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Aug 19 2011

Insan Ko Sab Se Bara Shock

Insan ko sb se bara shock kb lagta hai?

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Socho

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Sochooo

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Nahi pata?

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Jb usy pata lagta hy k wo baghair package k sms kr raha hy :-D

Had Ho Gayi !

Some Related Terms:

  • shok sandesh in hindi
  • shok sandesh sms
  • shok sandesh format
  • shok sandesh format in english
Jul 14 2011

Hmari Qismat Mein Sab Kch Hy Pholon K Siwa

Hmari Qismat mein sab kch hy pholon k siwa

Tum agr phool na hoty to hmary hoty.

Good Night

May 31 2011

Sab Keh Do Sms

Sab Keh Do Sms

Agr Ap Radio Presenter Hoty To Mjhe Konsa Song Dedicate Krty.
Sb ko sent kro or dekho apko kon kon se songs dedicate hoty he but 1st reply me..

Jun 06 2011

Latest Khan Sab Sms

Pathan Call girl ko ghar le aya or ludo ka dana nikal k bola
Khocha agar 12345 aya to hum tmhari lip kiss le ga
Call girl ne darte huey poocha
Khan sb agr 6 aya to?
Khan muskura k bola:
Lgta hy tm ne kbhi ludo nhi khela
Agar 6 aya to
hm bari dobara ley ga

Jun 06 2011

Khan Sab Sms In Urdu

Pathan udasi se bola: Miss Mre abu khte hain tm jtna mrzi parh lo

lekin tm kbhi wo nhi bn skte jo tm chahte ho

Miss:tm kya banna chahte ho?

Pathan: Lady Doctor.

Jul 03 2011

Mery Jagny Sy Tang Hen Sab To So Jata Hon

Mery Jagny Sy Tang Hen Sab To So Jata Hon…!

+> YAARO <+

Agr Kal Meri Aankh Na Khuly To Mujy Maaf Kar Dena…!

Jun 16 2011

Mein Aziz To Sab Ko Hoon Magar

Mujhey gumaan thaa ke chaha hei bohat zamaney ne mujhey!

Mohsin

Mein Aziz to sab ko hoon magar zaroraton ki tarah. . .

Jun 07 2011

Funny Khan Sab Jokes

Pathan roz kitchen mein jata cheeni ka dabba kholta aur

band kar daita..

Why?

Q kay Doctor nain kaha tha..

Apni SUGAR roz check kia karo.

Jun 06 2011

Khan Sab Jokes

Teacher: pakistan k ktne sube hyn
Pathan:4
Teacher: Good pehli dafa sahi jawab dia hy chalo ab un k naam batao
Pathan: mashriq maghrib shumal junob ..

Oct 20 2011

Kehne Ko To Sab Kehte Hain

Kehne ko to sab kehte hain hum tere hain
” iqbal”
Par kaash koi aysa hota jisey merey dard sy takleef hoti.

Oct 17 2011

Mere Jaagne Se Tang Hain Sab

Mere jaagne se tang hain sab t0 s0 jata hun.
“Ay D0st”
Agar kal aankh na khule meri
t0 mujhe maaf kar dena…

Oct 20 2011

Pakistan Da Sab To Wadda Chawal Insaan Kon

Pakistan Da Sab To wadda chawal Insaan kon a.?

Ye jan’ny k liye daikhiye kal Subha
Theek 11 Bajey.
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SHEESHA!
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Oey lag geya point.

Aug 20 2011

DUNIYA Ki Sab Se Tez Raftar

DUNIYA ki sab se tez raftar

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Teiz treen cheez Kia hai?

GOLI?

Nahi

AAWAZ?

Nahi

LIGHT?

Nahi

WAQT?

Nahi

To phir kia hai?

Answer:

*DUA*

Q k DIL se

ZUBAN tak

Pohnchne se pehle hi

7wen ASMAN par KHUDA tak

pohnch jati hai.

Apni teiz treen Duaon main humein zaroor yaad rakhye ga. .

