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Apr 02 2011

Woh Pathar Dil Sahi Hamara Bhi Ye Dawa Hai

Woh pathar dil sahi hamara bhi ye dawa hai
Hamaray lab jinhe chu le wo pathar bol utte
Raaz-e-hasti kuch nahi aksar yehi dekha gia
Be-khabar hanste rahe aur ba-khabar rote rahe
Me khanay ki tauheen hai rindo ki hatak
Kam zarf ke haath me agar jaam diya jayai
Hum karain baat daleelon se to rud hoti hai
Is ke honton ki khamoshi bhi sanad hoti hai
Abhi mitti na khunki thi abhi paani na barsa tha
Magar bazm-e-anasir me tere hone ka charcha tha

Jul 15 2011

Andhairi Raat K Lamhe Tamaam Hone Tak

Andhairi Raat k lamhe tamaam hone tak

Tujhe hi sochta hoon subho se sham hone tak

Main aisa jisam hoon jis ki rooh B tu hai

Adhoori zaat hoon main Tere Naam honay tuk

Teri awaz sun na lon to dil nahi lagta

Tarapta rehta hoon tujh se hum kalam hone tuk

Teri nazar ki keemat pe bik raha hai koi

Usay khareed le tu mehngay daam hone tak

Ishq ki aag jo seenay mein laga baithay hain

Sulagti rehti hain Ye Neendein haram hone tak.

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Mar 21 2012

Ladka Ladki Ko Ek Hotel Main

Ladka ladki ko dinner ke liye ek hotel me le gya.

ladki ne khane me bohut mehange item ordr kiye.

ladka:  kbhi baap k sath bhi itne mehange item ordr kiye hai?

ladki: Nahi Q K papa dinner k baad meri g-a-n-d nahi maarte.

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  • 1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki ko Milny k liye HOTEL me Bulaya Ladki nahi aai Ladka Ladki k Ghar gya aur Table par Baith kar Machis ki 15 Tiliyon se HOTEL Likha Ladki Samjh gai Ladki ne 1 Tili Uthai Aur Ladke ko Ans Mil gya ? Agar Msg Expert ho to Btao Ladki ne kon c
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Oct 20 2011

Aazaadi Ki Kabhi Shaam Nahi Hone Denge

Aazaadi ki kabhi shaam nahi hone denge
Saheedon ki kurbani badnaam nahi hone denge
bachi ho jo 1 bond bhi garam lahu ki….
tab tak PAKISTAN ka aanchal nilaam nahi hone denge.
* Happy Independence Day *

Jul 03 2011

Yaadon Ne Teri Mujhe Ghafil Na Hone Diya

{wasi}

Yaadon ne teri mujhe ghafil na hone diya

Raat phir bohat der tak sone nahi diya.

Dil gham se choor tha aankhen udaas thin.

Chahat ne mujh ko teri rone nahi diya.

Main manzil ki talash me bohat door tak nikal gaya.

Baaton ne teri mujh ko phir khone nahi diya@

Zakhmi wajood ko lekar kahan jaon main@

Apno ne mujh ko apna hone nahi diya@

Kismat me tera mera saath na tha shaayad@

Halaat ne bhi mujh ko tera hone nahi diya@

Feb 15 2012

Sardar Ne Sikh Ladki Ka Rape Kar Dya

Sardar ne Sikh Ladki ka rape kar dya

Ladki rape ke baad: Main Rola pawan gi

Sardar: Rola te main pawan ga………Uton sikh te thalon Shave…..

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Feb 24 2012

2 Ladke 1 Ladki Ko Aik Saath

2 Ladke 1 Ladki ko aik saath

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Mathematics samjha rahe the

Ap khud socho ladki ko kya samjh aye gi.

Aur iske baad

Ye bhi socho

Ke tumhari soch kitni gandi hai….Har waqt gande msgs chayien tumhain

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Mar 08 2012

Ladki Garam Karne Ka Tarika

Ladki garam karne ka asan tarika
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Ek bada microwave oven lain

Aura ladki ko us main rakh kar oven on kar dain….

Khud he garam ho jaye gi..

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Jul 10 2011

Teri Yad Ne Kabhi Tanha Hone Na Diya

Teri yad ne kabhi tanha hone na diya

tere ahsas ne kabhi rone na diya

tere Pyar mein itna piyar mila

jis ne muje kisi or ka hone na diya.

Jul 06 2011

Kisi Par Fida Hone Mein 1 Mint Lagta Hai

Kisi par Fida hone mein 1 mint lagta hai

Pasand karne mein 1 ghanta

Mohabbat karne mein 1 lamha

magar

Kisi ko bhulane mein Tamaam Umer Guzar Jati hai.

Oct 18 2011

Dard Jo Aapo To Dawa Pan

Dard Jo Aapo to Dawa pan AapjoBhul ni Amari saja Pan AapjoAankho ne Aansu mate Jaga pan AapjoAne e aansu jo wahe toWaheva ni raja pan Aapjo..!

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Jul 06 2011

Mere Zakhmon Ki Dawa Kon Banay Ga Tere Baad

Meray zakhmon ki dawa kon banay ga teray baad?

<chand>

Hum ne to apnay bhi kho diye thay tujhe panay k liye

Jul 06 2011

Dosti Ka Dawa Karne Waale Humne Dekhe Hain

dosti ka dawa karne waale humne dekhe hain

(( FÅRÅZ ))"

Jinhein Hum Åzeez To Hain Magar Åpni Fursat K Baad

Feb 29 2012

Ladki Ki Diary Ka 1 Page

Ladki Ki Diary Ka 1 Page:
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Ishq Aik Phool Hai Jis Ka Beej Dard Aur Iski Zameen Almiyaa Hai.. Jab Tak Is Sar-Zameen Par Na-Kaami Ki Barish Na Ho Na Beej Phootta Hai Na Zameen Baar-Aawar Ho Kar Fassal Deti Hai.. Ishq Ki Mairaaj Khud-Faramoshi Hi Se Haasil Ho Sakti Hai…
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10 SAAL BAAD:
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Diary Ka 1 Aur Page:
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Gobhi 1 Kilo
Tematar Adha Kilo
Dhobi Ka Bill
Bachchon Ki Fees
Sink Ki Jaali
Mortein (Cockroach Wala)
Aalia K Pamper
Qarshi Ispaghol
Panadol (2 Packet)
Saas Ko Call
Nasreen Khala Ko Birthday Wish
2 Burger (Anday Wale)
Blue Band
30 Rupe Ka Easy Load

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Mar 09 2012

Ladki Ko Haseen Banaya

Aye Khuda

Tu Ne

Ladki ko haseen banaya

Khubsurti di

Resham jaise baal

Hirni si aankhain

Gulab se hont

Pyar bhara dill

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Lakin

Phir ye Zuban

Ne sab kuch kharab kar dya….:p :D

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Oct 19 2011

Rango Mein Ghuli Ladki

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

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Apr 08 2011

College Ki Ladki Se Bola

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

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Jun 09 2011

Ladki Ka Dil Sab Se Ziyada Kab Dukhta Hai

Ek Ladki Ka Dil Sab Se Ziyada Kab Dukhta Hai

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Jab wo kisi masi ko apney jesa lawn ka print pehney huey dekhti hai;-).:

hahahaha

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Jul 04 2011

Ladki Ne Namaz Parh Kay Dua Mangi

Ladki ne namaz parh kay dua mangi

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To Maa ne pocha:

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Tumne dua main kiya manga?

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Larki:

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Wohi maanga jo aaj kal har khoobsurat larki ke khwahish hy

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Maa:Aakhir kiya maang liya kuch pata to chale?

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Larki:muskuraty huay

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!Sam!

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MAA:

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Chal Pagli

tera itna acha naseeb kahan.

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Jul 25 2011

1-Ladke Ne 1-Ladki Se Uska Naam Pucha

Chalng 4 u and ur all friends

Ager answr nahi aata to sms karna chorh dena..

Sunday

CHALINGE..

1-Ladke ne 1-Ladki se uska naam pucha

Jawab me us

ne book pe ye code likh diya

7.3.4.3.9.3.2.1

Ager Msg Expert Ho to us Larki Ka Name Batao?

1 day time hai

Reply fast…

and Ur time starts now

Answer:

Answer is RIYA

Type in mbile with non-dictinary mode

Type 7 three times u will get R
Type 4 three times u will get I
Type 9 three times u will get Y
type 2 one time u will get A

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Jul 26 2011

Jis LADKI Se Sar Ka DUPATTA

jis LADKI Se Sar Ka DUPATTA sambhala nahi jata
Kia khak sambhaly gi teri ghår ki aabro.
Didicate to all boys who like fasion able girls.

Apr 02 2011

Ladki Aur Coffee

Ladki aur Coffee me hamesha 6 qualities dekho : 1. Hot ho
2. chocolaty ho
3. tez ho
4. meethi ho
5. 2 minute me taiyar ho jaye
6. Raat ko sone na deti ho.

Feb 12 2012

Love Story In Poetry

A real love story in poetry…
Ek ladki wo gali se guzra karti thi
uske chehre par naqab hua karta tha
par phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
shayad wo usse dil-o-jaan se chahta tha
… jub bhi usse milta to yehi kehta
apne chehre se naqab to hatao
zara chand sa pyara chehra to dikhao
par ladki ne chehre se naqab nahi hataya
ladke ko apna chehra nahi dikhaya
bahut din ho gaye uss ladki ko wo ladka nazar nahi aaya.:(
ladki kuch bechain si rehne lagi
phir kisi tarah woh pochte pochte uske ghar pahonchi.
padosiyon ne kaha aap ko aane main thodi der hogyi.
uss diwane ki to 7 roz pehle hi mout ho gayi..
Padosiyon ne apna farz nibhaya
ladki ko ladke ki qabar tak pahounchaya..
ladki qabar par zor zor se rone lagi
apne aansuon se qabar ko dhone lagi.
itne main qabar main se aawaz aayi….
AYE KHUDA YEH KAISA INQLAAB AAYA HAI…
AAJ MAIN PARDE MAIN HOON AUR
MERA MEHBOOB BENAQAB AAYA HAI…..:(

Moral:its betrr to exprss ur feelings bfore it gets too late.

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Aug 18 2011

Ek Ladki Gali Se Guzra Karti Thi

Ek ladki gali se guzra karti thi.

Aus k charay par nekab hua krta tha

Ek larka aus par marta tha

Par kayny s wo darta tha

Ek din larki ny par0se s pucha

Aus ny kaha tmhy anay m dair ho gye

Aus dewanay ke 2 din palay m0at ho gye

Parose ny apna farz nebaya larki ko qabar par lay aya

Larki r0nay lge apny ans0u s qabar dh0nay lge

Qabar s awaz i ay khuda y kysa inkalab aya hai

Aj m parday m hn aur myra mehb0ob baynekab aya hai….!

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Jul 29 2011

Batain Ladki Ka Naam Kya Hai

Jawab zarori

1 Larki car main ja rahi thi

Larkay nay lift li.

Jab car se larka utra to us nay larki se naam pocha.

Larki nay kaha:- meri car ka jo number hai us main hi mera naam hai.

CAR Number VI805̸;

Batain ladki ka naam kya hai?.

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  • Agar SMS Master Ho To is Swal Ka Jwab Do chalnge 4 you Ek Ladki Car Mai Ja Rhi Thi Ek Ladke Ne Lift Le Li Jub Car Se Utra To Usne Ladki Se Naam Pucha Ladki Ne Kaha Meri Car Ka Jo Number hai Us Main Hi Mera Naam hai Dimag hai To Dhoondh Lena Car Ka No WV 7
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  • Dimag ho to is Sawal Ka Jawab Do 1 Ladki Car Me Ja Rhi Thi Ladke Ne Lift Le Li Jab Car Se Ladka Utra To Usne Ladki Se Naam Pucha Ladki Ne Kaha Mere Car Ka Jo Number Hai Us Mein Hi Mera Naam Hai Dimag Hai To Dhond Lena Car Ka Number Yeh Tha 1478 Ladki Ka N
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Apr 02 2011

Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se

Boy:
Xcuse Me

Girl:
Jee Kahiye

Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mothers DAY.:-P:-P

Apr 09 2012

Gyari Saneha Main Shaheed Hone Wale Foji

Salam!

