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Jun 08 2011

Tamil Dirty Stories

Tamil Dirty Short Stories

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

Tamil Dirty Short Stories

principal- yenda latestdnt-
bike punchar sirprncpl-
bus la vara vendiyathuthanastdnt-
sona unga ponu keka matingra sir principle-?
by …….. guys next 2 vallavan

Tamil Dirty Short Stories

Exam Ezhudhum Student oruvan
packetil irundhu thundu kagidhathai eduthadhai Supervisor parthu vittar.
BIT adikiran.
Adhai pidunginar. Muraithar. ?
Tholaindhom?enru azhudhu konde ezhundha manavanai
tholai thottu utkara vaithu vittu?
Vegamaga adutha araikkul nuzhaindhar?
ange thervu ezhudhikondirukkum
avarudaiya ? Makku Paiyanukku? BIT-ai kodukka!

Tamil Dirty Short Stories

exam sms sangam
Rawva kudichavanum…
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By – EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!

Tamil Dirty Short Stories

Doctr Mareez ki Naak me Ungli Daal k Betha Hua Tha
1 Ne pucha Ye Kya kar Rahe Ho?
Dr:
Mariz ko Ulti krwa Raha Hun.
Magar Kese?
Dr: Ab Yehi Ungli Uske Moo me Daalu Ga. :-)

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Jun 16 2011

Tamil Dirty Stories

Latest Tamil Dirty Stories

Tamil Dirty Stories

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Tamil Dirty Stories

! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha
Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
Vadivelu: Hello enna ithu?
601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga?
Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu.

Tamil Dirty Stories

Aaj SHEELA ki
Birthday hai.
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Ye msg 9 logo ko
send kro tou
khwab mein sheela
ayegi.
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Ek Sahib ne DELETE
kr diya.
Uss k khwab mein
Firdous Ashiq Awan
aa gaie !:D

Tamil Dirty Stories

Maapi eppadhi da pogudhu life?
Veetla ellam eppadi irukkanga?
Amma appa thangachi ellam sowkiyama?
Kadaisiya endha padam paartha da?
Onnu milla romba bore adhan oru msg anuppalamnnu.
Eppam indha pakkam varadha idea?
Apparam maapi onnu solla marandhitaen da ….
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Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukkal!
Enna maranduthaennu paathiya? Chancesae illai!

Tamil Dirty Stories

Yesterday i decided to sucide I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
Its your message
after i read it i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu
na yaen saganum…!

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Jun 14 2011

Maa Beta Sms

MAA : Beta kya kar rahe ho..?

BETA : Parh rha hu Maa..

MAA : Excelent ! Kya parh raha hai meri Jaan …?

BETA : apni Jaan k messagesammi jan :-D

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Jul 04 2011

Maa Beta Jokes

Larka (burqay wali ko cherte hue)

Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda

kesi ho meri Khalida

Burqay wali: Ghor se dekh manhoos na dalda na khalida ma hoon teri Walda..

 

Jun 14 2011

Love Stories

!LOV STORY!

1nce der ws a guy n a girl in a gud reltionship since 5yrs

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loved each other

Guy ws sincere n gal ws cute

Both were happy.

1 day girl came 2 meet d guy n showd him her PINK LENSES.

He saw dem & ws surprised.

Days Passed n 1 day suddenly guy met wid an accident

Girl came 2 hospital n waited 4

37hours..

Den doctor came out n told her

Ur boy friend has Alcohol in his heart.

Girl ws shockd & was nt able 2 think of d reason..

Reason was:

PINK LENSES

U know

Gulabi Akhein Jo Teri Dekhi

Sharaabi Ye Dil Ho Gaya

I know u wnt 2 kill me 4 dis msg bt wat 2 do yr..

I HATE LUV STORIES.

