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Apr 11 2011

Good Morning Sms Jokes

Good Morning Sms Jokes

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Good Morning Jokes

¤~Subho ki madham roshni
¤~Prindon k sorilay geet
Phoolon ki dheemi khushbu
Kalyon ki hasin muskurahat
Sab Mil kar Ap ko
*SUBHO BAKHAIR*

¤~Kehtey hain~¤

Good Morning Jokes
*Subha Bakhair!*
Is Yaqeen K Sath K “REHMAAN” ne Reham ker diya hay
“KAREEM” ne Karam ker diya hay
“RAZZAQ” ne Rizq likh diya hay
“SAMEE” ne duaein sun li hain
“BASEER” ne ashk-e-nadamat dekh liay hain
“GHAFFAR” ne Maghfirat ker di hay
“QUDDOOS” ne Pak ker diya hay
ek naye ehad se ek nai Subha Mubarak

Good Morning Jokes
“Muje janat Se Zyada Ja namaz pe Bethna Acha Lagta Hy
Q
K
janat Me Mera Dil Khush Ho Ga
jab K
ja namaz p Mera RAB Khush Ho Ga “.
Assalam_o_Alaikum! (GooD MoRNinG)

 

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Oct 19 2011

Happy Holi Text Sms Messages And Wishes In Marathi

1. holi sms messages in marathi
Pyar sneh samarpan dular mohabbat
sadbhawna sadvichar in saat rango ki
rahe baucchar aaj ka din laye aapke jeevan
me satrangi bahar. HAPPY HOLI !

2. holi sms messages in marathi
Holi Dar Varshi Yet
Aani sarvana rangun jate
Te rang nighun ja
Pan tumachya premacha rang tasach rahto
HAPPY HOLI

3. holi sms messages in marathi
Rangachya Duniyat Shantar Dangli
Rangabirangy Rangat
Chimb Chimb Nahaly
HAPPY HOLI

4. holi sms messages in marathi
Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat
Wahun jate sahwasache pani
Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto…
Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavani
HAPPY HOLI

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Oct 19 2011

Funny Holi Sms Text Messages And Jokes Hindi

1. funny holi sms messages and jokes


räin
U
/
barish karvayi hai apke liye
Naha lena
Holi ka intezar mat karna…. Abhi 4 din hain..

2. funny holi sms messages and jokes
Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte
bujdil kabhi khulkar var nahi karte
aur ham wo h jo HAPPY HOLI kahne k liye holi ka intar nahi karte

3. funny holi sms messages and jokes
H_A_P_P_Y

H_O_L_I

BCOZ KABIR JI NE KAHA THA
KAL KARE SO AAJ KAR
AAJ KARE SO AB
NETWORK FAIL HO JAYEGA
PHIR WISH KAREGA KAB.

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Dec 12 2012

Cute Christmas Sms Jokes

  • sweet and cute christmas jokes-1
    Its Christmas again !
    Lve fellowship nd togetherness
    make the Christmas season all the more special.
    Christmas also means spreading the warmth of our heart
    into the lives of others
    nd bringing in joy nd cheers.
    So this Christmas
    let these special Christmas sms messages
    show how much u cherish the
    presence of ur loved ones in your life.
    Wishing u a Merry Christmas from all of us–
  • sweet and cute christmas jokes-2
    He
    who
    has
    not
    Christmas
    in
    his
    heart
    will
    never
    find
    it
    under
    a
    tree.
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    Christmas hath a darkness;
    Brighter than the blazing noon;
    Christmas hath a chillness
    Warmer than the heat of June
    Christmas hath a beauty
    Lovelier than the world can show:
    For Christmas bringeth Jesus
    Brought for us so low
    Christina Rosetti
    Christmas is near
Nov 04 2011

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu English & Hindi

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu

(”)      (__)=._____
<) (\\’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !”! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid
please stay on this line

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other

which person ll be left behindtoday
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”

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Nov 04 2011

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu English & Hindi

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu

(”)      (__)=._____
<) (\\’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !”! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid
please stay on this line

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other

which person ll be left behindtoday
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Funny  Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak

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Dec 12 2012

Happy Merry Christmas Jokes

  • Real Spirit of Christmas
    Christmas is not a Time nor a Season
    But a State of Mind.
    To Cherish Peace and Goodwill
    To be Plenteous in Mercy
    Is to have the Real Spirit of Christmas .
  • May all the sweet magic
    May all the sweet magic
    Of Christmas conspire
    To gladden your hearts
    And fill every desire.
  • Season’s Greetings!
    Joy resounds -in the hearts of those
    who believe in the -miracle of Christmas!
    Wishing you all the peace -joy -and love
    of the season! Season’s Greetings!