Some Related Terms:

  • hafza tez karne ki dua
  • dimag tez karne ki dua
  • Dua qabool hone ka tarika
  • dimag tez karne ka islami tareeqa
  • dua qabool hone ki duwa
  • dimag tez karne ka tarika
Mar 05 2012

‚ Sab Har Naye Saal Ke">Mitre Mandle Khush Rahi Sab Har Naye Saal Ke

Nandi kaise khalain anokhi holi sham ke

Ya hare main kho gaye re mere payar vav ke

Avhi nayi gadahi main ne bahutak dam ke

Nandi kaise khele

Dhum sahi na jaye sakhi re aado sham ke

Harmat laag jaye esse holi kaya kaam ke

Nandi kese khele

Rese bahut hai buri sakhi re gokul gavo ke

Rag dale chap lagaye apne naam ke

Nandi kese khele

Yah hari hai ajar amar govardan dham ke

Mitre mandle khush rahi sab har naye saal ke

Nandi kese khele

Holi Ki Boht Bohat Badhai Ho

Jul 29 2011

Agar Hum Sab Dubara Paida Hon To

Question?

Agar Hum Sab Dubara Paida Hon To Ap Mujh Se Kis Rishtey Me Milna Chaho Gay? Reply Must plz …

True

Mar 03 2012

HUMSAFAR Main Asher Ko Sab

Kid: Uncle ye lain mithai ammi aur baji nay bejwai hai.

Uncle: Achaa Waise kis khusi main beta?

Kid: Wo HUMSAFAR main Asher ko sab such pata chal gaya hy…!

Mar 10 2012

Ham Sab Pakistani Hain

Kabhi zaaton kabilon per khuda wale nahi lartey

Koi emaan ko lalkaarey to phir khanjar uthana hai

 

Sindhi Balochi Punjabi Pathan Kashmiri

Ham sab Pakistani hain

 

Pakistan Day Mubarak Ho

Oct 22 2011

Pakistan Da Sab To Wadda Chawal Insaan Kon

Pakistan Da Sab To wadda chawal Insaan kon a.?

Ye jan’ny k liye daikhiye kal Subha
Theek 11 Bajey.
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SHEESHA!
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Oey lag geya point.

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  • jugat sms
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Feb 29 2012

Rogee To Doctor Dakter Sab

Patient: Dakter sabamake kukure kamrayse.
Doctor: Apne janen na je amar roge dekhar somoy 4-8 ta.
Patient Ami ta janekintu oi hotochora kukur ta ar ota jane na.

Jul 21 2011

Lo Ajh V Hoo Gi Sab Di

Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di
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hr pasy di

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Load shadding

Happy
LoadShadding

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Apr 01 2011

Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.

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Apr 01 2011

Sab Jagah Naam Hoga

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye..

Apr 01 2011

Sab Kuch Mila Bus Khudai K Siwa

Sab Kuch Mila Bus Khudai K Siwa
Zindgi Bahut Pasand Aayi Ruswai K Siwa
Meri Chahat Ka Ehsaas B N Hoga
Uski Hr ADAA Pasand Ayi Bewafai K Siwa

Some Related Terms:

  • galti se maa ko choda
Apr 08 2011

Sab Se Pehly Kon Si Namaz


Sab se pehly kon si Namaz kis ne parhi?

Fajar:ADAM A.S

Zohar:IBRAHIM A.S

Asar:YAQUB A.S

Magrib DAWOOD A.S

Isha:YOUNAS A.S

Some Related Terms:

  • EID MUBARAK wishes
Apr 03 2011

Dunia Ki Sab Se Unchi Pahaar

Biwi: Husband se agar me dunia ki sab se unchi pahaar pe chardi to tum mjhe kya dogey…

Husband: Jan dhakaa.

Jul 03 2011

Tum Ho To Sab Silsilay Achy Lagty Hain

Tum Ho To Sab Silsilay Achy Lagty Hain

Muje Tmhari Mohabat K Gily Achy Lgty Hain

Boht Dor Tk Jana Mgr Lot Ana

Mjhe Tmsy Tmhi Tk K Faslay Achy Lgty Hain….