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Jun 21 2011

Thekedar Ka Beta

THEKEDAR Ka Beta:

Papa Mujhe Ek Bhai Aur Chahiye Aaj Aur Abhi

Papa:

Beta is Kaam me 9 Mahenay Lagtay hain

BETA:

Papa Aap to THAKEDAR ho

2025 mazdoor Laga do.

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Jul 16 2011

Jab Maa Peshani Choom Ke Kehti Hai Jeete Raho Beta

( Love ) Kya Hy ?

Jab MAA Peshani Choom K Kehti HyJeety Raho Beta

Jab BAAP Kehta Hy Beta Ghar Jaldi Aa Jana

Jab Behen Mera Kaam Karne K Bad Kehti Hy K Meri Shadi K Bad Kon Karega Tmhare Kaam

Jab Barra Bhai Kahy K Tujhe Pasand Hy Chal Rakh Le Mein or Kharid Longa

Jab Chota Bhai Kahy Ye Dekho Bhai Acha Hy Na 1 Tmhara 1 Mera

Jab Dost Kahy

Tension Na Le Mein Hon Na

Ye hy Pyaar Real Love

Khobsurt Rishty.

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Jul 19 2011

Allah Ke Naam Pe Day Do Beta

Fakeer: Allah kay naam pe day do beta

Boy: Mauf karo baba

Fakeer: Kuch to day do beta

Boy: Acha aisa karo ye jo sms parh raha hai issi ko lay jao

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Aug 09 2011

Pathan K Ghar Beta Hua

Pathan k ghar beta hua ! Pathan ne usy goud mein lia . . . ! . .

Usne sussu kr dia.

Pathan Nurse se bola: Baji dosra de do ye leek hai:

Jun 14 2011

Real Love Stories

Real story

Kya pyar krna itna bara gunah hy?

1 Larka or Larki

ek dusre se boht pyar krte they…

Larki k baap ko pta chal gya.

wo guhsse pe qabu na rakh ska or Lrki ko uthwa k le aya or Larki se kha

Tujhe mein aaj wo saza dunga k ishq krney walon k Liye nishane ibrat hoga.

Usne Larki ko zamen pr Lita k bjli se chlne wali aari uski gardan k pas kr k abi chlai hi ti k

Achank..

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LIGHT chali gai

Or

Larki ne naara lgaya

G.O Zardari!

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Oct 20 2011

Gandi Jee Ka Mobile Number

Mubarak ho.

mubarak ho.

gandi jee ka mobile number mil gya

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0345-15Aug1947

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Jul 07 2011

Main Teri Maa Hoon

Maa: Beta UK se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhejna.

Betay ne uk se capsol bhejy or kaha: 1 se ziada nahi khana.

Jb beta uk se wapis aya to dekha ghr me 1 khubsurat larki ghoom rhi hai.

Beta:tm kon ho?

Main teri maa hoon.

Beta:Abba kahan hai?

Maa:Unho ne 2 kha liye thy wo jhooly Me so rhy hein.

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Jul 09 2011

Bacha Apni Maa Se

Bacha Apni Maa Se:Mom 10 Rupee Dena Bahir ghareeb Ko Dene Hain

Maa: Kidhar Hai ghareeb?

Bacha:Bahir KharaKULFI Bech Raha Hai Garmi Main Bechara…

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Jul 05 2011

Ek Bacha Rotey Hove Apni Maa Se

MODERN CHILD

Ek Bacha Rotey hove: Apni Maa Se

Papa Ne Muje Kiss Nahi Kia

Maa:Beta aap Ne ABC Nahi Sunai Hogi…?

Beta:To ap kon sa roz ABC sunati hO..

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Jun 06 2011

Latest Funny Jokes

Beta: Ammi kya pasand ki shadi karny sy ghar waly naraz ho jate hain?

Maa: Tu yakinan kisi churail k chakar main hoga
or ye sub tujhy usi daaien ny kaha hoga
ye aaj ki larkiyan to bus larkon ko phansany main lagi rehti hain
jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayen
beta in sy bach k rehna ye bohat makkar or meesni hoti hain or inka to khandan bhi….

