Category: Double Meaning sms

Ladki Garam Karne Ka Tarika

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Ladki garam karne ka asan tarika
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Ek bada microwave oven lain

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Aura ladki ko us main rakh kar oven on kar dain….

Khud he garam ho jaye gi..

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2 Ladke 1 Ladki Ko Aik Saath

2 Ladke 1 Ladki ko aik saath

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Mathematics samjha rahe the

Ap khud socho ladki ko kya samjh aye gi.

Aur iske baad

Ye bhi socho

Ke tumhari soch kitni gandi hai….Har waqt gande msgs chayien tumhain

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It’s The Thing That Satisfies

It’s the thing that satisfies

ur mind body & soul!

Do it on bed on a sofa

in the car or anywhere!

It’s called Prayer!

God bless ur naughty mind.

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Aaj Se Me Kisi Ko Sms Nahi

Aj se me kisi ko sms nhi karoga

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Kal se karoga abhi raat bohat ho rhi ha sojao gd ni8:-):-)

Janu Mere Mu Me Dalo

GIRL:Janu mere mu me dalo me chusongi

BOY:Nhi agr tm kha gae to me kia kru ga?

GIRL:Tm Dosri kulfi Le Lena

Maza Awami Kha Badami

teari soch harami

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Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar Laiti Hai

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo… ;->

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Lo Ajh V Hoo Gi Sab Di

Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di
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nachy

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hr pasy di

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Load shadding

Happy
LoadShadding

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Ye Ladkiya Bhi Badi Ageeb Hoti Hai

ye ladkiya bhi badi ageeb hoti hai
bat bat par tufan utha leti hai
kuch na ka karo to muh fula leti hai.
kuch kar do to pet fula leti hai.

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Girl: Bas B Karo

Girl

bas b karo.

Boy

kuch nahi hota

Girl

kisi ne dekh liya to

Boy

kuch nahi hoga

bas tum sidhi raho

or

khol k rakho

Girl

bas bht ho gia

ab me or nahin karvaon gi

Boy

Plz

thora sa aur kar lene do

Boy

Thanks

agar aaj tum muje paper na karwati

to main fail ho jata

21 Topon ka salam ap ki soch ko…………..?

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Dirty Mind Sms

1 Larki Ne Stage Pay Aa K Dance Kia To Sab larko Ne Tali Bajai

Us Ne Sub Kuch Utar k Dance Kia To Kisi Ne Tali Nahi Bajai

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Q k

Taali 1 Hath Se Nahi Bajti.

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1 hath sab logon ny ankhon pr rakh lia tha

Lekin

mery dost EK bar phir teri gandi soch ko 21 topon ki salami

dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz dhuz.

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Double Meaning Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

girl- aj mat dalo
boy- kyo?
girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut
dard hua me puri raat maslti rahi
or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe
lagata hai ye

-EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-

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Double Meaning Sms In English

Double Meaning Sms In English

In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

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Double Meaning Sms In Hindi

Double Meaning Sms In Hindi

All people in this world

Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian

Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for
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Changing underwear!

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Double Meaning Sms In Urdu

Double Meaning Sms In Urdu

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)

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Double Meaning Messages

Double Meaning Messages

Remove your Shirt
Remove your Pants too
ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti
now ahhh….
Finally the suitcase is closed.

Double Meaning Sms

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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

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A Short Thing

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

Tujhe Dekh K Khara Hota Hai

Tujhe dekh k
khara hota hai

Meri Hasratoon ka
Minarr……

wah
wah
As Jhuk zara
main dal dun

Tere Gale mein
Phoolon ka Haar
BE POSITIVE
mere yar…?

Larki Pehli Daffa Karwate Huye Pain Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah
se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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When Things Go Wrong

When things go wrong
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes
just let me know.
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cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!

Jaano Meray Mun Mai Daalo

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo main Choson gi

BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?

GIRL:
Tum

Tum

Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

Mein Hon Na

Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka..
Chalo Ab Udas Mat HoMein Hon Na.
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Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain.

Khara Kar K Ap K Hath M Pakra Don

ji karta he k khara kar k ap k hath m pakra don or ap zor zor…

sey hilaooo or bolo…
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IS PARCHAM K SAYE TALE HAM IK HEIN HAM IK HEIN"

Poora Under Gaya

BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha

Want A KISS

Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
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U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!

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Tum Kya Samjhy Tha

BHARWA
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BHARWA

BHARWA

BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)

I Am Your Girlfriend

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Raat Ko Hamaisha Kapray Utaar Ke Sona Chahiye

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.

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mera matlab taar se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.

Dard Unko Huwa To Nikaal Lia

Arz Kia Hai…
Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Theray Na Phool Galay Mai Mere Haar K
Dard Unko Huwa To Nikaal Lia Maine Kaanta Jo Chubha Peroon Main Sarkar K
Cheek Uthay Chilla Uthay Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Loo
Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tehwaar K.

Fill In The Blanks

Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)

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Pehle Us Ne Shalwar Utari

pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia

phir

phir

phir kia?

kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!

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He Puts His Lips On Mine

He took me from a bar.
He took me in his car.
He took my top off.
He puts his lips on mine
but dont worry: Im a bottle of wine!

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Hold It Gently

Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass

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Do Not Stand Too Much In Front Of MIRROR

Don’t stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing..

4
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JOKES
recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)

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Ye Lo Pakro

ye lo pakro

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kya kharra karon
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ye lo g ab sub se zaida uoncha ho gya mera payara parcham.

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Height Of Double Meaning

Height Of Double Meaning
After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said
“ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai
Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha ;-

Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar Laiti Hay

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo… ;->

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
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say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
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Books And Study

God Bless Your Naughty Mind

It’s the thing that satisfies

ur mind body & soul!

Do it on bed on a sofa

in the car or anywhere!

It’s called Prayer!

God bless ur naughty mind.

Five Inch Ka Hai

5 inch ka hai
size normal hai
mazboot hai
ziyada mota bhi nahi
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain
lena hai to bolo
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun

Let Me Kiss Your Lips

Let me kiss ur lips
let me feel ur teeth
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth
Twice a day Everyday :)

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Take Off Your Pant

Come here
take off your pants and knickers
get on top of me
enjoy until u get satisfied.

loving urs…..toilet!

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Always Think Positive

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive