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Apr 05 2012

Write Your Phone Number And Show

Boy: There is no ink in this pen
Girl: Are u blind? There is ink in this pen
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Boy: Then write your phone number and Show :D

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Feb 16 2012

Select 1 Number You Like

Select 1 number You like
I’ll tell u which type of mind u got according to psychology.

020
120
… 244
264
557
30
309
900
Reply Must

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Jun 04 2011

Aap Mujhe Konsa Number Do Gay

Send this to every one & see k Apko konsa number milta hai?

0:U R master in jokes.

1:u r naughty

2:v r just friends

3:u r ziddi

4:i dnt like k aap kesi or k daiko

5:i love u

6:u r cool n smart

7:u r attractive

8:u r rude

9:u r sweet

10:u r selfish

Aap mujhe konsa number do gay? ? ?

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Jun 01 2011

Select Any One Number Sms

Choose Any 1 Number

Todays Game!

Ap ka Or Mera Rishta….?

Plz select any 1 Number.

445

663

999

881

554

345

777

685

468

REPLY Zror krna.

Answers:

445: +matlabi.+

999: + LOVE.+

66: +dhoka.+

881:+Best friend.+

554: +hmdradi+

345: +dil ka rishta+

777: +time pas.+

685: +khubsorat ehsas+

468: +Sincerity. <K>gul

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May 31 2011

Select A Number Sms

Choose A Number Sms

Agar apki picture kisi ko dekhane k lye bheji jaye to dekhny wale ka jawab kya hoga?

Select a number then l tell u..

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

reply mst nd fast.

Answers:

.1.Bewaqof

2.lovely

3.V. Beautiful

4.bhoot

5.perfect

6.i love.u

7.pagel

8 so sweet

9.cute

10.Clever

 

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Jul 21 2011

A Teenage Girl Had Been Talking On The Phone

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour and then she hung up.

“Wow!” said her father “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”

“Wrong number…” replied the girl.

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Jun 01 2011

Select Any Number Sms

Choose Any Number Sms

Select Any 1 Number lakin promis kro

Us Mein Jo Question Aayega Uska Sahi Answer Dena Parega.

121

222

323

424

525

626

727

828

929.

Reply mUst.

Answers:

121:Kisi ka Dil Tora?Kiska?

22:Kisi ko Dhoka Diya? Kisko?

32.:mujh me kia acha lagta hai?

424:kisi se love krte ho? Name?

525:Koi Aisa Hai Jise Khone ka Dukh Ho?Name?

626:Kbi Apko Mujhpe Gussa Aaya?Vaja?

727:Kisi Ne Apko i love u Kaha?

Kisne?

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Jun 01 2011

Choose A Number Sms

Select A Number Sms

Choose any nambr then i wil tell u k aap kis ki JUDAI bardasht nahi kr skty?

11234455 66778899.

Answer:

11:Couzn ki.

2:Lover ki.

3:sister ki

44:frnds ki.

55:meri

66:Hamsfer ki.

77: parents ki.

88: kasi ki b ni.

99:grl frnd ki

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Jun 11 2011

Number Game Sms

=Hum=

=Apke=

=Hai=

=kon= ?

1).. Agr frnd to

Ye msg wapas bhejo.

2).. Agr Bst frnd

To koi joke bhejo.

3).. Agr Lover to

call me.

4).. Agr Special ho to miscall kro.

5)..agr sweEt frnd ho to khali msg bejo.

6).. Agr jan se aziz ho to gazal bhejo.

7).. Agr dushmn ho to reply bi na karo.

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Apr 08 2011

Your Phone Has Been Installed

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To playthrow your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces?.

