21 2011

Father To Son

Father to son. Nalaik gulnawaz ki beti ko dekho wo first aai hai.

SON. Aur kitna dekhoon usay dekh dekh kar hi to fail hua hoon.

Jul 12 2011

A Naughty Kid Was Sitting On Da Toilet

A naughty kid was sitting on da Toilet

bt potty was not c0ming After many efforts

he g0t Frustratd & shouted:

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Aby A ja yar me tjhe khaa thori jaonga:p

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Oct 22 2011

Teacher To KG Kid

Teacher to KG Kid:
How many months are there in a year..?
Kid:12
Teacher:
Wow … Tumhe kese pata…?
Kid:
abey mis wo hai na gaana
1 Mahinay meIn 1 Tareekon se tUjh k0 pyaR Jatao’n Ga Reeeyyy.
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA
DHINKA CHIKA
RE.

Mar 02 2012

K.g Kid Funny Sms

Govt school K.G kid to private school K.G kid: Teri slate to bohat achi hai.
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Private school K.G kid: Loser! Its an i-Pad..! :p

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Apr 08 2011

A Sad Mother Was Sitting With Her Son

A Sad mother was sitting with her son.

Son: u r the 2nd most beautiful woman

I have ever known!

Mother: Who’s 1st?

Son: Its also U but
when u smile..

Apr 08 2011

I Love You Mom

I love you mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

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Oct 20 2011

An Old Woman Calling

A old woman calling her Husband Sunil Nehaal AjayYash Anil
1 larki bolee aunty ap ab be apnay husband se itna pyaar karti hain
jo unhay itnay pyaray naamon se bula ri hain.
Old womanman! Ni darasal kambakat ka naam yaad ni is leye atne naam try kar rahee hon.

Oct 24 2011

Old Merriage Me Log

Wat is da difference b/w New marriage n Old marriage?

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New marige me log LIPS mila k

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Old merriage me log HIPS mila k sote hen

Apr 05 2011

A Old Woman Calling Her Husband

A old woman calling her Husband Sunil Nehaal AjayYash Anil
1 larki bolee aunty ap ab be apnay husband se itna pyaar karti hain
jo unhay itnay pyaray naamon se bula ri hain.
Old womanman! Ni darasal kambakat ka naam yaad ni is leye atne naam try kar rahee hon.

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Apr 05 2011

New And Old Marriage

Wat is da difference b/w New marriage n Old marriage?

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New marriage me log LIPS mila k

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Old merriage me log HIPS mila k sote hen

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Oct 23 2011

A Little Kid Asks His Dad

A little kid asks his Dad “Daddy how much does it cost to get married?”
“No idea” replied the Father “I’m still paying for it…”

Oct 22 2011

Father To Son

Father:
Tum ne aj tak koi aasa kaam kia
hai jis se mera sir oncha hova ho?
Son:
Jee papa yaad karen 1 dafa main ne
ap k sir k nechay 2 takiye rakhay te.

Apr 02 2011

Relationship Of Father To Son

Fathers Day Sayings

If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy father’s day.

Oct 18 2011

O Son Of Adam

“Allah (mighty and sublime be He) said:

‘Spend (on charity) O son of Adam and I shall spend on you.’”

Feb 05 2012

Funny SMS On Sachin Tendulkar

Petrol: 71
Sachin: 99
Who will reach 100 first?

Sachins Son: Mom! look here dad hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement.

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao
Dravid ko castorl pilao
PAR IN SALON KO AB CRICKET MAT KHILAO
Warna Team India aise he haarti rahe gi

Apr 08 2011

For The Best Mom

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So heres a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mothers Day

Jul 09 2011

An Old Man Married A Young Girl

An old man married a young girl

Some one asks the girl:

Aap ne in mye kiya dekha?

Girl: Ek tou in ki

INCOME

or

dosray in kay

DIN KUM.

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Apr 12 2012

I Was In Washroom And Old Buddy

Awesome Moment:
I was in washroom and my old buddy text me What’s up Kanjar?
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TaTi……..

