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May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Aur Circuit Sms

Munna Bhai And Circuit Sms

Munna bhai:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain?

Circuit:
Bolay to patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

Apr 08 2011

Subha Ko Yaad Aayi To Miss Kiya

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiyadopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiyasham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiyaaur apun ne fauran sms kiya.

Some Related Terms:

  • Maa ko pregnent kiya
Apr 02 2011

Nahin Aur Kuch Bhi Tere Siva

Tere Siva
Nahin Aur Kuch Bhi Tere Siva?!
Mere Dosti
Meri Zindagi
Meri Khamoshi
Meri Be-Basi
Mera Alam Bhi
Mera Naam Bhi
K Meri Subah
K Mere Sham Bhi
Wo Sabhi Kuch Tujhe Atta Kare
Mere Dost To Yaqeen To Kar
Mujhe Mangana Tuna Aa Saka
Main Ne Phir Bhi Mangi Yehi Dua
K Gawahi De Ga Mera Khuda
Maine Jub Bhi Us Se Talab Kiya
Nahi Manga Kuch Bhi
Tere Siva

Some Related Terms:

  • mat pooch alam sms
May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms In Hindi

Hindi Munna Bhai Sms

Patient: Doctor aap ko yakin hai k mjhy Namoonia (pneumonia).
hai kyun ke pichly dino aik doctor meri frnd ka Namoonia ka.
ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mr gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai tu namoonia sy hi maray
ga.

Jul 16 2011

Munna Bhai Visits Mysore Palace

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re i shappath !

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Some Related Terms:

  • bhai ne choda
  • Antarvasna Me
  • bhai se chudwaya
  • bhai ne behan ko choda
  • Gandikahani com
  • sister ko choda
  • gandi kahania with photo
  • sote hue choda
  • antarvashna handi khani
  • deshimurga com
Apr 02 2011

Mein Khayal Hoon Kisi Aur Ka

Mein Khayal Hoon Kisi Aur Ka
Mujhe Sochta Koi Aur Hai
Sar-E-Aeenah Mera Aks Hai
Pas-E-Aeenah Koi Aur Hai

Mein Kisi Keh Dast-E-Talab Mein Hoon
To Kisi Keh Harf-E-Dua Mein Hoon
Mein Naseeb Hoon Kisi Aur Ka
Mejhe Maangta Koi Aur Hai

Ajab Aitabar-O-Bey Aitabaree
Keh Darmayan Hai Zindagi
Mein Qareeb Hoon Kisi Aur Keh
Mujhe Jaanta Koi Aur Hai

Mujhe Doston Ka Pata Nahin
Mujhey Dushmanon Ki Khabar Nahin
Meri Daastan Koi Aur Thi
Mera Waaqaya Koi Aur Hai

Jo Milen Kabhi Unhen Poochna
Dekhna Unhen Ghaur Sey
Jinhen Raastey Mein Khabar Hui
Keh Yeh Raasta Koi Aur Hai

Jo Meri Reyazat-E-Neem Shab
Ko Saleem Subh Na Mil Saki
To Is Key Maane To Yeh Huwa
Keh Yahan Khuda Koi Aur Hai

Some Related Terms:

  • Antar vasna com
  • nani ki chudai
  • machar bhagane ka tarika
  • baji ko choda
  • Behan ki Chudai ki kahani
  • driver se chudai
  • teacher ki chudai ki kahani
  • muslim aurat ko choda
  • didi ke sath nahaya
  • http://romantichindistori com
Apr 05 2011

Papar Aur Jhapar Main Farak

Papar aur jhapar main farak
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le pata chal jayega.

