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Jun 25 2011

Pregnant Wife Sms

80 year old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mujhe yaqin nahi arha

Doctor: Ok 1 qisa suno.

1 shikari shikar pe jata ha lekin galti se gun ki jga umbrela lejata ha.

Samne se 1 sher ajata ha.Shikari umbrela nikal k goli chala deta ha sher mar jata ha

Old man: Imposiblekisi or ne mari hogi.

Doctor: Exactly!

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Jul 09 2011

Lady Doctor Se

Lady Doctor Se:

Meri Skin Bohat Ziada Malaym Soft

OR Sensitive hai

OR Mera Rang B Bohat gora hai

Mein Raat ko kya Laga kar Soya karun?

Doctor:

KUNDI

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Jul 04 2011

A Lady Broke A Signal

A lady broke a signal and was presented in front of the judge.

Lady:

Your honour! Please let me go. I am a school teacher and getting late for my class.

Judge:

Aahaa ! So you are a teacher

Ive waited for this moment all my life

Now write down

I will never break the traffic signal 5000 times…

Aug 19 2010

Never Kiss A Lady Police

Never KISS a lady police
She will say hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor
She will say Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher
She will say repeat it 5 time.

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Oct 20 2011

A Lady To Another

A Lady To Another : Aap Ki Sabse Bari Taaqat Kia Hai? 2nd Lady: Mera Shohar 1st : Aur Sabse Barri Kamzori? 2nd : Tumhara Shohar

Apr 05 2011

Lady To Wakil

Lady to wakil:
Mujhe mere pati se talaq chaheye.
Wakil:
Magar woh to kabaddi champion hai.
Lady:
Yehi to problem hai.
Kamina sirf hath laga kai bhag jata hai..

Oct 20 2011

Lady To Advocate

Lady 2 advocate: Mujy myry pati sy talaaq chaheye.
Advocate: Mgr woh to kabaddi ka champion hy.
Lady: Yhi tou problem hy.
Kameena sirf haath lagaa ky bhaag jaata hy

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Oct 22 2011

Police To Lady

Police:
Bibi ap Bohat Bahadur Hen Daaku Ko Bohat Mara ap Ne
Lady:
Mujhe Kya Pta k Wo Bechara Daaku tha
Me to Samjhi k Mera Shohar Deir Se Ghar aya hy.

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Oct 20 2011

Police To Lady

Police:
Bibi ap Bohat Bahadur Hen Daaku Ko Bohat Mara ap Ne
Lady:
Mujhe Kya Pta k Wo Bechara Daaku tha
Me to Samjhi k Mera Shohar Deir Se Ghar aya hy.

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Mar 06 2012

Pata Tha Ke Tum Pregnant Ho

Ladka: Kya tum meri sah dance karo gi?

Ladki: Main bache ke sath dance nahi karti

Ladka: Sorry Mujhe nahi pata tha ke tum pregnant ho

Feb 17 2012

Sonia Gandhi Pregnant Hai

Breaking News:

Sonia Gandhi Pregnant Hai

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Purana paper padh rahe ho

Ye Rahul ke janam se pehle ki news hai….

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Jul 11 2011

Lady Teacher Aasman Se Farishte Atay Hain

Lady teacher:

Asman se frishtay atay hain or apko choty choty behan bhai gift kartay hain..

Bacha 2nd bachy say: kee khyal ay Miss nu asal gal ds na daiye ;) :)

Jul 16 2011

Lady Doctor Pagl Patient Sy

Ldy doc pagl patient sy: mra dopata utaro

Pagl: ok

Ldy doc: ab mre qmez utaro

Pagl: ok

Ldy doc: ab jaldi sy mre shlwar b utaro

Pagl: ok

Ldy doc:

Aur next time mery kpry mt pehnna…..:-D

salam ha apke soch pe…

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Oct 20 2011

Talaak Chaheyee

Lady: Mujhy meray patti sey talaak chaheyee. Wakil: Mager wo tou kabbadee champion hei. Lady: Yh he to prob hei. Zaalim sirff haath lagaa ker bhaag jaata hei..

Oct 20 2011

Yehe To Problem Hai

Lady:
Mujhy meray patti sey talaak chaheyee.
Wakil:
Mager wo tou kabbadee champion hei.
Lady:
Yh he to prob hei.

Zaalim sirff haath lagaa ker bhaag jaata hei..

Oct 20 2011

Dear God Almighty

Dear God Almighty. The lady reading this is beautiful & strong & i love her. Pls help her live to the fullest n bless her to excel in her chosen field. Help her shine in the darkest places & let love flow in her path. Pls protect her at all timeslift her up when she needs You the most especially in keeping her safe.GOD BLESS! now you’re on the clock! in 9mins smethng will make u happy. Pls share ths prayer to 9 lady u Love.

Apr 05 2011

Dear God Almighty

Dear God Almighty. The lady reading this is beautiful & strong & i love her. Pls help her live to the fullest n bless her to excel in her chosen field. Help her shine in the darkest places & let love flow in her path. Pls protect her at all timeslift her up when she needs You the most especially in keeping her safe.GOD BLESS! now you’re on the clock! in 9mins smethng will make u happy. Pls share ths prayer to 9 lady u Love.

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May 31 2011

Hindi Dirty Sms

Dirty Sms In Hindi

A vilage lady 2 Doctor: Mje kuch dino k liye Bacha nahi chaiye.

Dr: To yh lo CONDOM.

Vilage lady: ye pani k sath laina hay ya dodh k sth.

