Arab couple went to London.
One day in the hotel room, the husband heard his wife scream,
“Far! Faarr Far!”(which is the Arabic word for Mouse)
.
He wanted to inform Room Service but didn’t know what the English word for “faar” is
Husband: Hello, room service?
Room service: Yes sir, how can I help u? 
Husband: hmmmm, U knw Tom & Jerry?
Rom service: Yes, sir, I know Tom & Jerry:/
Husband: habibi Jerry is here. 
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Crazy C.I.D Facts :
1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.
2. C.I.D bureau has 1 Toyota qualis since last 11 years.
3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people works.
4. There is no POLICE, C.I.D handles every case.
5. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on face.
6. None of them ever got promotion, not even ACP.
7. Salunke just presses CONTROL & ALT, & gets Finger prints tested.
8. people remember a person they just saw once & give exact sketch.
9.End of episode, all criminals get phassi 
Konsa point sab se mazey ka tha?:D
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Aik kanjoos dost se: Aaj main ne aik jaan bachayi,
Dost: Wo kaise?
Kanjoos: Main ne faqee se pucha, ke agar main tumhain 1000 ka note dun to kya karo ge? Wo bola, Khushi se marr jaon ga,
Main ne kahan, Jao nahi deta
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Patient: Dr.Saab Meri Oper Wali Daarh Ko Keera Kha Rha Tha Aapne Neeche Wali Daarh Kyon Nikal Di?
Doctor: Neeche Wali Pe Khara Ho ke To Khata Tha.
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Women’s Tennis Is A Really Rough Sport, Especially On The Goalies. Think About It, They Have To Go Through 3 Periods With Only 2 Pads!! Haha Get It?
What Do The Leafs And Raptors Have In Common? Niether One Can Play Hockey!! Haha Get It?
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Dunya ki kamyab qomain hmesha waqyat ki puri puri invstigation krti hen 0r hqeqat ko sb k samny lati hen.
Kxi bi traqqi yafta mulk me agr koi accident,dehsht gardi, corruption,natural desaster wgera ho jye to uski mukamal tafteesh 0r chaan been k lye idary mojod hote hen.
Lkin afsos k hmare watan me jhan
na-insafi,secutrity problems 0r coruption ne derey dale hue hen whe intelligence agencies bi khrgosh ki neend so rhi hen.
Is waqia ko p0ra saal gzrny wala hy.
Lkin uxki files abi tk bnd pri hen.
Akhir kun abi tk pta ni chal ska k pichle saal ramzan me kix ne kha tha k pepsi pe 5 Rs km krdo
*~§hööñä..:-)
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