Pati aur Patni main baat cheet band thi,
Ek din pati ko subah jaldi kahi jana tha,
Usne paper per ye likh kar patni ki pillow ke neeche rakh dya,
Ke mujhe subah 7 baje utha dena
Agle din pati ki aankh khuli to 8 baj rahe the,
Pati ugsse se utha to dekha ke uske pillow ke pass ek paper para tha,
Jis per likha tha
“7 baj gaye hain, Uth jao”
Patni: Aaj 4 daku aye aur mera rape kar ke chale gaye,
Pati: Tum ne unko roka kyon nahi,
Patni: Main ne bohat raoka lakin wo kehne lage,
Ab hamain jane do ham thak gaye hain
Patni sotay main zor se boli,
Jaldi utho mera pati aa gaya hai,
Pati utha, window se chalang laga di,
Taang toot gayi,
Phir khayal aya,
Ke Pati to main he hoon
Patni gusse se: Mera jeena haram ho gaya hai, Main ye gharl chor ke ja rahi hoon,
Pati: Jaan chodo bhagwan ke lye
Patni: Ek to apki ye baat mujhe kahi jane nahi deti
Pati: Kya
Patni: Ye he ke “Jaan chodo bhagwan ke lye”
Doctor to Patni: Aap ke Pati ko Rest ki jaroorat hai,
Ye neend ki goliyan hain,
Patni: Ye inhain kab deni hain?
Doctor: Ye inhain nahi, aap ne khud leni hain
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