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Oct 22 2011

Happy Kiss Day Funny Sms Messages And Jokes Urdu Hindi English

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Question :
Why Do Girls Close
Their Eyes While Kissing A Guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer :
Yeh Ladkiyan Ladkon
Ko Kabhi Khush Nahi Dekh Sakti.
happy kiss day

2.
kiss day funny sms messages and jokes
kiss is not like nokia just connecting people
not like nike just do it
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more
but kiss is like lAYs no one can eat just one
happy kiss day

3.
kiss day funny sms messages and jokes
kiss is the key of lovelove is the lock of marriage marriage is the box of children children is the problem of pakistan so plz stop kissing and save pakistan.
happy kiss day

4.
kiss day funny sms messages and jokes
love is blind
Be very kind
When I kiss you
Please don�t mind
happy kiss day

5.
kiss day funny sms messages and jokes
1 bat bolu
Jara jara touch me touch me touch me
Jara jara kiss me kiss me
happy kiss day 2011

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Nov 11 2012

Happy Diwali Sms In Marathi

  • agna eba krud’dha
    Raga sage barna
    Debi syana
    Grea haa tara k?udha. 

    Tara hate Machete
    Tara abhilaa e Slashing
    Tini kona koa jane
    Eba pra?a calaa ya’o badha.

    Tini bujhate parena na
    Papi ba santa
    Tara misana ina kharapa ya’o badha
    Tini tara sanyama hari eche.

    Eba tarapara tini kono kichura upara alocana
    Ea ki? Tini nicera dekhaa
    Tara bhaabaha ya’o se tara palanakartara khumje
    Alasa tara a?guli adha mithyabadi.

    Grea ki se samparke sucita kara haa tara apamana
    Tara mahana unmattata sale tini ekai’o na am?ca chila
    Ea tara tarjana garjana thamate kapardi praojana
    Tini ki se kaja kareni tara jihba kamaaa.

    Eba e’ibhabe amara janate pari ye mahana Maa kali
    Lajjita hacche andhabhabe agnisarma jan’ya anutapi
    Tini nijedera madhye du’i pakera jan’ya ghora
    Amadera sathe bhala o kharapa batila karara cea karachena.

    Ta’i prati bachara amara tara puja
    Prati bachara amara amadera tara betana srad’dhajñapana
    Eba e’i bhabe” kali puja”
    Eba upara jan’ya ba?asera ya?a.

  • Deep Jalty jagmgaate rahen
    Deep Jalte jagmgaate rahen
    Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahen
    Jabb-takk jindagi hai dua hai hamari
    Aap Chand ki tarah jagmgaate rahen..
    Happy Diwali…

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Apr 10 2011

Good Morning Messages Jokes 2011

Good Morning Messages Jokes 2011

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Good Morning Jokes

Morning Cardio Routine:
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Stretch. Gravity Hand Slam
On Snooze Button.
Pull Arm Back Under Covers.
Roll over.
Wait 5 Minutes.
Repeat . . . =P =D

Good Morning Jokes

.:-)”*:._.:-)”*:.
GÖÖD MORNING “+._.+*”*+._.+”

Løve i$ the mø$t beåütifül trüth øf life
Never ignøre per$øn whø løve$ u..

$Übhå ~ BäKHäir:-*

Good Morning Jokes

Birds are chillaying murgha is kukrukuing
Chaand is doobing sun is nikling
Flowers are khushboo maring peacock is naching
all are kahing to u Good Morning & u r still soying?

Good Morning Jokes

Bina chahat k EHSAAS nahi hota
Har koi dunya meKHAAS nahi hota
Zarorat ziada jiski rehti haiDIL ko
Wahi shakhs jane kyunPAASnahi hota
(GOOD MORNING)

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Apr 10 2011

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

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Advice Messages

Dear agar ap kisi insan ko check karna chahte hain keh wo kesa hai to usse 3 halton main check kijiye.
1. usse ghuse main dekhiye.
2. uss ke sath safar kar ke dekhiye.
3. uss ke dost dekhiye.

Advice Messages
Never tell your problems to anyone except the 1% people . Who genuinely love u because 20% people dont care and othr 79% people r glad tht u have problem.