Jul 21 2011

Main Khayal Hoon Kisi Aur Ka

Main Khayal Hoon Kisi Aur Ka
Mujhe Sochta Koi Aur Hai
Sar-E-Aeenah Mera Aks Hai
Pas-E-Aeenah Koi Aur Hai

Mein Kisi Keh Dast-E-Talab Mein Hoon
To Kisi Keh Harf-E-Dua Mein Hoon
Mein Naseeb Hoon Kisi Aur Ka
Mejhe Maangta Koi Aur Hai

Ajab Aitabar-O-Bey Aitabaree
Keh Darmayan Hai Zindagi
Mein Qareeb Hoon Kisi Aur Keh
Mujhe Jaanta Koi Aur Hai

Mujhe Doston Ka Pata Nahin
Mujhey Dushmanon Ki Khabar Nahin
Meri Daastan Koi Aur Thi
Mera Waaqaya Koi Aur Hai

Jo Milen Kabhi Unhen Poochna
Dekhna Unhen Ghaur Sey
Jinhen Raastey Mein Khabar Hui
Keh Yeh Raasta Koi Aur Hai

Jo Meri Reyazat-E-Neem Shab
Ko Saleem Subh Na Mil Saki
To Is Key Maane To Yeh Huwa
Keh Yahan Khuda Koi Aur Hai

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Messages

Munna Bhai Messages

Circuit & Munna In Usa!
Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.
Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka – chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar – Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away

Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother’s brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date}
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose.

Munna: Yeh Bol Tere Desh Mein Aake Apun Ka Chati khushi se Phul gaya hai
Circut: In Ur Country With Happiness My Chest Became Breast .

Some Related Terms:

  • Behan bhai chudai kahani
  • sardi me chudai
Jul 10 2011

Shiqwa Teri Yaadon Se Is Tarha Kiya Hum Ne

Shiqwa Teri Yaadon Se Is tarha Kiya Hum Ne.

Hanstay Hanstay Dil Ko Rula Diya Hum Ne.

Ek Lamha Diya Tu Ne Jeene K Liye

Aur Us Main Zindagi Ko Bita Diya Hum Ne.

Ek Safay Pay Likhi Teri Yaad Ki Dastaan

Dusra Hissa Khali He Jala Diya Hum Ne.

Kis Baat Ki Maazrat Chahte Hain Wo

Jis Baat Ko Sunte He Bhula Diya Hum Ne.

Wo Keyon Nahi Aatey Hamare Paas *

Jin Ki Raahon Main Palkon Ko Bicha Diya Hum Ne….?

Some Related Terms:

  • behan ka rape kiya
Oct 22 2011

1 Pathan Hajj Pe Geya Aur

1 Pathan Hajj pe geya aur ro ro k dua mangny laga.
“Ya Allah! Mere sarey gunah muaf kar de
Ya phir!
!
!
Mere 2 lakh jo Hajj pe lagy hyn wapis kr dy.

Some Related Terms:

  • driver se chudwaya
Jul 22 2011

’nt Like Munna Bhai">If You Dont Like Munna Bhai

Hi

If you don’t like “munna bhai” then close this email now. This
is not for you…

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Ok so you are still here. I take it as you like “munna bhai”
and have watched both movies “Munna Bhai MBBS” and “Lage Raho
Munna Bhai” like me… ;-)

Apr 05 2011

Abhi Bole To Bhai Ko Tere SMS Nahi Aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

Some Related Terms:

  • mastramhindistory
  • urdu kahani do bai ak bahan
Jul 15 2011

Shiqwa Teri Yaadon Se Istrha Kiya Hum Ne

GAZAL

Shiqwa Teri Yaadon Se Istrha Kiya Hum Ne

Hanstay Hanstay Dil Ko Rula Diya Hum Ne

Ek Lamha Diya Tu Ne Jeene Ke Liye

Aur Us Mein Zindagi Ko Bita Diya Hum Ne

Ek Safhe Pe Likhi Teri Yaad Ki Dastaan

Dusra Hisa Khali Hi Jala Diya Hum Ne

Kis Baat Ki Mazrat Chahte Hain Wo

Jis Baat Ko Sunte Hi Bhula Diya Hum Ne

Wo Kyun Nahi Aate Hamare Paas (USMAN)

Jin Ki Rahon Main Palkon Ko Bicha Diya Hamne…..

Some Related Terms:

  • kutte ne balatkar kiya
Jul 13 2011

Arz Kiya Hai Joti Choti Ho Tu Paaon Me Nahi Aati

 Arz Kiya Hai ..!

