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Kanjoosi Ki Zindagi Kya Jeena



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Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo

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Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

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Jab Garmi Parti Hai To Tum



Friend: Jab Garmi parti hai to tum logg kya karte ho?
Kanjoos: Hum sab AC ke samne beth jatey hain
Frnd: Jab us se hi zyada lagti hai to?
Kanjoos: Phir hum AC on kar lete hain….

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Aik Kanjoos Dusre Dost Se



Aik kanjoos dost se: Aaj main ne aik jaan bachayi
Dost: Wo kaise?
Kanjoos: Main ne faqee se pucha ke agar main tumhain 1000 ka note dun to kya karo ge? Wo bola Khushi se marr jaon ga
Main ne kahan Jao nahi deta

Kanjoos Martey WAQT



Kanjoos martey WAQT:
Begum Tum Kahan Ho?
BEGUM:
aap k Pass
Kanjoos:
Aur mere BACHEY?
Wo Bhi Ap K Pas hain
To Phir Samney Wale kamry ka Pankha Q chal Raha hy?.