Advice Messages
With money you can buy a house but not a home; a clock but not time; a bed but not sleep; a book but not knowledge; see a doctor but not good health; buy a position but not respect; blood but not life; acquaintance but not a friend.

May 14 2011

Marathi Buddha Jayanti-Purnima Text Sms Messages

Buddha Jayanti-Purnima Text Sms Messages In Marathi

Aroghyam Oka Goppa Varam
Santrupti Oka Goppa sampada
Viswassam Manchi Bandhavaim
Happy Jayanti day

Marathi Text Sms

Rang-gandhachya utsavat
Samil hou ya sarejan
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun
Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha .
Happy purnima day

Marathi Text Sms

Gulabi Thandi
Soneri Prakash
Navya swapnachi navi laat
nave prayatna
nava vishwas
navya yashacha navin dhyas
navin varsh jao jhakas
hap..py purnima and jaya da

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Feb 28 2012

Happy Holi Sms In Marathi Font

Happy holi sms messages in marathi font for wish holi festival in marathi language.

तोडी वे अरे मिलेस अपर्त बूट इ वांना रेंच अक्रोस थे मिलेस अंड साय इ अं थिंकिंग ऑफ योइन अ वेरी स्पेकिअल वय . हैप्पी होळी

 

ग्रेअत विशेस तो यौ अंड यौर फमिली फोर अ होळी फेस्टिवल फिल्लेद विथ ग्रेअत मोमेंत्स अंड मेमोरीएस तो चेरीश फोर लंग. हैप्पी होळी

 

अ तौच ऑफ ग्रीन इ सेंड तो यौ अ द्रोप ऑफ ब्लुये तो कोल थे हुये अ तींगे ऑफ रेड फोर वर्म्थ अंड झेस्त फोर अ कॉलोर्फुल होळी. हवे अ स्वीट अंड कॉलोर्फुल होळी

 

Holi festival greeting text in english.

Hi Dear! we are miles apart but I wanna reach across the distance and say i’m thinking of you in a very unique way happy holi.

 

Great wishes to you and your family for a Holi Festival filled with great moments and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!

 

A touch of greet I send to you a drop of blue to cool the hue a tinge of red for warmth and zest for a colorful and happy holi.

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Aug 05 2011

Latest April Fool Sms Jokes Wishes Messages And Quotes 2011

Latest April Fool Sms Jokes Wishes Messages And Quotes 2011

1.

31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

2.

When I call you:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like yoU
3 ring means : I am thinking of yoU
4 ring means : I need yoU
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

3.

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What is 14?

I love you.
No

I hate you.
No

I miss you.
No

I wish you.
NO

14 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
April Fool…

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Apr 04 2011

Latest Ugadi And Gudi Padwa Marathi Sms Wishes And Messages 2011

Latest ugadi  and gudi padwa Marathi sms wishes and messages 2011


Gudi Padwa sms And Ugadi Wishes

Happy Ugadi to all my friends.Ugadi is the New Year’s Day for the people of Andhra Pradesh and also for the Telugu people all over the world.so on that Day enjoy with ur friends once again i wish u Happy UGADI

Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Ugadi and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

Gudi Padwa sms And Ugadi Wishes

Like birds let us leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful Enjoy it. Happy Gudi Padwa Ugadi

Gudi Padwa sms And Ugadi Wishes

One year gone
One new year comes
It happened so
And it’ll always be so
But you can make it a better one
Happy Ugadi 2011

Gudi Padwa sms And Ugadi Wishes

The festivals are being celebrated with great zeal and fervour across the country.
Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and President Pratibha Patil have also wished the country people on the auspicious occasion.Happy Gudi Padwa

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Jan 22 2012

’ Sms Jokes">Republic Day 201 Sms Jokes

Republic Day 201 Sms Jokes

Lets carry on ritualy remembering
each other nd grt
on occasions on anniversaries;
lets carry on to count years
add on the nmbrs
4the delight of managers
of our affairs
let’s hope for the magic wand
2 wrk miracles by the turn
of the endless nyt.

Mar 31 2013

April Fool Marathi Sms

Sab Ko Majboor Bana Ker Chora
Apna Dastoor Bana Ker Chora

In Siyasat Ke Peshwaon Ney
Qaum Ko Fool Bana Ker Chora

Siyasat Khappe Khappe

Jul 04 2011

Hindi Jokes

Eik Naik admi Jiski Adat thi K Wo Rastay Mai Milnay Walay Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta tha.