Beta: Ammi aisa kuch nahi wo to abbu bta rahy thy k ap dono ki pasand ki shadi thi.

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Jun 07 2011

Doctor Nurse Sms

Sardar nurse se:

Agr meri beti ho to kehna FAIL or beta ho to kehna PASS.

Sardar k ghar khusra peda hua.

Nurse:

mubarak ho

Sardar ji apki

SUPLI aai he …

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Jun 04 2011

Titliyon Ki Love Story

Romantic Love Story

; Titliyan ek dosry sy bht piyar krti thi

;din 2no ny Game khelny ka fesla kia

Or 1 phool fix kia k jo kal subah pehly Aa kr is phool pe bethy ga wo ziada piyar krta hai

Agly din un mai sy 1 Titli subah sb sy pehly pohanch gai

Or phool k khulny ka wait krny lagi

Jb phool khula to wo heraan reh gai ye dekh kr k dosri Titli phool k andar mari hoi pari hyQ.k.

wo kal raat sy hi phool k andr beth gai thi

Ye batany k liy k wo

Us sy bohat pyar krti he..

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Apr 08 2011

The Way You Teach

The way you teach�
The knowledge you share�
The care you take�
The love you shower..
Makes you�
The world�s best teacher�
Happy Teacher�s Day!

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Apr 01 2011

Khuda Har Nazar Se Bachaye Aap Ko

Khuda Har Nazar Se Bachaye Aap Ko

Chand Sitaron Se Zyada Sajaye Aap Ko

Gham Hota Hai Kya Yeh Pata Bhi Na Chalay

Khuda Zindagi Mein Itna Hansaye Aap Ko

Apr 29 2011

Husband Wife Messages

Husband Wife Messages

1 admi aisa ROBOT ghar laya jo jhoot bolny per THAPPAR marta tha

Beta: papa aaj main school nhi jaunga mery pait mein dard hai (chatakh)!

Bap: dekha! Apnay jhoot bola is liay aapko saza milimain jab aap jitna tha to kabi jhoot nhi bolta tha (chatakh)

Wife (hansty huay):ap hi ka beta hai

(chatakhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Mar 15 2012

Momo To Misbah Funny Cricket Message

Momo To Misbah : Tu Bohat Acha Fast Bowler Hai Beta Shoaib Akhtar

Misbah : Maaaaaaan Je Misbahhh

Momo : Nae Tu Acha Misbah Nae Hai Kamran Akmal

Misbah : Maan Jeeeeeeee Mera Naam Misbah Hai oor Mein Bowler Nai Batman Hun

Momo : He Shawashyyyy Teri Batting Dekh K To Main Samjhi Thi K Tu Fast Bowler Hai

Misbah : Ufffffff Maan Jeeeeee Aap Ko Cricket Ka Kya Pata

Momo : Khabardaar Jo Mujy Anparh Kaha Tu Nay Zalil Insaan Mujhy Pata Hai Cricket Mein Jhaaru Say Ball Ko Maartay Hain

Misbah : Maan Jee Jhaaru Sy Nai Bat Sy

Momo : Beta Jesi Teri Batting Hai To Tu Jhaaru Hi Pakar Ly Koi Ezat To Kama Ly Ga

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Jun 21 2011

Shohar Bv Sms

BIVI:

Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun?
Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy.

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Shohar:

Uski Books me chupa dokamina hath b nhi lagata:

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Apr 08 2011

Ansoo Hansi Hansi Mein Nikal Aaye

Ansoo Hansi Hansi Mein Nikal Aaye Q Faraz?
Bethe Bethe Ye Kaunse Ghum Yaad Agaye…

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Apr 05 2011

Profesor Imran Hashmi

Mohabat Main Sab Maslon Ka Hal French Kiss Hai
Jo Larki French Kiss Na Kre Wo Bewafa Hai
French Kiss Boyfrnd Ka Haq Hai
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Profesor Imran Hashmi…!

