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Funny husband wife joke on over clever mind wife.

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two

She reaches for a cricket bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can

Once she’s done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine

“hi darling”, he says
“your parents have come to visit us
so I let them stay in our bedroom
hope you have said
hello to them

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Pati patni se: Ek glass pani pilana,

Patni: Kya pyaas lagi hai?

Pat: (Gusse se), Nahi Gala check karna hai, ke kahi “Leak” to nahi

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Husband: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon se Tang Aa kar ‘Khud Kushi’ kar Raha hun..

Wife: Achha.. 1 White Suit to Dila do, 13vee pe Kya Pehnungi ?!!? =D

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Pati aur Patni main baat cheet band thi,
Ek din pati ko subah jaldi kahi jana tha,
Usne paper per ye likh kar patni ki pillow ke neeche rakh dya,
Ke mujhe subah 7 baje utha dena

Agle din pati ki aankh khuli to 8 baj rahe the,
Pati ugsse se utha to dekha ke uske pillow ke pass ek paper para tha,
Jis per likha tha
“7 baj gaye hain, Uth jao”

Patni: Aaj 4 daku aye aur mera rape kar ke chale gaye,
Pati: Tum ne unko roka kyon nahi,
Patni: Main ne bohat raoka lakin wo kehne lage,
Ab hamain jane do ham thak gaye hain

Patni sotay main zor se boli,
Jaldi utho mera pati aa gaya hai,
Pati utha, window se chalang laga di,
Taang toot gayi,
Phir khayal aya,
Ke Pati to main he hoon

Patni gusse se: Mera jeena haram ho gaya hai, Main ye gharl chor ke ja rahi hoon,
Pati: Jaan chodo bhagwan ke lye
Patni: Ek to apki ye baat mujhe kahi jane nahi deti
Pati: Kya
Patni: Ye he ke “Jaan chodo bhagwan ke lye”

Doctor to Patni: Aap ke Pati ko Rest ki jaroorat hai,
Ye neend ki goliyan hain,
Patni: Ye inhain kab deni hain?
Doctor: Ye inhain nahi, aap ne khud leni hain

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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives

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“B.v Apne Shohar ki Tareef Kb Krti Hy” 1 Admi Ne Apne Dost Se Pocha
Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye
“Kia Matlab” Admi ne Pocha
Dost: Mtlb Ye k Bht Kch Chorh Jaye ;->

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