Plz 1 bar Ayat al Kursi aur 4 Kull parh kar Gyari Saneha main Shaheed hone wale Foji Jawano ke lye dua karain.

Allah unhain Jannat main alaa muqam aur puri Qom ko Sabr e Jameel ata kare.

Ameen

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Mar 31 2012

Aur Ab Hans Kar Apne Fool Hone Ko

Gulab ka phool baag main khil raha hai
Komal ka phool paani main tair raha hai
Chameli ka phool chaman main mehk raha hai
Aur
April ka phool mera sms padh raha hai

Aur ab hans kar apne fool hone ko confirm kar raha hai

Jul 15 2011

Aisa Lagta Hai Kuch Hone Ja Raha He

Aisa Lagta Hai Kuch Hone Ja Raha He

Koi Meethe Sapno Me Khonay Ja Raha Hay

Dheemi Kar Day Apni Roshni A Chand

Mera Koi Apna Ab Sonay Ja Raha Hay.

*GOOD NIGHT*

Apr 02 2011

Tera Hone Laga Hoon

Poetry Of The Nite

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Tera … Hone Laga Hoon

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Baqi Kal Sunaoun Ga

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Ab Me Soney Laga Hoon..

Gud Nite..
Sweet Dreamz.. ;->

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Aug 03 2011

Tum Ladki Ho Ya Larka

Tm larki ho ya larka?

Answer k liye

neechay dekho…

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SARKAR

Yahan nahi apne Neechay Dekho…

Jun 21 2011

Pappu Hone K Faidy

PAPU hony k faidy

1- Papu ko Hmesha Driver k sath wali seat milti hai

2- Papu ko pathan free chezain daitay hain

3- Papu ko peshawar mein jga jaga 500 ka note gira hua milta hai

4- Papu ko her koi cycle k dandy per bethata hai

5- Papu baghair perhai k pass ho jata hai

6- Papu ko larkian or auntyan bagair poche kiss kar laiti hain.

7. papu kisi ko sms nhi karta sab papu ko karte hain.

Q oye papu?

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Nov 10 2011

NAIKI SMS

%NAIKI%
Ek maa bachy ko gaod men liye ro rahi thi
wahan se ek khush posh Admi guzra or roney ki waja puchi
tu urat ne kaha janab mera bacha beemar hy or dawa k liye pese nahi
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Admi ne 1000 ka note dia or kaha jao dawa lao or baqi paise mujh la k do?
Orat gai or thori dair baad dawa la k baqi 800 rupay
apne mohsin ko wapas diye tu wo bola shabash
hum sab ko naiki karni chahiye doctor ko fees mil gai
tumhe dawa mil gai or mera Jaali note chal gaya.

Jul 13 2011

Haq Meri Muhbt Ka Ada Q Nhi Krty

*%Ghazal%*

Haq meri muhbt ka ada q nhi krty

Tm dard to dety ho dawa q nhi krty

q behtay ho khamosh si rah me meray agay na ro mery mrny ki dua q nhi krty

Tm drd to detay ho dawa q nhi krty

Phoolon ki tarah jsm he pathr ki tarah dil

mery haseen sajan wafa q nhi krty

Aankhon ki adalt se bari kr to dia he

Afsos meri jan reha q ni krty

Tm drd to dety ho dawa q ni krty

Haq meri mhbt ka ada q nhi krty……..

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Feb 03 2012

Gande Sms In Hindi

Ek ladki Ne aapse lift maangi
Rasteme… Uski tabiyat kharab ho gai
Aap use hospital Le gaye
Dr. bola :- Aap baap banne wale ho
Lo ji ho gai Naee tension suru
Aap bole me iska baap nahi hu
Fir ladki boli yahi iska baap he
Tension or badh gai
Fir aapka medical checkup huva
Report aayi aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte
Lo ji jayda badh gai tension
Aapne thank god kaha or nikal liye
Fir socha ghar pe Jo 2 bache he vo kiske he
Now this is real tension ….