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Apr 05 2011

An Old Indian

An old Indian was standing on the corner. A good-looking woman passed by on the way to work. The Indian raised his hand in greeting and said “Chance!”
The same thing happened several days in a row. The woman would walk past the Indian would raise his hand and say “Chance!”
Finally one day she couldn’t ignore it any longer. So she stopped and asked “You’re an Indian aren’t you?”
He nodded.
She said “I always thought Indians said ‘How!’ as a greeting.”
Indian said “Already know ‘how’. Just want ‘chance’.”

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May 31 2011

Height Of Innocence

Height Of Innocence

Small Kid

(on phone): Madam my son will not come to school today.

Madam: Who are you?

Kid: My papa iS speaking.. ;->

 

May 07 2011

Mothers Day Sms In Hindi

Hindi Mothers Day Sms

A Sad mother was sitting with her son.

Son: u r the 2nd most beautiful woman

I have ever known!

Mother: Who’s 1st?

Son: Its also U but
when u smile..

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Oct 20 2011

14 Agust Mubarak Ho

Son:
Abbu bachay ziada intelligent hotay hein ya baap?
Father:
Baap
Son:
Acha
Pakistan kis ne bnaya?
Father:
Quaid.E.AZAM ne
Son:
Un k baap ne Q nhi banaya.?
14 Agust Mubarak ho.

Aug 05 2011

Raksha Bandhan Sms / Rakhi Sms 2011

Raksha Bandhan Sms / Rakhi Sms 2011

Raksha Bandhan is not just about rakhi roli and mithai… Its also about the unique bond between a brother and a sister. Celebrate the beautiful by sharing a lot of love and by give them gifts sending them raksha bandhan sms rakhi sms; below we have all those things which will make your day glorious and joyful.

Why Is necessary to send Raksha Bandhan Sms / Rakhi Sms?

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Traditions and customs of Raksha Bandhan are very old and they are followed since ancient times. The day of Raksha Bandhan is very auspicious for Hindus as the day is a full moon day of the month of sravana (August) according to Hindu calendar. The day celebrates the beautiful relationship of brother and sister and the traditions and customs of Raksha Bandhan reflect the bond between brother and sister. It is time to enplane your love with your brother or sister by sending them raksha bandhan sms / rakhi sms rakhi wishes and giving them rakhi wishes cards.

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How Can We Made This Event Memorable For Us?

You can give them gifts cards and make something special for your loving ones like organize a party at home or hotel.Because Rakhi is a bundle of lovable moments and a day to cherish the eternal bonding of love & affection with your sibling. To give a remarkable note to the Rakshabandhan sisters and brothers in throughout the world look for a beautiful gift to present their dear ones wrapped with their sentiments and lots of emotions.

Gift Ideas For Sisters/brothers:
  • Keep in mind that your sister/brother is married. So make sure that the gift you purchase is of good quality and everyone in her family appreciates it.
  • Keep in mind your sisters/brothers taste and areas of interest before purchasing a gift.
  • You may accompany the gift with a box / hamper of sweets or dry fruits so that others in her family are also able to enjoy the occasion. If she has kids get chocolates for them.
  • Buy the gift yourself. Do not designate the task to your mom or wife. This would reflect your love and feelings for your sister.
  • If your sister/brother is in a different city send Rakhi gift to her in time.
  • You can give your sisters jewelry jewelry box cloths house made gifts showpieces and any other thing which must b according to the taste of your sister or brother.

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Apr 08 2011

Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son
he cant read very fast.

May 19 2011

‚ 2011">Judgment-Doomsday Day May 21 2011

Judgment-Doomsday Day May 21 2011! End Of The World?

It is said That The World Will Destroyed on may 21st 2011
some Christians are saying that its mentioned on bible that world will be finished on may 21st 2011.
some of their Christians groups are saying that its just a rumorthere will be nothing happen like this.
Now The Question Is What Will Happen On 21st May 2011?
will world destroy or its just a rumor ?

Forget the Mayan calendars 201 doomsday. One Christian radio network has calculated its own apocalyptic date: May 21 2011.
Youve seen the billboards and heard the ads. The Christian network Family Radio has proclaimed for months now about the impending date which it is calling Judgment Day. But how did the network come to such a seemingly arbitrary date to basically guarantee the beginning of the end?
they would never worry about May 21 2011 because no man knows the day of Christ’s Return: “But of that day and that hour knows no man no not the angels which are in heaven neither the Son but the God Almighty”. This verse alone precludes any man who sets a date for Christ’s Return from being an authority on Scripture—even one who claims to be “a tireless student” and who has spent “tens of thousands of hours…analyzing the Bible.”

