Category: Funny Jokes

Habibi Jerry Is Here

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Arab couple went to London.
One day in the hotel room the husband heard his wife scream

Far! Faarr Far!(which is the Arabic word for Mouse)
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He wanted to inform Room Service but didnt know what the English word for faar is

Husband: Hello room service?

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Room service: Yes sir how can I help u? :)

Husband: hmmmm U knw Tom & Jerry?
Rom service: Yes sir I know Tom & Jerry:/

Husband: habibi Jerry is here. :D

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Crazy C.I.D Facts

Crazy C.I.D Facts :

1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.

2. C.I.D bureau has 1 Toyota qualis since last 11 years.

3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people works.

4. There is no POLICE C.I.D handles every case.

5. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on face.

6. None of them ever got promotion not even ACP.

7. Salunke just presses CONTROL & ALT & gets Finger prints tested.

8. people remember a person they just saw once & give exact sketch.

9.End of episode all criminals get phassi :P :D

Konsa point sab se mazey ka tha?:D

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Aik Kanjoos Dusre Dost Se

Aik kanjoos dost se: Aaj main ne aik jaan bachayi
Dost: Wo kaise?
Kanjoos: Main ne faqee se pucha ke agar main tumhain 1000 ka note dun to kya karo ge? Wo bola Khushi se marr jaon ga
Main ne kahan Jao nahi deta

Patient Dr Saab Meri Oper Wali

Patient: Dr.Saab Meri Oper Wali Daarh Ko Keera Kha Rha Tha Aapne Neeche Wali Daarh Kyon Nikal Di?

Doctor: Neeche Wali Pe Khara Ho ke To Khata Tha.

’ Sms Jokes">Funny London Olympics 210 Sms Jokes

Women’s Tennis Is A Really Rough Sport Especially On The Goalies. Think About It They Have To Go Through 3 Periods With Only 2 Pads! Haha Get It?

 

What Do The Leafs And Raptors Have In Common? Niether One Can Play Hockey! Haha Get It?

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Waqt Sms

Dunya ki kamyab qomain hmesha waqyat ki puri puri invstigation krti hen 0r hqeqat ko sb k samny lati hen.

Kxi bi traqqi yafta mulk me agr koi accidentdehsht gardi corruptionnatural desaster wgera ho jye to uski mukamal tafteesh 0r chaan been k lye idary mojod hote hen.

Lkin afsos k hmare watan me jhan

na-insafisecutrity problems 0r coruption ne derey dale hue hen whe intelligence agencies bi khrgosh ki neend so rhi hen.

Is waqia ko p0ra saal gzrny wala hy.

Lkin uxki files abi tk bnd pri hen.

Akhir kun abi tk pta ni chal ska k pichle saal ramzan me kix ne kha tha k pepsi pe 5 Rs km krdo

*~§hööñä..:-)

Kya Aap Jante Hain

Kya aap jante hain k duniya ka pehla Hawai Jahaaz kahan uraya gaya tha.? ?

Jawab janye is break k baad..

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Ufone tm hi to ho..

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LU ka zeera plus..hi tarang hy..

Maza awami kha badami

Geo to aise

Geo to aise

Welcome back

Duniya ka pehla Hawai Jahaz Hawa main uraya gia tha…

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ZRORI ELAAN

ZRORI ELAAN

14 August kareeb hay so apney pyare watan se muhabbat zahir karne k liye green color k hath wale pankhey khareed laien aur us par chand tara khud bna lain ta k flag ka flag aur hwa ki hwa.

Lehratey jao aur pukartey jao

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

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ZRORI ELAAN

ZRORI ELAAN

14 August kareeb hay so apney pyare watan se muhabbat zahir karne k liye green color k hath wale pankhey khareed laien aur us par chand tara khud bna lain ta k flag ka flag aur hwa ki hwa.

Lehratey jao aur pukartey jao

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

LOAD SHEDING PAINDABAD:-

Bacha Darwaze Ki Bell Bajane Ki Koshish

bacha darwaze ki bell bajane ki koshish kar rha tha

1 buzurg ne dekha or bell baja di or bole Beta or kuch?

Bacha: baba g hun nassoo …

Father To Son

Father to son. Nalaik gulnawaz ki beti ko dekho wo first aai hai.