Moral: Kisi bhi ladki ko Kabhi lift nahi deni chahiye…!

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Jul 31 2011

Rakhi Jokes

Funny Rakhi Jokes 2011

Yu to hai hum Brahmchari
Per ladki Dikhi to Aankh mari
Pat gai to Hamari varna……
Rakhi ki hai taiyaari

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Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai
Kuch din baad RAKHI ka tyohar hai.

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Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi
Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi
Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi
Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.

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Mar 25 2012

April Fool Insult Message In Hindi

Yaar aaj raat main ne bohat ajeeb khawab dekha
Dunya ki khubsurat ladki mere pass bethi hai
Wo mujhe se shadi karma chati thi
Main Razi ho jata hun
Jab shadi hone lagti hai
Mehman ana shuru hote hain
Aur jab tum aaate ho
To wo bhaag gayi
Ye dekh kar
Ke ye horror movies ka hero yaha kaise….
Plz don’t mind
Happy April Fool

Apr 08 2011

Aaj Raat Shab E Braat He

Aaj Raat Shab-e-Raat he Hamara nama-e-Amaal tabdeel hone wale hen Yaani Hamari zindagi ki 1 or kitaab band hone wali he Main nahi chahta k meri kitaab Aap se MAAFI mangne se pehle band ho jay Ager mujh se koi ghalti ho gai ho to Plz dil se maaf kr dena

Oct 22 2011

Pathan Amma Se

Pathan;
Amma kya Tum Ne Hum ko Paida Hone Se Pehle Dekha Tha?
Amma:
Nahi To
Pathan:
To Phir Paida Hone k Baad Hum ko Pehchana kaise k Me Gul Khan hun.

Oct 20 2011

SALAM PAKISTAN

*”SALAM PAKISTAN”* \” \”” “\ \ \ ( * \ \__ _\_________\ \ \ Piare hum-watno ap sub ko Piare Watan Pakistan ka 61 Yom-e-Azadi mubarak ho Aae or aj k din Rub-ul-Kainat se mil kar dua krae k wo hamare Pak Watan ko rehti dunia tak qaem rkhae or Pak Watan ko Amun ka gehwara banae. Aae k aj k din Rub-ul-Izat se dua krae k wo hamari Pak Sur Zameen me rhene wale tmam mazahib k logo k darmian muhabt peda kre or Hum sub ko sirf Pakistani hone pur fakhar krna chahie na k PathanPunjabi Sindhiya Balochi hone pur. Hamari pehchan PAKISTAN he or “We are Proud to be Pakistani.” Jashan-e-Azadi-e-Pakistan Mubarak.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

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Mar 06 2012

Pata Tha Ke Tum Pregnant Ho

Ladka: Kya tum meri sah dance karo gi?

Ladki: Main bache ke sath dance nahi karti

Ladka: Sorry Mujhe nahi pata tha ke tum pregnant ho

Apr 01 2011

Five Inch Ka Hai

5 inch ka hai
size normal hai
mazboot hai
ziyada mota bhi nahi
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain
lena hai to bolo
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun

May 17 2011

Urdu Hindi Or English Politics Sms Jokes And Messages

Politics Sms Jokes And Messages In Urdu Hindi Or English

zardari celebrating his victory

bachnaaaaa ay gharebo…..lo main aa gaya….khoon ka payasa…amn ka dushman…..apni ada hai bibi se juda!..hey ho!

herei s another one…my favourite

ek zaradri mota taza tha jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha…Ding Dong

zardari ne beth k socha ye bibi ko dain gay dhoka ye…..Bibi ko marain gay goli aur khayain gay mulk ko….Ding Dong…..

per army bari sayani thi aur sharfu ki shamat aani thi army beech se nikal gayi aur sharfu ki kursi nigal gayi….phir zardari bun gaya naya DON…. DingDong DingDong

Some Related Terms:

  • khatmal bhagane ki dua
Aug 30 2011

Master G Apne Student Se

Master G apne Student se: koi aashqi wala Sher sunao.

Student: Mota marta Moti pe

Bhookha marta Roti pe

Master G ki 2 Betiyan

Pr main Marta Chohti pe. :-

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May 29 2011

Shikwa Shayari Sms

Shikwa Shayari Sms

Aik ghazal tere liye zaror likhon ga.

Be hisab us mein tera qasor likhon ga.

Tu guftaar ka mahir tu qirdaar ka mahir

Par husn ko tery tera ghuroor likhon ga.

Toot gye bachpan k tery sary khilony

Ab dilon sy khailna tera dastoor likhon ga..

Raha ishq ka dawa tuje tamam umr

Wafa ki dehleez sy tuje mafroor likhon ga..

Khud sakhta jo hy tera judai ka faisla

Aesy har iqdaam ko na manzoor likhon ga.

Humain kehny ki aadat nhi likhny ka shouq hy

Jazboon ko apne qalam ki taseer likhon ga..

Tera wajood mera wajood muje ik sa lgy

Par tuje main khud sy bht dor likhon ga.. . . . .

Some Related Terms:

  • shikwa sms
Jul 03 2011

Mohabbat Ki Kahani Mein Koi Tarmeem

Mohabbat ki kahani mein koi tarmeem mat karna..!

Mujhy tum tor dena per mujhy taqseem mat karna.

Bohat hon gey humare baad

dawa-e-mohabat karne wale.

Yaad-e-wafa rakhna kisi ko

tasleem mat karna.

Agar lafzon mein aaye nazar

chehra mera .

Chupke se choom lena

toheen mat karna.

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  • Antarwasna
  • gandi kahaniya in hindi font
  • Garam Kahani
  • mastram ki chudai
  • mastram ki chudai ki kahani
  • chudail ki kahani in hindi font with photo
  • mastram ki kahaniya in hindi font
Jul 16 2011

Sweet Golden Words Sms

Assalam-o-Alaykum Golden Words

<< KHAMOSHI >>

Aik Aisa Darakht Hai Ke Jis Par Karwa Phal Nahi Lagta

<< HASAD >>

Aik Aisa Aala Hai Jo Insan Ko Andar Aur Bahar Se Khatam Kar Deta Hai

<< SACHAI >>

Aik Aisi Dawa Hai Jis Ki Lazzat Karwi Magar Taseer Shehed Se Ziyada Meethi Hai

<< ZAHANAT >>

Aik Aisa Nadir Poda Hai Jo Mehnat Ke Baghair Nahi Lagta

< KHUSH AKHLAQI >

Aik Aisi Khushbu Hai Jo Meelon Door Se Mehsoos Ki Jati Hai

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  • maaallus jumbled
Oct 18 2011

Dariyo Jem Suno Che Moja Vagar

Dariyo jem suno che moja vagar..
prem ma maja na aave saza vagar..
dawa ni koi kimmat nathi ilaz vagar..
etle j toh aaj sudhi koi jivyu nathi ek-bija vagar.

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  • gujarati sms 100 character
Sep 22 2011

Tu Hi Bata Mere Dost

Mout mangty hein to zindagi khafa ho jati hy
Zeher lety hen to wo b dawa ho jati hy
Tu hi bta mere Dost kya karun
Me
Jisko b Chahon wo chez Bewafa ho jati hy

May 30 2011

Sunehri Aqwaal

Sunehri Aqwaal

Jo shakhs Allah se darta hai woh kabhi badla nahi layta.

Hasad karnay waala maut se pehle mar jaata hai.

Kisi per aitamaad na karo jab tak usay ghussay may na dekh lo.

Maut ko yaad rakna nafs ki tamaam bemarioan ki shifa hai.

Khushi insaan ko itna nahi sikhati jitna k gham.

Sachai ek aisi dawa hai jis ki lazzat karvi magar taseer meethi hai.

Azan k waqt khamosh rha kro ta k mout k waqt Kalma naseeb ho.

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  • aqwal e zareen sms
Jul 25 2011

Ramadan Mubarak In Advance Sms

Advance Ramzan Mubarak Sms/Ramadan Mubarak in advance sms

Urooj or zawaL zindagi ka hissa hain..

