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Aug 03 2011

HaQ BaBa Sach BaBa

Agar kisi ki girl friend pareshan hai

Ya udas hai

Ya roothi hwi ha

To

Ye naQsh usko send karo aur wo is ka wird kry

Khush ho jaye gi

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HaQ BaBa

Sach BaBa.

(NOTE)

Baba G k naqsh mein tabdeeli karna begherti hai.

Some Related Terms:

  • maa ki chudai train me
  • baba ne choda
  • Baba se chudai
  • girlfriend ki chudai mote lund se
Oct 22 2011

1 Admi Baba G Se

1 admi Baba G se:
Mai Amrica jana cahta hon magr kam nahe banta.
Baba G:
subha suraj nikalne k bad 300 bar
“AL-QAIDA” parha karo America wale khud le jaen ge.

Apr 05 2011

Meray Paas Aik Buri Khabar Hai

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

Oct 20 2011

Kabhi Badli Hui Takdir Nazar Ati Hai

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai pade bhi to kya padeyaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai

Some Related Terms:

  • nazar bandi ka tarika
  • nazar utarne ka tareeqa
  • Bachon ki nazar utarne ka mantra
Apr 02 2011

Kabhi Tum Bhi Nazar Aao

Kabhi tum bhi nazar aao
suubha se sham tak hum ko
buht se log milte hain
nigahon se guzarte hain
koi andaaz tum jaisa
koi hum-nam tum jesa
magar tum hi nhe miltay
buht bechen phirtay hain
baray betaab rehty hain
dua ko hath uthtay hain
dua main yeh hi kehty hain
lgi ha bheer logon ki
mgar is bheer main muhsin
KABHI TUM BHI NAZAR AAO
KBI TUM BHI NAZAR AAO

Some Related Terms:

  • nazar tez karne ka totka
Jul 03 2011

Dukh Dene Wale Se Hamesha Mohabbat Karo

Dukh dene wale se Hamesha MOHABBAT karo

Lekin kisi MOHABAT karne wale ko Dukh mat do

Q k sari Dunya k Liye TuM 1 ho

Mager kisi 1 k liye TUM sari Dunya Ho.

Some Related Terms:

  • kale kche wale
Jul 24 2011

Saffar Mein Shaam Utarne Tak

Saffar mein shaam utarne tak tu mere sath reh jao

Naya manzar ubharne tak to mere sath reh jao

Lahu roti hoi Aankhen tere qadmon se lipti hain

Mere Aansu theharne tak to mere sath reh jao

Tumhen maloom hai mujh ko khizaan se khof Aata hai

So Ye mosam guzarne tak to mere sath reh jao

Phr us k bad jab chahojahan chaho chale jana

Meri sansien bikharne tak to mere sath reh jao..!

Oct 17 2011

Baba Ranchhor Das Chanchar Said

Baba Ranchhor Das chanchar said :
Neend K Peeche Mat Bhago
Bhaagna Hai To Parhai K Peeche Bhago
Neend khud Ae Gi.
Just for students!

Oct 20 2011

ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the
train ruki khirki khuli nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kaha ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA

Apr 01 2011

MUSTAQBIL K Aane Wale Dino Mein

DUA

Ya ALLAH Hum TUJH Se Mangte Hain
Aesi MAFI Jis K Bad GUNAH Na Ho
Aesi HIDAYAT Jis K Bad GUMRAHI Na Ho
Aesi RAZA Jis K Bad NARAZGI Na Ho
Aesi REHMAT Jis K Bad AZAB Na Ho
Aesi KAMYABI Jis K Bad NAKAMI Na Ho
Aesi IZZAT Jis K Bad ZILLAT Na Ho
Ya ALLAH Mujhe Dunya Or AKHRAT Ki ZILLAT Se Bacha
MUSTAQBIL K Aane Wale Dino Mein
Sukoon ATA Farma AMEEN.

Jun 24 2011

Yeh Husn Wale Wafa Ki Keemat Kya Jaane

Yeh Husn Wale Wafa Ki Keemat Kya Jaane

Bewafa Hain Ye

Gam-E-Mohabat

Kya Jaany

Milta Ho Jinhe Har Mor Pr Naya

Humsafar

Wo Hum Jesy Doston Ki Qadar

Kya Jaany.

Apr 09 2012

Gyari Saneha Main Shaheed Hone Wale Foji

Salam!