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Oct 22 2011

If Rain Drops Were Kisses

“If rain drops were kisses. I could send you showers. if hugs were seas i send you oceans. and if love was a person i send you me”

Ally Qwerty

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Apr 08 2011

The Award For Best Teacher

The Award for best teacher
Has been declared
And it goes to
You!
Happy Teachers Day!

Apr 05 2011

The Best Feelings In The World

One Of The Best
Feelings In The
World Is When
You Are Hugging The Person
You Love
And
They Hug You Back Even
TIGHTER . . . ^_^ ♥

Jun 25 2011

Dirty Mind Sms

1 Larki Ne Stage Pay Aa K Dance Kia To Sab larko Ne Tali Bajai

Us Ne Sub Kuch Utar k Dance Kia To Kisi Ne Tali Nahi Bajai

Q?

Q k

Taali 1 Hath Se Nahi Bajti.

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1 hath sab logon ny ankhon pr rakh lia tha

Lekin

mery dost EK bar phir teri gandi soch ko 21 topon ki salami

dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz.

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Jul 20 2011

Kia Mamu Sms Kerny Ka Na

Kia Mamu Sms Kerny ka na agr kary ga to to tera photo eak dum bapu mafiq note men chapy ga

or agr nai karo gay to gandi jee ki tarahn mar ka fomula aply kary ga apun

boly kia samjha tum ko eak sms send kery ga

tum ne ans kia to theek warana day ga eak kaan k neechay

boly to agy kia kerny ka ye bapu apun ko nai sikhaya.

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Oct 20 2011

AZADI DAY MUBARAK

Azadi k din par meri dua hai k ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal Iqbal ki shakal Liaqat ki sherwani Fatima ki jawani Nehru ki chal or gandi ji k baal de

AZADI DAY MUBARAK

Feb 24 2012

2 Ladke 1 Ladki Ko Aik Saath

2 Ladke 1 Ladki ko aik saath

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Mathematics samjha rahe the

Ap khud socho ladki ko kya samjh aye gi.

Aur iske baad

Ye bhi socho

Ke tumhari soch kitni gandi hai….Har waqt gande msgs chayien tumhain

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Oct 20 2011

Azade Kay Din

Azade kay din pr mri dua haik ALLAH ap ko Quaid ke akalIqbal ki shakl Liaqat ki sherwane Fatima ki jwani Nehru ki chal or gandi ji ky baal dy Happy Independence Day

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Oct 20 2011

AZADI DAY MUBARAK

azadi k din par meri dua hai k ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akalIqbal ki shakal Liaqat ki sherwani Fatima ki jawani Nehru ki chal or gandi ji k baal de
AZADI DAY MUBARAK

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Aug 10 2011

Jashn E Azadi Mubarak Sms Messages

Jashn e Azadi Mubarak Sms Messages

Bas aik tamanna hai
bas aik hi hasrat hai
is dunya k naqshe par
har simat likha dekhon
aik lafz chamakta sa
khushbou sa mehkta sa
Wo lafz ha Pakistan
Jashn-e-Azadi Mubarak

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Azadi K Din Par Meri Dua Hai K
Allah Aap Ko Quaid Ki Akal
Iqbal Ki Shakal
Liaqat Ki Sherwani
Fatima Ki Jawani
Nehru Ki Chal Aur
Gandi Ji K Baal De.
“azadi Day Mubarak

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!=- -..(*..-=-._;
!=–..__..-=-._;
!                 
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Na Bijlii Na Paani
Phir B Dil hai Pakistani!
Jashn-e-azadi mubarak

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Jun 06 2011

’s Books">Maurice Bernard Sendaks Books

Short Review Of Maurice Bernard Sendak And His Books

Maurice Bernard Sendak (born June 10 1928) is an American writer and illustrator of childrens literature. He is best known for his book Where the Wild Things Are published in 196.

