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Oct 20 2011

Memories Of A Woman & Man

Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn’t marry…. ;->

May 11 2011

Women Day Sms

Women Day Sms

The Lifetime Of A Boy To Man..

I Was Born

A Woman Was There 2 Hold Me:
My Mother

I Grew As A Child
A Woman Was There 2 Care For Me & Play With Me:
My Sister.

I Went To School
A Woman Was There 2 Help Me Learn:
My Teacher

I Became Depressed Whenever I Lost
A Woman Was There 2 Offer A Shoulder:
My Girl Friend

I Needed Company
Compatability & Love..
A Great Woman Was There For Me:
My Wife

I Became Tough
A Woman Was There 2 Melt Me:
My Daughter..

When I Die
A Woman Is There 2 Absorb Me In:
My Motherland

If U R A Man
Value Every Woman &
If U R A Woman B Proud Of Urself…:

Apr 01 2011

Relation Between Man And Women

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Apr 02 2011

A Man Marries A Woman

The Holy Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings be upon him) said:

“A man marries a woman for four reasons: for her property for her rank for her beauty and for her religion (and character). So marry the one who is best in the religion and character and prosper”.

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Oct 20 2011

A Successful Woman

A Successful MAN Is One Who Makes More Money Than HIS Wife Can Spend A Successful Woman Is One Who Can Find Such A Man

Jul 20 2011

The Average Woman Would Rather Have Beauty

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains

because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown

Apr 05 2011

SERVER Woman

HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything FOREVER.

RAM woman:
She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.

CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her she c

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Jul 21 2011

The First And Highest Law Must Be The Love Of Man To Man

The first and highest law must be the love of man to man.

Homo homini Deus est – this is the supreme practical maxim

this is the turning point of the worlds History. ~Ludwig Feuerbach

Oct 20 2011

Women Qualities

HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything FOREVER.

RAM woman:
She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.

CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her she c

Jun 19 2011

Spider Man Sms

Agr kbi Spider Man LAHORE Aa Jae

Tou Subha TV Channels Pr Sb Se Pehle Kya News Hogi?

?

Spider Man MOCHI gate ßijli Ki Taron Mein Phas K Halaak…

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Apr 29 2011

Indian Women Wishes

Indian Women Wishes

Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn’t marry…. ;->

Jul 15 2011

A Man Asked God

A Man Askd God: Y Did U Made Woman So Cute?

God Said: So U Can Love Her

Man Asks: But God Y Did U Made Her So Stupid?

God Says: So She Can Love U too :-D

Apr 05 2011

A Successful MAN

A Successful MAN Is One Who Makes More Money
Than HIS Wife Can Spend A Successful Woman Is
One Who Can Find Such A Man

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Apr 05 2011

Marriage Is That Relation

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.

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Aug 08 2011

Marriage Is That Relation

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Oct 20 2011

Woman To Doctor

Woman.
Doctor Jab b mera shohar ghar ata hy
aate hi muje peetna shuru kr deta hay.
Doctor:
Wo junhi ghar aaye
Tum 15 mint tak dant saaf kia kro.
Woman kuch din bad:
Doctor Dant saaf krne ka itna fayda hay
k Ab mera shohar muje kuch nai kehta.
Doctor:
Ye fayada dant saaf krne se nai
zuban band rakhne se hua hey?.

Apr 05 2011

A Woman Was Telling Her Friend

A woman was telling her friend It was I who made my husband a millionaire.
And what was he before you married him? asked the friend.
The woman replied A multi-millionaire.

Oct 20 2011

Be Very Careful

The Hebrew Talmud
says: “Be very careful if
you make a woman cry
because God counts her
tears. The woman came out
of a man’s rib not from his
feet to be walked on. Not
from his head to be
superior of but from the
side to be equal with. Under
the arm to be protected for
and next to the heart to be
loved.” – Pass this on to all
your women friends and to
the men as well so they
would know the true value
of a woman. God bless!

Oct 18 2011

A Man From Among Those

“A man from among those who were before you was called to account. Nothing in the way of good was found for him except that he used to have dealings with people and being well-to-do he would order his servants to let off the man in straitened circumstances [from repaying his debt].” He (the Prophet – peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said that Allah said: “We are worthier than you of that (of being so generous). Let him off.”

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Apr 01 2011

A Man Was Mentioned

A man was mentioned in the presence of Rasul (صلى الله عليه وسلم) thereupon a man praised him well. Rasul (صلى الله عليه وسلم)  said: Woe to you you have cut the neck of your friend. Whoever among you is unavoidably going to praise his brother then let him say:
‘Ahsabu (the person) wa-allahu haseebuhu wa lã ‘uzakkee `alã ‘allãhi ‘ahadan ‘ahsabuhu (as such and as such) if he knows that of him.