Per 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dainay K Bajaye Usay Galiyan Deta.

Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz Salam Karta.

1 Din Ussay Kisi Nay Pocha K:

Wo Shakhs Har Roz apko Bura Bhala Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Ussay Salam Q Kartay Ho?

Us Naik Insan ne Jawab Diya:

Us Ki Beti Se Mera Chakkar Hai Yaar

Moral: Her msg Islami nahi hota.

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Sep 22 2011

Latest 23rd March Sms Messages And Jokes Collection

happy 23rd march pakistan day sms messages and jokes


23rd march sms messages and jokes .1

‘Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano Agar Aaj Valentines
Ya Friendship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo!
Jaldi Se Utho Or Sab Ko Wish Karo. HAPPY Pakistan Day’

 

23rd march sms messages and jokes .2
Ye watan hamara
ha…
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tum ho Khwah makhwah
is myn…

23rd march sms messages and jokes .3

!=–.._..-=-._.
!=–..(*..-=-_;
!=–.._..-=-._;
!
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“Na Bijli Na Paani.”
“Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani”
baly baly 2 march dia MubArakAa..

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Apr 29 2011

Urdu HIndi And English Insult Sms Jokes 2011

2011 Insult Sms Jokes In Urdu HIndi And English

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute beautiful & angelic
I agree. That’s true
Believe me
I swear because love is definitely blind.

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Oct 16 2011

Diwali Quotes In English Hindi And Marathi

Diwali Quotes In English

O Ram! The light of lights the self-luminous inner light of the Self is ever shining steadily in the chamber of your heart. Sit quietly. Close your eyes. Withdraw the senses. Fix the mind on this supreme light and enjoy the real Deepavali by attaining illumination of the soul.

Diwali Quotes In Hindi

Baray hon ya chottay aap
Amma hon ya kisi k baap

Diwali par ho fun non stop
Kisi ko na rokain aap!

Happy Diwali!

Diwali Quotes In Urdu

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

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Dec 12 2012

Christmas Jokes For Girlfriend Boyfriend

  • wonderful Christmas
    **.*
    *(‘’)(‘’)*
    *()()
    Christmas is near
    and its coming
    Be merry!
    Be happy!
    Have a wonderful Christmas
    &
    New Year in advance.
  • Lets welcome
    Lets welcome the year-
    which is fresh and
    newLets cherish each
    moment it beholds Lets
    celebrate this
    blissful-New-year
    Merry X-mas
  • Lovely X-mas
    I wish U Lovely X-mas
    I wish U Favorable
    I wish U Enjoyable
    U shall not Lack in this X-mas
    thy Lord shall provide to U!
    Merry X-Mas.

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Jul 03 2011

Funny Jokes In Punjabi

Kamzoor dil

wale ye msg na parhy moat ho skti hai..

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jigar

50 ka balance

tu bhejna..

Pey Gai na Moat?

Oct 16 2011

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Marathi Diwali Sms 2011

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

Tamil Diwali Sms 2011

Deepangal Jolikka
Pattasu vedikka
Pudhu Thuni Udhuthi
Magilchiyudan in naalai neengal kondada
En Iniya Deepavali Vaazthukkall

Mar 12 2012

MARATHI PAUL PADHATI PUDHE

Cricket kheltana

Aajit Agarkar ne paul Pudhe takla tar umpire kay bolel ?

MARATHI PAUL PADHATI PUDHE.

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May 22 2011

Urdu Hindi And English Student Teacher Jokes

Student Teacher Jokes In Urdu Hindi And English

White color kaa dress pehen kar hum sab lagte they kitne ache.

School lagta tha poultry farm or hum sab murghi ke bachay.

Mujhko samajh na aya aaj tak teacher ka ye funda.

Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda.

(‘’) hahaha

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May 22 2011

Tamil Jokes Sms

Tamil Sms Jokes

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

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May 23 2011

Telugu-Telangana Jokes

Telangana/Telugu Jokes

Child: amma toilet ki poyanu vachi kadugu.
Amma: Sorry ra nenu TV chushunanu
Kavalantai SMS chaduvuthuna vaditho kadiginchuko.