Oct 18 2011

Phir Mera Phone Baja

AiK dafa ka ziKar hY k mai sO raha tha Bilkul aiSay (^_^)

.
phir mera phone baja
.
mai uthgaia bilkul aiSAy (*_*)
.
mene phone daikha to alarm tha
.
time daikh ker meri aankhein aur khul gai bilkul aisay (O_O)

phr phr…

Phir mujhy yaad aya k SUNDAY hy

Mai phr so gya bilkul aisay
(^_^)

Jul 03 2011

Mera Number Kal Se Off Ho Jaye Ga

Mera number kal se off ho jaye ga because mera visa lag gaya hai

I m going to Dobei for 3month

Apni duaon me yaad rakhna

InshaAllah rabta rahe ga

Mera naya number ye hai

009716287412321

I Miss you all

Kal raat ye khuwab aaya tha:-*

Aj Shayad ITALY Jaon;-)

Jun 19 2011

Larki Ka Number

: Jee bhar k ronay do aaj mujhay

=YAROO=

Ek hi Larki Ka number tha MOLVI ki baaton main aa k delete Kar diya.

 

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Jul 04 2011

Koi 1 Number Select Karo

Koi 1 number select karo pata to chale k ap me kon c cheez koot koot k bhari hui hy

00

11

22

33

44

55

66

77

88

99

Reply me..

Answer :

00 Be chani

11 Apnayat

2 Besharmi ( ohhh )

3 Khobsorti

44 Gussa

55 Romance

66 Jazbatipen

77 Love

88 Hamdardi (MashaAllah)

99 Susti

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Oct 22 2011

Frndz My New Number

Frndz My New Nmbr
030-6198700.
Save it.
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Aur.
Mazay Ki Baat To Dekho.
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.
Purana b Yehi tha!
(‘.’)/ oh!
<)) teri
_//kher=

Jul 06 2011

Ab Wo Rooz Phone Py Nakhron Sy Bat Karti Ha

ab wo rooz phone py nakhron sy bat karti ha

faraz

main ny ik bar kaha tha

(sohni dy nakhry menu sohny lagdy)

Apr 08 2011

Sardar On Phone

Sardar on phone Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

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Oct 20 2011

Because No Phone Numbers

Q. Y iz da book ‘Women Who Love 2 Much’
a disappointment for many men?
A. Because No phone numbers are available in that.

Oct 18 2011

Notice Ur Phone

Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ? it contains load of love. affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a nive sleep Good nite!

Apr 04 2012

Boyfriend Girlfriend Phone Talk

Indian / Pakistani Boyfriend Girlfriend Phone Talk

Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff 2 Ghantay Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.

Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.

1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.

Ye 2 Ghanta Ki

Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.

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Oct 20 2011

Municipal Committe Ko Phone Kia

1 admi k ghar k samne gadha mara parha tha
Us ny Municipal Committe ko phone kia
“Mere ghar k samne gadha mara para hai uthwa len”
Jawab mila “wahin dafan kar do”
us aadmi ko ghusa to boht aaya per tahammul sy bola:
“G Main Dafan karny laga tha magar marhoom
k bachon ko itlaa to karni thee naa.

Aug 20 2011

Quaid-e-azam Ka Mobile Number

Mubarak ho

Quaid-e-azam ka mobile number mil gaya

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034-14Aug1947

Magar Miss call mat karna ghussa hotay hain.

HAPPY 14 AUG ADVANCE…

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Aug 15 2011

Kuch Ladkiyon Ke Number

@ /()
@ ..(>
@ </..

Wo main keh raha tha k kuch larkiyon k Number to send karo unko fajar ki namaz k liay uthaoon ga

ap ko bhi sawab milay ga.. :-)

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Jul 16 2011

1 Number Chose Krn

Question

1 number chose krn

aj pata chlta h k ap main kya cheze koot koot k bhri hoi h

12345678910. REPLY ME FAST

Answer

1:nakhara

2:masomiyat

3:payar

4:narazgi

5:hmdrdi

6:jealousy

7:btamezi

8:larai ka jzba

9:sharatain

10:tang krny ki adat

Jul 02 2011

Wrong Number Sms

1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki

Larka:

Hello Jaan

I Love U

LARKI:

Sachi

Larka:

Muchi

Larki:

100 Ka Load Kara Do Please

Larka:

Sorry Baji

rong Number!