Plz 1 bar Ayat al Kursi aur 4 Kull parh kar Gyari Saneha main Shaheed hone wale Foji Jawano ke lye dua karain.

Allah unhain Jannat main alaa muqam aur puri Qom ko Sabr e Jameel ata kare.

Ameen

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  • shahid diwas sms in hindi
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  • shaheed sms hindi
Aug 20 2011

Toot Kar Chahne Wale Aaj Bhi

Toot Kar Chahne Wale Aaj B Tujhe Chahte Hain Ay

..dost..

Ye Or Bat Hy Tujhe Ahsas Na Kal Tha Na Aaj Hai..

Jul 03 2011

Sirf 2 Log Muqaddar Wale Hote Hain

Sirf 2 log muqaddar wale hote hain

1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta ha Or

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2-woh jin ka Tarbooz Laal nikalta hai.

HAPPY Tarbooz SEaSoN..!

Apr 02 2011

Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se

Boy:
Xcuse Me

Girl:
Jee Kahiye

Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mothers DAY.:-P:-P

Jul 04 2011

Mana Ke Teri Nazar Mein Kuch Bhi Nahi

Mana Ke Teri Nazar mein kuch bhi Nahi

Dost.

Meri Qadar un se poch Jin K Maine PaisEy Dene Hain.!
()/
<( )
_//_

Labde
Phirde Ne ….

 

Apr 01 2011

Khuda Har Nazar Se Bachaye Aap Ko

Khuda Har Nazar Se Bachaye Aap Ko

Chand Sitaron Se Zyada Sajaye Aap Ko

Gham Hota Hai Kya Yeh Pata Bhi Na Chalay

Khuda Zindagi Mein Itna Hansaye Aap Ko

Jul 08 2011

Jhuki Jhuki Si Nazar Bekarar Hai Kay Nahi.

(*GAZAL*)

Jhuki jhuki si nazar bekarar hai kay nahi.

Daba daba sa sahi dil men payar hai key nai.

Tu apney dil ki jawan dhrkano ko gin key bata.

Meri trhan tera dil bi bey karar hai key nai.

Wo pal jis men muhabat jawan hoti hai.

Usi aik pal ka tujhey intazar hai k nai.

Teri umeed pey thokra raha ho dunyan ko ae dost.

Tujhey bi apney dil par etbar hai key nai

Jul 25 2011

Nazar Mein Neend Ki Hasrat Liye

Nazar mein neend ki hasrat liye chup chap bethey hain

GhaLib

Koi hum se door reh kr bhi hamein soney nahi deta …

GOOD NIGHT

Mar 02 2012

Ek Nazar Shaam Ke Baad

Uune dekhaa hai kabhii ek nazar shaam ke baad
kitane chup-chaap se lagate hai.n shajar shaam ke baad

Itne chup-chaap ke raaste bhii rahe.nge laa-ilm
chho.D jaaye.nge kissi roz nagar shaam ke baad

Mai.n ne aisee hii gunaah terii judaa_ii me.n kiye
Jaise tuufaan me.n ko_ii chho.D de ghar shaam ke baad

Shaam se pahale vo mast apanii u.Daano.n me.n rahaa
Jis ke haatho.n me.n the TuuTe hue par shaam ke baad

Raat biitii to gine aable aur phir sochaa
Kaun thaa baa_is-e-aaGaaz-e-safar shaam ke baad

Tuu hai suuraj tujhe maaluum kahaa.N raat kaa dukh
Tuu kisii roz mere ghar me.n utar shaam ke baad

LauT aaye na kissi roz vo aavaaraa majaaz
Khol rakhate hai.n isii aas pe dar shaam ke baad

Some Related Terms:

  • good evening sms in hindi for girlfriend 140
Jul 30 2011

‚">Nazar Ki Piyas Bujhanay Ka Hosla Na Huwa

GAZAL

Nazar ki piyas bujhanay ka hosla na huwa

Mile to Lab bi hilanay ka hosla na huwa

Pukarti hi rahi door tak usay nazrain

Magar Zuban say bulane ka hosla na huwa

Tumhare jabr-o- sitam hans k seh liye Dil per

Tumharay Dil ko dukhanay ka hosla na huwa

Lutey kuch aise Mohabat mai hum k phir ab tak

Kisi ko Dil main basanay ka hosla na huwa..

Some Related Terms:

  • nazar utarne ka mantra
Apr 03 2012

Nazar Mili Aur Unki Aankh

Just two line short hindi urdu romantic  poetry sms message about Love.