Putting the I Back Into Being: Maurice Sendaks Exploration of
Childhood Fears and Terror:

Abstract: Recognized as arguably one of the most engaging and internationally
the best selling Maurice maurice sendaks picture book trilogy of Where the Wild Thing
Are In the Night Kitchen and Outside Over There is also recognized as being
the most darkest in childrens literature. Unintentionally intertextual maurice sendak
readily acknowledged that maurice sendaks work in general and this trilogy in particular was
colored with memories of village life in Poland never actually experienced but
passed on to me as a persuasive reality by my immigrant parents. While
acknowledged but not explored by researchers these maurice sendaks texts also represent a visual
representation of the psychological phenomenology of how children understand
the concepts of fear horror and terror. The latter point was a personal realization
years after these texts had been published when it was pointed out to maurice sendak how
similar his texts were to elements of maurice sendaks own childhood. While using all three
texts in the previously mentioned trilogy this paper focuses on the last in the
series Outside Over There reputedly the darkest most esoteric and the most
symbolic. Using a transtextual approach in tandem with the Red Thread reader
response framework this paper unpacks possible meanings of Maurice Sendaks pictorial
subtext and how they form a transcultural underpinning of how children
understand relate to and deal with fear horror and terror.Maurice Sendaks Such A Great author.And maurice sendaks books And stories are like real incident of life.

May 24 2011

Boys Vs Girls Text Sms Messages

There are many nice sms and jokes about boys vs girls short text messages. Here you will find out Boys & Girls lyricshindi boy vs girls sms larka vs larki sms boys vs girls compitition boys and girls short stories boys or girls messages/msgs Hindi boys like girls hot girls sms guys and girls conversation english boys vs girls sms boys & girls greetings boys vs girls chit chat boys vs girls fight boys in girls hostel sms urdu BOY VS GIRLS text sms urdu boys and girls sms its not enough you can also find here funny conversations and dialogs between boys and girls on very interesting topic. We hope that you will enjoy our collection.

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Apr 01 2011

If You Can Dream With Your Eyes Open

If u can dream with ur eyes open
u have 100% chance to live ur dream
but if u dream while sleeping u can only write incomplete & spiced movies and stories.

Good Night!

Jun 06 2011

Tamil Dirty Sms Text Messages

Main Language Of India Which Is Mostly Used.

Tamil is a language which is used in india so we have collect a large number of  tamil sms collection to cheer up peoples. Here we have latest tamil sms tamil dirty sms tamil dirty text sms tamil naughty sms tamil wishes tamil dirty quotes tamil dirty poetry tamil jokes tamil dirty tamil shayari tamil sms tamil dirty jokes tamil dirty stories tamil funny sms tamil good day/morning/night sms tamil birthday wishes tamil dirty poems tamil sms collection tamil dirty poetry tamil dirty girls sms we hope youll enjoy this.

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Apr 15 2011

Sweet Love Sms

Sweet Love Sms

Flowers die
Stories End
Songs Fade
Memories are forgotten
All things
come to End
But
Precious People Like You
Are always remembered.

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Apr 16 2012

Once Upon A Timeline

How Stories Will
Begin In The Future
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Once Upon A Timeline… =P =D

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Apr 02 2012

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Feb 12 2012

’t Like Valentines Day">I Dont Like Valentines Day

I dont like valentines day: P I have my issues :P but reading some of the stories on its origins are hilarious! There is no real historical origin for it. It was started in the 1700s as a way to sell greeting cards… hahaha. The things that people would believe like really!

Jul 15 2011

’s Sad Story">A Mans Sad Story

A MANs Sad Story:

kl mri Birthdy thi

Mri BV ne mjy wish nhi kia or na he mre bacho ne

me kaam p gya lekn mre dosto ne b wish nhi kea

me apne cabin me chla gya

mri Secretry ne kaha

Happy Birthdy Boss

mjy bht acha lga

phr usne mjy apne Flat invite kea

She said:

me 2mint k lea Bedrom me chli jao?