SON. Aur kitna dekhoon usay dekh dekh kar hi to fail hua hoon.

Journalist Apka Favt Phool Kaunsa Ha

Journalist:apka favt Phool kaunsa ha?

Meera:O so nice Questn

Phoolon me mje flower boht pasand ha…

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2 Lovers In KFC

2 lovers in K.F.C

Larka:

kya khao gi jan?

Larki:

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Haleem

mangwalo

Moral:

Or phasao government school ki bachiyan….

Hogaey na zalil k.F.C me.:*

1 Zoo Me Ek Tota

1 Zoo me ek Tota

English

Urdu

or Punjabi bol sakta tha.

ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karney ke liye us se pucha:

Who r u?

Tota: Im parrot.

Admi: tum kon ho?

Tota: Main tota hon.

Admi: tu kon aien?

Tota: teri pehan da khasam saleya tennu 2 waari das te ditta a k main tota waan.

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Islamic Research Se Pata Chala Hai

Musalmano jago!

Islamic research se pata chala hai k murgi haram hai.

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Chori ki.

Kisne Kaha Tha Pepsi Per 5 Rupay Kam Kardo

Agr nahi hy Qeema to Samoso me aalo bhrdo

wah wah

mgr ye to btao k

Kisne Kaha Tha Pepsi Per 5 Rupay Kam Kardo

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Aeroplane A Raha Hai

Aeroplane a raha hai

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Dekho

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Dekho na

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Chala b gya pagal upar dekhna tha mobile mai ata hai kya?

To bi jahaz hi ha yaar…;o):-)

Kaam Ke Na Kaaj Ke

tum sub ko alag alag nashta bana kar dongi

.

Zindagi haram kar rakhi hai

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Kam Deh na kaj Deh

Dushman anaj de

:

Moral

Aj Maa gusse main hai :-)

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Bomb Blast Sms

BOMB BLAST k bad 1 admi chilla raha tha

O GOD mera hath urr gaya.

PATHAN: hosla kro mat roo

dekho us admi ka sar urr gaya hy wo b to chup chap leta hy:-/

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Faqeer Sms

FaQeer: Pehle ap 10 rupe dete thy

Phir 5 Ab 1 rpya

Q?

Admi:

Pehle me knwara tha

Phr shadi ki

Ab bache hen

FaQeer:

Bht khob

Mere paiso se ayaashiaan..!

Ek Waqt Tha Aap K Msg Aise Aate Thy

1 waqt tha aap K msgs aise aaty thy

jesy kisi ne ap k Sir Pe PISTOL rkhi hui hai

or ap se msg krwa rha hai

mgr ab lgta hai

us ne

GoLi mar di?

Frog 2 Nujoomi Pls Tell My Future

Frog 2 Nujoomi: Pls tell my future!

Nujoomi: A young smart girl

will touch u Frog: WoW! when & where?

Nujoomi: Next semester in Biology lab :-)

Chulbul Pandey Sms

DABANG SMS:

Agr tm ne hm ko sms na kya tu hm tumhare mobile me itne ched krenge k confuje hojaoge charger kahan lagaye or handfree kahan :-)

Chulbul Pandey.

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Aik Bacha Park Mai Bench Pe Betha

aik bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
pas bethi 1 orat boli:
jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
boy:
ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
orat:
wo metha kam khati hongi.
boy:
nahi
wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.

Private School K Bachy Zoo Mai

Private school k bachy zoo mai

look the monkey is sleepinglets not distrb him.

Govt school k bachay

O wekh tera peyo sutta peya aleya onu watta mariye :D

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Bhang Ka Aik Glass Dimag Ko 3 Ghante Tak

Bhangg ka aik glass dimagh ko 3 ghante tak A.C k brabar thandak pohncha sakta hy..

Bijli ki bajaye agr her ghar me bhang istemal ki jaye to load shedding se jan chhurai ja sakti hai….!

(Feeka Charsi ki Media se Guftagu)

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Maa Ne Kaha Facebook Chor Do

DEVDAS of 2011..

Maa Ne Kaha facebook Chor Do

>babu g Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!

>Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!

>Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!