 

Nazar mili aur unki aankh jhuki

Bus itni baat thi aur hum barbaad hogaye…!

Apr 09 2012

Zubeda Aapa Ka Latest Totka

Zubeda aapa ka Latest Totkaa:

Munh mai Balgham aur Nazlaa aa raha ho to 2 spoon cheeni khaaa len
Aur Balgham ko nigall layn
Is tarah aap ko Rabrri ka mazza b aajaye gaa aur Payt b bhar jaye ga :D :D :D

Some Related Terms:

  • pehaliya
  • chuhe bhagane ka tarika
  • aapa ki bus me chudai
  • totke for good luck in hindi
Apr 07 2012

Mohabbat Se Paali Hui Beti

● Shadi ki Sharwani Larki walay Day..

Mere Valime Ka Suit Larki wale Dilaye

●Time Dekhne k leye Watch Ladki wale day

Haat mein Sonay ki Anghoti bhe Larki walay Day

●Mujhe Sonay k liye BED larki wale day
kapre Rakhne k leye Wardrobe Larki waly day

● I phone laptop aur
LCD tv larki walay day

●Drawing room k liye SOFA larki wale day
Washing Machine Larki walay day

●Phirne k liye Gaari Larki walay day
Istemal karne k liye Fridge Larki walay day

●Pakane k liye Chulaaa larki walay Day
Khane k liye bartan Larki wale Day.

Aurr phir jo kuch day rahe hain apni beti ko de rahe hain humay kya matlab in chezzon se?

Kya Man Baap apni itni mohabbat se paali hui beti de detay hain itna kafi nahi k yeh sub bhe chahye hota hay?

Some Related Terms:

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Jul 06 2011

Medical Store Wale Ne Suba

Medical store walay ne suba dukan kholi to agy 2 kuttay bethay thay

Dukndr:

Oye tusi ki kr rhay ho?

Kuttay:

Yaar sari raat ponkde ryaan

2STREPSILS te de-

Jul 15 2011

Konsa Zakhm Tha Jo Teri-Nazar Na Tha

Konsa Zakham tha Jo Tar-O-Taza Na Tha

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Zindgi me Itne Gham Thay K Andaza Na Tha

UnKi JheeL C Ankhon Ka Is me Kiya Qasoor

Dobne WaLy Ko Gehrai Ka Andza Na Tha.

Jul 12 2011

Nazar Jab Tum Se Milti He Me Khud Ko Bhool Jata Hon

 {*GHAZAL*}

¤Nazar jab tum se milti he.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.

Bas ek dharrkan dharrakti he
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.

Tumhen milney se pehley.
Me boht sajta sanwrta hon.

Magar jab tum sanwartey ho.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Me aksar kitabon pe.

Tera hi naam likhta hon.
Magr kuch tum jo likhtey ho
Me khud ko bhool jata hon

Me aksar ye hi kehta hon
ktum se pyar karta hon
Magar jab tum ye kehtey ho

Me dunya bhol jata hun……

Some Related Terms:

  • Chachi ne chudwaya
Aug 21 2011

Eid Poetry-Shayari And Poems

Eid Poetry-Shayari And poems

Eid Poetry

Eid Ka Din Hai Badee Dhoom Ki Tayyari Hai
Aaoo Hum Unsay Milain Jin Ki Jaib Khalee Hai

Lafzoon Sai Khel Kai Bantay Hain Mufakir Yeh Log
In Baday Logon Ki Tu Shaan Hee Niraali Hai

Hain Tu Hum Dard Ghareebon Kai Par Miltay Howay Howay Ghabratay Hain
Pataa Chalay Nai Kisi Ko Ghareebon Sai Rishtay Daari Hai

Daikh Kar Eid Ki Tayaari Ek Bachay Nai Kaha
Ek Maira Ghar Hai Jahan Bhook Hai Beemaari Hai

Yeh Oonch Neech Ki Tafreeq Kab Khatam Hogee
Iss Ek Jawab Ki Duniya Sabhi Sanwaali Hai

Eid Milni Hai Tu Rootay Howay Logon Sai Milain
Unhay Bataa Dain Yeh Duniya Faqat Tumhari Hai

Eid Shayari

Shugfta Shahdab Behad Adaab.
Pholon ki mehak Aabsharon ka Tarranum.
Shabab ka Umang Kalion ka Tabassam.
Fizaon main Rachi Khushboo Jaise.
Sehar Angaiz Shagfoon Dil awez naghmon jaise.
Bharpor Gungunate khayal main.
Khush kun adain jaise..
Khush adaa Machalti Gungunati Reshmi lehron jaise.
Haseen yadoon ki jal thal jaise.
Pur Kashish Eid aayi hai.
Is Dhanak rang mauqa par Meri Janab se
*Eid Mubarak*

Eid Poems

 Now that we fasted and did extra good deeds
We celebrate Eid-ul-Fitr one of the two Eids!