Joti Choti Ho Tu Paaon Me Nahi Aati

Wah Wah

Kya Baat Hai

Joti Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi Aati

Aur

Agar

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(.(>
_/L

GIRL FRIEND Moti Ho To

 Bahoon Me Nahi Aati..

( _ )
/ ( )\
/ \

O Teri Khair

enni Moti.:-P

Some Related Terms:

  • choti bachi ko choda
  • choti bachi ki chudai
  • choti bahan ki chudai
  • choti behan ki chudai
  • cousin ki gand mari
  • moti bund pics
  • choti behan ko pregnant kiya
  • behan ko pregnent kiya
  • choti behan ki gand mari
Apr 02 2011

Mere Sathi Muj Ko Chor Chale

Mere Sathi Muj ko chor chale

Me Tanha hun Akash tale

Mere Sathi Mere Apne the

Kuch Mere b to Sapne the

Mere Sapne Mere Apne the

Mere Sapne Apne tor chale

Me Tanha hun Akash tale

Sab tori Duniya ki Rasmain

Khai Sath Jine Marne Ki Qasmain

Meri Mayyat hy  Tyar Pari

Koi use kaho Mere Sath chale

Me Tanha hun Akash tale

Kuch dair tu uska sath mile

yun Mera Dil Sarshar Rahe

Ab Dil ki Halat aesi hy

Bas Lout Aao k Sans Chale

Me Tanha hun Akash tale.

Some Related Terms:

  • apne honton ko kuch aise mila mere honton se ghazal
  • Naukar Ne Choda
  • kutte se chudai ki kahani
  • dakuo ne choda
Oct 22 2011

Tuje Chumne Ka Maza Hi Aur Ha

tuje chumne ka maza hi aur ha

tuje me chuma tere in kubsurat gulabi honton pe

tuje chumo me tera hasen mehktwe jism ko

bus tume hi chum ta jao mera is tarah mere jawani ki saal beet jaye

Jul 08 2011

Dada Or Dadi Ne Apni Jwani K Dino

Dada or dadi ne apni jwani k dino

ko phir se yad kar k manane ka socha

unho ne fesla kia k ham phir darya k kinare milenge

dada suba jaldi uth kr tayyar ho kr gulab le kr

kinare pr poanch gye kafi dair ho gae dadi nai ae

to dada gusse se gar aye or kaha tm ae Q nai to

dadi ne shrmate howe kaha ammi ne ane nai diya.

Some Related Terms:

  • dadi ki chudai
  • Dadi ko choda
  • dadi ka balatkar
  • dadi ka rape
  • dada ne choda
  • dadi ki gand mari
  • dadi ka rape kiya
  • tai ko choda
  • shayari on dada dadi
  • dadi ne chodna sikhaya
Sep 26 2011

Munna Bhai Hindi Sms

Munna Bhai:
Aay Circuit
Baapu Bole Toh Gandhi Ji Kapde Kyu Nahi Pehantay Thay?

Circuit:
Bhai Bole Toy Bapu Bhi Us Time Ke Salmaan Khan Thay..

Some Related Terms:

  • jhakaas jokes marathi
  • jhakaas jokes hindi
  • jhakaas marathi jokes
  • zhakkas marathi movie
Apr 05 2011

Kabhi Jhoot Nehin Bolna

CIRCUIT : Bhai Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai apun jhoot nehin bolega par tum to bol sakta hai na.

Some Related Terms:

  • jhoot shayari
  • jhoot sms
  • juth sms
  • hindi jhoot sms
May 18 2011

Quran E Pak Sms

Quran-e-Pak Sms

AL-QURAAN Sura e Toba Ayat 24

Kah dijiyey k agar tumharay baap aur betay aur bhai aur bewiyaan aur khaandaan walay aur maal jo tum kamatay ho aur tijarat jis main mandi se dartay ho aur makanaat jinko tum pasand kurtay ho ALLAH aur uskay Rasool say aur ALLAH ki rah main jehaad kurnay se tumhain zada aziz hon to thairay raho yahaan tak k ALLAH apna hukum yaani Azaab bhejayaur ALLAH nafarmaan logon ko hidayat nhn daita.

think and fwd it
jazak ALLAH

Some Related Terms:

  • Chote bhai ne choda
Oct 20 2011

Junoon Sey Aur Ishq Sey

Junoon sey
Aur ishq sey
Milti hai…Azadi

Tanzeem itehad eemaan
Quid ka peghaam
Tanzeem itehad eemaan

Khawab key paak meharabaan
Jaisay rooh jissam o jaan.
Janta hai sara jahan

Junoon sey aur ishq sey
Milti hai…azadi

Qurbani ki bahoon mein..milta hai azadi

Junoon sey aur ishq sey milti hia azadi

Tauheed ijtehad nezaam…
Momin ki pehchaan

Tauheed ijtehad neezam…
Jab sab imtehaan
Zahir ghaib ka neeeshaan…

Sar zameen-e-Pakistan…

Junoon sey aur ishq sey
Milti hai…azadi.
Kurbaani ki bahoon mein
Milti hai azadi
Junoon sey aur ishq sey milti hai azadi

Junoon !

Junoon sey aur ishq sey
Milti hia…azadi

Qurbani ki bahoon mein
Milti hia azadi

Junoon sey aur ishq sey
Milti hai azadi

Some Related Terms:

  • New chudai story
Apr 08 2011

Mudat Se Ik Baab Aur Main

Khirki chand kitab aur main
Mudat se ik baab aur main
Shab bhar khailen apas me
Do ankhain ik khwab aur main
Mouj aur kashti sahil per
Dariya me gardaab aur main
Sham udaasi khamoshi
Kuch kanker talaab aur main
Har shab pakrey jaty hen
Gehri neend tery khwab aur main

Some Related Terms:

  • bad wap com
Apr 05 2011

MUNNA BHAI Visits Mysore Palace

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re i shappath.

Some Related Terms:

  • mujhe choda
  • antarvasana bhai bhan story com
Sep 26 2011

Munna Bhai Sms Jokes

Munna Bhai:
Yar Circut Apun Ko 1 Nurs Se Piar Ho Gaya Hai…
Us Ko Leter Main Kia Likhon?

Circut:
Bindas Likhne Ka…
Sister I Lov UTumhara Munna Bhai

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms In Urdu

Urdu Munna Bhai Sms

Circuit:Aye Bhai
Malum kya apun bachpan main 20th flore se niche gir gaya tha.
Munna Bhai:Aisa kya!
to fir tu bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit:Chodo na Bhai itni purani Baat hai
Bole to ab Apun ko jyada yaad nahi hai.

Some Related Terms:

  • BHAI NE JABARDASTI CHODA
  • bhai bahan ki chudai ki kahani
  • behan bhai chudai
  • behan ko zabardasti choda
  • bhai ne behan ka rape kiya
  • behan ka balatkar hindi story
  • urdu font gandi kahani
Jul 07 2011

Tum Jee Rahey Ho Mere Lye

SUNO

BAS DUA KARNA MERE LYE

KUCH DIN JEE LON TERE LYE

sans Chaly sath sath

mere Hath me ho tera Hath

meri hr khushi tere Lye

tumhara hr dukh ho mere Lye

mehsos ho yehi tamam Umer

Tum Jee Rahey Ho Mere Lye

mein jee raha hon tere Lye

keh den na Zamany bhar say

K tum ho mere Lye

mein hon tere Lye

BAS DUA KARNA MERE LYE

KUCH DIN JEE LON TERE LYE.

Some Related Terms:

  • m dilsesms com
Jul 16 2011

Kaash Woh Utre Mere Dil Ke Kache Aangan Mein

Kaash woh utre mere dil ke kache aangan mein

Kisi udaas mausam mein

Kisi weeraan lamhe mein

Chupke se

Dabbe paon

Meri aankhon pKaash woh utre mere dil ke kache aangan mein

Kisi udaas mausam mein

Kisi weeraan lamhe mein

Chupke se

Dabbe paon

Meri aankhon pe rakh de haath apne

Aur hanste hue keh de

Boojh lo to HUMtumhare

Na Boojhe to TUMhamare

e rakh de haath apne

Aur hanste hue keh de

Boojh lo to HUMtumhare

Na Boojhe to TUMhamare

May 09 2011

Tamil Munna Bhai Sms

Munna Bhai Tamil Sms

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. .