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Oct 20 2011

Gandi Jee Ka Mobile Number

Mubarak ho.

mubarak ho.

gandi jee ka mobile number mil gya

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0345-15Aug1947

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May 22 2011

Latest Teacher Student Funny Sms Collection 2011

2011 Latest Teacher Student Funny Sms Collection

Teacher: What is the difference between

Landline and Mobile Phone..?

Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger

while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.

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Mar 16 2012

We Love Sachin Tendulkar

100 reasons why we love Sachin Tendulkar

1. He has always made India proud
2. He has countless records
3. He is a great ambassador of the game
4. His career has been controversy free
5. He has the most selfless game
6. He makes a century whenever we ask him to
7. He is going to win us the World Cup
8. He is a great role model
9. He has sacrificed his personal life for his country
10. He has never sledged against any other player
11. Of his self-effacing modesty
1. Of his love for the game for the country
1. He puts his country above himself
14. He says he is an Indian and not just a Marathi manoos
15. He always respects his parents and coach
16. He has never endorsed alcohol and tobacco products
17. He has entertained us for over 2 decades
18. He has always believed in hard work and not shortcuts
19. He has given the game and country whatever he could
20. He is the best batsman in the world
21. He sponsors 200 underprivileged children every year
2. Of the social causes he supports
2. He raised Rs 1.0 cr via twitter only in a few days for the Crusade against Cancer foundation
24. He is simply a treat to watch
25. He has changed the face of Indian cricket
26. He can bowl leg break off break and medium-pace
27. He is the greatest wizards of the willow
28. The word pressure does not exist in his dictionary
29. He is a great team mentor
30. He silences his critics only with the bat
31. He doesn’t want to retire anytime soon
3. Bradman was reminded of his own game by Sachin
3. Brian Lara thinks Sachin is the best batsman
34. He is the only player to score a 200 in ODIs
35. Wisden ranked him the second greatest Test batsman of all time behind Donald Bradman
36. Only he has scored 50 centuries in Tests
37. He is the only player to score a century in all three of his Ranji TrophyDuleep Trophy and Irani Trophy debuts
38. He was the leading run scorer in the 1996& 200 world cups
39. He has proven that cricket is a ‘gentleman’s game’
40. He is a living legend in the cricketing fraternity
41. He is the only batsman in the world to torment Australia
4. He has scored centuries against all test playing nations
4. He was the first overseas cricketer to play for Yorkshire
44. He was gifted the Ferrari 360 Modena by Fiat through Michael Schumacher
45. He has won the most number of man of series and the man of matches in ODIs
46. He scored a century at Perth when he was 18 when all the other batsmen struggled
47. Of his never say die spirit
48. Of his insatiable hunger for runs and victory
49. His desire to dominate the opponent
50. Of his commitment and dedication for his team and country
51. He never shows disrespect to the national flag
5. He is the Einstein of cricket
5. He is responsible for making cricket a religion in India
54. He was named by Sir Don Bradman in his dream team of all time
55. He has the most number of runs in ODIs
56. He has the highest number of centuries in ODIs
57. He was the first one to make 10000 runs in ODIs
58. He is the highest run scorer in world cups
59. He is the only player to be in top 10 ICC ranking for 10 years
60. He is the only cricketer to win the Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna Arjuna Award and the Padma Shri
61. Time magazine named him as one of the Asian Heroes in November 2006
6. He has not let his stardom affect his nature
6. Encourages youngsters of other countries also
64. He can play all the shots that exist in a book of cricket
65. He is calm and composed on and off the field
66. He is compassionate
67. He is has an impish smile
68. No matter what his age he will always look and talk like a kid
69. He is respected by all bowlers of all eras
70. He won the Man of the Series award in the 200 world cup
71. He remembers all of his test dismissals
7. He autographs with his left hand even if he is right handed
7. He fielded for Pakistan as a substitute during a practice match against India at Brabourne Stadium in 1988 showing his love for the game
74. Being 5’5” he can smash even the tallest bowlers of the world
75. He has the most number of fifties in ODIs
76. His most man of the match awards are against Australia
77. He has played in 90 different grounds across the world
78. He has inspired and will continue to inspire youngsters day after day
79. He was honoured with the rank of Group Captain by the Indian Air Force
80. If you meet him he will not refuse to give you an autograph
81. He always looks up towards the sky after scoring a 50 or 100
8. The way he balances his professional and personal life
8. He is one of the most down to earth cricketers
84. He never forgets to thank his teachers and coaches who played an important role in his life
85. He plays for his country and not for money
86. He does not put himself above the game
87. He has never been a part of any controversy
88. He has always been a great father and family man
89. He is one of the highest respected cricketers in the world
90. He has a stand named after him at the Wankhede Stadium
91. He captained his IPL team Mumbai Indians to the finals in 2010
9. He played a match winning innings against Pakistan in the 200 World Cup
9. He carries the hoped of a billion fans on his shoulders
94. He has the largest fan following in the country
95. He surely deserves the Bharat Ratna at the age of 37
96. He plays the sport in the right spirit
97. He considers the victory of his team primary and his personal records secondary
98. He is going to score his hundredth 100 soon
100. He is responsible for making cricket a religion in India