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Apr 08 2011

Sardar On Phone

Sardar on phone Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

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Oct 16 2011

Hindi Sardarji Jokes

Sardar Sent A Sms To His Pregnant Wife.
Two Seconds Later A Report Came
To His Phone And He Started Dancing.
The Report Said “Delivered”.

Jun 06 2011

Khan Sab Sms In Urdu

Pathan udasi se bola: Miss Mre abu khte hain tm jtna mrzi parh lo

lekin tm kbhi wo nhi bn skte jo tm chahte ho

Miss:tm kya banna chahte ho?

Pathan: Lady Doctor.

Jun 14 2011

Kiss Day Sms

Faqeer:

Ek rupay de do

Lady:

Sharam nhi aati itne smart

khubsurat

handsome

nojawan ho k bheek mangte ho!

Faqeer:

Acha darling phir ek kiss hi de do ;-)

Oct 20 2011

Bohut Mara Aap Nay

Police:Bibee Aap bohut Bahadur hain Dakoo ko bohut Mara Aap nay

Lady:Mujhay kiya Pata k wo Dakoo tha
Main tou samjhi k maira Shohar dair say Ghar Aaya hai;-)

May 11 2011

International Females Day Text Messages

International Females Day Text Messages

The willingness to listen
the patience to understand
the strength to support
the heart to care & just to be there.
that is the beauty of a lady!
Happy Females Day!

Jul 21 2011

Woman Buys A New Sim

An Indian Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:

Hello Darling
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:

Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

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Apr 21 2011

Latest Dating Tips For Men 2011

Dating Tips For Men

1. Look your best. Get some decent clothes and shoes. Women always look at your shoes even if you last checked your Nikes in 1996. Get clothes that fit you suit you and are contemporary. Dont just buy one outfit sort out your entire wardrobe. Buy a nice tailored suit there is no excuse not to. If you cant take care of yourself how are you going to take care of her?

2. Sort out your hygiene and styling. Go down to the barbers and clean up your hair getting it styled if possible. If you dont have much hair still get down to the salon maybe get your head shaved. Or just get a regular shave a professional shave will leave your face looking and feeling great. Then it is off to the shops with you for good quality cologne and a grooming kit. Men are so often criticized for smelling bad. Get into a regular showering routine so you will always smell fresh and clean. Women appreciate it.

3. Learn to dance even if you have two left feet. Women love to dance and it puts you two in close contact. It is also romantic and sexy. You can be the worlds worst dancer I dont care. But if you stay seated when she is on that dance floor you may as well not exist. Try joining salsa and ballroom classes. You dont need to be Travolta but you should have an idea of the basics of rhythm. Get started today.

4. Start listening and stop talking. Keep your date interested but dont turn into a one-man circus. She will bore of you quickly because she wants to talk about herself too. Listen to things she tells you about her and remember them. Women love to chat so you need to learn to listen to her. Remembering things she told you will impress her even more.

5. Do not extol the virtues of drinking in the bar 5 nights a week. This will never win any fair princesss heart. If you spend all your time boozing with the boys its time to take a step back and pick up some more productive habits. Taking your lady for a drink is fine especially if you take her to get cocktails at a nice lounge but give them the impression that you live there will get you absolutely nowhere fast.

Apr 21 2011

New Dating Tips For Women 2011

Ltest Dating Tips For Women 2011

1.Always look great whatever your income. Gorgeous hair and some lipstick with rags will still turn his head. You have the advantage. You are the woman. Look your best as you could meet a potential Mr. Right anywhere at any time.
2.Never reveal information you dont have to. An enigmatic woman drives men wild.
3.Keep dates brief but your men interested. Less is always more.
4.Try and stay in shape and involve some fitness regime at a gym. However much you hate it your Mr. Right loves your body as much as your mind.
5.Let your man pay. If he is interested he is interested enough to ensure you eat well and get home safely in a cab.
6.Ensure you receive flowers. If he doesnt know what a florist is dump him.
7.Never ever sleep with a guy until he has fallen for you. Sex early in your dating game plan will ruin everything.
8.Always keep a guy waiting and never turn up early. It is a ladys perogative.
9.Never be available when he wants you to be. Never be at the end of a phone when he calls and always let him leave a message or two first before replying.
10.If he is available Tuesday you are available Thursday.
11.Weekend shopping trips with girlfriends are sacred and not available for dates.
1.Keep your man standing on quicksand by shifting landmarks and goalposts constantly.
1.Ensure you are a good kisser. Men will walk away if you cannot kiss. Practice on a mirror if you have to.
14.Never ever talk about previous boyfriends particularly their prowess in the bedroom. Your ex-boyfriends are your business only.

Apr 21 2011

Dating Tips

Dating Tips

If youre looking for something a bit more original than the typical dinner and a movie more power to you. As a female I can tell you that guys get major brownie points for coming up with and planning creative dates that prove they did more than open a newspaper. If your lady loves communing with nature here are a few ideas for your initial rendezvous that will appeal to her outdoorsy side and make sure you get a second date.

Apr 03 2011

How Many Wifes Do You Have

Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two…

MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas SmarTLy ..

Jul 05 2011

1 Moti Aurat Ne Doosri Se Pucha

1 Moti Aurat ne doosri se pucha

Tumhy kabi apne mutaapy ka ehsas hua?

2nd: Han

Jab dhobi ne mere kapry wapas kiye or bola..

Khala g Hum Tamboo nahi dhoty:-(

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Apr 05 2011

Are You Miss Me

i miss u
r u miss me
its u know or God know
but i know about my heart and brain
that is crying everytime for u.
dont forget me.