Aur

>Aik Din Aayega Jab GirlFrnd K Bachey Bolengey..

>Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!
(.)
<) )>
_//_
oh no.

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Lrka Rishty K Lye Lrki K Ghr Gya

Lrka rishty k lye lrki k ghr gya

lrki k Walid sb: beta kya naam ha?

Lrka: je Salman

Walid: mashallah! kitna prha ha?

Lrka: je MBA kiya ha

Walid: bohat khoob! kahan rhty ho?

Lrka: je defence mein

Walid: mashallah mashallah! kya krty ho?

Lrka: je WAPDA me job krta hun

Walid: Utthh kuttey dya putra

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Jab Rishte Walay Ap Ko Daikhnay Ayain

Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayain to apny moun per Meezan oil lagain.

Kyun K.

Her cheez

Meezan main achi lagti hay.!

beauty tips.

(By Zubeda Aapa:)

Pakistan Jokes

کچھ آدمی دوزخ میںبہت گرمی میں بڑےآرام سےسو رھےتھے

اک فرشتےنے دوسرےسےپوچھا یہ اتنےآرام سے دوزخ میںسورھے ھیں

تودوسرےنےکہا یہ سب پاکستان سےآۓھیں..گرمی اورلوڈشیڈنگ کے عادی ھیں.

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A Teenage Girl Had Been Talking On The Phone

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour and then she hung up.

“Wow!” said her father “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”

“Wrong number…” replied the girl.

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Allah Ke Naam Pe Day Do Beta

Fakeer: Allah kay naam pe day do beta

Boy: Mauf karo baba

Fakeer: Kuch to day do beta

Boy: Acha aisa karo ye jo sms parh raha hai issi ko lay jao

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Molvi Se Kisi Ne Poocha

molvi se kisi ne poocha

Halwa khaen gay ya murghi?

Molvi:

Allah tujhe aisay hi preshan kray

jesay tu ne muje preshani me dal dia hai.

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Pakistan Me 4000 Girls

“Pakistan” me

4000 Girls

Hart Atack Se Mr Gai OR

700 Girls Behosh Hogai

480 Ne Khudksi

Krli 350 Ki Halat Nazuk Hai

Q k

Kisi Kaminay Ne Jhoti Afwah Phela Di K

(Shazad Khan Bungush)

ki shadi ho ge hai..

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Akbar: Anarkali Tujhe Kya Chahiye

Akbar: Anarkali tujhe kya chahiye?

Taaj ya Takht?

Anarkli: Jahan-e-panah mujhe na Taaj chahiye aur na hi Takht

bs

UPS

lagwa do.

Allha da wasta j..

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Mujhe Aawaz De Dena Kabhi Icecream Lao To

Ghazal for friendship

Mujhe aawaz De Dena

Kabhi icecream lao to

Kabhi Murghi pakao to

kabhi picnic pe Jao to

Mujhe awaz De Dena

wallet Main Maal ziyada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Kabhi Dawat Mein Jana ho

Ya kisi ko Dinner pe Bulana ho

Mujhe awaz De Dena

Kabhi kisi se ho larna

To Mujhe Disturb Mat karna

Kisi shadi Mein Jana ho

Jaise hi start khana ho

Mujhe awaz De Dena.

Mujhe tum bool Mat Jana.

Suno tum bool Mat Jaana…

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Lady Doctor Pagl Patient Sy

Ldy doc pagl patient sy: mra dopata utaro

Pagl: ok

Ldy doc: ab mre qmez utaro

Pagl: ok

Ldy doc: ab jaldi sy mre shlwar b utaro

Pagl: ok

Ldy doc:

Aur next time mery kpry mt pehnna…..:-D

salam ha apke soch pe…

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Teacher Shadi Bachon Ka Khel Nahi

Teacher: Shadi bachon ka khel nahi.

Pappu: Miss. mujhe pata hai.

T: kya pata hai?

P: Yehi k SHADI baron ka khel hy aur bachon k liye khela jata hai…;

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Ek Larki Apne Boyfrnd K Sath Ghoom Rhi Thi K

Ek Larki Apne Boyfrnd k sath Ghoom rhi thi k

achank larki ka Husband A gya Or Boy frand ko Marne lga

Larki

Maar Gadhe ko

Apni Biwi ko to Ghumata nhi

Dusron ki Biwi Ghumane le ata hy

Itne me Boy ko Josh aya or Wo Husband ko Marne lga

Larki

Maar Sale ko

na Khud Ghumata hy

na ksi or ko Ghmane dta h.