Allah prescribed two Eids and forbid all other festivals
He told us to worship Him and try to get the medals!

Ramadan is a special training for a Muslim
Practice Islam even when its light appears to be dim.

Continue doing good deeds just as in Ramadan
And give Sadaqa-e-Fitr for every child woman and man

We go to the Eid-gah and say the Takbir
On Eid day our best clothes we do wear!

We listen to the Eid khutbah
And don’t leave until we pray the Eid salah!

We go to the Eid prayer in any type of weather
And give presents to each other!

We say Eid Mubarak
And wish each other good luck!

We celebrate festival of Eid
By thanking Allah for granting us our needs!

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Jul 15 2011

DARDNAK QISSA

DARDNAK QISSA

1 aunty thi

Unki 1 beti thi

Wo apni beti ki bohat care krti thi

Bal swarti thi

Poniyan bandhti thi k bachi achi dikhe

Pr bchi ki aankhein humesha bahr rehti thi

Aisay (0_0)

Aunty ne bohat doctors ko dikhaya lekin wo sahi nhi hui

Phir aik baba ko dikhaya to wo aik minute me sahi ho gae

Log bohat heran hue or baba se pocha k apne aisa kia kya tha k wo sahi ho gai?

Baba ne kaha:

MENE SIRF BACHI KI PONIYAN DHEELI KARDI Thi…!

Hahaha

Some Related Terms:

  • chudai sms shayari
  • Dardnak chudai
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  • gand ki chudai
  • Meri dardnak chudai
  • dardnak balatkar ki kahani
  • chudai ki dardnak kahani
Jun 06 2011

Dirty Nurse Sms

1 Nurse Ne baba ko 2 injction peeche lgae or 3 dosre mreez k lye tyar krne lga

Baba smja ye b mere lye hain

Baba Nurse se: putar hip pehli wari vekhi oo? @()@

Sep 15 2011

Engineers Day Sms 2011 Messages

Engineers Day Sms Messages in English
Centuries ago people who sacrificed their
sleep food laughter & other joys of life
were called “SAINTS”
Now they are called ENGINEERS…
Happy Engineers Day!

Engineers Day Sms Messages in Hindi
Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi
zinda dafnay jate hain
her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain

Engineers Day Sms Messages in Hindi
An Engineering Student to his Sweeper:
Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai
Knowledge hai
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai.

Sep 15 2011

Engineers Day Sms Messages In Hindi

Engineers Day Sms Messages In Hindi
Pre-Engineering Wale Marty Nahi
Zinda Dafnay Jate Hain
Her Ek Paper Mein Buri Tarha Tarpai Jate Hain
Koi Khol K Tu Dekhte Kafan Ko Un K
Qabar Mein Bhi 5 Yearz Solve Karte Pai Jate Hain

Sep 15 2011

Happy Engineering Day Sms

Pre-Engineering Wale Marty Nahi
Zinda Dafnay Jate Hain
Her Ek Paper Mein Buri Tarha Tarpai Jate Hain
Koi Khol K Tu Dekhte Kafan Ko Un K
Qabar Mein Bhi 5 Yearz Solve Karte Pai Jate Hain

Jul 03 2011

Mohabbat Ki Kahani Mein Koi Tarmeem

Mohabbat ki kahani mein koi tarmeem mat karna..!

Mujhy tum tor dena per mujhy taqseem mat karna.

Bohat hon gey humare baad

dawa-e-mohabat karne wale.

Yaad-e-wafa rakhna kisi ko

tasleem mat karna.

Agar lafzon mein aaye nazar

chehra mera .

Chupke se choom lena

toheen mat karna.

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  • mastram ki kahaniya in hindi font
Jul 22 2011

Hamein Shadi Ka Koi Shoq Nai Khan

Hamein shadi ka koi shoq nai

Khan

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yE to ane wale bacho ki zid he k Ammi chahye.
()/
<! !
_/ /_
Fir !
Hai Koi Nazar Mein?