I said:

OK

kch wqt k bad wo ek bht bry Cake k 7 bahir aa gai

uske pechy mre BV bche or dost b thy

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or me us k intzar me Sofe p Nanga beta tha..

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Jul 15 2011

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega

Kuch hi dno men tra rezult aa jae ga

Dua kr ley beta

Tu koi Amir khan ni jo

All is Wel kh kr top kr jae ga.

For all studnts.

Jul 04 2011

Master Bachy Ki Roti Khany K Baad

Master Bachy Ki Roti Khany k baad kehta Ha:

Beta Ghr Ja Kr Mera Naam To Nhi Btaogy.?

Bacha Masumiat se: Nhi Master Ge

Ma Ammi Se Kahonga K Meri Roti Kutta Kha GyA.

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Apr 08 2011

Kya Baat Kartay Ho Pappa

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

Jul 16 2011

Barish Barsi Pani Aaya

Barish barsi

Pani aaya

Musharaf ne dhol bajaya

Altaf Hussain ne gaana gaaya

Nawaz sharif ne naara lagaya

Zardari ne furmaya

Bhago beta Jooota Aaya

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Mar 01 2012

Sister Ki Rukhsati Ke Time Chota Bhai

Sister ki Rukhsati ke time chota bhai bola:
”Dad Baji ro rahi hain Dulha kyon nahi Ro raha?

 

Dad: Beta Baji to abhi kuch dair roye gi Lakin Dulah saari Umer roye ga…

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Jun 03 2011

Student Teacher Sms

Teachers And Students Sms

Classroom mai urdu gramar ki class ho rai the.

teachr: mery bety ko shadi mai dilchaspi nai hai.

is fiqray mai mra beta kya hai.

student: khusra :-)

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May 10 2011

Funny Pathan Sms

Funny Pathan Sms

Teacher To Pathan: beta Q ROo Rahe Ho

Pathan: sir school ki bell Toot Gai Hy

Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone ki kya baat Hy

Pathan: Ab Humari chotti kaise Hogi

Feb 28 2012

Funny Cricket Jokes On Misbah Ul Haq

Misbah Ul Haq Cricket Joke SMS in Urdu on Pakistani Cricketer Misbah Ul Haq

 

Maan ki Respect!

Aik bacha gali main cricket khail raha tha us ne shot lagai jis se parosi ke ghar ka sheesha toot gaya Bache ki Maan ne bahar aa kar pyar se bache se kaha
Beta aram se khela karo
Uske baad bache na poori zindagi shot nahi lagai Aaj us bache ko dunya
Misbah ul Haq ke naam se janti hai

 

 

Ek larki thi diwani si
IMRAN FARHAT pe wo marti thi

Chori chori chupke chupke
ABDUL RAZZAQ ko sms karti thi
.
Nazrain ghuma k sharma k
UMAR AKMAL se batain krti thi

Kabhi kabhi zulfain bikhra k
Awais Zia se hansa karti thi

Kuch kehna tha shayd us ko
Umar Gull se per younis khan se janay Q darti thi

Per aik din mili wo MISBAH ko akele mai aur

kaha k ?

Bhai
Free hit pe b koi tuk tuk krta hai

–Feel kar misbab bisti ho rahi hai….chor de hamari jaan–

 

 

Mishab ul Haq jaan deyo
Hun saadi waari aan deyo

From Real T20 Players

 

 

Concept Of CRICKETERS

AFRIDI: Do Or Die
SEHWAG: Do Before U Die
DRAVID: Don’t Die Until U Do &
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MISBAH: Do Tuk…. Tuk….Tuk… Tuk…. Until The Bowlers Die

Jul 30 2013

Sachii Dosti Quotes

Baap Betey Se:
Raat Kahan They

Beta:
Der Ho Geyi Thi Tu Dost Ke Ghar Ruk Geya Tha

Baap Ne Ossi Waqt Betey Ke
Dus Best Friends Ko Phone Milaya

Aath Ne Kaha Ke
Uncle Woh Raat Mere Pass Tha

Or Do Ne Kaha Ke
Uncle Woh So Raha Hai Kahein Tu Otha Doon

Jul 16 2011

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega

Lamha lamha waqt guzr jay ga

Kuch hi dno men tra rezult ae jae ga

Dua kr ly beta

Tu koi Amir khan ni jo

All is Wel kh kr top kr jae ga.