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Oct 19 2011

Happy Diwali Jokes

Happy Diwali jokes

Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..
Happy Diwali

May 17 2011

Politicians Sms Jokes Messages In Urdu Hindi And English 2011

2011 Urdu Hindi And English Politicians Sms Jokes Messages

Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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Mush was out with his driver….. their car hit a dog who died……Mush asked the driver to go and bury the dog in the nearby village while Mush waits in the car……after the burial the villagers showered the driver with flowers and carried him on their shoulders dancing and were very happy………………….
Mush asked the driver why are they doing this. He replied i dont know Sir i just told them that i am Mush’s driver….aur Kutta mar gya hai…….!

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Mubaric ho Adliya bahal ho gaye !

Ab har ghareeb ko Roti Kapra Makan mile ga

Mazlum ko fori insaf mile ga

Jarayim khatam ho jayen gay

Load shedding nahi ho gi

Mehngaye khatam ho jaye gi

Pakistan main haqiqi jamhuriyat aye gi

Corruption khatam ho jaye gi

India dost ban jaye ga

Dehshat gardi khatam ho jaye gi

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Aur shayed hamari aankh khul jaye gi !

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May 17 2011

Politics Sms Jokes

Politics Jokes Sms

Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ?
wah wah
Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ?
Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai ! :)

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Mar 31 2013

’ April Fool Hindi Sms">201 April Fool Hindi Sms

Aeroplane Aa Raha Hai Dekho..
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Dikha
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Dikha
Chala Bhi Gaya Buddhu
Upar Dekhna Chaiye Tha Na
Mobile Me Aayega Kya

May 17 2011

Urdu Hindi Or English Politics Sms Jokes And Messages

Politics Sms Jokes And Messages In Urdu Hindi Or English

zardari celebrating his victory

bachnaaaaa ay gharebo…..lo main aa gaya….khoon ka payasa…amn ka dushman…..apni ada hai bibi se juda!..hey ho!

herei s another one…my favourite

ek zaradri mota taza tha jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha…Ding Dong

zardari ne beth k socha ye bibi ko dain gay dhoka ye…..Bibi ko marain gay goli aur khayain gay mulk ko….Ding Dong…..

per army bari sayani thi aur sharfu ki shamat aani thi army beech se nikal gayi aur sharfu ki kursi nigal gayi….phir zardari bun gaya naya DON…. DingDong DingDong

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May 21 2011

Sardarji Jokes In Urdu Hindi And English

Urdu Hindi And English Sardarji Jokes

Two Sardarjis both student of I.I.T Kanpur
They were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other
Whats the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon.
We are sardars we will go direct to the sun.
But if we get within 1 million miles from the sun well melt.
And the first answered So what well go at night.

May 21 2011

Sardarji Jokes Sms

Sardarji Sms Jokes

Sardarji is filling up a job application………………………
He promptly fills in the lines on Name Age Addr& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected…………………
After much thought he writes: Yes………………………..

Apr 16 2011

Double Meaning Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

girl- aj mat dalo
boy- kyo?
girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut
dard hua me puri raat maslti rahi
or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe
lagata hai ye

-EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-

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Jul 06 2011

Jokes In Urdu

کنجوس دوکان پر:

بھائ صاحب ایک روپے کا ایزی لوڈ کر دو.

دوکاندار: اتنا لوڈ کرا کے کال کرو گے یا میسج ،

کنجوس:کرنا تو کچھ نہیں بس ایسے ھی پیسے اڑانے کی عادت ھے.

Jul 23 2011

Pakistan Jokes

کچھ آدمی دوزخ میںبہت گرمی میں بڑےآرام سےسو رھےتھے

اک فرشتےنے دوسرےسےپوچھا یہ اتنےآرام سے دوزخ میںسورھے ھیں

تودوسرےنےکہا یہ سب پاکستان سےآۓھیں..گرمی اورلوڈشیڈنگ کے عادی ھیں.

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Jul 03 2011

Zardari Jokes

Jab me 6 saal ka tha to mera baap mujy jaib khrch nahi deta tha

phir main ami k sath sony lga or abu ko ami k pas nahi aany deta tha

abu majboor ho kr mujy 10 rupy roz deny lge

siyasat ka ye mera pehla qadam tha…

(zrdari)

Jun 21 2011

Husband And Wife Jokes

Husband: Aj Rat ka Kia Program Hai?

Wife: Munna So Jaye Phr!

Husbnd: Munna Abi Soya Nai?