Jun 14 2011

Sakht Mushkil Mein Hai Ye Jaan Koi Kiya Jaaney

Sakht mushkil mein hai ye jaan koi kiya jaaney

Dil ki dunya huwi veeraan koi kiya jaaney

Jhatak ke haath mera chhor chala hai mujh ko

Kaisey rukhsat huwa mehmaan koi kiya jaaney

Zubaan se unki khud ko bewafa sun kar

Gir para mujh pe aasmaan koi kiya jaaney

Ehad us ka tha mohabbat mein saath marney ka

Kaisey badla us ka imaan koi kiya jaaney

Dhoondti rehti hain us ko nigaahen meri

Kyun hain aankhen ye pareshan koi kya janey.

Some Related Terms:

  • kahani net
  • Antarwasta
  • sasur ne balatkar kiya
  • sasur ne bahu ka balatkar kiya
  • behan ko pregnant kiya
  • pregnent kiya
  • vidhwa bhabhi ko choda
  • sasur ne bahu ka rape kiya
  • Bahu ka balatkar kiya
  • mami ko pregnent kiya
Apr 03 2011

HASBAND AUR WIFE MAIN JHAGRA HOWA

HASBAND AUR WIFE MAIN JHAGRA HOWA

WIFE NY APNI MAN KO FONE KIYA:
AMI MERA UN SY JHAGRA HO GYA HY
MAIN 34 MAH KY LIYE AP KY GHAR A RAHI HO

MAN BOLI: JHAGRA US KM BAKHT NY KIYA HY TO SAZA BHI USE HI MILNI CHAHYEYU WAHI RUK MAIN A RAHI HO 56 MAHION K LYE

Aug 26 2011

Tumhain Paa K Khona Mere Bus Mein Nahi

~G~a~Z~a~L~

~~YaAdEiN~~

Tumhain paa k khona mere bus mein nahi

Ab koi or zakham pirona mere bus mein nahi

Ek umer tak dhoya hai Dil k daaghon ko

Dukhon mein ab or rona mere bus mein nhi

Tere baad nazar aati nahi mjhe koi b manzil

Kisi AUR ka hona ab mre bus mein Nhi..

Some Related Terms:

  • jabardasti chudai
  • bus me chudai
  • bus mein chudai
  • xnxx hindi
  • Bus me chudai ki kahani
  • bus mein choda
  • xnxx hindi maidam naukar
  • jabardasti chudai in hindi
  • gand mari hindi jokes
Apr 05 2011

Nurse Se Pyar Ho Gayela Hai

Munna Bhai
Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hailuv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit
Simple BhaiLikhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI

Jul 09 2011

Wife Bv Aur Begum

Wife

BV

aur

Begum

main kiya

Farq hai.?

.

.

.

Kuch farq nahi hai Dost;)

.

Ye hindustan india or bharat ki trha 1 hi Dushman k 3 Alag Alag naam hain.

Jun 21 2011

Thekedar Ka Beta

THEKEDAR Ka Beta:

Papa Mujhe Ek Bhai Aur Chahiye Aaj Aur Abhi

Papa:

Beta is Kaam me 9 Mahenay Lagtay hain

BETA:

Papa Aap to THAKEDAR ho

2025 mazdoor Laga do.

Some Related Terms:

  • papa se chudai
  • vidhwa ki chudai
  • thekedar ki biwi
  • Thekedar ne choda
  • beta mubarak sms
Apr 05 2011

Chand Toh Raat Ko Nikalta Hai

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit baapu bole to

gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us

time ke salmaan khan thay!

Oct 20 2011

Meri Aur Tumhari Dosti Khatam

Tum Naraz ho
Koi reply Nahi kiya
Ok
.
tumhari marzi
.
Meri aur tumhari dosti b khatam
Aur
doubara mujh se contact karne ki koshish b mat karna
Ok bye.
.
Apni tasveer b wapis le lo?
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(.”.)”^—–
\./ “( _ _; ) \
_// _//
tu badal geya dost.