Jul 21 2011

Woman Buys A New Sim

An Indian Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:

Hello Darling
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:

Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

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Jun 12 2011

Painful Question

(Painful Question)

Agr ap ko meri death news mily to Aap kitny din bad mara phone number apne mobil sy delete kr dain gay?

Reply must and fast im waiting .

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Apr 08 2011

New Father

Santas Father
brought a
NEW SIM CARD..

Santa saved that
…Number in his Mobile Phone
as
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New Father :P ;)

Apr 16 2012

Aalu Ne Bhindi Love Message Funny

1 Aalu ne Bhindi ke number
pe fone karke I love u
bola
Bhindi ne use phone kar k
bura bhala kaha aur boli:
Shut up
Tum itne mote aur main
Slim and Smart..
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or
us ne fir itni sabziyan
fasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh
sakte ho
Aalu-Ghobi
Aalu-Bengan
Aalu-Shimla mirch
Aalu-Palak
Aalu-Matar
Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak
akeli hai..
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MORAL:
MAT KAR ITNA GURUR
SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA..
TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO
TERI SADGI PE MARTE
HAIN.!:)

Apr 10 2011

Latest Funny Advice Sms 2011

Latest Funny Advice Sms 2011

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Advice Funny Jokes
Dont waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself.

Advice Funny Jokes
The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once!
So
Make TAUBA for Past
SHUKR for Present
&
DUA 4 the Future
Bcuz Dua is the Only Element that Changes TAQDEER.

Advice Funny Jokes
Dont run ahead of God. Let Him direct your steps. He has plans. He has time. Gods clock is never early nor late. It always strikes on time.

Advice Funny Jokes
Life is too short to wake up with regrets.  So love the people who treat you right.  Love the ones who dont because you can.  Believe everthing happens for a reason.  If you get a second chance grab it with both hands.  If it changes your life let it.  Forgive quickly.  God never said life would be easy.  He just said it would be worth it.

Dont waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself.
Submitted By: Moderator
Little advice to guys :Always communicate with your girlfriends
as long as your parents
are paying the phone bills!
Submitted By: Moderator
It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines your altitude.
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The higher we are places the more humble should we walk.
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Miracles do occur but one has to work hard for them to happen.
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What you dont like happening to yourself dont do it to others.
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It is better for us to feel bad rather than to make others feel bad.
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It is important to follow rules rather than to make rules.
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Love is all in fire and yet freezing
Love is much in wining but is more in loosing
Love is ever sick and yet is never dying
Love is ever true and yet is ever lying
Love does death in liking and is mad in loathing
Love indeed is everything yet indeed is nothing.
Submitted By: Moderator
Thankfulness should be expressed but you shouldnt ask for it.
Submitted By: Moderator
 

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Jul 24 2011

1 Larka Or1 Larki Dono Examination Hall Me Paper

Mujhy is msg ka ans chahey plz.

1 larka

or

1 larki

Dono

Examination hall mai paper de rhy thy..

larki ne larky se kaha:

Mujhy paper krwa 2..