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Apr 08 2011

A Man To Santa

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”

Apr 08 2011

Naragathil Yeman And Man

Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE

Apr 08 2011

When A Man Talks Dirty

When a man talks dirty 2 a women its sexual harassment
when a women talks dirty 2 a man its $$$ per minute!

Jul 10 2011

Every Relation Is Beautiful

EVERY relation is beautiful

but real Love is most beautiful!

Every light is good bt sunlight is best

Evry friend is sweet

bt

meri bat hi kuch or h yar;-

Oct 19 2011

Caring Relation

A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud a soft SMS is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lots of fun!

Jul 24 2011

RELATION Is When Someone Hurts U

RELATIONis when someone hurts u

u dont hurt back.

Whn someone shouts at u

u dont shout back.

BUT

Whn someone needs u

u always come baCk..

Jul 19 2011

Husband And Wife Relation Is The Most Beautiful

Husband And Wife relation is the most beautiful and love ful one.

So say love to your husband or wife by sending sms or messages.

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Oct 19 2011

Relation

A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak louda soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the Indian festival of Holi with lot of fun.

Jul 30 2011

Relation Is Not Measured When Both Take Care

Asalam O Alaikum. Shakspere said:

Relation is not Measured when Both take care of eachother

it is Measured when 1 ignore & other stil continues.

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Apr 03 2011

A True And Caring Relation

A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud
a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the Indian festival of Holi with lot of fun.

Oct 19 2011

A True And Caring Relation

A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

Oct 20 2011

An Old Woman Calling

A old woman calling her Husband Sunil Nehaal AjayYash Anil
1 larki bolee aunty ap ab be apnay husband se itna pyaar karti hain
jo unhay itnay pyaray naamon se bula ri hain.
Old womanman! Ni darasal kambakat ka naam yaad ni is leye atne naam try kar rahee hon.

Oct 22 2011

Young Woman Asked

“Where should one use perfume?”
a young woman asked.
“Wherever one wants to be kissed

Oct 23 2011

There Was This Woman

There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation – “If I die and my husband re-marries I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels.”

Apr 05 2011

A Old Woman Calling Her Husband

A old woman calling her Husband Sunil Nehaal AjayYash Anil
1 larki bolee aunty ap ab be apnay husband se itna pyaar karti hain
jo unhay itnay pyaray naamon se bula ri hain.
Old womanman! Ni darasal kambakat ka naam yaad ni is leye atne naam try kar rahee hon.

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Mar 08 2012

Which Woman Personality Has Inspired You

Happy Womens Day!
Today is International Womens Day! Tell us which woman personality has inspired you the most in your life?

Apr 08 2011

The Miracle Of Life Nurtured By A Woman

The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman who gave us love and sacrifice…MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!

Jul 21 2011

Woman Buys A New Sim

An Indian Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:

Hello Darling
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:

Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

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Jul 19 2011

If A Woman Has To Choose Between

If a woman has to choose between

catching a fly ball and saving an infants life

she will choose to save the infants life without even considering if there are men on base.

~Dave Barry~

Apr 21 2011

New Dating Tips For Women 2011

Ltest Dating Tips For Women 2011

1.Always look great whatever your income. Gorgeous hair and some lipstick with rags will still turn his head. You have the advantage. You are the woman. Look your best as you could meet a potential Mr. Right anywhere at any time.
2.Never reveal information you dont have to. An enigmatic woman drives men wild.
3.Keep dates brief but your men interested. Less is always more.
4.Try and stay in shape and involve some fitness regime at a gym. However much you hate it your Mr. Right loves your body as much as your mind.
5.Let your man pay. If he is interested he is interested enough to ensure you eat well and get home safely in a cab.
6.Ensure you receive flowers. If he doesnt know what a florist is dump him.
7.Never ever sleep with a guy until he has fallen for you. Sex early in your dating game plan will ruin everything.
8.Always keep a guy waiting and never turn up early. It is a ladys perogative.
9.Never be available when he wants you to be. Never be at the end of a phone when he calls and always let him leave a message or two first before replying.
10.If he is available Tuesday you are available Thursday.
11.Weekend shopping trips with girlfriends are sacred and not available for dates.
1.Keep your man standing on quicksand by shifting landmarks and goalposts constantly.
1.Ensure you are a good kisser. Men will walk away if you cannot kiss. Practice on a mirror if you have to.
14.Never ever talk about previous boyfriends particularly their prowess in the bedroom. Your ex-boyfriends are your business only.