Oct 18 2011

Seven Golden Rules

Apna moh Uss waqt “KAABA BAITULLAH” ki tarf na kro.

1. Jab ghusal krne lago.

2. Jab hajat krne lago.

3. Jab thooknay lago.

4. Jab jootay utarne ya pehnne lago.

5. Jab kuli krne lago.

6. Jab kapray utarne aur pahanay lago.

7. Jab naak saaf krne lago.

Apr 02 2011

KAABA BAITULLAH

Apna moh Uss waqt “KAABA BAITULLAH” ki tarf na kro.

1. Jab ghusal krne lago.

2. Jab hajat krne lago.

3. Jab thooknay lago.

4. Jab jootay utarne ya pehnne lago.

5. Jab kuli krne lago.

6. Jab kapray utarne aur pahanay lago.

7. Jab naak saaf krne lago.

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Apr 08 2011

This Is GHURBAT

This is “GHURBAT”

FaQir Pathan Se: 5 Rupe Ka Sawal Hai Baba?

Pathan: Baba Jaldi Se Sawal BataO

Mujhe 5 Rupe Ki Buhat Sakhat ZarOort Hai

Me Ne Naswar Leni Ha..

Aug 11 2011

Beautiful Lines

Golden Words

1- Sharam ki kashish husan se ziyada hoti hy

2-Rona dil ko roshan krta hai

3-Dunya me sab se khatarnak gussa jwani ka hai

4- Kisi ka dil na dukhao Q k tum b dil rkhte ho

5- Qadr kro unki jo tum se bina matlab k pyar krte hain

6-Dunia me ghm baantne wale kam aur dene wale ziada hen

7-Tum se sachi mohabat krne wala tmhe kbi b ghum nhi dega.

8-Dost hmesha soch samjh kr banao Q k insan ka kirdaar us k doston se hi pta chalta hai.+

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Aug 12 2011

Darood Pak K Fawaid

DAROOD PAK Ke Fawaid:

1.Drood pak parhne wale ko na Qabar main matti Khayegi na Keere

2.Drood pak jannat ka rasta hai

3.Drood pak ki barket se maal GHAZAL

Ek anso toot k gira hai tere liye aaj phir

Kuch yaden toot kr barsin hain tere liye aaj phir.

In ankhon main basa he sirf ek tera hi barhta hai

4.Drood pak tangdasti ko door kerta

5.Drood pak parhne wale ki dua qabool hoti hai…chehra

Tujhe dua ki soorat khuda se manga hai aaj phir

Youn to roz hi yaad krta hon tujhe her pal

Par dil ne toot k chaha hai tujhe aaj phir(Mast)

Some Related Terms:

  • badam k faiday
  • anjeer k faiday in urdu
  • Anjeer k faiday
  • Anjeer ke fawaid in urdu
  • anjeer k fawaid
  • honey k faiday in urdu
Jul 17 2011

DUROOD-e-PAK

Fazilat

DUROOD_e_PAK

1=Drood pak parhne wale ko Qabar ma

na Matti khayegi

na Keere

2=Drood pak Jannat ka Rasta hy

3=Drood pak ki Barket se Maal barhta hy

4=Drood pak Tangdasti ko door krta hy

5=Drood pak parhne wale ki Dua qabul hoti hy

 

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  • ramzan fazilat
Aug 19 2011

Hadees -e- Mubarka

Hadees -e- mubarka ….!

khana Kha K Shukar Ada Karne Wale Ka Darja

Sabar Karne Wale Rozedar K Brabr Hota Hy.

(Tirmizy Hadis No_2021)

Aug 19 2011

Mein Kisi Ko Kia Ilzam Don

Mein kisi ko kia ilzam don apni Mout ka..?

~~ YAAAAR ~~

Yahan to satane wale ß apny thay dafnane wale b apny…!

Jul 14 2011

1 Baar Main Bemar Hoa

1 Baar Main Bemar Hoa

1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha

Main Hospital Chala Gya

Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy

1 Pr Khaas bemari or 1 par Mamoli Bemari Likha hua tha

Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Mein Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya

Wahan bhi 2 Drwazy thy 1 Par Khaas Aadmi or 1 par Aam Admi likha huva tha

Me Gharib Aadmi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Drwazy se Andar Chla Gya

Andar Gaya to dekha k Main Hospital se Bahar Tha.