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Teacher Titanic Kaise Duba

Teacher : titanic kaise doba ?

Student :

DUBUK .

DUBUK.

BUDUK .

BUDUK . . .

BUDUK . .

BUDUK ..

GUrr . .

Gurr

Gurr

Gurr

PUCHIK

GRUMMmm

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Agr Mein Apko Sms Bhejun To Iska Mtlab

Agr mein apko sms bhejun to iska mtlab

ye nhi k ap b mjhe sms bhejo ap mjhe

Chips

juice

pizza

Biryani

b bhej sakte hen

or balnace to mjhe bht pasand ha:-

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Sheikh Pent Ki Silai Kitni Hy

Sheikh:

pent ki silai kitni hy?

Tailor:

Rs.250

Sheikh:

Nikar ki?

Tailr:

Rs.50

Sheikh:

Nikar he c do

Pr lambai pairon tk rkhna

me ne Namaz b parni hoti hai.

Mujhe Aksar Sitaron Se Ye He

Mujhe aksar sitaron se ye he awaz ati hai

So0 ja !

So0 ja !

Subha uthne me tujhey wesi hi moat aati hay….. GÖÖD Ñ¡GHT

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  • BAAP BETI KI CHUDAI KAHANI

DARDNAK QISSA

DARDNAK QISSA

1 aunty thi

Unki 1 beti thi

Wo apni beti ki bohat care krti thi

Bal swarti thi

Poniyan bandhti thi k bachi achi dikhe

Pr bchi ki aankhein humesha bahr rehti thi

Aisay (0_0)

Aunty ne bohat doctors ko dikhaya lekin wo sahi nhi hui

Phir aik baba ko dikhaya to wo aik minute me sahi ho gae

Log bohat heran hue or baba se pocha k apne aisa kia kya tha k wo sahi ho gai?

Baba ne kaha:

MENE SIRF BACHI KI PONIYAN DHEELI KARDI Thi…!

Hahaha

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Future K Urdu Mahaawry Aur Un K Meanings

Future k Urdu mahaawry aur un k meanings…

*Light aa gai = boht khushi ka izhar krna

*Aj light nai jae gi= jhoot bolna

*Light kb ae gi? = namumkin cheez ka intezar krna

*Ap k ghar light nai hai kya? = izhar e afsos krna

*Yhan pe to light hai :) = fakhar krna

*Aj light nai gai?= boht hairan hona;

Jeans Pehan Kr Jb Main Tayar Hota

Jeans pehan kr jb main tayar hota.

Utha k mobile bike pe sawar hota.

To log chhat pe aa kar kehtay.

Kash ye mera damad hota..!

Uff me b na!

Jab Bacha Paida Hota Hai Toh Sara Khandan

Jub bachcha paida hota hai tou saray khandaan

walay usay dekhnay aatay hain.

Bachchay ka baap kehta hai:

Meray betay ka chehra tou meray pay gaya hai.

Chacha kehta hai:

is ke haath paon tou bilkul meray par gaye hain.

Maa kehti hai:

iss ki naak meray pay gayi hai.

Mamu kehta hai:

iss ke kaan meray par gaye hain.

Phir jub wohi bacha bara ho kar Larkiyn phansata

ha tou saray khandan walay kehtay han:

Pta nai haramzada kis pa gaya h?

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Dil Aur Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq Hy

Dil or duniya me srf itna frq hy k is dunya me bahut log rhte hy…or

Is dil me

Srf

Ap

Ki

Bhabhi rhti hy .

Har jagha khud ko mat gusaya kro..

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I Love U Application Sms

To

The jan I Love You.

Subject:Teri yaad

Dear jan

I am the student of your heart.I beg 2 say that I m really mising u.

Mera jee nhi lag raha jan tumhary bina.

So kindly send me

sweet SMS.I shall b very thankful 2 u…

Ur Lover.