California radio station personality 89-year-old Harold Camping has been joined by EBible Fellowship in predicting the rapture of the Church (Christ’s return for all true Christians) on May 21 2011 and the destruction of the world (final judgment) on October 21 2011.
For some time billboards and ads have warned the public of the coming end of the age.
How did this group determine this particular date from the Bible?
Best Answer – Chosen by Asker:

This cant be determined easily.
Consider that the most rabid Bible worshipers typically hate Catholics but Catholics assembled the book they worship.
It is indeed a mystery.

Ive read the entire Bible in no place does it call itself the Word of God.
Now wait And Lets see What H append On 21st May 2011!

Oct 22 2011

Parosi Ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati

Son:
parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati
Father:tumhe kese pata?
Son:Mene kaha
“Give me a sweet kiss”
usne 2 thappar mar die
kutti ki bacHi.

Nov 11 2012

Diwali Sms Quotes For My Mother

Today’s the Festival of Lights all over
A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls
And people throng the Temples to offer
Prayers resolving to take better roles
It seems to be a happy day on Earth
Because My Mother Also With Me
Mom You Are Best In the Universe..
Happy Diwali Mom

Mar 03 2012

HUMSAFAR Main Asher Ko Sab

Kid: Uncle ye lain mithai ammi aur baji nay bejwai hai.

Uncle: Achaa Waise kis khusi main beta?

Kid: Wo HUMSAFAR main Asher ko sab such pata chal gaya hy…!

Oct 22 2011

Noughty Kids

Kid:
Abou agar apko pata chalay ke me 1st aaya hun to aapko kaisa lagega?
Abou:
May To Khushi Se PAGAL ho jaonga.
KID:
Bus isi DAR se may FAIL ho gia.

Oct 18 2011

Allah Almighty Has Said

Allah Almighty has said:

‘The son of Adam denied Me and he had no right to do so. And he reviled Me and he had no right to do so. As for his denying Me it is his saying: ‘He will not remake me as He made me at first’ (1) – and the initial creation [of him] is no easier for Me than remaking him. As for his reviling Me it is his saying: ‘Allah has taken to Himself a son’ while I am the One the Everlasting Refuge. I begot not nor was I begotten and there is none comparable to Me.’”

Apr 02 2011

What Do You Want For Your Birthday

Dad : Son what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad just a radio with a sports car around it.

Apr 02 2011

Allah Almighty Has Said

Allah Almighty has said:

The son of Adam denied Me and he had no right to do so. And he reviled Me and he had no right to do so. As for his denying Me it is his saying: He will not remake me as He made me at first (1) – and the initial creation [of him] is no easier for Me than remaking him. As for his reviling Me it is his saying: Allah has taken to Himself a son while I am the One the Everlasting Refuge. I begot not nor was I begotten and there is none comparable to Me.

Apr 08 2011

Santa Suffering From Cold

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

Apr 08 2011

Every Year That I Grow

Its Mothers Day Mom
And I want you to know
Ill just love you more
Every year that I grow.

Youre a wonderful mother;
You show that you care;
Theres no better mom
On earth anywhere!

Apr 05 2011

One Boy Went To Meet His Girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

Apr 01 2011

True Bravery Is To Arrive Home

true bravery is 2 arrive home…..
fully drunk……
a late night out…..
&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:
hey mom abhi tak safai kar rahi ho

Aug 10 2011

Diplomatic Love

Diplomatic l0VE

Girl: If Ur Mom nd Me Were To Fall In The Sea Who Would U Save.?

Boy: Id Jump Into The Sea Save My Mom nd Die Wid U..

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May 18 2011

Tamil Quiz-Question Sms Messages

Tamil Quiz-Question Sms Messages

Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

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Oct 24 2011

LIPS Mila K

Wat is da difference b/w New marriage n Old marriage?

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Jun 25 2011

Pregnant Wife Sms

80 year old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mujhe yaqin nahi arha

Doctor: Ok 1 qisa suno.