Geo Pakistan\

Apr 08 2011

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya
Pathan Use Dhondte Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!

Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha…

Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.

Pathan Chillaya Or Bola
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin…:-)

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Nov 11 2012

Diwali Sms Wishes In Telugu

  • Pūla tīpi vāsana
    Raṅgula śrēṇi
    Dīpāvaḷi ikkaḍa undi
    Manduguṇḍu vinipistundi
    Kovvottulanu veligistāru uṇṭāyi
    Pillalu plē
    Prejeṇṭs ivvabaḍḍāyi
    Mēmu dēvuḷḷanu prārthistāru
    Dīpāvaḷi ikkaḍa undi.
  • Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
    Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se
    Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki
    Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!
    Happy Diwali My Hearty Prayers For You that ….
    leads you on the road of Success.
    A Bliss from Inside
  • Dali ne dali par nazar dali
    kisi ne is par dali
    kisi ne uspar dali
    hum ne jis par nazar dali
    uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.
    Happy Diwali wish you HAPPY DIWALI

Some Related Terms:

  • roza ki niyat in telugu
Jul 07 2011

Tum Ek Hafte Ke Liye Class Set Out

Ek Student: Miss aap ke brazer ki 1 patti nazar aa rahi he

Miss: Tum ek hafte ke liye class set out

2sra Student: aap ke brazer ki dono pattian nazar aa rahi hein

Miss: Tum 1 mahene ke liye class se out

Miss ka pen neche gira uthane ke liye jhuki to pappu uth kar class se jane laga miss ne pochha Tum kahan ja rahe ho

pappu: Miss Mene jo dekha lagta hai Meri taleem mukammal ho gai he.

Some Related Terms:

  • bachi ko choda
Aug 21 2011

Bacha Darwaze Ki Bell Bajane Ki Koshish

bacha darwaze ki bell bajane ki koshish kar rha tha

1 buzurg ne dekha or bell baja di or bole Beta or kuch?

Bacha: baba g hun nassoo …

Jun 27 2011

Shab E Meraj Wishes Greetings In Urdu Hindi Or English

Urdu Hindi Or English Shab e Meraj Wishes Greetings

allah rabb ul izat iss shab-e-mubarak mein
tammam ahl-e-iman ko kasrat–e-ibadat ki saadat naseeb farmay
khususi barkat sai sarfraz farmay
tamam gunahgaroo ki tauba ko qabool farmay aur apnay
mahboob bandoo main shamil farmay. ameen

shab e meraj messages

‘To All my friendz..
Shub-e-barat wil b To nyt. Might b my name shall b writen in d list of those ppl who shall die this year and might b I shall not meet you again. So let me apologize on all my mistakes which you know or which you don’t know which you remember or which you forget.
Plz do forgiv me before dis holy night. I’m feeling ashamed on all dat. May b I couldn’t get chance to request you again.
S0 plz do forgiv all my mistakes which hurtd u.

Some Related Terms:

  • shab e meraj wishes
  • shab e meraj greetings
  • shab e meraj greeting cards
  • shab-e-meraj in hindi
  • shabe-meraj greetings
Sep 23 2011

Mohaly Ki Kisi Khubsurt Larki

parents  k Liye

Aagar aap ka jawan beta Nimaz nahi parhta to
mohaly ki kisi Khubsurat Larki se kahen k
Wo Usse Nimaz parhny ka kahay.

“zubaida aapa ka Islami Totka”

 

Some Related Terms:

  • behan ko choda
  • bahen ko choda
Mar 27 2012

Zubaida Apa Ka Load Shedding

Zubaida Apa ka Load Shedding khatam karne ke lye TOTKA !
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Bijli ka Meter katwa dain
Load shedding khatam ho jaye gi

Aug 10 2011

Azadi Mubarak Sms Messages

Azadi Mubarak Sms Messages

KHUSHION KA MULK PAKISTAN
1. Light aane ki khushi
2. Bazar mai shopping ke bad zinda ghar wapis aane ki khushi
3. Bus mai seat milne ki khushi
4. Taweel arse ke bad Double sawari khulne ki khushi
5. Namaz parhne ke bad Khud-Kash hamle se bachney ki khushi
6. Bus se utarne k bad apne Mobile ko apne jaib mai dekhne ki khushi
7. Masjiid C nikalte waqt chappal mil jane ki khushi

KHUSHION BHARA PAKISTAN

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ghulami mai na kaam aati hain
shamsheerain na tadbeerain

jo ho zouq-e-yaqeen paida
tu kat jati hain zanjeerain

happy Azadi day

Some Related Terms:

  • shayari on azadi
  • azadi quotes
  • azadi sms hindi
  • azadi quotes in hindi
Oct 25 2011

To Kya Tumhain

To kya Tumhain Main kabhi Yaad hi nahi aaya?