Munna Bola: Jiski Maa ki izat Khatrey mai Ho Usey Kese Nend Aaegi. :-)

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Jun 21 2011

Family Jokes

A boy after watching wedding movie of his father:

Abba meri shadi te v kanjariyaa nachvana apni shadi di tarah

Abba: Khutay deya putra Ö terian phuphian si.

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Jul 03 2011

Funny Jokes Sms

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KakA Gal Sun

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Masjid wichun Lotay Fir Gaib Ny
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<) (>
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Tu Baaz Nai Aana?…

Jul 04 2011

Maa Beta Jokes

Larka (burqay wali ko cherte hue)

Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda

kesi ho meri Khalida

Burqay wali: Ghor se dekh manhoos na dalda na khalida ma hoon teri Walda..

 

Oct 16 2011

Hindi Sardarji Jokes

Sardar Sent A Sms To His Pregnant Wife.
Two Seconds Later A Report Came
To His Phone And He Started Dancing.
The Report Said “Delivered”.

Oct 20 2011

Latest 23rd March Sms Messages And Jokes Collection

23rd march sms messages and jokes .1
‘Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano Agar Aaj Valentines
Ya Friendship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo!
Jaldi Se Utho Or Sab Ko Wish Karo. HAPPY Pakistan Day’

23rd march sms messages and jokes .2
Ye watan hamara
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tum ho Khwah makhwah
is myn…

23rd march sms messages and jokes .3

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!=–..(*..-=-_;
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“Na Bijli Na Paani.”
“Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani”
baly baly 2 march dia MubArakAa..

Jul 29 2011

Insult Jokes

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Maa sadkay jaway…..

light da intzar karday karday BULB warga mounh nikal aya…

Feb 28 2012

Maha Shivaratri Sms In Marathi

Latest mahashivaratri / maha shivaratri sms messages in marathi language. Send these maha shivaratri greeting text to your marathi relative.

 

दिविणे लोर्त फोर्गीवे अल यौर इग्नोरांचे दिविणे लॉर्ड एक्ष्तेन्द यौर ब्लेस्सिंग्स तो अल .
हैप्पी महाशिवरात्री २०१२

 

तोडी इस थे औस्पिकिऔस दय ऑफ लॉर्ड शिवा सिलेब्राते इत विथ जोय ऑफ हेअर्त अंड हेल्प पेओप्लेस उन्देर्स्तंद थे वाळूएस ऑफ लॉर्ड शिवा .
हैप्पी महा शिवरात्री

 

लेंड मी तो यौर विस्डोमे लेत मी बाठे इन यौर पुरीत्य दिविणे लॉर्ड लेत मी मेल्ट आणतो थे बेऔत्य महा शिवरात्री विशेस .
हैप्पी महाशिवाराठ्री

 

मे थे ब्लेसिंग ऑफ लॉर्ड शिवा बे विथ यौ
सेन्डिंग यौ मी वोर्म विशेस ओं महा शिवरात्री!

 

शिवरात्री ब्लेसिंग तो यौ अंड यौर फमिली. मे थे अल्मिघ्त्य लॉर्ड शिवा ब्लेस यौ विथ गुड थिंग्स अंड पेर्फेच्त हेअर्त.
हैप्पी महाशिवरात्री

 

Happy maha shivaratri sms messages in english language.

Divine Lord forgive all your ignorance Divine Lord extend your blessings to all

Happy Shivarathri 2012

 

Today is the auspicious day of Lord Shiva Celebrate it with joy of heart and help people understand the values of Lord Shiva. Happy Maha Shivratri

 

Lead me to your wisdom Let me bathe in your purity Divine Lord let me melt into the beauty Maha Shivratri Wishes. Happy Shivarathri 2012

 

May the blessing of lord shiva be with you Sending you my worm wishes on maha shivratir!

 

Shivratri blessings to you and your family. May the almighty Lord Shiva bless you all with good things and perfect health.

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Apr 10 2011

Anniversary Sms Jokes 2011

Anniversary Sms Jokes 2011

Anniversary  sms Anniversary  messages Anniversary  jokes Anniversary  wishesAnniversary  sms messages Anniversary  text sms Anniversary  text messages Anniversary  text wishes.

Anniversary Messages
May love continuously rule your relationship
as you rule each other with patience and care.
Wishing you a lifetime of wonderful years together.