Apr 08 2011

Suppose Ap Mere Sath

1 Jan Lèva Sawaal
Suppose Ap Mere Sath Raat K 3 Baje
Akele Ghar Meie Bina Light K
Chatt Ki Serhiyou Par Bethe Batein Kr Rahe Hin
Itne Mein Niche Ghr Mein Phone Bjta Hai.
Ap Mjhse Wapis Aane Ka Waada Kar K Jakr
Phone Atnd Krte Ho Jo Mere Ghar Se Ata Hai.
Jis Se Ap Ko Yh Newz Mlti Hai K
5 Ghnte Phle Meri Maut Ho Gye Hai.
Kia Ap Wapis Upr Ao Gy..
Agr Han To Q
Aur Agr Na To Q
Send It To Ur Freinds And Get Intrsting Rpliesz

Some Related Terms:

  • NAEAHUISHEFMS
  • naeahuishefms means
Apr 08 2011

Teri Khatir Ek Jaam Aur Sahi

Teri Khatir Ek Jaam Aur Sahi;
Chand Lamhe Tere Naam Aur Sahi.

Ghut-Ghutker Hi Jeena Ager Muqadder Hai;
Tere Khatir Ek Saam Aur Sahi.

Suna Hai Mujhko Tum Bhi Rushwa Karte Ho;
Such Hai Ager To Mein Badnaam Aur

Some Related Terms:

  • chut marne ka sahi tarika
May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Jokes

Munna Bhai Jokes


Munna : Yaar Circuit
ye gandhiji Har note me haste kuy rehte hai?
Circuit:Simple hai bhai!
Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga……

Apr 05 2011

Bole Toh Yeh Ford Kya Hai

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bhai gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bole toh simple hai bhai Ox mane Bail

Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Apr 05 2011

Meray Paas Aik Buri Khabar Hai

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

Apr 05 2011

MAMU KA DOST

MAMU KA DOST

MAMU : Oye maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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Apr 05 2011

Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela Hai Light

Apun 1 Sher bolega

“Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light

Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night

Band Karne ka Tube Light

aur soneka Tight

Boleto BYE… Good Nite.

May 21 2011

Santa Banta Aur Jeetu Sms

Jeetu Santa Or Banta sms

Santa Apni Girlfriend (jeetu) K Sath 1st Date Pe:

Ye Meri Pehli Date Hy Darling

Agar Koi Glti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To.
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Chota Bhai Samaj Kr Maaf Kr Dena:-)

Apr 01 2011

Donon Hathon Se Teray Liye Dua Kiya Kartay Hain

Donon Hathon Se Teray Liye Dua Kiya Kartay Hain

Hum Apni Neend Teray Naam Kiya Kartay Hain

Jab Bhi Palak Jhapkay Tumhari

Samjh Lena Hum Tumhein Yaad Kiya Kartay Hain

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May 17 2011

Romantic Poetry Text Sms Messages In Urdu Hindi And English

Urdu Hindi And English Romantic Poetry Text Sms Messages

kiya likhon tery naam sajan
tuje sochon subho sham sajan
tm neeli jheel ka pani ho
mohobbat ki ek kahani ho
tm pyar ka meethe bol ho
tm hr ek se anmol ho
tm aasan ka badal ho
tm mari aankh ka kaajal ho
tm mere mann ki jeet ho
mere labon ka geet ho
tm chaman me khilta gulaab ho
chahat se likhi kitaab ho
tm mere liye mere sanam ho
jo toot na sake wo kasam ho
kiya likhon tery nam sajan
tumhe sochoun subho shaam sajan

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Aug 04 2011

Wo Mere Kareeb Se Guzri

Wo mere kareeb se guzri or salam tak na kiya…..

..faraz

Hai k nai kisi Anni MAA di Bachi……..!

Jul 03 2011

Tamanna Le K Ulfat Ki Mere Aangan Mein

GHAZAL

Tamanna le k ulfat ki mere aangan mein wo aaya

MOHABBAT Rog hai Dil ka Usay ye main ne samjaya

Kaha us ne Mohabbat kar shareek-e-Gham bana MUJH ko

Karon ga Main Zamany ki

khushi se Aashna TUM ko

Hua Majboor main yaro kiya Iqraar ulfat ka

Laga di JAAN ki bazi

samaj kar khail Qismat ka

Hui Maloom phir Uski haqeeqat ye Zamany se

Usay taskeen milti hai Kisi ka DIL dukhanay se..

