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Apr 08 2011

Sardars Looking At Egyptian Mummy

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!

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Oct 22 2011

JUMMA MUBARIK

Äslam u Älaikum Hzrat YOUSAF (AS) ko ALLAH ne apne walid
Hazrat Yaqub (AS) se juda kr diya
Hzrat Yaqub (A.S) ne Hzrat Jibrail (AS) se waja pochi to kaha
“Ap k dil mein apne betay ki muhabat ALLAH ki muhabat se ziada barh gai thi
Is lie ALLAH ne apko unse juda kr dia
3 saal bad milne ki ijzat mili
Jab mile to
“Baap~Beta” gale lag kar itna roye
k behosh ho gae
Phir uthay
phir itna roye phir behosh ho gaye
Hazrat Jibrail(A.S) ne RASHK se pucha
“Ya ALLAH itni muhabbat bhi koi kici se karta hai?
Allah ne farmaya Jibrail mein Ummat-e-MUHAMMAD k har fard se is se 70 guna zaida muhabat krta houn.
Subhan AllAh. Jumma MUBARIK.

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  • Maa ko behosh karke choda
Nov 11 2012

Diwali Sms Quotes For My Mother

Today’s the Festival of Lights all over
A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls
And people throng the Temples to offer
Prayers resolving to take better roles
It seems to be a happy day on Earth
Because My Mother Also With Me
Mom You Are Best In the Universe..
Happy Diwali Mom

May 04 2011

Mothers Day Text Sms Messages

Mothers day will be celebrated all over the world on 8th May of every year.almost every body loves to send mothers day flower happy mothers day gifts happy mothers day sms happy mothers day cards happy Mother�s day text happy mothers day gift baskets happy mothers day quotes Mother�s day poems mothers day greetings quotes for mothers day mothers day wishes mother text / mother sms along with mother;s day flower / gifts / gift baskets / cards that’s not all some love to pick & include mother;s day poems quotes for mothers day mum sms maa sms mom sms massages and happy mothers day sms / text greetings messages.We hope that you will like our collection gallery of mothers day greeting or sms messages on this special dayHappy Mother’s day to all of you and God bless our mummy/mommy.

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Apr 08 2011

Aaj Mosan Mein Ajib Se

aaj mosan mein ajib se baathai bekabo se humare khayalat hai
ji chahat hai ki chura lun aapko aap hi se par mummy kehti haiki chori
karna paap hai

Oct 20 2011

Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoya

Majnoo Laila ki zulfon me aisa khoya
k
behosh ho gaya.
Jab hosh aya to romantic ho kar pocha.
Laila!
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Allah di bndi tu Nahandi nai?

Jul 17 2011

Pakistan Me 4000 Girls

“Pakistan” me

4000 Girls

Hart Atack Se Mr Gai OR

700 Girls Behosh Hogai

480 Ne Khudksi

Krli 350 Ki Halat Nazuk Hai

Q k

Kisi Kaminay Ne Jhoti Afwah Phela Di K

(Shazad Khan Bungush)

ki shadi ho ge hai..

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  • Akbar birbal sawal jawab
May 09 2011

Munna Bhai Aur Circuit Sms

Munna Bhai And Circuit Sms

Munna bhai:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain?

Circuit:
Bolay to patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

Apr 08 2011

Sardaar Teacher Ne Exam Ke Liye

Sardaar teacher ne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye ..Que. the –

1. China kis Desh me hy ?

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hy ?

3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hy ?

4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hy ?

5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hy

Oct 20 2011

Jaanu Kash App Sms

Wife: Jaanu kash app sms hote mai apko save karti jab chahe padhti

Husband: kanjoos save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

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Oct 20 2011

Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon

Wife- Main maike ja rahi hoontujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi! Husbnd-’Ja ja mithi-mithi batein karke mujhe khush karne Ki koshish mat kar.

Apr 16 2012

Aalu Ne Bhindi Love Message Funny

1 Aalu ne Bhindi ke number
pe fone karke I love u
bola
Bhindi ne use phone kar k
bura bhala kaha aur boli:
Shut up
Tum itne mote aur main
Slim and Smart..
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or
us ne fir itni sabziyan
fasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh
sakte ho
Aalu-Ghobi
Aalu-Bengan
Aalu-Shimla mirch
Aalu-Palak
Aalu-Matar
Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak
akeli hai..
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MORAL:
MAT KAR ITNA GURUR
SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA..
TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO
TERI SADGI PE MARTE
HAIN.!:)

Oct 18 2011

Sabut To Pakad Lo

ek kathiyavadi road pe sandas karne k liye betha thatab vaha police Aayi or us kathiyavadi ko police ked karke ja rahi thi tab vo bola Are o kanun k rakhwalo sabut to pakad lo..

Oct 20 2011

Mandir Mein Jaap Karta Hoon

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon Masjid mein adaab karta hoon Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

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Apr 24 2011

Good Night Sms Wishes

Good Night Sms

1 bar jaan mangkar to dekho
1 bar yad karke to dekho
1 bar pukar kar to Dekho
Agar hum na aye to samaj lena
shehzada so gaya hain aur phone silent pe hai..
good night

Jul 19 2011

Hindu Festival Sms

@(. = .)@
() ‘ jj ()
( )( /. )( )
Yeh Ganesh ji ki Murti hai ..
Don’t worry
Forward nahi karna hai..
Pooja karke MOBILE visarjan kar dena..!

Jul 23 2011

Eid Mubarak Sms

Apni ankhen band karke

mera chehra tasawor kren.

Kr liya?

OK

Mubarak ho

AP ne 40 din pehly hi

Eid ka Chand dekh liya.

EID MUBARK.

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Oct 18 2011

Eak Bar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho

1 bar jaan mangkar to dekho
1 bar yad karke to dekho
1 bar pukar kar to Dekho
Agar hum na aye to samaj lena
shehzada so gaya hain aur phone silent pe hai..good.night

Oct 18 2011

In Our Life

In our life 6 things can come at any time:
1:-Love
2:-Friendship
3:-Money
4:-Death
5:-Illness
6. ?
?

6:-Susu..Isliye karke sona OK.
“GOODNIGHT”
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