4 all studnts..$

Feb 20 2012

Sonia Gandhi Ko Bahumat Do

Rahul Gandhi: Mom aapki waja se meri shaadi nahi ho paa rahi

Sonia: Kyon Beta:

Rahul: Har taraf likha hai ke

Sonia ko Bahumat do…..

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Oct 22 2011

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta.
Maa:
Kahan Thay?
Beta:
Emotional film Dekhne Gaya Tha ”MAA DA PYAR”.
Maa:
Ab ander Ja k Action Film Dekh.
”ABBAY Di MAAR”.

Oct 22 2011

JUMMA MUBARIK

Äslam u Älaikum Hzrat YOUSAF (AS) ko ALLAH ne apne walid
Hazrat Yaqub (AS) se juda kr diya
Hzrat Yaqub (A.S) ne Hzrat Jibrail (AS) se waja pochi to kaha
“Ap k dil mein apne betay ki muhabat ALLAH ki muhabat se ziada barh gai thi
Is lie ALLAH ne apko unse juda kr dia
3 saal bad milne ki ijzat mili
Jab mile to
“Baap~Beta” gale lag kar itna roye
k behosh ho gae
Phir uthay
phir itna roye phir behosh ho gaye
Hazrat Jibrail(A.S) ne RASHK se pucha
“Ya ALLAH itni muhabbat bhi koi kici se karta hai?
Allah ne farmaya Jibrail mein Ummat-e-MUHAMMAD k har fard se is se 70 guna zaida muhabat krta houn.
Subhan AllAh. Jumma MUBARIK.

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Oct 22 2011

ENGINEER MBA Student Or ZUBEDA Aapa

Ek ENGINEER MBA student or ZUBEDA Aapa
kashti me ja rahe thy
k JIN agaya or bola:
“samandar me koi chez phenko
agar mene dhond li to me tumhe mar donga.
Or na dhond paya to me tumhara ghulam!
Engineer ne Needle phenki
JIN ne dhond li or usy mar dia.
MBA student ne Memory Card phenka
JIN ne dhond lia or usy bi mar dia!
AAPA ne Disprine phenki
wo pani me hal hogai AAPA boli:
“Chal Beta Ghr Chal Boht Kaam Para Hai”
JIN Shocked
AAAPA ROCKED.

Mar 03 2012

HUMSAFAR Main Asher Ko Sab

Kid: Uncle ye lain mithai ammi aur baji nay bejwai hai.

Uncle: Achaa Waise kis khusi main beta?

Kid: Wo HUMSAFAR main Asher ko sab such pata chal gaya hy…!

Aug 21 2011

Bacha Darwaze Ki Bell Bajane Ki Koshish

bacha darwaze ki bell bajane ki koshish kar rha tha

1 buzurg ne dekha or bell baja di or bole Beta or kuch?

Bacha: baba g hun nassoo …

Aug 10 2011

Assalamualaikum Sms

Assalamoalaikum

Ek intihai sard raat mn ek Allah k Wali ki MAA ne kaha!

Beta:Tm Khuda k bohat qareeb ho to Us sy kaho k jahannum sy kuch aag bhej dey tak sardi ki shiddat kam ho.

Wali ny jawab dia: MAA:- Jahannum mein koi aag nahi

Hr ek apni aag apne sath wahan le jaye ga.

Salame Sahar.

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