Q
K
” jab Aap urooj pr hotay hain to Aap k doston ko pata chalta hai..
k
ap kon hain.
or
” jb Aap pr zawal hota hai to Aap ko pata chalta hai
k
Aap k DOST kon hain”
.
Ramadan Mein Khoob ibadat Kijiye ga
.
Happy ramadam Month

Ramadan Coming Jokes

Ramzan anay wala hai

( ‘’)   /            .
/) (\/ ye danda
_/  \_ dekha hai
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maara maar k bura hal kar dawa ga jay kisi ne Pepsi wala msg kita.

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  • ramzan mubarak msg
  • Ramzan Mubarak in Advance
  • Ramzan msg
Apr 01 2011

Chandni Chaand Se Hoti Hai

Ladki Boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai
sitaron se nahi Mohabbat ek se hoti hai hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

Feb 08 2012

Funny Marriage Jokes In Hindi

Shaadi main dulhe ke saath barati kyon jate hain?

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Kyon ke logg kehte hain

ke kisi sukh main jao na jao par dukh main jana chayie….Lolz

 

 

Dulha: Aaaj se tum meri chand ho meri jaan ho meri shaan ho

Dulhan (sharmate huye):

Aaj se aap bhi meri Khalid ho Irfan ho Shahid ho Hanif ho…Lolz

 

 

Ladki shaadi se pehle

Janu tum nahi to main nahi Main nahi to tum nahi

Shaadi ke baad:

Bagairt insaan aaj tum nahi ya main nahi

Apr 07 2012

Mohabbat Se Paali Hui Beti

● Shadi ki Sharwani Larki walay Day..

Mere Valime Ka Suit Larki wale Dilaye

●Time Dekhne k leye Watch Ladki wale day

Haat mein Sonay ki Anghoti bhe Larki walay Day

●Mujhe Sonay k liye BED larki wale day
kapre Rakhne k leye Wardrobe Larki waly day

● I phone laptop aur
LCD tv larki walay day

●Drawing room k liye SOFA larki wale day
Washing Machine Larki walay day

●Phirne k liye Gaari Larki walay day
Istemal karne k liye Fridge Larki walay day

●Pakane k liye Chulaaa larki walay Day
Khane k liye bartan Larki wale Day.

Aurr phir jo kuch day rahe hain apni beti ko de rahe hain humay kya matlab in chezzon se?

Kya Man Baap apni itni mohabbat se paali hui beti de detay hain itna kafi nahi k yeh sub bhe chahye hota hay?

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Oct 20 2011

Apke Liye

Wife: Me America ja rahi hoon apke liye kya lau
Husband: Aik American Ladki
Wife Wapas Aye
Husband: mera gift!
Wife: 9 mahine intizaar karo

Oct 26 2013

Diwali Aai Khushiyan Lai Shayari

Diwali Aai Khushiyan Lai.
Bachcha Bola Fatakha Jalayenge.
Ladaka Bola Nye Kapde Kharidenge.
Ladki Boli Rangoli Sajayenge Aangan Me.
Baap Bola Ghar Sajayenge
Mammy Boli Mithai Banayenge.
Is Ghar K Pyari Khushiyo K Sath
Happy Dipawali & Safty Diwali….

Oct 19 2011

Laaga Ke Thoda Thoda Sa Rang

Khaa key gujiya pee key bhaang laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang baja ke dholak aur mridang khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

Apr 08 2011

WO Kon C Sabzi He

WO Kon C Sabzi He.Jiska Pahla Lafz Kat de To Ek Kimti Cheez Ka Naam Or Last Kat de To Sweet Dish.Or Dono Kat do To Ladki Ka Naam Banta Hai. Reply

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Oct 26 2011

Udas Dil

Jab b ye dil udaas hota hai
Jane kon aas pass hota hai
Kissi ko dundti hai ye nazar
Kissi k na hone ka ahsaas hota hai
Jo rooz kare muj ko Sms PIY@r
Who shakas b barda khaas hota hai

Oct 02 2011

Pujar Bangla Sms

Time na hone ke Karan Hum Is Saal

Dashare Ka Chanda Mobile Se Le Rahe Hain.

Aap Se Anurodh Hai

Ki Turant Is No Par 101 Ka Balence dalwa dain

*Dusehra ki Badhai ho*