Anniversary Messages
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

Anniversary Messages
That special day is here again The day we took our vows Youre just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

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Oct 19 2011

Diwali SMS In Bhojpuri/Tamil/Marathi Funny Poetry

 

  • Diwali SMS Messages Bhojpuri
    Aayaa tyohaar Diwali ka
    Bachcho ki khushhali ka
    Bablu kahate papa se
    Mujhako PC lana hai
    guriya kahati mammi se
    hame sitar bajana hai
    papa bare achambhe me hai
    ye mausam kangali ka
    Aayaa tyohaar diwali ka
  • Diwali SMS Messages Tamil
    Sab ki farmaish se tang huye hai
    Bablu guriya ke papa ji
    Patni to sir chadh kar bole
    Kabhi na kahati aao ji
    Ab bhaag na sakate papa ji
    Jo theka liye rakhwali ka
    Aayaa tyohaar diwali ka
  • Diwali SMS Messages Marathi
    Ashirwad Mile Bado Se
    Sahyog Mile Apno Se
    Khusiya Mile Jag Se
    Doulat Mile Rub Se
    Yahi Duaa Karte He Hum Dil Se
    Wish YOU A Very
    Happy Dipawali

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Oct 16 2011

Diwali Messages In Tamil And Marathi

Diwali Messages In Tamil 2011

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….
Ana…
Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?!
Illa Thalai Vali Vandha Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

Diwali Messages In Marathi 2011

Swarglok se Laxmi
Vaikunth se Vishnu
Kailash se Mahadev Brahmlok se Brahma
aur Pruthvi se swayam
HUM aap ko advance me Diwali ki shubhkamnain bhej rahe hai.:)

May 18 2011

Funny Quiz Sms Jokes

Funny Quiz Sms Jokes

Suppose its last day of earth
Name any prsn u wnt 2
Hug tghtly:
Slap:
Show rspct:
Say a gud bye:
Say i love u:
Say marry ME:
say sorry:

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May 17 2011

Politicians Funny Sms Jokes 2011

2011 Funny Politicians Jokes Sms

Budget 2011

Chawal 1 rupay k 2 danay.

Daal 50 paisay k 4 danay.

Oil 10 rupay k 2 Qatray.

Doodh 2 rupay ka 1 Qatra.

Note: yeah sab chezain aik sath kharednay walay ko…
1. Daisy Ghee ke khushboo sunghae ja a ge.
2. Petrole bhe muft dikhaya ja a ga.
Pakistan Zinda Baad.

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May 21 2011

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
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Banta: Aur santa kaisi guzar rahi hai?
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Santa: Pooch mat yaar jab tak sister na kaho sunti hi nahi.

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Jun 01 2011

Fathers Day Sms Jokes

Fathers Day Jokes Sms

Father:
Tum ne aj tak koi aasa kaam kia
hai jis se mera sir oncha hova ho?
Son:
Jee papa yaad karen 1 dafa main ne
ap k sir k nechay 2 takiye rakhay te.

May 10 2011

English Pathan Jokes

Pathan Jokes In English

A Pathan was asked in jail.
Wat did u do?
Pathan: I roped a bank
& deposited all da money in da same bank.

May 29 2011

Kiss Sms Jokes

Kissing Jokes Sms

BOY: Aaj Tum Kiss Karney Se Eyes Band Nahin Ker Rahi

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GIRL :Kanjra Last Time Eyes Band Ki Thi To Tum Ne Mere Jaib main Se 100 Rupy Nikal Liye Thy.

|’\(‘.’) lo dasso yaar

| | (> hun bnday nu

| _| \_ lor v hundi a.

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May 10 2011

Urdu Pathan Jokes

Pathan Jokes In Urdu

Molvi Pathan Sy: Ghusal k Kitny Faraaiz Hain ?
Pathan: 3
Molvi: Shabash Kon Kon Sy?
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Pathan: Shampoo Sabun Aur Toliya. :-)

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Apr 28 2011

Husband Wife Jokes Sms

Husband Wife Jokes Sms

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanksbut promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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Apr 14 2011

Mahavir Jayanti Jokes 2011

Mahavir Jayanti Jokes 2011

Fallow the path of Non violence
Take an Oath on this auspicious day
Wishes on Mahavir Jayanti

Apr 20 2011

Faraz Sms Jokes

Faraz Sms Jokes

Shoaib Akhtar Ne Harbhajan Ko
Ye Keh Kr Chup Kra Diya “FARAZ”
Keh “Chal Chal” Hum Ne Yeh Match
Sania Bhabi Ki Wajah Se Gift Kr Diya.