1 shikari shikar pe jata ha lekin galti se gun ki jga umbrela lejata ha.

Samne se 1 sher ajata ha.Shikari umbrela nikal k goli chala deta ha sher mar jata ha

Old man: Imposiblekisi or ne mari hogi.

Doctor: Exactly!

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Oct 22 2011

A Boy Is Sitting With His Girl Friend

A boy is sitting in a park behind a tree with his girl friend
old man:
bete
kya ye hamari tehzib hai ?
boy:
nahi ye paros wali salma hai :

Mar 16 2012

We Love Sachin Tendulkar

100 reasons why we love Sachin Tendulkar

1. He has always made India proud
2. He has countless records
3. He is a great ambassador of the game
4. His career has been controversy free
5. He has the most selfless game
6. He makes a century whenever we ask him to
7. He is going to win us the World Cup
8. He is a great role model
9. He has sacrificed his personal life for his country
10. He has never sledged against any other player
11. Of his self-effacing modesty
1. Of his love for the game for the country
1. He puts his country above himself
14. He says he is an Indian and not just a Marathi manoos
15. He always respects his parents and coach
16. He has never endorsed alcohol and tobacco products
17. He has entertained us for over 2 decades
18. He has always believed in hard work and not shortcuts
19. He has given the game and country whatever he could
20. He is the best batsman in the world
21. He sponsors 200 underprivileged children every year
2. Of the social causes he supports
2. He raised Rs 1.0 cr via twitter only in a few days for the Crusade against Cancer foundation
24. He is simply a treat to watch
25. He has changed the face of Indian cricket
26. He can bowl leg break off break and medium-pace
27. He is the greatest wizards of the willow
28. The word pressure does not exist in his dictionary
29. He is a great team mentor
30. He silences his critics only with the bat
31. He doesn’t want to retire anytime soon
3. Bradman was reminded of his own game by Sachin
3. Brian Lara thinks Sachin is the best batsman
34. He is the only player to score a 200 in ODIs
35. Wisden ranked him the second greatest Test batsman of all time behind Donald Bradman
36. Only he has scored 50 centuries in Tests
37. He is the only player to score a century in all three of his Ranji TrophyDuleep Trophy and Irani Trophy debuts
38. He was the leading run scorer in the 1996& 200 world cups
39. He has proven that cricket is a ‘gentleman’s game’
40. He is a living legend in the cricketing fraternity
41. He is the only batsman in the world to torment Australia
4. He has scored centuries against all test playing nations
4. He was the first overseas cricketer to play for Yorkshire
44. He was gifted the Ferrari 360 Modena by Fiat through Michael Schumacher
45. He has won the most number of man of series and the man of matches in ODIs
46. He scored a century at Perth when he was 18 when all the other batsmen struggled
47. Of his never say die spirit
48. Of his insatiable hunger for runs and victory
49. His desire to dominate the opponent
50. Of his commitment and dedication for his team and country
51. He never shows disrespect to the national flag
5. He is the Einstein of cricket
5. He is responsible for making cricket a religion in India
54. He was named by Sir Don Bradman in his dream team of all time
55. He has the most number of runs in ODIs
56. He has the highest number of centuries in ODIs
57. He was the first one to make 10000 runs in ODIs
58. He is the highest run scorer in world cups
59. He is the only player to be in top 10 ICC ranking for 10 years
60. He is the only cricketer to win the Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna Arjuna Award and the Padma Shri
61. Time magazine named him as one of the Asian Heroes in November 2006
6. He has not let his stardom affect his nature
6. Encourages youngsters of other countries also
64. He can play all the shots that exist in a book of cricket
65. He is calm and composed on and off the field
66. He is compassionate
67. He is has an impish smile
68. No matter what his age he will always look and talk like a kid
69. He is respected by all bowlers of all eras
70. He won the Man of the Series award in the 200 world cup
71. He remembers all of his test dismissals
7. He autographs with his left hand even if he is right handed
7. He fielded for Pakistan as a substitute during a practice match against India at Brabourne Stadium in 1988 showing his love for the game
74. Being 5’5” he can smash even the tallest bowlers of the world
75. He has the most number of fifties in ODIs
76. His most man of the match awards are against Australia
77. He has played in 90 different grounds across the world
78. He has inspired and will continue to inspire youngsters day after day
79. He was honoured with the rank of Group Captain by the Indian Air Force
80. If you meet him he will not refuse to give you an autograph
81. He always looks up towards the sky after scoring a 50 or 100
8. The way he balances his professional and personal life
8. He is one of the most down to earth cricketers
84. He never forgets to thank his teachers and coaches who played an important role in his life
85. He plays for his country and not for money
86. He does not put himself above the game
87. He has never been a part of any controversy
88. He has always been a great father and family man
89. He is one of the highest respected cricketers in the world
90. He has a stand named after him at the Wankhede Stadium
91. He captained his IPL team Mumbai Indians to the finals in 2010
9. He played a match winning innings against Pakistan in the 200 World Cup
9. He carries the hoped of a billion fans on his shoulders
94. He has the largest fan following in the country
95. He surely deserves the Bharat Ratna at the age of 37
96. He plays the sport in the right spirit
97. He considers the victory of his team primary and his personal records secondary
98. He is going to score his hundredth 100 soon
100. He is responsible for making cricket a religion in India

