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Pathan ne new car li,

Dost ko kaha, Iss per kuch aisa likhwa do k,

Logg deht sath pehchan jaye ke ye

Pathan

Ki car hai,

 

Dost ne likhwa dya,

Darwaza bahir kholain…..

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Machron ke Lye Powder le lo

Salesman: Khan sab Machron ke lye powder le lo,
Pathan: Na bhai, Machron ko itna bhi sir per nahi charhana, Aj power le dya to kal Bodyspray mangain gain

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Pathan ne Pathan ko Loota

Pathan ne 1 Bacha agwa kia

Or taawaan k lye sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya:

10 Laakh kal subah pul ke neche pohnchado?

Or bache ko ghar wapis lejao
Dusre din wo pul k neche gaya to usy pese milgye

Or sath sticker pe likha tha:

Khuda Qasam

Pese ka gham nai,

Gham is baat ka hy k

Pathan ne Pathan ko loota

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Pathan Haleem Kaha Raha Tha

Pathan Haleem kaha raha tha,

Ed Makhi us main beth gayi,

Pathan usay ura kebola,

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O Begairat ka bachi ye wo nahi hai,

Jo tu samjh raha hai,:-)

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Pathan Jokes 2011

Principal: School ka time 8 bajay ka hay or tum 9 bajay aa rahay ho ?

Pathan Student: O yaara tum hamara intazar mat kia karo school laga dia kro.;-)

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2 Pathan ek Accident

2 pathan ek accident mai mar gy,

Frishta aya

Dono se pocha kon ho?

boly Muslman

1 se pocha nam kia hy

bola

ikhlas khan

fristy ne kha sura ikhlas sunao

usny jldi sy suna di or bach gya

Frishty ne 2nd sy nam pocha

wo preshan ho kr bola

nam to yasin hy mgr PYAR sy sb KOSAR KOSAR kehty hain:-)

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