Jul 03 2011

Mana K Waqt Ne Sab Kuch Badal Diya Hai

Mana k waqt ne sab kuch badal diya hai

Lekin . !

Tery Hissay Ka Waqt Aaj Bhi Tanha he Guzarta Hai ¤~

Jun 09 2011

Ladki Ka Dil Sab Se Ziyada Kab Dukhta Hai

Ek Ladki Ka Dil Sab Se Ziyada Kab Dukhta Hai

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Jab wo kisi masi ko apney jesa lawn ka print pehney huey dekhti hai;-).:

hahahaha

Some Related Terms:

  • eid kab hai
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  • dil kab dukhta hai
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  • valentine day kab hai
Jul 15 2011

Pyar Usse Nahi Kaho Jo Duniya Me Sab Se Zyada Khobsura

ÅNMΘL RÅÅZ

Pyär ùs sy nhì kärö jö dùnìyä me sùb sy zìyädä khöb$urät hö

ßälkè pyär ùs sy kärö jö tùmhärì zindagi kö khöb$ürät ßäna Dèy.

GOOD MORING

Oct 18 2011

Hazrat Muhammad PBUH Said

Hazrat Muhammad(P B U H) said!
Zuban k gunahon main sab se bara gunah jhot hai aur meri Ummat k 90% log Zuban ki waja se jahanum main jain ge.

Some Related Terms:

  • sab se bara wazifa urdu
  • hazrat muhammad life in hindi
  • short hadith in urdu
Oct 18 2011

Intizar Kartey Ho

“Tum ammal key liyey intizaar kartey ho——-uss khushhali aur dolatmandii ka———jo admii ko sarkash bana detii hai——ya intizar kartey ho—–uss nadari aur mhutaji ka jo sab khuch bhulaa deti hai—ya intizar kartey ho—-halat bigar deney wali beemari ka ya aqal-o-hawas khoo deney waley bhurhapey ka –ya achanak aney wali aur fana kar deney wali moat kaya tum muntizer ho djall keyaur djall badtareen ghaeeb haijiss ka intizar hai—-ya muntizar ho qyamat key——aur qyamat bara sakhat hadisa aur bara karwa ghoont hai”

Some Related Terms:

  • %smaa ki chudai
  • balo wali choot
Apr 02 2011

Tum Ammal Key Liyey Intizaar Kartey Ho

“Tum ammal key liyey intizaar kartey ho——-uss khushhali aur dolatmandii ka———jo admii ko sarkash bana detii hai——ya intizar kartey ho—–uss nadari aur mhutaji ka jo sab khuch bhulaa deti hai—ya intizar kartey ho—-halat bigar deney wali beemari ka ya aqal-o-hawas khoo deney waley bhurhapey ka –ya achanak aney wali aur fana kar deney wali moat kaya tum muntizer ho djall keyaur djall badtareen ghaeeb haijiss ka intizar hai—-ya muntizar ho qyamat key——aur qyamat bara sakhat hadisa aur bara karwa ghoont hai”

May 31 2011

Sunehri Baat

Sunehri Baat Sms

* PAISA

Kehta he mujhe hasil karo or sab ko bhulado. WAKT

Wakt kehta he mere saat chalobaki sab ko bhulado

MUSTAKBIL

Kehta he mere lye koshish karo or sab ko bhulado .

ALLAH

sirf itna kehta he k mujhe yaad karo me tumhen sab kuch de doonga.

SUBHANALLAH

Aug 21 2011

Happy Eid Day Wishes

2011 Happy Eid Day Wishes In Urdu Hindi Or English

Happy Eid Day Wishes In English

 No time is like Eid
With its charm and magic
When fun and frolic of little ones
Add beautify to the view!

HAVE A WONDERFUL EID

Happy Eid Day Wishes In urdu

 mubarak! mubarak! shaadi ki mubarak..
aray nahi EID MUBARAK..
itni kushi main sab kuch bul gaya par tumhe nahi…
maza karo ishq karo pyaar karo
or muje vapas sms karo.
Meri lye Eid ki sirf ek mathlab hai vo hai TUM..
intezaar hai kab hojayegi HUM….
islye Mubarak Mubarak!