May 31 2011

English Dirty Sms

Dirty Sms In English

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night

staggers up the aisle and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says Ive got news for you. Youre going straight to hell!

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts Man Im on the wrong bus!

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Oct 20 2011

A Man In Hell Asked Devil

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing Hell to hell is Free.

Oct 20 2011

Man On His Death

Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister Ur Best Friend & The Maid.
Wife : I Know Darling. Now Relax & Let The Poison Work! ..;-)

Oct 23 2011

Why A Man Carrzy

Y a man carrzy his wife’s photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!

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Oct 24 2011

One Day A Man Inserted

One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

Mar 31 2012

A Fool Man Reading This Msg

Aaj ki news suni hai?
CNN per?
BBC per?
AajTak per?
NDTV per?
GEO per?
Nahi suna?
Radio per to suna ho ga
Agar nahi to ab sun lo
Today is April Fool Day
And
This Time
A
Fool Man
Reading this msg very carefully….
Happy April Fool

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Oct 18 2011

A Man Sinned Greatly

“A man sinned greatly against himself and when death came to him he charged his sons saying: ‘When I have died burn me then crush me and scatter [my ashes] into the sea for by Allah if my Lord takes possession of me He will punish me in a manner in which He has punished no one [else].’ So they did that to him. Then He said to the earth: ‘Produce what you have taken – and there he was!’ And He said to him: ‘What induced you to do what you did?’ He said: ‘Being afraid of You O my Lord (or he said: ‘Being frightened of You’)’ and because of that He forgave him.”

Oct 24 2011

What A Married Man

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

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Jul 09 2011

An Old Man Married A Young Girl

An old man married a young girl

Some one asks the girl:

Aap ne in mye kiya dekha?

Girl: Ek tou in ki

INCOME

or

dosray in kay

DIN KUM.

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Apr 05 2011

One Day A Man Inserted

One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

Apr 03 2011

A Man Goes To A Shop

A Man goes to a shop:

I need a ladies suit..?

Shopkeeper:

Sir Begum kay liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon?

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Oct 18 2011

Su Kahu Su Na Kahu Man

su kahu su na kahu man che aasmanjas ma:pan atlu kahu koe sapanu nathy mary aa jingima jiva magu chu sapna ma pan sapanu natyh aa akho ma……

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Aug 29 2011

One Day A Big Fat Man Comes To You

One day a big fat man comes to you and puts you in a big bag.
Don’t get afraidi asked santaclause to gift me a good friend for this xmas.

Happy christmas.

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Apr 05 2011

How Does A Man Keep His Wife

Q: How does a man keep hiz wife?
A: By giving her money clothes & diamonds

Apr 08 2011

Similarity Between Man And The Letter

Similarity Between Man & The Letter ‘Q’

Both Are Zero Without That Little Thing Hanging Down Below…!

Jul 21 2011

Flirting Is The Art Of Making A Man

Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

So Keep Flirting Hahaha :-)

Apr 08 2011

What Does Man Love More Than Life

What does man love more than life Fear more than death or mortal strife What the poor have the rich require And what contented men desire What misers spend and spendthrifts save And all men carry to the grave?

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Jul 15 2011

’s Sad Story">A Mans Sad Story

A MANs Sad Story:

kl mri Birthdy thi

Mri BV ne mjy wish nhi kia or na he mre bacho ne

me kaam p gya lekn mre dosto ne b wish nhi kea

me apne cabin me chla gya

mri Secretry ne kaha

Happy Birthdy Boss

mjy bht acha lga

phr usne mjy apne Flat invite kea

She said:

me 2mint k lea Bedrom me chli jao?

I said:

OK

kch wqt k bad wo ek bht bry Cake k 7 bahir aa gai

uske pechy mre BV bche or dost b thy

.

.

.

.

or me us k intzar me Sofe p Nanga beta tha..

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Apr 01 2011

A Hero Is No Braver Than A Ordinary Man

A hero is no braver than a ordinary man

but he is braver five minutes longer – R W Emerson.

Oct 20 2011

The Same Thing Happened

An old Indian was standing on the corner. A good-looking woman passed by on the way to work. The Indian raised his hand in greeting and said “Chance!”
The same thing happened several days in a row. The woman would walk past the Indian would raise his hand and say “Chance!”
Finally one day she couldn’t ignore it any longer. So she stopped and asked “You’re an Indian aren’t you?”
He nodded.
She said “I always thought Indians said ‘How!’ as a greeting.”
Indian said “Already know ‘how’. Just want ‘chance’.”