To

larka bola: mujhe kya d0gi?

larki boli: Main tmko

11..9..19..19.. Dungi..

11..9..19..19 ka kia matlb hai?

Reply is must Challnge

Answer:

Kiss !
because  (abc) me 11 number k ka 9 number i ka or 19 number s ka hai.

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  • mujhy is mgs ka ans chahey plz 1 larka or 1 larki dono examination hall mai paper de rhy thy larki ne larky se kaha: mujhy paper krwa 2 to larka bola: mujhe kya d0gi? larki boli: main tmko 2 31 90 dungi 2 31 90 ka kia matlb hai? reply is must sub se puc
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May 31 2011

Promiss Day Sms

PROMISS DAY

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9

Choose one number.

Jo number ap choz karen gy

us number ka promise pura krna hogahimmat hay to Reply kro.

Answer:

1: Pepsi.

2: 50 ka load

3: 100 ka card.

4: 20 ka load.

5: lovr name.

6:.kiss

7: .boy frnd ka no.

8: call me

9: 5.sms

Remember its a promise

Apr 08 2011

NOWANNADI EVATHADI

Nuvvu Gurthu Vachav Ee RojuNeetho Matladalani Phone chestheAdhevatho phone lift chesi UR ACCOUNT BALANCE IS TOO LOW TO MAKE A CALL NOWANNADI EVATHADI GN8 MY DEAR FRIEND

Apr 29 2011

Husband And Wife Sms In Hindi

Hindi Husband And Wife Sms

Husband wife mein larai hoi
Husband ghar se chala gaya

Husb:Rat ko phone pay”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga tum kha kar so jana:D
Husb:Rat ko phone pay”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga tum kha kar so jana:D

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Apr 08 2011

Suppose Ap Mere Sath

1 Jan Lèva Sawaal
Suppose Ap Mere Sath Raat K 3 Baje
Akele Ghar Meie Bina Light K
Chatt Ki Serhiyou Par Bethe Batein Kr Rahe Hin
Itne Mein Niche Ghr Mein Phone Bjta Hai.
Ap Mjhse Wapis Aane Ka Waada Kar K Jakr
Phone Atnd Krte Ho Jo Mere Ghar Se Ata Hai.
Jis Se Ap Ko Yh Newz Mlti Hai K
5 Ghnte Phle Meri Maut Ho Gye Hai.
Kia Ap Wapis Upr Ao Gy..
Agr Han To Q
Aur Agr Na To Q
Send It To Ur Freinds And Get Intrsting Rpliesz

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Apr 08 2011

Bush Finally Found Weapon

Bush On 14-1-2008

Bush Finally Found Weapon Of Mass Distruction (WMD)In Iraq On 14th December….
The Lethal “10 Number Kay Jootay”

Now He Says “America Will Attack All Those Countries Where 10 Number Shoes Will Be”…
At The End He Said
Maaliki Muj Ko Bachana Barastay Jooton Say

Jul 29 2011

Batain Ladki Ka Naam Kya Hai

Jawab zarori

1 Larki car main ja rahi thi

Larkay nay lift li.

Jab car se larka utra to us nay larki se naam pocha.

Larki nay kaha:- meri car ka jo number hai us main hi mera naam hai.

CAR Number VI805̸;

Batain ladki ka naam kya hai?.

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  • Genius ho to is Sawal Ka Jawab Do 1 Ladki Car Me Ja Rhi Thi Ladke Ne Lift Le Li Jab Car Se Ladka Utra To Usne Ladki Se Naam Pucha Ladki Ne Kaha Mere Car Ka Jo Number Hai Us Mein Hi Mera Naam Hai Dimag Hai To Dhond Lena Car Ka Number Yeh Tha WV-73-N Ladki
  • Agar SMS Master Ho To is Swal Ka Jwab Do chalnge 4 you Ek Ladki Car Mai Ja Rhi Thi Ek Ladke Ne Lift Le Li Jub Car Se Utra To Usne Ladki Se Naam Pucha Ladki Ne Kaha Meri Car Ka Jo Number hai Us Main Hi Mera Naam hai Dimag hai To Dhoondh Lena Car Ka No WV 7
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Jul 20 2011

Reply Me Sms

Reply Me Sms

Select a number I will tell u the name of political party who will in govnt in upcoming electionz. .
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.