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Agr Manzil Ko Pana Hai To Hosla Sath Rakhna

 Agr manzil

ko pana hy

to hosla

sath rakhna

Agr pyar

ko pana hy

to aitbaar

sath rakhna

or

Agr hamesha

muskurana hy

To DANT SAAF rakhna he he he he

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Dil K Mehman Bun Jao

Dil k mehman bun jao

Aankhon ka armaan bun jao

Honto ki muskaan bun jao

Oh Aap ho i m very sorry. Aap to bus

INSAAN BAN JAO…!

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Modern Search Se Sabit Hua Ha K Insan Ko

Modern search se sabit hua ha k Insan ko

bemar kr denay wali chezon mein se ek chez

Doston ki judai hai

So

Plz Yr

nery nery

Reya kro:

tuwadi mahrbani :-p

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1 Lrki Janat Mein Gai To Farishton Se Boli

1 Lrki janat mein gai to farishton se boli

meri shadi kisi molvi naal hi karayo.

farishta:sabr kar lay Bibi…

pehly kisi molvi nu janat vich aan te de…?

Hum Mohabbat Walay

ھممحبتوالے

آپ حسنوالے

ھمدلوالے

آپدولتوالے

ھممیسجکرنے والے

اورآپ کنجوس فری میں پڑھ کہ صرف مسکرانےوالے

Urdu Sms

فون کےرشتےبھی عجیب ھوتےھیں

بیلنس رکھ کےبھی کچھ لوگ غریب ھوتےھیں

خودمیسج کرنے کی ھوتی نہیں توفیق جنکو

مفت میسج پڑھنے کےکتنےشوقین ھو

2 Mohabbat Karne Walo Nay Khudkushi Ka Irada Kya

2 Mohbat karne walon ny Khudkushi ka Irada kia

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10 Manzila Building sy

Pahly Boy ny

Jump lagai

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Girl ny apni

Ankhain band kar leen

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Or

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Yeh kehty huay wapis jane lagi

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k

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Mohbat Andhi

Hoti hy

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Boy ny Hawa may yeh sun kar apna Perashoot khol dia

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Or

kaha

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Piyar Kabhi Marta Nahi….

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Movies Of College Life

Movies of college life…

Classes= kabhi kabhi.

Attendace= Hera pheri

Clas room= No Entry

Teacher= Jani doshman

Vacation=Masti

Exam=Evil Dead

Examiner=Don

Friends during paper=Hum Ap K Hein Kon

Viva=Encounter

Exam time=Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak

Cheating=Lagay Raho Munna Bhai

Question paper=Ek Paheli

Answer paper=Kora Kaghaz

Marking=Andha Qanoon

Result=Sadma

Pass=Moajza

Fail=Devdas

Supply exam=Aakhri Rasta

Future=Fanna.

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Result Aa Gaya

Result aa Gaya

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Ya 3 lafz hanste khelte zindge tabha kr dete hain:-)

’s Sad Story">A Mans Sad Story

A MANs Sad Story:

kl mri Birthdy thi

Mri BV ne mjy wish nhi kia or na he mre bacho ne

me kaam p gya lekn mre dosto ne b wish nhi kea

me apne cabin me chla gya

mri Secretry ne kaha

Happy Birthdy Boss

mjy bht acha lga

phr usne mjy apne Flat invite kea

She said:

me 2mint k lea Bedrom me chli jao?

I said:

OK

kch wqt k bad wo ek bht bry Cake k 7 bahir aa gai

uske pechy mre BV bche or dost b thy

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or me us k intzar me Sofe p Nanga beta tha..

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A Love Story Sms

A love Story

NAILAB.A ki stdent thi

wo apny frndSHAHZADse roz bat krti thi

faheem U.S.A.chla gya

Pechy Hina mr gai

Hina ki wsiyat k mtabik uska mobile b usk 7 kbar me rkh dya

Jb faheem waps aya to Hina ki mot ka sun kr heran howa

Q k Hina roz phn pr us se bat krti thi

us ne ye molvi ko btaya

Phr wo sb qabrstan gye

Wha ja kr faheem ne Hina ko cal ki to Hina ne bt ki

Sb log dr gy

phr molvi ne kaha k is se ye sabit huwa k

Ufone

k signal hr jga ate hain…!

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