Happy Eid Day Wishes In Hindi

 Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo’attar Hawa-e-Eid
Aata nahi Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid
Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko
Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid

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Apr 02 2011

Zuban K Gunahon Main

Hazrat Muhammad(P B U H) said!
Zuban k gunahon main sab se bara gunah jhot hai aur meri Ummat k 90% log Zuban ki waja se jahanum main jain ge.

Mar 10 2012

Funny April Fool Hindi Urdu Message

Kya aap jante ho ke
Aap mere sab se ache dost ho
Aap he ho
Jiss per main sab se zyada bharosa karta ho
Aur apke lye sab kuch kar sakta hun
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April Foooool

Jan 15 2012

Republic Day Poetry And Shayari

  • Happy India Republic Day
    Bharatvaasi kahe shaan se
    vande mataram vande mataram.
    sabase sundar desh hamara nahi kisi se kam.
    Vande mataram Happy India Republic Day
  • India is the best
    Aazadi ki kabhi shaam nahi hony dynge
    Shahidon ki kurbani badnaam nahi hony dynge
    bachi ho jo 1 boond bhi garam lahu ki
    tab tak bharat mata ka aanchal nilaam nahi hony dynge.
    India is the best.
    happy independence day
  • Ao Sab Mil K Republic Day Manain
    Bhookh garibi laachari ko
    iss dharti se aaj mitaayein.
    Bharat ke Bharatvasi ko
    uske sab adhikar dilayein.
    Ao Sab Mil K Republic Day Manain
  • Pyara Pyara Mera Desh
    Pyara pyara mera desh
    sajaa-sanwaara mera desh
    duniya jis par garv kare
    nayan sitaara mera deshchaandi-sona mera desh
    safal salona mera desh
    sural jaisa aalokit
    sukh ka kona mera desh
  • India Is The Cradle Of The Human Race
    India is the cradle of the human race the birthplace of human speech
    the mother of history the grandmother of legend and the great grand
    mother of tradition. Happy Republic Day

Some Related Terms:

  • republic day sher
Apr 02 2011

Ganesh Parv Par Ganesh Ji Ka Darshan

Ganesh parv par Ganesh ji ka Darshan.

bade kaan bada pate- Sab ki sab sunte raho aor bade pate me jama karte raho. Jo suno mukh se nailkalna nahi.
Pahle hath me shastra (Holy books)-Gyan na books me ho na brain me Gyan ho hath me yani karm me.

Dusare hath me rassi ya Dori (Rope)- Dori maryada ka parteek hai. (Lakshman Rekha does & dont ki)

teesre hath me modak (laddu)- kush raho aor khusiya sab ko do. modak yani mod(anand) dene wala

4th hath me Ankush (A trishul for control elephant)- Koi dusara ham par contrlol kare achchha nahi lagta. Is liye apna Ankush apne hath me.

Some Related Terms:

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Jun 06 2011

Khaan Saab Jokes

Pathan boht deir se apni hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha larki sharma ker
kya dekh rhe ho khan: hum soch rha tha k agar tm hmara ammi hota
to hm b bohat khobsurat hota:-)

Sep 15 2011

Happy Navratra Sms

Happy Navratra

Bhagto Ke Dukh Hrne Wali
Sab Pe Rahmat Krne Wali
Maa Tu Hi Jeevan Mera
Tu Hi Sab Ka Mangal Karne Wali.
Tuj Se Hi Jeevan Ki Jot Jale
Tu Hi Raksha Krne Wali..

Jai Mata Di……
Happy Navratra…

Oct 17 2011

Dhanteras Shayari In Hindi

Laxmi aye gi itni ke sab jagah Naam ho ga
Laxmi aay gi itni ke sab jagah Naam ho ga
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam ho ga
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj
Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Dhanteras ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye
Happy Dhanteras

Aug 21 2011

Happy Eid Day Messages

2011 Happy Eid Day Messages In Urdu Hindi Or English

Happy Eid Day Messages In English

Lonesome without you
Each and every moments.
When I am alone
I close my eyes and think of you
and thoughts of your love warms Inside me and makes me smile.
miss you a lot.
Eid mubarak.

