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Feb 11 2012

Suhagraat Manane Ka Tarika

Suhagraat manane ka tarika

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Sabaash!

Badi jaldi hai Suhagraat manane ki….

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Apr 08 2011

Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao Party wear nahin chahiye.

Oct 20 2011

Tow Married Men Talking

2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago
Whenever I Returned Home
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

Oct 23 2011

Who Married A Doctor

I’ve got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: “You need to do something to spice up our love-making”.
Soon thereafter he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
“Why?” asked her husband. “You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion” she replied..

Oct 20 2011

Married Men Talking

2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago
Whenever I Returned Home
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

Oct 24 2011

Two Married People

The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt which can only be discharged through eternity.

Jul 21 2011

A Successful Married Life Requires

A successful married life requires

falling in love many times

but always with the same person.

!Happy Anniversary!

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Oct 24 2011

What A Married Man

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

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Jul 09 2011

An Old Man Married A Young Girl

An old man married a young girl

Some one asks the girl:

Aap ne in mye kiya dekha?

Girl: Ek tou in ki

INCOME

or

dosray in kay

DIN KUM.

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Apr 05 2011

An Indian Girl Married

An Indian girl married a French man.
And went to Paris. She didnt know French.
If sha went to buy leg piece of chicken.
She did life her skirt and show her leg.
This went on for some days.
Once she went too buy banana.
She took her husband along with her.

You know why ?.
Because.

He knew french !.
God bless your mind.

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Apr 05 2011

The Sum Which Two Married People

The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation.  It is an infinite debt which can only be discharged through eternity.

Apr 05 2011

Most Successful Happy Married Life

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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“Yet to be seen”

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Apr 05 2011

A Sardar Owned A Factory

A sardar owned a factory.
He issued orders dat only married
men would be employed.
Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule ?
Srdar replied:
coz married men r more obedient than un married.

Oct 24 2011

A Sardar Owned A Factory

A sardar owned a factory.
He issued orders dat only married
men would be employed.
Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule ?
Srdar replied:
coz married men r more obedient than un married

Oct 24 2011

A Sardar Owned A Factory

A sardar owned a factory.
He issued orders dat only married
men would be employed.
Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule ?
Srdar replied:
coz married men r more obedient than un married.

Jul 29 2011

Ramadan Sms

Its the biggest wish of evry girl to hav a succesful and a peaceful married life..

if u want to make ur wish come true

plz read surah yusuf aftr isha on 1st

2nd & 3rd day of Ramdhan..

plz fwd all the girls either marriedunmarried girls.

Oct 22 2011

Girl Boy On DATE In PRADO

Girl Boy on DATE in PRADO
Mene tum se 1 Bat Chupai He
Girl:
konsi Bat?
Boy:
Im Married
Girl:
Tum ne To Dara Hi Diya
Me Samji PRADO tumhari Nahi hai.

Oct 23 2011

There Are Many Brave Men

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army others get married … ;->

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Oct 20 2011

HAPPY WORLD CUP SEASON 2011

A Married Man Has An Affair With His Secretary.
One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM.
While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Clothes with Grass & Dirt.
At Home Wife Asked “Where Were u?
He Replied I Can’t Lie To U I was Having An Affair & Coming From Date.
Wife Looked At Him & Shouted:
“Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na.
HAPPY WORLD CUP SEASON 2011.

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Sep 19 2011

New Wedding Style FaceBook

New  wedding style
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Molvi.
do u agree 2 chnge ur FACEBOOk status  4rm single  2 Married?
Boy!
Yes!yes!yes
Girl!
YES!YES!YES
Molvi!
U r now HUSBAND N WIFE?
U may now upload ur wedding  pics n dont 4gt me to tag.

Apr 08 2011

A Sweet Girl Goes To Banta

A sweet girl goes to Bantas shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

Oct 20 2011

JASHN E AZADI MUBARAK

Aao aaj sare dost mil kr 1 vada krain k august ka pura mahina koi b underwear nhi pehne ga.qk august ka mahina azadi ka mahina hy:-)
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

Apr 16 2011

Double Meaning Sms In Hindi

Double Meaning Sms In Hindi

All people in this world

Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian

Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for
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Changing underwear!

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Apr 29 2011

Husband Wife Jokes

Husband Wife Jokes

COLUMBUS agar married hota to America kabhi discover nahi kar pata. Kyunki tab usse poocha jata:
1. Kahan jaa rahe ho
2. Kiske saath jaa rahe ho
3. Main bhi chalungi
4. Wapas kab aaoge
5. Ghar reh kar hi discover karlo
6. Mere liye kya laoge
7. Wapas aate waqt sabji lete aana
8. Pahunch ke phone karna
9. Har baar tum hi kyon discover karte ho? Koi aur kyon nahi kar sakta?