Reply Must..!

Answers:

1.PPP (American)
2.PML N (American)
3.ANP (American)
4.PML Q (American)
5.MQM (American)
6.JUI (American)
7.PTI (American)

Kaisa . . . . !

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Jun 17 2011

Ganga Dussehra Sms

Latest Ganga Dussehra Sms

Ganga Dussehra Celebrations 2011 Ganga Dussehra
is the annual celebration of the most sacred of Hindu rivers
Ganga or the Ganges. Places such as Rishikesh Haridwar
Garh-Mukteswar Prayag Varanasi etc where Ganga flows hold special significance on this day.

!Happy Ganga Dussehra!

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Apr 08 2011

Telangana Style Wedding Card

Telangana Style wedding card:
LAGGAM PILUPU
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale…
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.

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Oct 20 2011

MILLIONAIRE

Who Wants 2 B A
MILLIONAIRE

Let’s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!

Apr 04 2012

ZINDAGI Me DOST NAHI But DOSTO MAIN ZINDAGI

A friendship story
1st frnd :- dekh main naya phone laya

2nd frnd :- Wah chal party de
main tujhe gift dunga

SHAM KO VO HOTEL GAYE
(After dinner) 2nd frnd :- tumne hotel me khaane ka intjaam kese kiya…..?

1st frnd :- Mobile bechke teri khusi se badhkar thodi na kuch hai….?

2nd frnd :- Saale mujhe pta tha tu aesa hi karega
mene tera becha hua mobile us dukan se kharid liya…
YE LE TERI GIFT.

ZINDAGI Me DOST NAHI but DOSTO MAIN ZINDAGI

Jul 30 2013

Sachii Dosti Quotes

Baap Betey Se:
Raat Kahan They

Beta:
Der Ho Geyi Thi Tu Dost Ke Ghar Ruk Geya Tha

Baap Ne Ossi Waqt Betey Ke
Dus Best Friends Ko Phone Milaya

Aath Ne Kaha Ke
Uncle Woh Raat Mere Pass Tha

Or Do Ne Kaha Ke
Uncle Woh So Raha Hai Kahein Tu Otha Doon

Apr 07 2012

Mohabbat Se Paali Hui Beti

● Shadi ki Sharwani Larki walay Day..

Mere Valime Ka Suit Larki wale Dilaye

●Time Dekhne k leye Watch Ladki wale day

Haat mein Sonay ki Anghoti bhe Larki walay Day

●Mujhe Sonay k liye BED larki wale day
kapre Rakhne k leye Wardrobe Larki waly day

● I phone laptop aur
LCD tv larki walay day

●Drawing room k liye SOFA larki wale day
Washing Machine Larki walay day

●Phirne k liye Gaari Larki walay day
Istemal karne k liye Fridge Larki walay day

●Pakane k liye Chulaaa larki walay Day
Khane k liye bartan Larki wale Day.

Aurr phir jo kuch day rahe hain apni beti ko de rahe hain humay kya matlab in chezzon se?

Kya Man Baap apni itni mohabbat se paali hui beti de detay hain itna kafi nahi k yeh sub bhe chahye hota hay?

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Aug 05 2011

Latest April Fool Sms Jokes Wishes Messages And Quotes 2011

Latest April Fool Sms Jokes Wishes Messages And Quotes 2011

1.

31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

2.

When I call you:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like yoU
3 ring means : I am thinking of yoU
4 ring means : I need yoU
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

3.

April fool jokes 2010
What is 14?

I love you.
No

I hate you.
No

I miss you.
No

I wish you.
NO

14 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
April Fool…

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Apr 08 2011

Darne Ka Nahi Re

Apun Ko Yaad Krne Ka

apun Ko Phone Krne Ka

apun Ko SMS bhi Krne Ka

Nhi Kiya To
To

To

To
To
Darne Ka Nahi Re
apun Karega Na.