Happy Eid Day Messages In Hindi

Eid ek saal main 2 times hote hai na…
Saccha pyaar zindagi main ek bar hoti hai na…
Tumhara yaad har saso main hota hai na…
Eid main sab kushiya hoti hai na…
Thanks jano…tumhara saath meri lye bohot hai…
Aaj Eid hai wow maine soccha meri Eid EVERYDAY hota hai…
Tum jo meri dil main hon…
Dua hai meri Allah se tumko Life main sab kushiya hon…
Especially 4 u jano *EIDMUBARAK*

Happy Eid Day Messages In Urdu

Apne Kia Socha Paigam Nai Aayega..
Socha Yeh Dost Aapko Yunhi
Bhool Jayega.. Yeh To Adat Hai
Hamari Sataney Ki.. Warna iTna Piyara Dost
EiD Par Kon Bhulana Chahay ga…/

̵;EiD MubaraK̵;

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Jul 30 2011

Mangi Thi Dua Humne Ek Baar Apne Rab Se

Maangi Thi Dua Hum ne Ek Bar Apne Rub Se

Dena Humein Dost Jo Ho Alag Sab Se

Rub nay Mila Diya Humain Aap se Aur Kaha!

Khayal rakhna

ANMOL Hai Sab Se….

Some Related Terms:

  • ramadan dua in hindi
Sep 08 2011

Rab Sy M0habt Or Insan Sy M0habt

Rab sy m0habt or insan sy m0habt ma kya farq hy?

Insan sy mOhabt Apki sab sy bari kamz0ri ban jati hy

Or

Rab sy m0habt Apki sab sy bari taqat ban jati hy.

Feb 23 2012

Jumma Dua In Urdu Hindi

Jumma Dua

Aye mere parwardigar tu he dua kabool karne wala hai

Ham sab apne hath teri bargah main uthaye teri rehmat or karam ki dua karte hain

Ham per apna fazal farma

Jin bhaion ko rozgar nahi milta jo beemar hain jo qarz tale dabe hain jo pareshan hain

Sab ki duain kabool aur pareshanian door farma

Ameen Ya Rabul Ameen

 

Jumma Mubarak

Some Related Terms:

  • ramzan ka pehla jumma mubarak
Apr 10 2012

Or Chupke Chupke Ro Lena

Jab ankhain dard se dubi hon
Or yad se kisi ki bhar ayen
Tab khudko dhoka mat dena
Or chupke chupke ro lena
Jab palkain kurb se mondi hon
Or sab samjhein tum soye ho
Tab mounh pe takia rakh lena
Or chupke chupke ro lena
Ye dunya zalim dunya hai
Ye bat bohat phelaye gi
Tum samnay sab k khush rehna
Or chupke chupke ro lena
Jab barish ka mosam ho
Or ashk b bondain lagty hon
Ye moqa hargiz mat khona
Or chupke chupke ro lena.

Mar 19 2012

Wo Karte Hain Baat Muhabat Ki

Wo karte hain baat muhabat ki

Per muhabat ke dard ka unhain ehsas nahi

Muhabat wo chand hai

Jo

Dikhta hai sab ko

Per usey pana sab ke bus ki baat nahi

Mar 09 2012

Police Sardar Se

Police Sardar Se: Park mai ye sab kya kar rahe ho

 

Sardar: Hum dono married hain

 

Police: To ye sab ghar ja kar karo na

Sardar: Iska husband aur meri wife nahi mane gi….

Oct 20 2011

We Owe A Lot To The Indians

* nameste mayre bhaeeyu aur bhaeno aaj ke dhine hum unn svatrantra sangram ke dhesh bhakto ko yaad karthe hai jhenone aapne prano ka balidane kya tha hamare dhesh ke leyae. unn desh bhaktho ko mera pranam.

hamay uneke prano ke balidhano ko uhi bekar nahi jane dhenge.hamay eess svatantranth ko hamesh yaad rhakhna hoga aur hamare dhesh ko sab desho see upar leykar jana haga.kaya aap mujehe vachan dhetho hohamara desh sab dhesho se upar hoga.