May 31 2011

Dirty Sms

Dirty Sms In Urdu Hindi And English

Dirty Sms
Pain of missing a harami friend is realized
when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:
“O tri Figer Check Ker yar”

Dirty Messages
Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Dirty Quotes
Life in Lubbock Texas taught me two things:
One is that God loves you and youre going to burn in hell.
The other is that sex is the most awful
filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.  ~Butch Hancock

Dirty Sayings
A nuclear weapon of some dimension
whether its actually a nuclear weapon
or a dirty bomb or some kind of radiological device.
Yes I think its probably a near thing.

Dirty Jokes
Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night. The caller sounded very excited.
Doctor please come at once. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis he said.
The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic. I will come in the morning.
The man protested But doctor my wife is really serious.
The doctor replied I took out your wifes appendix two years ago. She can not have another.
The caller protested That is alright doctor but now I have got another wife!

Dirty Poems
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine

I didnt know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand
on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once
the white stuff came

At last it was finished
its all over now
it was my first time
to milking a cow.

Dirty Poetry
Women Lib!
When men are born the mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When men are married the brides get the presents and the publicity.
When men die the widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to get liberated from?

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May 05 2011

Wedding Sms In Urdu

Urdu Wedding Sms

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Doctor: No but the thought of long life will never come.

Jun 14 2011

Shabbir Sms

There was a Girl & a Boy They Loved each Other

Girl alwayz Used to Say:

My heart is alwayz with U m living without a heart..

After sum dayz

Girl said that she cant marry him bcz hr family disagreed..

The Boy said:

I need U & Ur familys Happiness n agreed 2 b frnds:)

Aftr few monthz

Girl got married n she ws looking through her gifts of her marriage ceremony

She come across a Gift n starts Crying..! :(

the Gift was the Boys Heart (Real) packd in a Jar..!

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CLIMAX:

Larky ne Suicide kiya ya Murder huwa….?

Kyun k agar Sucide kiya to Heart pack kisne kiya?

ye such bht jald he samny a jaye ga

q k

Koi dekhe ya na dekhe Shabbir to dekhe ga.

May 05 2011

Marriage Sms In Urdu

Marriage Sms In Urdu

There r many brave people who alwayas want 2 be adventurous.
Few choose the armed forces & fight for the nation
others get married & fight for their survival..

May 05 2011

Marriage Sms

Marriage Sms

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
U Married A Girl Elder Than U Why?

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger
Either Sunday Or Saturday ?

So Love Comes From Heart Not In Age
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

Oct 23 2011

A Little Kid Asks His Dad

A little kid asks his Dad “Daddy how much does it cost to get married?”
“No idea” replied the Father “I’m still paying for it…”

Apr 10 2011

1st Anniversary Sms Collection 2011

1st Anniversary Sms Collection 2011

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Anniversary Messages

Im sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know its trueOn this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is trueHappy Anniversary Lover!

Anniversary Messages

If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say do you still love me? Id say Till death do us partHappy Anniversary.

Anniversary Messages

Another year to create
precious memories together.
Another year to discover
new things to enjoy about each other.
Another year to build
a life rich in love and laughter.
Another year to strengthen
a marriage that defines forever.
Happy Anniversary!

Anniversary Messages

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband) For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair.

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Mar 09 2012

Police Sardar Se

Police Sardar Se: Park mai ye sab kya kar rahe ho

 

Sardar: Hum dono married hain

 

Police: To ye sab ghar ja kar karo na

Sardar: Iska husband aur meri wife nahi mane gi….

Oct 23 2011

How True My FeelingsHow True My Feelings

How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband)
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

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Jul 20 2011

There Are Many Brave Men

There are many brave men

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Aug 05 2011

Raksha Bandhan Sms / Rakhi Sms 2011

Raksha Bandhan Sms / Rakhi Sms 2011

Raksha Bandhan is not just about rakhi roli and mithai… Its also about the unique bond between a brother and a sister. Celebrate the beautiful by sharing a lot of love and by give them gifts sending them raksha bandhan sms rakhi sms; below we have all those things which will make your day glorious and joyful.

Why Is necessary to send Raksha Bandhan Sms / Rakhi Sms?

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Traditions and customs of Raksha Bandhan are very old and they are followed since ancient times. The day of Raksha Bandhan is very auspicious for Hindus as the day is a full moon day of the month of sravana (August) according to Hindu calendar. The day celebrates the beautiful relationship of brother and sister and the traditions and customs of Raksha Bandhan reflect the bond between brother and sister. It is time to enplane your love with your brother or sister by sending them raksha bandhan sms / rakhi sms rakhi wishes and giving them rakhi wishes cards.