Oct 20 2011

My Boyfriend

My boyfriend is a Marine… Soon to be fiance.
I stand here alone when you’re so fat away
Waiting for a letter a phone call or for you to come home & stay.
When I watch you leave the terminal & get on the plane.
I feel like my whole world & my mind are going insane.
These miles this distance doesn’t compare to our strength of love.
I miss you day in & day out & everything above.

Aug 13 2011

Little Advice To Guys

Little advice to guys :Always communicate with your girlfriends
as long as your parents
are paying the phone bills!

Apr 05 2011

Women Who Love Too Much

Q. Why is da book ‘Women Who Love 2 Much’
a disappointment for many men?
A. Because No phone numbers are available in that.

Aug 17 2011

May You Rise Each Texting Day

May you rise each texting day
with fully charged cell phone
in your hand inspiring message
in your mind me in your heart
and a clear signal all day long.
Nice Basant Panchami day!

Apr 29 2011

Husband Wife Jokes

Husband Wife Jokes

COLUMBUS agar married hota to America kabhi discover nahi kar pata. Kyunki tab usse poocha jata:
1. Kahan jaa rahe ho
2. Kiske saath jaa rahe ho
3. Main bhi chalungi
4. Wapas kab aaoge
5. Ghar reh kar hi discover karlo
6. Mere liye kya laoge
7. Wapas aate waqt sabji lete aana
8. Pahunch ke phone karna
9. Har baar tum hi kyon discover karte ho? Koi aur kyon nahi kar sakta?

May 18 2011

Tamil Quiz-Question Sms Messages

Tamil Quiz-Question Sms Messages

Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?

*

Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

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May 23 2011

Telangana Sms Messages

Telangana Text Sms Messages

Messages levu..

Phone ledu..

Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu

Naaku tension gaa vundi..

Eni ayyindi?

Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?

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May 29 2011

Bijli Sms

Bjli Sms

A girl to D0CT0R on phone:

mery bhai ko current laga Hay

me kya krun?

Doctor

Ap do nafal shukrany k ada karain

k

ap ki taraf light hey!

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Apr 24 2011

Good Night Sms Wishes

Good Night Sms

1 bar jaan mangkar to dekho
1 bar yad karke to dekho
1 bar pukar kar to Dekho
Agar hum na aye to samaj lena
shehzada so gaya hain aur phone silent pe hai..
good night

Apr 21 2011

New Dating Tips For Women 2011

Ltest Dating Tips For Women 2011

1.Always look great whatever your income. Gorgeous hair and some lipstick with rags will still turn his head. You have the advantage. You are the woman. Look your best as you could meet a potential Mr. Right anywhere at any time.
2.Never reveal information you dont have to. An enigmatic woman drives men wild.
3.Keep dates brief but your men interested. Less is always more.
4.Try and stay in shape and involve some fitness regime at a gym. However much you hate it your Mr. Right loves your body as much as your mind.
5.Let your man pay. If he is interested he is interested enough to ensure you eat well and get home safely in a cab.
6.Ensure you receive flowers. If he doesnt know what a florist is dump him.
7.Never ever sleep with a guy until he has fallen for you. Sex early in your dating game plan will ruin everything.
8.Always keep a guy waiting and never turn up early. It is a ladys perogative.
9.Never be available when he wants you to be. Never be at the end of a phone when he calls and always let him leave a message or two first before replying.
10.If he is available Tuesday you are available Thursday.
11.Weekend shopping trips with girlfriends are sacred and not available for dates.
1.Keep your man standing on quicksand by shifting landmarks and goalposts constantly.
1.Ensure you are a good kisser. Men will walk away if you cannot kiss. Practice on a mirror if you have to.
14.Never ever talk about previous boyfriends particularly their prowess in the bedroom. Your ex-boyfriends are your business only.

Oct 20 2011

I Was Thinking

Someone asked what makes people happy. Some said wealth and some said fame. I was thinking about this when my cell phone beeped and received a text from you. Then I smiled and said: “This makes me happy.”