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Today we celebrate the 65th Independence Day of our great Nation. On this joyous occasion I convey my greetings and good wishes to the people of Jammu & Kashmir and pray for peace progress and prosperity in the State.
On this auspicious day 6 years ago India attained freedom from colonial rule and the people of our country became the masters of their destiny. Over six decades have since gone by while it would be useful to look back and assess how far we have traveled on the path to building a strong united and prosperous India it would be profitable to also look ahead and determine new goals.

Oct 19 2011

Advance Diwali SMS Text Messages Greetings In Hindi

  • Advance Diwali SMS
    Diwali aa rhi hain roshni chaa rhi hain
    Choro sab problems Zindagi muskura rhi hain
    Dipawali sms wid diyas And fireworks
    May di shimmering diyas di crackiling
    fireworks sparkle up ur life wid happiness
    have a mastiful dhamakedar DeepAwali
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance Diwali SMS In hindi
    May di Joy CheerMirth & Merriment of
    this divine festival surround you forever.
    May di happiness dat dis season brings brighten ur life &
    Hope di year Brings u lck & fulfills all ur dearest of dreams
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance Diwali SMS Messages
    Pall Pall se banta hy Ehasaas
    ehsas se banta hai Vishvas
    wisvaas se bnte hai Rishtey
    aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas
    Wishing yu a Diwali Jhaghaas
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance Diwali Hindi SMS
    May the beauty of deepavali season
    Fill your home with Happiness
    Prosperity and Good Fortune.
    And may the coming year provide
    U with all that bring you joye
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance SMS On Diwali
    May di beauty
    Of deepavali season
    Fill your home with
    Happiness
    And may di coming year
    Provide u with aall
    Dat bring u joye
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance Diwali Greetings SMS
    Phul ki shuruaaat kalli se hoti hai
    Zindagi ki shuruaaat payar se hoti hai
    Payar ki shuruaaat apnon se hoti hai aur
    apno ki shuruaaat aapse hoti hai.
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance Diwali Greetings SMS In Marathi
    Laksh Diwyani Ujalali Nisha Ghewuni Nawi Umed
    nawi asha Hotil purna manatil sarwa Iccha
    Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance greetings SMS On Diwali
    Laxmi ayegi itni k sab jagah Nam hoga
    Din rat vyapar badey itna adhik kaam hoga
    Ghr Pareewar samajh men banoge Sartaaj
    Yehi Kaamna hai hamari aap ke liye
    Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kaamanayen
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)

Some Related Terms:

  • antarvasanastoriesinhindi
  • %ssuhagrat ki kahaniya
  • Ladki pregnent kaise hoti hai
  • kamuk kahaniyan in hindi font
  • sasur ne bahu ki gand mari
Apr 08 2011

New Qaumi Tarana 2011

Please stand up in the respect of our New Qaumi Tarana 2010.

Zardari ki zameen shadbad
Bijli jaye har ghantay baad

Tu nishan-e-Curruption Aalishan Arz-e-Zardaristan
Shad Baad wakeel barbaad

Zardari ki Zameen ka Nizam
Aatay Gas Bijli ka Bohraan

Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq
Chaudhry Sab Painda baad

Shaukat aziz mulk se farar
Parchamay sitara-o-Halal

Khoon main ranga sara saal
Bhool apna mazi shan-e-Haal Jan-e-Istaqlal

Saye-e-sheri rehman

May 20 2011

Rude Jokes Sms

Rude Sms Jokes

Sardar:
Dr.sab I am suffering from loose motions!
Doctor:
Kinni patli a rhee hy?
Sardar:
Dr. sab!
Bus samaj lavo k tussi oday naal gararay kar sakday h0.

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May 22 2011

Urdu Hindi And English Student Teacher Jokes

Student Teacher Jokes In Urdu Hindi And English

White color kaa dress pehen kar hum sab lagte they kitne ache.

School lagta tha poultry farm or hum sab murghi ke bachay.

Mujhko samajh na aya aaj tak teacher ka ye funda.

Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda.

(‘’) hahaha

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Mar 31 2011

April Fool Urdu English And Hindi Sms Message Jokes

Collection Of April Fool Urdu English Hindi Jokes Sms Messages and Poetries

1.
april fool sms in hindi

Attendence..
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ? Ullu ?
Ullu Button dabana band kar
teri baari hai
attendence lagwa.

2.
april fool shayri sms text messages

Qaum Bani Fool

Sab ko majboor bana ker chora
Apna dastoor bana ker chora

In siyasat ke peshwaon ney
Qaum ko fool bana ker chora

Siyasat Khappe Khappe

3.
april fool sms in hindi

Bahut salon pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf hi padha karte the..!
aur aaj fir “itihas dohraya ja raha hai.
sab prabhu ki leela hai”
* April Fool *

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Jul 25 2011

Behtareen Baatein

Behtareen Baatein

Gunah Ka MoQa Na MiLna B Naimton Me Se Ek Naimat Hy.

Preshani HaLaat Se Nahi KhayaLaat Se Peda Hoti Hy.

Behtreen Aankh Wo Hy Jo HaQeeQat Ka Samna Kray.

Dunya Me Sab Se MushkiL Kaam Apni iSLaah Krna Hy Or Sab Se Aasaan Kaam Dosray Pr TanQeed Krna.

Nafrat DiL Ka PagaLPan Hy.

iNsaan Zindagi Se Maayus Ho To Kaamyabi B Nakaami Nazar Aati Hy.

Jab iNsaan Ki AQaL KaamiL Ho Jati Hy To Uski Guftagu Mukhtasir Ho Jati Hy.

HAZRAT Ali A.S

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Apr 02 2011

Exams Ke Char Din Pehle

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

Apr 08 2011

Raat Aap Ki Ebadat Me Gujari

ya allah jisne bhi sab e qader ke raat aap ki ebadat me gujari ya alah tu un sab ki dua ko kubuk karna aur jo nahi kar paye unhe hedayat dena aur unki bhi magfirat karna AAAAAAAAMIN.

May 29 2011

Real Muhabbat Sms

Real Muhabbat Sms

Rab sy m0habt or insan sy m0habt ma kya farq hy?

Insan sy mOhabt Apki sab sy bari kamz0ri ban jati hy

Or

Rab sy m0habt Apki sab sy bari taqat ban jati hy

Jun 03 2011

Namaz Sms

Nice Namaz Sms

JO LOG AKHRAT PR EMAAN RAKHTAY HAN Wo JANTAY HAN K SAB KUCH KHATAM HO JANA HA.
LAKIN naik Aamaal Hamesha Zinda rahayn gay
NAMAZ Ki
Pabandi Kijiye.
YE saari naimatain ALLAH PAK
Ka ehsaan han hum per….
ZARA SIRF AIK BAR SOCHO AGAR YE SAB AP KAY PAS NA HON TO AP KIA HOTAY…
HUM IN NAYMATON KA BADLA NHE DA SKTAY LAKIN NAMAAZ KI SURAT MAI APNAY ALLAH KI TAREEF KR K USKA SHUKAR ZAROOR ADAA KR SKTAY HAN.
JO GUZAR GAYA USKA BADLA ALLAH PR CHOR DAYN AUR AJ SE HI NAMAAZ SHURU KR DAYN…
ALLAH SUBHAN WA TA ALLA BOHAT KHUSH HO GA…
ALLAH AKPO YE MSG PARHTAY HI HEMESHA K LIA NAMAZ PARHNY KI TOFEEK ATA FRMAYE AAMEEN.

Jun 25 2011

Dirty Mind Sms

1 Larki Ne Stage Pay Aa K Dance Kia To Sab larko Ne Tali Bajai

Us Ne Sub Kuch Utar k Dance Kia To Kisi Ne Tali Nahi Bajai

Q?

Q k

Taali 1 Hath Se Nahi Bajti.

.

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.

1 hath sab logon ny ankhon pr rakh lia tha

Lekin

mery dost EK bar phir teri gandi soch ko 21 topon ki salami

dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz.

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