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How Can We Made This Event Memorable For Us?

You can give them gifts cards and make something special for your loving ones like organize a party at home or hotel.Because Rakhi is a bundle of lovable moments and a day to cherish the eternal bonding of love & affection with your sibling. To give a remarkable note to the Rakshabandhan sisters and brothers in throughout the world look for a beautiful gift to present their dear ones wrapped with their sentiments and lots of emotions.

Gift Ideas For Sisters/brothers:
  • Keep in mind that your sister/brother is married. So make sure that the gift you purchase is of good quality and everyone in her family appreciates it.
  • Keep in mind your sisters/brothers taste and areas of interest before purchasing a gift.
  • You may accompany the gift with a box / hamper of sweets or dry fruits so that others in her family are also able to enjoy the occasion. If she has kids get chocolates for them.
  • Buy the gift yourself. Do not designate the task to your mom or wife. This would reflect your love and feelings for your sister.
  • If your sister/brother is in a different city send Rakhi gift to her in time.
  • You can give your sisters jewelry jewelry box cloths house made gifts showpieces and any other thing which must b according to the taste of your sister or brother.

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Apr 02 2011

A School Held A Contest For Kids

A School Held A
Contest For Kids
With A Theme:

The Nicest thing
…My Dad Ever Did For
Me … !

Award Winning
Sweet Answer Was:
HE MARRIED TO MY
MOM … =]

Apr 05 2011

A Woman Was Telling Her Friend

A woman was telling her friend It was I who made my husband a millionaire.
And what was he before you married him? asked the friend.
The woman replied A multi-millionaire.

Aug 05 2011

How True My Feelings

how true my feelings were
i found out to be the best thing
in my life was when you married me
thank you my loving wifeloving husband
for the years we share i know one
thing for sure we make a wonderful pair.

Happy Anniversary

Aug 08 2011

Your Loving And Thoughtful

I’ll Always Remember The Day I Married You
Without You My Love

My Beauty

I Don’t Know What I’d Do

Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two

I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.

Apr 01 2011

Boy Tries To Kiss The Girl

Lovers sitting in a park
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”

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Apr 02 2011

TWO MEN TALKING

2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

Apr 02 2011

Just Bring Someone Who Ll Marry Me

I m getting married next month….
its small party and only few people will be invited……
dont bring any gift…..
just bring someone who ll marry me.

Apr 05 2011

Someone Asked Shakespeare

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U Why?”

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger
Either Sunday Or Saturday ?

So Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

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Jul 19 2011

Last Year The Name Plate

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

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Apr 03 2011

Couple Were Having Their First Fight

A young couple were having their first fight and it was a big one

After a while The husband said:

“When we got married You promised to love Honor n obey”

His bride replied:

“I know but I didn’t want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding”

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Apr 03 2011

Success As A Millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Apr 03 2011

Wife Said To Her Husband

After a quarrel a wife said to her husband
You know I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied “Yes dear but I was in love and didn’t notice

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Mar 26 2012

Shadi Se Pehle Aur Shadi Ke Baad

Shadi se pehle boys ke room ki cheezain

1. Love LettersShadi se pehle boys ke room ki cheezain

1. Love Letters
2. Cards

3. Perfumes

4. Stylish Mobile

5. Gifts

Aur Shadi ke baad

Load papers

Pain Killers

Purana Mobile

Un paid bills
2. Cards

3. Perfumes

4. Stylish Mobile

5. Gifts

Aur Shadi ke baad

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Oct 23 2011

Before Marriage

Before marriage:
Roses are red sky is blue
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead
I have flu
don’t come near me
Paray hatt tuu.

Oct 20 2011

A Man In Hell Asked Devil

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing Hell to hell is Free.

Apr 05 2011

Love Still Managed To Grow

We’ve had our ups and downsThis we both knowThrough it all our love Still managed to grow
Different thoughts we had About many thingsBut our love for each otherHad no attached strings.

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Oct 20 2011

Marriage Is An Alliance

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.

Oct 20 2011

I Too Wish That

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Oct 23 2011

From This Day Forward

From this day forward
You shall not walk alone
My heart will be your shelter
And my arms will be your home.

Oct 23 2011

Pyaar K Iss Daur Mein

Pyaar k iss daur mein
Shadi ho lahore mein
Pyaari si ik biwi ho
Jaisay Rangeen Tv ho
Gol matol sey saalay hon
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon
Pyaari si ik saali ho
biwi k baad ghar wali ho
Pyaar k iss daur mein
shaadi ho lahore mein