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I’ve got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: “You need to do something to spice up our love-making”.
Soon thereafter‚ he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
“Why?” asked her husband. “You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion”‚ she replied..
An Indian girl married a French man.
And went to Paris. She didn’t know French.
If sha went to buy leg piece of chicken.
She did life her skirt and show her leg.
This went on for some days.
Once she went too buy banana.
She took her husband along with her.
A Married Man Has An Affair With His Secretary.
One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM.
While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Clothes with Grass & Dirt.
At Home‚ Wife Asked “Where Were u?
He Replied‚ I Can’t Lie To U‚ I was Having An Affair & Coming From Date.
Wife Looked At Him & Shouted:
“Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na.
HAPPY WORLD CUP SEASON 2011.
New wedding style
do u agree 2 chnge ur FACEBOOk status 4rm single 2 Married? Boy!
U r now HUSBAND N WIFE?
U may now upload ur wedding pics n dont 4gt me to tag.
COLUMBUS agar married hota to America kabhi discover nahi kar pata. Kyunki tab usse poocha jata:
1. Kahan jaa rahe ho
2. Kiske saath jaa rahe ho
3. Main bhi chalungi
4. Wapas kab aaoge
5. Ghar reh kar hi discover karlo
6. Mere liye kya laoge
7. Wapas aate waqt sabji lete aana
8. Pahunch ke phone karna
9. Har baar tum hi kyon discover karte ho? Koi aur kyon nahi kar sakta?
Pain of missing a harami friend is realized‚
when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:
“O tri Figer Check Ker yar”
Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Dirty Quotes Life in Lubbock‚ Texas‚ taught me two things:
One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell.
The other is that sex is the most awful‚
filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. ~Butch Hancock
Dirty Sayings A nuclear weapon of some dimension‚
whether it’s actually a nuclear weapon‚
or a dirty bomb‚ or some kind of radiological device.
Yes‚ I think it’s probably a near thing.
Dirty Jokes Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night. The caller sounded very excited. “Doctor‚ please come at once. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis”‚ he said.
The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic. “I will come in the morning.”
The man protested‚“But doctor‚ my wife is really serious.”
The doctor replied‚“I took out your wife’s appendix two years ago. She can not have another.”
The caller protested‚“That is alright doctor‚ but now I have got another wife!”
The sky was dark
the moon was high
just her and I
Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do
Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine
I didn’t know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand
on her breast
I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart
And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once
the white stuff came
At last it was finished
it’s all over now‚
it was my first time
to milking a cow.
Dirty Poetry Women Lib!
When men are born‚ the mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When men are married‚ the brides get the presents and the publicity.
When men die‚ the widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to get liberated from?
I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true‚On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true‚Happy Anniversary Lover!
If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say‚“do you still love me?” I’d say‚“Till death do us part”Happy Anniversary.
Another year to create
precious memories together.
Another year to discover
new things to enjoy about each other.
Another year to build
a life rich in love and laughter.
Another year to strengthen
a marriage that defines “forever.”
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband)‚ For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair.
How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband)‚
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
Raksha Bandhan is not just about rakhi‚ roli and mithai… It’s also about the unique bond between a brother and a sister. Celebrate the beautiful by sharing a lot of love and by give them gifts sending them raksha bandhan sms‚rakhi sms; below we have all those things which will make your day glorious and joyful.
Why Is necessary to send Raksha Bandhan Sms / Rakhi Sms?
raksha bandhan sms
Traditions and customs of Raksha Bandhan are very old and they are followed since ancient times. The day of Raksha Bandhan is very auspicious for Hindus as the day is a full moon day of the month of sravana (August) according to Hindu calendar. The day celebrates the beautiful relationship of brother and sister and the traditions and customs of Raksha Bandhan reflect the bond between brother and sister. It is time to enplane your love with your brother or sister by sending them raksha bandhan sms / rakhi sms‚rakhi wishes and giving them rakhi wishes cards.
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You can give them gifts cards‚ and make something special for your loving ones‚ like organize a party at home or hotel.Because Rakhi is a bundle of lovable moments and a day to cherish the eternal bonding of love & affection with your sibling. To give a remarkable note to the Rakshabandhan‚ sisters and brothers in throughout the world look for a beautiful gift to present their dear ones‚ wrapped with their sentiments and lots of emotions.
Gift Ideas For Sisters/brothers:
Keep in mind that your sister/brother is married. So make sure that the gift you purchase is of good quality and everyone in her family appreciates it.
Keep in mind your sister’s/brother’s taste and areas of interest before purchasing a gift.
You may accompany the gift with a box / hamper of sweets or dry fruits so that others in her family are also able to enjoy the occasion. If she has kids‚ get chocolates for them.
Buy the gift yourself. Do not designate the task to your mom or wife. This would reflect your love and feelings for your sister.
If your sister/brother is in a different city send Rakhi gift to her in time.
You can give your sisters jewelry‚ jewelry box‚ cloths‚ house made gifts‚ showpieces and any other thing which must b according to the taste of your sister or brother.
how true my feelings were
i found out to be the best thing
in my life was when you married me
thank you my loving wifeloving husband
for the years we share i know one
thing for sure we make a wonderful pair.
Sardar’s Friend: Yaar‚
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh‚ B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh‚ M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died‚
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife‚ So M.A. Is “Married Again”.
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Pyaar k iss daur mein
Shadi ho lahore mein
Pyaari si ik biwi ho
Jaisay Rangeen Tv ho
Gol matol sey saalay hon
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon
Pyaari si ik saali ho
biwi k baad ghar wali ho
Pyaar k iss daur mein
shaadi ho lahore mein