Kisi Ghulaab ki Khushboo k bikharne per b
Zara se Aab ke Aankhon mai utarne per b
Kitaab uthate hoye Geet koi Gatey hoye
Sanwar k dair talak Aainey ko takte hoye!

To kya Tumhain Mai kabhi Yaad hi nahi aaya?

Apr 01 2011

Soot Bhot Acha Pehne Ha

Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx BHAI JAN
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho

Jul 08 2011

Usay Yaqeen Ho Jaye Kuch Is Ada Se Sunana

Usay yaqeen ho jaye kuch is ada se sunana hall-e-dil hmara ay bad-e-saba

!

Woh khud hi keh de kisi ko trrpana buri baat hai!

Sep 22 2011

Koi Insaan Bura Nahi Hota

Koi Insaan Bura Nahi Hota
Sirf Uss Ki Koi Aadat Buri Hoti Hy
Iss Liye:
Koshish Kro K Uss Aadat Ko Bura Samjho
Na K Uss Insaan Ko.

Mar 05 2012

‚ Sab Har Naye Saal Ke">Mitre Mandle Khush Rahi Sab Har Naye Saal Ke

Nandi kaise khalain anokhi holi sham ke

Ya hare main kho gaye re mere payar vav ke

Avhi nayi gadahi main ne bahutak dam ke

Nandi kaise khele

Dhum sahi na jaye sakhi re aado sham ke

Harmat laag jaye esse holi kaya kaam ke

Nandi kese khele

Rese bahut hai buri sakhi re gokul gavo ke

Rag dale chap lagaye apne naam ke

Nandi kese khele

Yah hari hai ajar amar govardan dham ke

Mitre mandle khush rahi sab har naye saal ke

Nandi kese khele

Holi Ki Boht Bohat Badhai Ho

Jul 14 2011

Quiz Sms In Urdu

<(fill 4 me)>

1.mre lye name?

Ans.

2.mre lye colur?

Ans.

3.mre lye dress?

Ans.

4.mre lye koi gift?

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5.mre lye song?

Ans.

6.koi bat jo kbhi keh na sake hon?

Ans.

7.mre lye naseehat?

Ans.

8.meri koi buri adat?

Ans.

9.meri koi achi adat?

Ans.

10.mujh par bharosa?

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11.mre lye wish?

Ans.

Reply must.

Some Related Terms:

  • GUESS THE MOVIE
  • Dimag he to jawab do? Q:-wo kya chiz he jo saal me 1baaR ? Mahine me 2 baaR? Hafte me 4 baaR? oR din me 6 baaR ati he? its challange 4U Reply me
Jul 08 2011

Sulook Us Nay Mujh Se

Sulook us nay mujh se kisi cigrate jesa kiya;

Pehly jalaya

phir peeya

Paon rakha

bujha diya.

Bas talab thi uskoMeri

kuch Waqt ky liye

Pehly lagaya Teri Dosti Mein

Kùch

Aisi Baat Hai

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Har Waqt Teri

Yaad Mere Sath

Hai

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Dil Chahta Hai

Tumko Tumse

Chura Loon Par

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Ammi Kehti hen

Chori Karna Buri

Baat honton sy

or

phir dhunwen ma ura diya

apni sansain kheench k meri khushbu khud ma basa li

or

meri jalti hui raakh ko apni ungliyon se gira diya.Häi…

I MIS U

Apr 08 2011

Shab E Baraat A Rahi Hai

Shab-e-Baraat A Rahi Hai
Intihai Nazuk Raat Hai
Allah Ki Bargah Me Logon K Amal Pesh Hote Hen
Aj Tak Meri Janib Se Jane Anjane
Me Apka Koi Haq Talaf Hogaya Ho
Koi Bat Buri Lagi Ho to Me Apse
Muafi Mangta Hun
Khudara Mujhe Is Bari Raat Se Pehle Pehle Muaf Karden
JazakAllah..