Apr 08 2011

Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay

SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?


PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)

Mar 28 2012

Kismat Ki Baat Kuch Aur Hoti Hai

Aankhon ki Awaaz kuch aur hoti hai
Aansuon ki Aag kuch aur hoti hai
Kon chahta hai bichadna apne pyaar se
Magar kismat ki baat kuch aur hoti hai

Feb 11 2012

Aur Chodwin Ka Chaad

Bheegi bheegi si raat hai Aur chodwin ka chaand

Milan rut barsaat hai Aur chodwin ka chaand

Us ke lams ka jaadu ho Magar wo dekhai na de

Shikwaon bhari koi baat hai Aur chodwin ka chaad

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Apr 02 2011

Hoti Nahi Wafa To Jafa Hi Kiya Karo

Hoti nahi wafa to jafa hi kiya karo
Tum bhi to koi rasm-e-mohaabat ada karo
Hum tum pay mar mittay to ye kiska qasoor hay?
Aaeina lay kay hath main khud faisala karo
Ab un pay koi baat ka hota nahi asar
Minnat karo sawaal karo iltija karo
Sharminda hoon kay maut bhi aati nahi mujhay
Tum mairay liye ab to koi bad’dua karo
Baitho na mehfilon main zamana kharab hay
Daikho hamaari baat kabhi sun liya karo
Shahid kabhi to daikhay ga wo tumko jhaank kar
Un ki gali main roz tamaasha kiya karo

May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Sms

Munna Bhai Sms

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

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Aug 10 2011

Sehri Aur Iftar Ki Dua

Sehri aur iftar ki dua

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Apr 05 2011

Circuit Ye Valentine Day Kaun Sa Din Hai

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

Apr 08 2011

Apun Eak Sher Bolega

Apun 1 Sher bolega
“Charo Taraf CHAND Fekrela hai Light
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight
Boleto BYE… Good Nite.

Apr 08 2011

Dil Se Hum Dillagi Kiya Nahi Karte

Dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte
Yeh dil kisi ko diya nahi karte.
Dil ko aapka Mobile Number pasand aa gaya
warna Hum kisi ko itne SMS kiya nahi karte….

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Sep 19 2011

A Small Love Story

A Small Love Story
GIRL:
Kiya Main Tumhain Pyari lagti hon ?
BOY: Nahi
GIRL:
Kiya Tum Mere Sath Rehna Chahatey ho ?
BOY: Nahi
GIRL:
Agar Main Mar jaon to Tum Roo gey ?
BOY: Nahi
Larki Bohot Udaas ho gayi Usey Bohot Dukh howa Or Woh Roney lagi
Larkey ne Usey Apne Pas kiya Or Kaha
Tum Pyari Nahi. Bohot Khubsurat ho
Main Tumhare Sath Rehna Nahi. Balkey Jeena Chahata hon
Agar Tumhain Kuch ho gaya to Main Roun ga Nahi.
Mar jaun ga
pagli.

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Jan 24 2012

’ Sms Messages">Happy Republic Day 201 Sms Messages

Following is the biggest collection of  Happy Republic Day 201 sms messages for your friends. Be the fist to send Happy Republic Day 201 sms messages on 26th January 201 to wish  greetings for India

Mjhy pyar ho gaia ha
Main aus ka liay pagal hn
Main hr lamha aus ka ishq main hn
aur
Aur aj aus ki 64th BirthDay hai.
Aur aus ka naam ha –  apna India.
Happy Republic Day 2012

 

stand up against bad acts corruption & terrorism 4
we are from India a nation of pride
we will  say-”HINDU MUSLIM SIKH ISAI SAB HAI BHAI BHAI.”
god bless our country
Happy Republic Day 2012

 

India ka ahtram kro
Jo shaheed ho chukay ub ko yaad kro
ek baar phir se rashtay ki kamaan..
Hum Indian apne haath main lain ga
Aao.. 26 January kaa maan kare…

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