Jul 30 2011

’m Quite Jealous Of My Parents">Im Quite Jealous Of My Parents

MY ATTITUDE. . .

I m quite jealous of my parentx. . . . . .. . . . . .

cox i will never have a kid as COOOOOL as THEIRS. .B-)

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Jun 01 2011

Fathers Day Sms Jokes

Fathers Day Jokes Sms

Father:
Tum ne aj tak koi aasa kaam kia
hai jis se mera sir oncha hova ho?
Son:
Jee papa yaad karen 1 dafa main ne
ap k sir k nechay 2 takiye rakhay te.

Jun 12 2011

’s Day Inspirational Messages">Fathers Day Inspirational Messages

Fathers day Sms

Fathers Day Inspirational Messages!

If the relationship of
father 2 son could
really b reduced 2 biology
the whole earth would blaze
wit the glory of fathers nd sons.
Happy Inspirational father’s day .

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Apr 08 2011

Kya Baat Kartay Ho Pappa

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

Apr 15 2011

Christmas Sms In English

Christmas Sms In English

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me…Day 1 Christmas Day December 25A Partridge in a Pear TreeThe partridge in a pear tree is Jesus the Christ the Son of God whose birthday we celebrate on December 25 the first day of…

Jun 13 2011

Happy Father’s Day Prayers Or Sayings

Happy Fathers day Prayers And Sayings

Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death
and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.
But a child does owe his father a debtif Dad
having gotten him into this peck of trouble
takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.
~Clarence Budington Kelland~

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Apr 08 2011

When I Feel Alone

When I feel alone
I just close my eyes and
Think about her who loves me truly
Cares for me in my loneliness
Dies when I cry
She is no one else but
U my dear MOM

Apr 08 2011

When You Feel You Are Alone

When U feel U R alone in the Crowd
When U Think No 1 can Understand U
When UR love is rejected by others
& when U hate UR Life
Just Close UR eyes
& see
Her facce who Loves U
more than any 1 else
Who Care 4 U in loneleness
& dies when U cry.
She is no 1 But UR Sweet Loving Mother.
Love UR Mom First.

Apr 02 2011

A School Held A Contest For Kids

A School Held A
Contest For Kids
With A Theme:

The Nicest thing
…My Dad Ever Did For
Me … !

Award Winning
Sweet Answer Was:
HE MARRIED TO MY
MOM … =]

Oct 20 2011

Shadi K Do Din Baad

Shadi k 2 din baad.

Girl:Ammi meri aj un se larai ho gai

MOM:Beta shadi k bad jhagre to hote rehte hain
Girl:wo to theek hai par ab laash ka kya karoon..?

Apr 08 2011

In An Exam

In an exam
chldrn wer gvn to write an esay on mother.

A cute child wrote:

“combination of million wrds
4m 26 alphabets
can never express my loving mom.”:-)

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Apr 08 2011

When You Feel You Are Alone In The Crowd

When you feel you are alone in the crowd
When you think No.1 can understand you
When your love is rejected by others
& when you hate your Life
Just close your eyes & see her face who loves you
more than any 1 else
who care for you in loneliness
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1 but your sweet loving mother.
Love your mom first and always.